>character drinks a beer >"PUUHAAAA"

>OP is a faggot
>Make another green text thread complaining about anime cliche yet again

Didn't this whole shit started with /v/ complaining about video game cliches with the same manner? Man, I can't believe this shit is happening daily and is accepted for a while now.

Fucking drop anime altogether if you complain so much about cliches you faggot.

>camera pans up to the sky
>Eeeehhhhh!?!

>Character is introduced as super nice, helpful, good looking and everyone looks up to them
>Actually an evil psychopath

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>finnish character in anime
>jamtlandsk brudmarsch starts playing

>>161060355
Try drinking a huge amount of water in a single breath.

>>161061855
>>161061961
>>161061994
>Browsing /a/
>Faggots complaining about anime cliches in green text again

>>161062052
I can scull a full yardglass of beer in 15 seconds without making any annoying fucking noises.

>>161062052
But wouldn't they inhale since they've didn't breathe?

>browsing /a/
>Faggots complaining about /a/

>>161062161
>I should be able to to make a useless thread and not be called out for it!

Fuck off.

>>161062096
>Browsing /a/
>Retard defending bad writing again

Just because you watch the medium doesn't mean you can't point out stupid shit.

The fact that people like you keep defending it is why it keeps happening. Cliche is never good in any creative medium and shouldn't be treated as such.

>>161062220
Name one thread on /a/ that is useful

>IKUUUUUUUUUU!
>fade to white

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>character sees a pair of tits
>nose goes "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH" with blood

>>161062290
>Calling out "LOOK MA! I POST IT AGAIN!!!" shitposts is somehow defending bad writing
>Comedic execution that displays cultural, norm, and writing style difference between Japan and whatever the fuck country you're from is bad writing
You sound like an ignorant dumbfuck American who calls different things as "stupid" just because it's not like how it is in where you're from.

Your next line will be something along the lines of "HURRR YOU'RE JUST A WEEABOO". Sorry that I'm not an ignorant retard like you who can't fathom the difference between mediums and call anything that is unusual as "stupid things".

If anime is too unusual for you, I suggest stick to Hollywood movies and drop anime entirely.

>>161062778
shut up weeb

>>161062778
HURRR YOU'RE JUST A WEEABOO

>>161062108
And your mother can take all 9 inches of my dick in her mouth without gagging. Must run in the family

>>161063139
>>161063296
>>161063319
>Ignorant hillbillies are this mad that their stupidity got pointed out

TOLD.

>>161063452
>OBSESSED

>>161062778
>lazy writing is a cultural norm in Japan
I believe you actually

>>161061961
Litreally no anime does this.

>>161062778
kek faaaag

>>161063504
>TOLD
>>161063522
>Behavioral difference between countries is a "writing"
Stupid-ass ignorant hillbilly confirmed. I guess every part of western stories that display difference of behavior or culture than Japanese ones is shit writing, then.

>>161062290
That's not bad writing, retard. Don't use terms that you don't understand.

>>161063522
How can someone miss the point this much? The cultural norm in Japan is different than the one in wherever the fuck you're living in. Such difference being apparent in the story made by Japanese people isn't "lazy writing". Stick with Hollywood movies and quit anime already.

>>161060702
lemme see:
>>161060355
>meme arrows
>dankass memes
looks 'bout right

You wouldn't know, but this garbage actually sparks a little interesting discussion once in a while.
Shibireru, darou?
Less likely this time due to your faggotry.
Nope, mods don't care for greentext threads.


>>161063572
I saw it in an anime that I dropped once, but I can't remember which one it was.
For sure it is uncommon. Perhaps it is a bit more common in manga?

>>161060355
>>161062108
It's japanese custom, not a cliche. You're supposed to do it. Just like you're supposed to shovel rice and slurp ramen.

>>161060355
>"It's not like I care about you or anything!"
>proceeds to care about the character
Really though, you can make a never ending thread of these cliches
Do it

>>161063944
>slurp ramen
I just googled this.
da fuq?™

>>161062615
I don't get this one. Yeah, I get they are turned on but I don't get why a nosebleed is supposed to indicate why they are turned on. What's the connection. How did this start.

>>161062778
Stop baiting. There is nothing wrong with pointing out or making fun of cliches.

>>161062615
That one camera dude from Baka no Test used to bug the shit out of me with that nosebleed shit

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>>161063916
>calling green text "meme arrows"
>using "dankass memes"

Just hang yourself at this point

>>161064608
>reddit picture
>nico spacing
truthfully forces me to ponder

>>161064289
I think it had to do with blood pressure.

We're all used to it, though, just like the nips themselves. Well, perhaps not that anon.

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>>161064608
stay mad, fool

>>161064289
Blood rushing from head to benis, supposedly if you get super turned on really quickly the blood would go too fast for your nose to handle. I don't think it actually happens in real life

>>161064289
Japanese have more thin lining inside of their nose, and they are more prone to nosebleeds. The same way they have smaller sweat glands, so they blush when they drink.

>>161061855
fucking THIS.
this shit drives me insane

>MC arrives to fight villain
>Villain: NANI MONO DA KISAMA!

>>161060355
>character drinks a beer
>"PUUHAAAA"
I do that sometimes

>>161066232
Are you an alcoholic anime girl?

>character runs late to school with a toast in their mouth
I thought it was pretty fun when I watched NGE for the first time a couple months ago and finally understood the reference, but I've realized this shit should've stopped long ago.

>>161064289
You can't show characters getting visible erections in most anime, so this circumvents that.

>>161060355
beer drinkers should fucking die.

>>161066697
It doesn't even make sense. It's not that fucking hard to eat while running especially if the fucking toast is already in their mouth. And if they were so late for school how do they have time to toast it?

>>161063572
Aizen

>>161066763
We are.
Slowly but Surely...

>something bad happens to a character
>onlookers need to make weird throat noises
defend this

>>161060355
>something shocking or troubling happens
>10 seconds of uninterrupted choking/grunting noises by stunned onlookers

>>161063572
griffith

>>161066697
>watched NGE for the first time a couple months ago

Lurk for two years.

>>161067640
I've been watching anime for 12 years and I've not even seen Full Metal Alchemist yet. Lurking has nothing to do with it. Also, nice Ask Jeeves spacing.

>>161063572
Su-won

>>161063572
Aizen, Griffith, Light Yagami. These three have achieved meme status because of it too.

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>character takes a situation out of context and gets the wrong impression of someone
>other character tries to clear things up with them
>they speak as vaguely as possible, so that the other character's impression gets even worse

God, I hate Gamers so much, but I'm too invested to stop now

>>161067837
do it now

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>Camera pans up to the sky
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>161060355
This shit actually started with Coke ads in America, voice actors just kept doing it as a "drinking something fresh expression"

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>>161067554
This one is nice though

>Character gets drunk
>It had no alcohol

>>161069595
No it's not. Nobody does this.

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>"Hmph, you'll never defeat me!"
>gets defeated

>>161063319
no one runs in your family you fucking fatass

>>161069850
you come up with that one yourself, champ? im sure all the other kids at your school would like it

>>161062154
Dunno how western people do it, but I inhaled deeply before holding my breath.

>It's tradition - that makes it okaaaaaaayyyy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

>>161062290
>Cliche is never good in any creative medium

Cliches exit because they're usually good things. The problem is often that the execution of said cliches is terrible because hacks use them to make their shit seem less shitty

>>161060355
this is cute though

>>161070591
Not when hags do it

NANDATTO!?!

>>161062052
Just did. You lose buddy

>>161062778
Wow, impressive!

>>161062778
>TFW ywn be a true anime connoisseur

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>character drinks a beer
>squeals like a little girl loud enough to break eardrums

>anime girl trips and falls down the stairs
>mc throws himself at her to catch her
>they land with the girl sitting on top of him and her panties showing

>>161071801
>mc accidentially gropes anime girl
>she gets flustered and stands there for 30 seconds while he does it

>>161063572
Persona 5 is about to have an anime

>>161068604
Isn't this a thing in the west too?

>>161071801
>mc notices he's accidentally groping a girl
>squeezes it a couple more times

>>161069713
I think I just got spoiled

>>161070518
>Cliches exit because they're usually good things
thats just not true

>it can't be helped
YES IT CAN.

>girl gets her panties seen
>starts crying "I can't be a bride anymore!"

>>161072656
>another boy looks at her
>y-you better take responsibility

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>>161060355
Congratulations!

>>161072722
omedetou!

>anime character exists
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ha

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>>161064608
>1502570216675.jpg
did you really think this would fool anyone?

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>>161060355
Oh look OP has reached stage 3, good job champ!

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>>161073234
wouldnt' that be stage 4"? who here stage 9, psychotic breakdown anime is now real; speak my own made up anime-nintendo dialect to people.

>>161065621
What a cute wittle race, they are like little children. I see them all as my inferiors, to use and abuse as I see fit.

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>>161073234
I reached the final stage a long time ago and I still think anime is unsurpassed in originality and vision.

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>>161060355
> Character is explaining something
> Holds index finger out

>character is explaining something
>uses bad drawings

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>>161070906
beergasm queen is the one who started it all

>>161063572
Bastard instructor or something had one.

>>161068604
>what is every western sitcom

If you are seriously bothered by any of these cliches you need to watch even more anime. Eventually you will reach a sort of enlightenment and come to accept and love everything.

>>161060355
People actually do that.
I do.

>>161073182
>>161064608
autism at its finest

>>161064280
>>161064289
>>161066697
Newfag get out.

>character drinks one beer
>their face goes all red and they act drunk

Can japs really not handle their alcohol?

>>161074248
Huge chunk of asians can't drink for shit. There is some gene in europeans that increases alcohol tolerance.

>meme thread
>Autists get triggered and think everyone hates anime in this thread

>Drinks beer
>Gets drunk
Beer has only 5% of alcohol. Fuckin weebs I swear.

>>161074498
>drinks "beer"
>later revealed it was just juice
>characters were still acting like they were drunk

>>161073435
Those are very nice panties. Is this show worth watching ?

>>161074564
>character eats cake with alcohol in it
>gets drunk

>>161074623
You're better off reading the VN.

>>161074248
>>161074341
>>161074498
Don't Japanese people, especially salarymen, pretend to be drunk so they have an excuse to cut loose for a bit before resuming their shit lives?

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>>161073330
>doesn't start counting from zero
we have a non-stem here

point at her and laugh

>>161074341
wrong, asien people dont have an enzyme that helps processing the alcohol

>>161074878
its good custom to get shitfaced with your boss

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>>161075479
Not him but i don't think i've ever had to count finite things from 0 outside of coding classes.

>>161073234
This shit looks like cardiac action potential

>>161064289
Nose bleeds when it is quite hot. So head becomes hot thus bleed

>>161075612
This. Then you take the boss to his home, he falls asleep and you fuck his wife behind his back.

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>this thread
Woah it feels like I'm browsing /v/

>anime/manga ends with
>tadaima

>>161060355
You hold your breath when you drink alcohol, otherwise you may instinctively breathe the fumes in and that really burns it the drink in question was something like vodka.

>>161081034
>it the drink in question was something like vodka
>>character drinks a beer

>>161073234
Well, pretty much. Nothing brings as much excitation as when I first watched Gundam anymore. Not even Sunrise and its recent UCwank.

>>161073234
This has more to do with becoming older than anime itself.
Anyway, I think that the problem lies in people revolving their existence around the medium, try to watch anime once in a while instead of marathoning every day and only pick series that you think appeal to your personally and you will likely never get burned out with anime. Same goes for vidya, or anything really, doing something everyday constantly will make you numb to it over time.

>>161081078
I meant especially if it's vodka. Japs and asians in general may as well multiply the alcohol content by 10 in terms of how it affects them.

>>161081034
So? If you're a self respecting human being you don't make retaded noises while drinking your liquor.

>>161082069
>If you're a self respecting human being
>Japanese
Pick one.

>>161082102
>Goes out of his way to consume japanese media and post on anime board
>shits on Japanese to look cool
The very definition of spitting in the plate that you eat.

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>>161062096

>>161082317
>to look cool
I don't know if you're just baiting or a retard.

>>161060355
>character is german
>is always engineering something

le anime board that hates anime amiright guys xD
praise kek

>>161082418
>Anime otaku shitting on japanese people the way you did
>Not trying to look cool/Like you aren't as much of a weeb as you are
It's the typical tsundere behavior, very associated with teens but also practiced by people with self esteem issues.

>>161082317
>Goes out of his way to consume japanese media
>Goes out of his way

implying torreting this garbage is in anyway hard lel

>>161064289
>>161065278
>>161065474
Personally, if I get suddenly turned on, I sneeze, sometimes two or three times in a row, so maybe there's some ground in reality.

>>161082615
I am a weeb. Doesn't mean that I can't criticize
Japan or whatever related to it. I dunno why you got triggered so much by that post. You're basically saying if you're watching anime you can't talk bad about Japan at all.

>>161062414
one page thread

>>161082827
This whole thread is filled with autism desu. It's not the first time this thread was made and certainly not the last. People think that pointing out cliches means people hate anime and Japan.

>>161082747
It is because watching anime at adult age is look down upon and is also not part of your culture. You are actively seeking another culture, from a very specific and isolated country, in a form which is associated with nerds and social rejects. You are also choosing to watch anime and spend your time on an anime imageboard rather than doing other things.
So yeah, you are going out of your way to watch anime

>>161082747
You'd be surprised. A lot of people don't know about torrenting and such. I mean just look at how many people keep asking for source when you could actually find it yourself most of the time.

>>161062778
>i told them off mommy!

>>161082827
>Doesn't mean that I can't criticize
This is what you said >>161082102

You aren't ''criticizing'' anything, you are just doing a gratuitous attack, In a way that I often see the group I described doing. I'm not triggered and I'm not saying you can't talk bad things about Japan at all. I'm saying being a weeb and talking about Japanese the way you did just sounds like you are spitting in the plate you eat.

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>MC spends all season saying he is going to kill the bad guy
>Last episode get to bad guy
>Female party member tells MC not to kill bad guy
>MC doesn't kill bad guy

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>>161083152
Ok, anon-sama. I will never talk bad about superior nippon and their people ever again.

>>161060702
>Australian level
>Kangaroo music starts playing

>>161083214
>Gets told
>backpaddle and pretends the argument is about something it's not
Nice.

>>161064289
I used to get nosebleeds when I got stressed and had a really bad diet in college.

My blood was like syrup because the only food they offered was garbage, and the stress of graduating made my nose just start fucking gushing blood with some regularity.

Some people in one of my classes began to think I secretly had brain cancer or something.

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>>161082915
>all this bullshit

Dude, it's the [current year], not 2001. You don't need to "actively seek" anime, it's basically mainsteam now.

>>161083333
>Missing the point this hard
What a waste of quads.

>>161067837
I'm in the same position, except I haven't bothered to watch Evangelion yet either.

Evangelion and Full Metal Alchemist are the only """MUST SEE""" anime I haven't bothered with yet. I just don't really care all that much, the plot and themes of both are already well-known to me, and hearing about how I need to watch them makes me feel like I'm in high school with some dweeb waxxing on about Soul Eater again.

>MC does a single nice thing for a girl
>she spends the rest of her life trying to suck his dick

>>161068855
Never watch japanese talkshows. They're actually obsessed with that fucking sound.

>>161083333
You are not some casual who only watched Cowboy Bebop on Adult swin and then Death Note and OPM on Netflix though. You spend your time discussing anime on an anonymous board and has likely seen more anime than any casual watcher, you also probably seek recommendations and all kinds of anime that you could enjoy rather than just stumbling upon a anime on TV.

This is like comparing someone who casually games on his phone with a neckbeard who has 1000000 hours on steam.

>>161083535
You get used to it, or at least I did. Them over exaggerating might get annoying but I don't mind it so much. Korean shows are worse desu but that's because their editing is fucking shit with them repeating scenes 5 times before moving on and doing it again.

>>161083379
What was your point, again? Other than projectig your weebness on anyone who watches anime, I mean.

>>161083641
>giving him more (You)s
don't

>>161082317
Japanese people, especially those part of the otaku demographic, are weird and autistic.

You ever wonder why self-inserts are always boring as hell with being a beta pussy as the common factor? That's because that's what they're like. Totally emasculated as a people, and it's not exactly edgy to point that out. It's sort of obvious unless you put them on a pedestal.

>>161083715
>talking badly about our gods
D-DELET!

>>161083641
See >>161083583

Again, you actively seek japanese culture, you are not some normalfag who watched 3 anime in his life and forgot about it. You choose anime over other mediums and hobbies, thus you like Japanese culture. Sorry to point the truth out.

>>161083715
You are right., I'm sure every Japanese male is just like a harem MC. I learned that by doing extensive research on my chinese cartoons.

>>161083895
>You choose anime over other mediums and hobbies
What if a person watches anime alongside his other hobbies and mediums?

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>>161072656
i always thought is was a meme until seen this usually stoic lady crying after tasting korean shit whine
https://youtu.be/74V4BOF5IAg?t=1095

>>161067554
>Rukias execution has changed
>KUH
>TCH
>HUH
>WHOA
>WOW
>EH

>>161084209
By spending time doing something you are by default choosing it over other things that you could be doing. If you spend a decent amount of your time discussing and watching anime, as I think you and most people posting here do, than you are giving a decent value to anime and as such, to Japanese culture.
Treating anime as a hobby is niche even in Japan itself, a westerner who treats anime as hobby is going out of his way to spend a good amount of time with a niche hobby from a culture that's not his.

I came to this thread to delight myself in some cancerous anime tropes but once again got reminded that this community is the biggest and most cancerous trope of them all.

>>161060355
I gotta say I don't dislike anime tropes per se, what I do dislike is when a genre does something that's been done a 100 times in the past without changing anything, if that is an anime trope then I dislike it.

>>161075479
>counting from zero
>step 0)
no can do anon, even now I feel like some kind of autist writing the hypothetical scenario.