I want Shinobu to be my mommy

momwife

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Has anyone translated dark cherry mystery? Any advanced moonruners that understand the lyrics? I get the gist of some parts but not all of it.

How was she able to destory the world when they went to the x timeline?

Why didn't America nuke Japan?

I want Shinobu to be my child's mommy

>>161150957
Where is that scene from?

>>161151401
Nothing in this story makes a ton of sense from a plot direction. Everything is done for the sake of character exploration, development, and interaction.

Hell, if Katanagatari is any indicator, this might be a real thing with duder's writing.

>>161151801
Ore Monogatari

>>161151801
Kizumonogatari Part IV: Boku no Pico

>>161151783
Absolutely haram

>>161151317
Is that a thing?

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>>161150957
I too want a cute gatari on my lap!

>>161153263
I want Kiss shot to fart in my mouth after eating lots of donuts

>>161153263
How is she in adult form here?

>>161155872
did you even watch the episodes?

>>161153263
People who make webms in 1920x1080 should be shot.

>>161155989
Not him but I was wondering this too, I didn't watch Shinobu mail if that's where it gets explained.

>>161155989
Yes, I'm just asking for the fun of it.

>>161156079
It was told in the Mayoi Hell and in the long past episodes:

If Araragi is offed, Kiss-shot is freed and restored.

Since RRRG was literally killed and de-vampirized, their bond was cut.

>>161156134
So is she an adult forever now?

>>161156174
Jesus christ, just watch the show.

>>161156174
At the end of owari they redo the whole kizu schtick and she becomes a kid again and he becomes half vampire again.

>>161156217
Thanks for not being an autist.

>>161156235
says ADHD who can't even watch an episode.

>>161156293
No, I told you. I have watched it. I'm just asking for fun.

>>161156134
>If Araragi is offed, Kiss-shot is freed and restored
Ah that makes sense.

>>161156374
Just fuck off to reddit

>>161156430
Why would I do that? I don't even have a reddit account.

>>161151317
gross

>>161151351
I want Ougi to be me.