Would you like to come to our pool party? We have root beer.

Me on the left.

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>>161291667
>root beer and lolis
Perfecgt

>>161291667
I heard lolis can't into modern prog, but last year some loli offered me to hop in some sound deaden van to listen to Steven Wilson plus offered me ice cold beer, O-Of course I declined her and the little driver who definitely didn't left me half dead from headpats but it still surprised me.

>>161291667
Me on right girl's head

>>161291667
nothing lewd!

And rock cds? Can't have a party without music

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>>161291862

>modern prog
>Steven Wilson

>>161291667
Me to the right.

>>161292108
>the 80's were 40 years ago

>>161292163
>posted it ironically
>it's pretty much true
Now this one really hurt.

They're changing their tactics up, other day one almost got me in her van by playing Blues at Sunrise, the SRV and Albert King version, and offered me some Dad's Cream Soda. I was halfways in the passenger seat when I realized what was going on and told her I was "more of a Freddie King guy" and hightailed it out of there. Watch out bros

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Varona underestimated the cunning of a loli and lost the Shizuobowl.

>>161291667
Root beer is disgusting, but I;ll come if I can cuddle Tippy

>>161291667
>go expecting root beer and music
>leave without a dick
Loli rape is real and is a very serious issue

Sex with my cute wife Chino.

>>161294641
Back the fuck off, she's MY daughter-wife!

>>161294704
>daughter-wife
How the hell would that work?

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>>161295132

By becoming a little girl's father and then treating her like your little wife. What are you confused about?

>>161295132
I take it that you dont play crusader kingsv2?

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imagine how comfy it would be to be that cat on top of that loli's head...

>>161295602
Pretty sure that's against the law

>>161291667
Only if it's a naked pool party.

>>161294001
>cunning
cunny*