cakes deserve to die alone

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>OP-posite day

>>161292563
cakes deserve to be loved.

>>161292563
OP is a faggot, as usual.

What's the oldest a cake can be before it spoils?

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love cake
nominate cake
vote cake
waifu cake
marry cake
procreate with cake

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>>161294715

where my C92 cake idol doujins at

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>>161294896
Un-scanned as always.

so does OP
but unlike cakes, OP's fate is a reality

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>>161292563
You're under arrest for being a faggot!

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>>161292563

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>>161297260
They're actually younger than some of us.

>>161292563

i'd eat them all

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>>161298340
*get gobbled up by

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>>161298684
sadly, I'm no shota anymore. But if I was, that'd be great.

>>161292563
Not before I get to pump&dump them once.

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Cakes aren't virgins.
Think about their age and how many different dicks they have sucked to this moment.

>>161302543
They're still anal virgins

>>161302543
That only turns me on more.

>>161292563
Most who aren't married and are over 30 do.

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cakes are a miracle of the universe

Cakes and pantyhose are like bread and butter

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>>161297686

Reminder that cakes are cakes because they have horrible personalities so nobody bothers with them.

>>161302543
2D cakes are virgins.

>>161292563
But the point of a cake is to take a broken lonely woman and allow her beautiful self to blossom.

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Natsuki deserves birthday nakadashi.

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>>161308411
After marriage, you mean.

Why are cakes taller than teens? Girls stop growing at 16 years of age.

>>161308476
But premarital sex is ROCK.

>>161294896
was at comiket,they litreally are selling a whole row of kanade doujin but i never bought them

>>161308620
Funny how big Comiket is, that there can be whole rows for an entire character. I saw a picture of a Hamakaze row, for instance.

>>161308509
Some girls are amazonians you know

>>161292563
I'll take the middle one as long as I can just stay at home all day.

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>>161308688
Well, one of you will need to cook. (It won't be her.)

>>161292563
I'll be sure to take all the cakes you don't like then and they'll be my wives.

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Cakes are okay but I prefer donuts.

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>>161308881
>she can have as many donuts as she likes
It's a bit unfair, isn't it.

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>>161292563
op is a pedo

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>>161302543
>wanting a virgin that has no clue
>not wanting a cake that will spill all the spaghetti

>>161294804
>procreate with cake
I hope you love your autistic/downie son

>>161308993
Where's your lolipolice license mister?

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>>161309040
I like to think they're pure (in that they've never touched a man), but talk to the hand frequently.

>>161297686
It's ok already. Being told you're too old hurts only first few times.

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>>161297260
Her scenes are great.

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>>161309185
>needing loli police when POLICE BRUTALITY is already here

>>161309462
The only thing brutal that would happen is my fat bald old man cock entering her pink butthole.

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>G-gao! I, I'm going to eat you up!
What do?

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>>161310244
>G-gao Miyu
>what do?
serve her a plate of PIE

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>>161310430
Oh, pai?

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I want to date this bad puns machine!

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>>161310543
maple pie is good

>>161302543
>Not dicking them so hard they forget about the other guys they've slept with

>>161302543
>falling for the muslim purity meme

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>that onsen sandwich
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64274672

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>>161310673
>not dicking them so hard they forget their age and worries
ftfy

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>>161302543
>how many different dicks they have sucked to this moment.
One. Mine.

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>>161310990

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>>161311414

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What should a new season of CG do to address the problem of idol-on-Producer bullying?

>>161309178
Like father like son

>>161309178
That shit doesn't happen till they're well into their 40s

>>161312013
Starts around 30, but it becomes likely after 40.

>>161312182
It's like a mild chance around 30, doesn't get serious till their 40s. If she's late 20s, she's still good, but don't try to go past mid 30s.

>>161292563
This is true

Cakes are cakes because they are terrible people no one wants to be around

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>>161292563
Kaede's my cake.

My wife-cake.

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>>161312411
you have a delicious cake

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>not joining the JK train and educate them to good christmas cakes

>>161313066
But then they won't be broken, lonely, and depressed.

>>161310543
This outfit is great. Simple, casual, but still a little sexy. I need more.

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Drinking a beer with Kaede.

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>>161313840
Danbooru, Pixiv, and Safebooru will get you sorted.

>>161297686
A couple days ago a cashier asked for my ID because I wanted to buy some smokes. It hurt when she said that she is younger than me

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>>161314122
Well, wine ought.

>>161315284
So long Anatasia doesn't teach her that bath tincture has a high amount of alcohol.

>>161314764
>look much younger than I am
>find girls around 20 attractive, can't imagine women my age as potential partners
>this would actually be considered creepy to anyone knowing my real age
Well, it's not like it matters, it's road to eternal wizardhood anyways

>>161312295

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>>161314447
luck be my lady tonight

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>>161312295
>wanting teen/preteen dramaqueens
>not wanting to settle down with a fine dame that wouldn't mind you attempting to drink her down the table then care for her until you can walk her home gently

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>>161317564
>no KWSM
So close. I'd rate it 9/10.

>>161317486
Be sure to Pixiv as well, if you haven't already. It's well worth the effort.

>>161314764
>Oh no I look young woe is me!
Why the fuck you wanna look old and wrinkly?

>>161317564
Miyu is easily the most bland looking there, but I want to fuck her so bad. I will never understand my dick.

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>Urara Miyuchou
>Miyuyu on Monday
Soon.

Reminder no cake is a virgin. Stop projecting.

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>>161320257
>Reminder

>>161320298
We ARE talking about 2d cakes. Even they aren't virgins

>>161320504
You do realize they're fictional, right?

>>161312411
Kaede may be your favorite but she belongs to Meto. Seriously, none of you assholes could ever dream to be as dedicated as he is to her.

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>>161320610
>number of eroge that meto has put his waifu in: 0

>>161320652
Yeah, it's called respect.

>>161320609
So?

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>>161320702
>>161320740
Two amusing posts back to back.

>>161309040
Tokiko-sama looks like she's going to stomp someone's throat real soon

>>161317564
>unit with Noa
Victory is certain

>>161320830
Just post more please.

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>>161320972
What happens if Take-P headpats Tokiko-chan?

>>161320991
Danbooru, Yande.re, and (especially) Pixiv.

>>161321071
>What happens if Take-P headpats Tokiko-chan?
pain

>>161321071
But that requires clicking.

>>161317564
Megumi you're hot.

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>when you realize a lot of the anime drama could have been avoided if Producer had just patted Mishiro's head to calm her down

>>161303889
Source please

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threadly reminder that tokiko's eyes are a masterpiece of character design

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>>161321302
M!

>>161321302
Yes, I'm walking trash

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>>161321071
>headpat Tokiko
no anon, you unbreak her
you walk Tokiko home gently
you surround her with soft fluffy lolis
you hold her hands, fingers intertwined