If you could look like any character, who would it be?
>>160977640
>>160977640
It most definitely wouldn't be a girl, you fucking degenerates.
>>160977808
>not wanting to look like a cute girl
>>160977858
>mister generic mc
>>160977640
Probably this handsome looking motherfucker
>>160977640
>>160977640
>>160977640
Fujishiro
>>160977640
>>160977640
>Just transgender things
>>160977640
I already look almost EXACTLY like this though
>>160977640
>>160977640
>>160978679
>>>/v/
Zamasu-sama
>>160978001
You better have a life jacket, otherwise you will be drowning in the pussy.
I'm talking about Araragi, by the way, not Hanekawa.
>>160978193
>>160978803
>>160979397
Just do some fuckin' exercise ya dumb cunts.
>>160977640
/thread
/board
/pc
>>160979672
But which one?
>>160977640
Pic VERY related
>>160977640
I wish to be a burger, to match my nationality.
>>160979672
>/a/non wants to be pounded by multiple muscular men with no eyes
Sounds
>>160977640
>>160977858
>shitty, greasy looking jap hair and haricut
Gross desu
>>160977640
>>160977640
>>160977640
I'm curious about how many real womans are posting in this thread?
>>160980257
Source islurk the fuck more and fuck off with your off-topic images.
>>160980348
But i'm want to be the Based Gerson!
>>160980339
Probably 0, but who doesn't want to be a slutty woman? Just go out there and show people how its done, set womens rights back 50 years. Live the dream!
>>160978802
>>160980257
Fuck off and kill yourself, summerfag
>>160980339
>wanting to be a 512 Testarossa with a flat-12 engine
Good taste
>>160980437
>>160980400
Just can't understand the desire to be a woman in 3D real world.
>>160977640
>>160980582
>>160980426
>>160980384
>>160980176
>>160979777
>>160979672
>>160979437
>>160979310
>>160979144
>>160979069
>>160978843
>>160978802
>>160978744
>>160978735
>>160978679
>>160978622
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>>160978007
>>160977931
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>>160977640
>>160977672
And i want to be the one who will stole your virginity!
>>160980652
Too late.
>>160980523
Assumedly if you're choosing to look like 2d characters, then you end up in a 2d world.
>>160979648
I'm sure we'd get along.
>>160980478
Not that flat.
>>160977640
>>160977640
>>160977808
Uh huh, sure thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFk26inaprE
Why don't you pick someone with a man's name if you're so worried about your masculinity?
Someone post that blond dude from FMA. Cause that. I guess.
>>160978145
Is that Seth Rogan?
>>160980652
If you're big enough, we can talk
The only correct answer
I want to be shouta mama
>>160979724
>>160979672
easy choice, the one with glasses
>>160980652
t. cocklet
>>160977640
I'm planning on building an apartment full of slave zombies and stealing her body
>>160980760
Season 3 never
>>160977640
Mugi, but only if it's full on magical/divine transformation.
Miu.
I could use my cuteness to tease moralfags. While looking for an onii-chan that would love me and take care of me.
>>160981666
well done, Satan
Not like I needed a dick anyway.
>>160981810
>>160981233
I've got aBONEto pick with you!
>>160977808
Why would you want to look like an autistic child?
>>160980652
is it gay to fuck a dude in a woman's body?
>>160978001
a robot?
>>160981977
Rude!
>>160981977
You need to get your eyes checked dude. Just because he's almost inhumanly perfect doesn't mean he's a robot!
I wouldn't mind having a body like Shirahama Kenichi.
>>160977640
I'd very much like to be Mommy and find a sword to fall in love with.
Masochist waifu with a death wish would just be a bonus
>>160977640
Minus the missing eye of course
>>160977640
Master Throne Hecate
>>160977640
>>160977808
we are all cute girls here
>>160977640
>>160982517
damn, that's a good one.
But only if you can pull the face
>>160977640
My Waifu
>>160980652
But... Anon-kun, would you still accept me knowing who I was before?
Good thing I've already got the personality down
>>160983605
stop with the loli now i have a limp dick
>>160981600
No season 3 based on the OP's.
Asuka
>>160978026
The only right answer. Canonically the most beautiful human being to walk the earth.
>>160979397
>wanting to be a pathetic manlet
With or without the tail
>>160984460
You want to be old?
>>160977640
You know, it seems there is an overwhelming precedent here to prefer the female sex in contrast to the male. I'm familiar with this myself. When a game gives you gender option I always opt for female...they seem to have a broader stylistic range and more aesthetic appeal. This whole thing about "penis envy" among women is probably a lot more shallow than "tit envy" among men of today. When you remove all the factors from civilisation that established being a proper manly man as something worthwhile and legitimate, then what happens it seems is that we would like to move back into the receptive attitude, that which is protected rather than assertive, esteemed for its innate beauty. Our civilization being what it is now, lacks confidence in its established enterprises. And for good reason. The female archetype is gaining favor. There was a time when both genders had a kind of level-field of aesthetic appreciation, namely during the height of ancient greece, but there has been a slow and steady movement toward the admiration and in some contrasting measure the denigration of the male form. One represents the status quo, and the other represents the repressed unconscious archetypes that seek release. I've struggled with my own kind of obsessive admiration of the female form, wishing that I was the opposite gender many times, ...but life is fleeting, all things change in the heraclitian river of flux, even our avatars. One is neither better than the other. It's a magnetic kind of thing. The female pulls and receives, the male gravitates towards and gives. Without both, you could not recognize the beauty of either. If you are a man, enjoy what is good about being a man. Also, you might not know this, but being a woman has a lot of downsides, just as much as being an unsigthly unaesthetic male has its own downsides. There is a proper balance here. Men should be men. Women should be women.
>>160983605
VP would be my choice.
>>160978193
This one is incredibly attainable
>>160981600
Why would it need an S3? They won.Fatina didn't, of course.
>>160978001
That just isn't fair anon.
>>160977640
one day
ikebukuro's resident rasta
>>160980043
>that first bite from Whataburger
>>160977640
me on the left
>genetically a fucking masterpiece
>I could either be the cutest fucking trap or spike spiegel
>instead I chose to get fat
>>160985378
Why is Vincent in a burning cathedral?
Vicious was the one Spike fought in a church
>>160979672
What did anon mean by this?
>>160985504
No clue. Maybe it's just a promo for the movie?
>>160977640
Fuck it, if you're gonna dream then dream big.
>>160977640
>>160977640
So I could be huge slut
Seems like a realistic goal to me i just need to get a low body fat percentage
>>160985892
>Literally no ass.
>Huge stonking tits.
>>160985847
Any dick that big is automatically disgusting. If it was normal sized and up to only her bellybutton at most it would be tasty looking.
>>160985995
Why do the characters always drink like that in anime
>>160984460
mirin
>>160984559
This is pasta, right?
>>160978026
How does it feel to be so wrong?
>>160981952
I refuse to believe that it is gay to want to fuck this QT
>>160977640
Someone roughly similar to me in appearance but younger and in better shape. Kilik from Soul Eater maybe.
>>160982583
Good taste.
If work didn't interfere, how many Japanese bitches would have fucked him by now?
I want to be CUTE
>>160986035
>>160985847
Where are the balls?
>>160987469
In my mouth.
>>160984078
And the fashion sense
>>160977640
Griffith. His appearance is literally a super power.
Hands down
>>160977640
>>160977640
Honestly there are so many cute girls and "girls" that it's very difficult to truly decide.
>>160977640
This is a monkey paw scenario where when your wish gets granted you look like a deformed mutant freak with massive eyes and point nose because anime features don't work in 3D.
I'm not interested in enjokousai nor fighting against /a/ though.
>>160980376
Macaco do caralho
>>160977640
>ywn look like literally the best guy of all time
>TFW there will never be another manga illustrator as good as akatsuki akira
>TFW Medaka Box will never get more seasons
>TFW Shounen Shoujo not fully translated
Tell me /a/nons. When did anime die? and who killed it?
>>160989181
It could always fulfill the promise in a different way, like turning you into a digital thing or something like that.
I'm a bit thicc'er, but m'kay.
>>160989648
>ywn look like literally the best guy of all time
So you're not a skinny white boy with short black hair? Feel special then
>>160980608
>Sacrifice your Loved ones
>Become a small Jew
Great idea
>>160988836
10/10 choice, my fine sir
One of these brothers. I'm a redhead so I'd like to keep that.
Their bodies are pretty muscular and they look hot.
>>160977808
You want to be an autistic girl?
>you will never be a slutty teenage girl
>you will never wear striped panties and a skirt barely long enough to qualify as a belt
>you will never have boobs as big as your head
>you will never sexually assault other girls and have them laugh it off as innocent fun
>you will never dress like a whore and have entire conversations consisting of the phonetic 'EHhhhHHhh?'
J U S T
U
S
T
Nene.
>males
>wanting to be females in all seriousness
Seek psychiatric help before you hurt yourself or someone/something you love.
Also, here's a picture of me.
>>160991136
>he doesn't want to be the little girl
>>160991160
>He wants to be a little girl
>He doesn't want to be a BIG girl
>>160980652
it's not stealing if I give it willingly
>>160991237
You can't consent if you're unconscious.
Why am I not in here yet?
>>160991309
I can't refuse either
The only real choice.
>>160977640
>you will never be onii-sama
>>160978174
Nice choice
>>160991498
This is a good choice. However, I have similar enough bone structure to view that as a mere upgrade.
BIG
>>160977640
I would like to have the same body as either Yujiro or Kenshiro while still keeping my own appropriately sized head.
>>160977640
Exactly like this.
>>160977640
>>160992191
Or alternatively like this.
>all /a/ wants to be whores
>/a/ routinely mocks girls for being whores
Sour grapes, much?
>>160992316
I could even settle for looking like this.
>>160992322
Seibah is pure. She wears the legendary KNEE LENGTH SKIRT.
>>160977640
>THIS IS MY HOE IN MY HOLE
>>160977640
Tobirama, the man is aesthetic as fuck.
>>160991907
Yeah but you'd never be able to get his hair.
>>160977858
What episode of Aho girl is this
>>160977640
I want to be the Black Rock Shooter
I want to be a slut.
>>160977640
I want to be smug.
>>160977640
>>160977640
>>160993195
The one where he's abducted and taken to Fairy Land.
>>160993629
>tumblr_
>>160993367
Slut is attitude, not looks.
>>160993650
Yes, that's fairy land, like I said.
>>160984968
>Whataburger with Jalapenos
BROTHA
>>160977640
>This hole, it was made for me!
I want to look EXACTLY like Madoka.
>>160994217
Delete this
>you will never be a slutty Japanese teenager getting gang-raped by dozens of faceless bald men
>all of this wannabe sluts
you people make me sick
>>160994361
It's seriously no different from being a guy if you're not going to slut it up. Actually, counting periods, it's kind of a backstep.
>>160994521
not being in 1 pure relationship is disgusting
>>160978744
please be my wife!
>>160978744
>I already look almost EXACTLY like this though
Don't kid yourself, you're not WIDE, you're just fat
I'd be a closet slut for sure
I want to_be_Komekko
>90% of this thread want to become girls
And now don't tell me that the thread isn't filled with faggots and trannies
>>160994978
ok
>>160991356
you are an aristocrat of good taste
>>160978031
Id actually fuck the living shit out of you anon
Buncha slack jawed faggots around here
This one.
>>160984360
>Not realizing the glory of manlet araragi
>>160984638
>They won
>Ahmey;_;
>HenaroFuck Neeba!
But y'know, with sight.
>>160977640
Honestly
>>160996613
Only while he was a vampire though, afterwards he became shit husbando
>>160997521
>Character
He's evolved past that label
I'd transform myself into a girl and masturbate all day
>>160997750
You'd get bored after a while and what then?
>>160991160source?
>>160980043
>>160984968
>yaoi hand
>>160994006
you just had to remind me
Tough choice, actually
>>160981977
Whoa whoa you can't just go around calling people robots
The only answer is an apocalypse tier mythological creature
No question.
>>161000266
Gay astolfo doesn't wear a bra
>>161000297
It's a bikini you philistine
Guts before the whole behelit thing.
Although unless I'm permanently in shape I'd end up losing all my gains in about 6 months.
>>161000451
you'd get fatter but it'd take years of no mobility to lose all that muscle
>>160990291
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>160977640
>>161000924
>SFX: the found of Scientific Triumph
>>161000682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
Can I also have a cute shota?
If I could look like any character it would be Broly from Dragon Ball Z. His power is maximum.
This fucking faggot
My waifu
can someone find me a male anime character that isn't a manlet?
>>160986567
>wanting to look like a goblin
>>160980758
only right answer
If I looked like Araragi I would get all the girls I could ever want
>>160986247
genius
>>160989879
a good looking skinny white boy with short black hair that can actually manage to make wildly varying facial expressions without looking retarded drawn in literally the best art style ever
Imagine if Japanese people actually made facial expressions and didn't all look like fucking potatoes. That alone would turn Japan from a boring country where people work themselves to death into the dream land of anime everyone wishes it was.
>>160993614
based
I'd enjoy being a thick irish beauty
>>161003029
killy
simon
kamina
guts
every hokuto no ken character
>>160977640
EoZ goku
Def Kirino, the cutest character design ever made
>>161003474
How tall is this thot again?
>>161003488
165cm
Noa.
>>160977640
>>160988712
>>160978174
Batou is a cyber-cuck. I'd rather look like Motoko.
>>160995082
If you have to be a male cyborg, this is the superior choice. Alternately Killy from Blame.
>>160981952
according to the myriad of genderswap and bodyswap doujins I've perused no, definitely not
>>161000473
That's my nigger right there.
Faceless oldman in ntr doujins
>>161007164
Faceless as in no eyes but with a mouth and nose or completely without those? How are you going to do your day to day business? Through echolocation?
>>160995246
Go back to your containment board
>>161006408
>not picking Guyver
pleb
>>161009258
I wouldn't count that as a cyborg. But it's a good choice otherwise.
>>161009422
Pick Sho then and get the biomechanical suit as an extra
>>160977640
I want to be young and hot
>>160977640
I thought really hard about what muscular guy I wanted to be, but then I decided to be honest with myself.
>>161010088
>masculinity-anime-and-gender-dysphoria
No thanks.
All these pictures of female characters... I hope its just that /a/ has a lot of women...
>>161010173
If you don't want to be a little girl, then you are on the wrong website
>>161010165
Just skip past the first half of the article cause it is a little lefty but the meat of the article is actually pretty interesting. It nailed down what I experienced anyway.
>>161010173
>>160981233
the only reasonable choice right here
>>161010088
Has this person never seen a happy, smiling and friendly man? He's probably just smiling because of all his privilege, but still.
>>160977640
You know it's likely that the universe is just a hologram like thing so we might all be 2D
>>160977640
I wanna have back problems.
>>161010280
Honestly the biggest ammo for that guy's argument isn't CGDCT anime like Hidamari Sketch, but "hobby girls" anime like GuP, Bakuon, Haifuri, New Game!, C3-bu, Stella no Mahou, and so on. The cute girls squeeing at a WW2 destroyer for e.g. provides a cathartic outlet for men who for whatever reason can't publicly express the genuine joy that their hobby gives them.
First thing that came to mind
I would be the cutest girl in the whole dyson sphere!
I already look EXACTLY like this.
I want to be a big girl
>>160981862
>>160981233
>>160981810
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
This was one of my motivations to losing weight and working out.
>>160985892
Why does she have Hank Hills ass?
>>160987065
0 Because All Might is pure
>>161011885
Nobodoy cares.Go blog somewhere els
>>161012509
Fatty.
>>160977640
HE'S SO CUTE I WANT TO BE HIM
Bananaragi
>>161003379
>Rias
>Irish
I didn't know this
>>160977640
Char Aznable.
>>160977640
We don't get the powers or anything else related to the character other than their looks right?
Then definitely thisdork
Touma Kamijou
>>160977640
the ambulance
Only so I could do immoral things in exchange for money.
I want to be a /fit/slut.
>>161013159
I'd be some kind of lewd tomboy.
>>160977640
>I want to be a /fit/slut.
80s fit slut or ordinary?
>>161013253
>Wanting to be one of the scummy rebels
>Not wanting to be royal genetic perfection
>>161009845
Need sauce on this. For research purposes.
>>161013418
https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/3rs28c/spoilers_heavy_object_episode_6_discussion/
Google it next time. This one was ridiculously easy.
>>161013409
Come on, what matters is not blood, but talent.
>>161013474
And Reindhard has both
>>160977640
easy
the mole looks badass
>you will never service five dicks simultaneously with your hands + various holes
>you will never be covered in semen
>you will never be mindbroken
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Image limit hit. New thread:
>>161013842
>>161013842
>>161013842
>>161013548
plus you'd be much prettier than now
>>161013861
For what fucking purpose? Kill yourself.
>>161013910
>can't post images in a thread that asks for images
First day on /a/?
>>161013910
Uh, same purpose as this thread maybe?
>>161014012
>>161014109
We don't need this dumb thread up 24/7.
>>161014273
This. We can only take expressing our self-loathing over our looks for so long and desires to be qt anime girls that will never be fulfilled for so long.
Any good unmanned mech. Pegas-Brat comes to mind.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=10184263
Kusanagi pls check your messages
Guts, no question about it.
>>160986088
You don't drink like that?
>>160979437
"some" exercise won't make you to be that jacked, you dumb cunt.
>>160977640
Akira Kurusu.
Don't even care.
>>161013548
He dindu nuffin