Which would you rather work for?
>working
Fuck off you loser.
>>161197840
Big boss. D-dogs forever. Spetsnaz girl can tag along on the boss wagon.
>>161197840
Venom Snake. I'd probably not be a field combatant, so I wouldn't have to worry about dying in battle. I'd probably just help with base maintenance, doing stuff like cooking and cleaning. Someone's got to feed all those soldiers, after all.
Getting roped into helping Kaz build the perfect burger would be fun.
>>161197915
What if BB was able to have kids and fucked Balalaika? What would their kid be like?
>>161198062
Scarred.
>>161197880
>t. NEET
Neither
>>161198098
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
>>161197840
I'd be Balalaika's sex toy.
HER NAME IS KOKO SHE IS LOCO
>>161197915
>Big Boss
>D-Dogs
>>161198207
I would only work for Bal if the working included this.
>>161198214
You're welcome, smelly pedoNEET.
>>161197840
I love Balalaika as a character, but not as a boss. Big Boss all the way. Venom Snake is acceptable too, but. He's no BB.
>>161197840
We live and die by your orders boss
>>161197840
Balalaika. Her goons have a higher life expectancy.And she's pretty.
>>161197840
>work for Venom
>know that if you die he'll make diamonds from your ashes
>>161197840
Entegra's men are just there to die horrifically for the dramatic effect while her super-human subordinates save the day. It's a shit choice.
At least Venom Snake cares about his men, you get free healthcare, payment in diamonds and cool spy training. You might die of parasite infection though if you speak Kikongo.