Well /a/, who wins?

The vampire, alone.

>>160957602
Full powered vampire maybe, current state I'm not so sure

>>160957602
This
Not even being ironic.

>>160957602
Star Platinum would wreck her shit.

>>160957543
Ougi beats all

Since ripple isn't used anymore, vampire

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
>omai wa mo shindeiru

>invincible and invisible punch ghost with ability to stop time vs beings that can be affected by physical damage

>>160957543
>kekoragi not in full power mode and shinobu/other girls
>vs the crusaders
It would only get interesting after they kill araragi and kissht gets her powers back, and even then she doesn't have a stand, can't stop time and Joseph has Hamon

I don't think I'm cool enough to post in this thread

>>160957543
Full powered Shinobu, black Hanekawa, and snake Nadeko would fuck everyone's shit up.

>>160957602
I wonder is she weak against Hamon?

I haven't watched Monogatari past second season. Is there any character that could match Star Platinum, considering he's faster than light, extremely strong and capable of stopping time?

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add a third party
how about this girly man with a dagger

>>160958315
>people actually taking this seriously

jesus christ

>>160958230
Also monkey Kanbaru is crazy powerful and Tsukihi is literally unkillable.

>>160958339
why not?

>cast of powerful characters
>big fanbases (which probably has overlap)
>meme series filled with memes

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>>160958330
Do not post the fake shiki please
also shiki can kill stands

>>160957543
Well jojo is for homosexuals, and monogatari is for people with great taste that like cute girls.

I choose monogatari

>>160957543
wait a dibbly josh doo darn secound mister, is that a frickn frackin jackle jongos bizzare journey reference?

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>>160958628
>monogatari is for people with great taste that like cute girls.

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>>160958628
>monogatari is for people with shit taste
Fixed. Have a Cookie.

>>160958760
That's not a cookie.
You just proved anyone that doesn't like Monogatari are idiots.

Is it too smart for you to understand?

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>>160958804
>That's not a cookie.
How does it feel being an uncultured pleb that doesn't have an understanding of Japan's shitposting culture?

>>160958760
>monogatari is for plebs with shit taste who like to smell their own farts
ftfy

>>160958628
>>160958760
Stop bickering, children. Both are worth a watch.

>>160958804
>Is it too smart for you to understand?
bait

>>160958825
>japanese
Not him but thats literally facebook tier stuff

Joseph can hamon Shinobu and araragi easily because they have no knowledge of the ripple. I assume jotaro can outpunch kanbaru easily with timestop. Senjougahara is useless with her dumb school supplies, Polnaref destroys her with silver chariot. Hanekawa can't energy drain kakyoins stand because she doesnt have a stand that can hurt it, so he can easily emerald splash her. Then they all pretty much gang up on the remaining lolis

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Not including best boy.

>>160958330
>girly man
That's unquestionably a girl

>>160957543
me

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>>160957543
Araragi&Shinobu could turn into two full legendary vampires after Shinobu drinks all of Araragi's blood.

At full power
>can travel time at will
>matter creation skill
>morphing skill
>instant regeneration powers
>at least mach speed
>destructive eye power

>List from wiki
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Shapeshifting, Matter Manipulation, Immortality (Types 1 and 3), Regeneration (At least Mid-High), Enhanced Senses, Darkness Manipulation, Empathic Manipulation, Healing, Telekinesis, Flight, Intangibility (As fog), Absorption, Creation, Weather Manipulation, Cloth Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Weight Manipulation, Energy Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Weapon Mastery, Body Control, Durability Negation with Kokorowatari sword............

The powers of VAMPIRES in monogatari universe is comparable to the insane power of ONE PUNCH. Araragi&Shinobu is in the highest tier which is LEGENDARY.

Forger the rest of the friendly ANIMALS...

ARARAGI&SHINOBU would KILL them ALL and EAT them afterwards.

>>160957863
Joseph still ripple, so agaisnt part 3 squad probably not, but everything until part 7 yes

>>160963416
>after Shinobu drinks all of Araragi's blood.

Stopped right there.

Any time in a fight condition you have to raise a "if" situation then you've already lost.

Snake Nadeko would kill everyone there

>>160957602
Yare yare daze...

>>160959040

We saw in various parts of Monogatari that Black Hanekawa can leap into the lower atmosphere in one jump, she is ridiculously strong and fast. And the energy drain seems to work on even things it shouldn't, see how Araragi needed a night of Shinobu healing him to put his arm back together. And that was when Hanekawa isn't really trying to kill him. Even when facing Kako her whole situation was that she defiantly wanted to have it merge with her, not destroy it, and her powers weren't suited for that.

Hell, the only reason she hasn't tapped into the other oddities inside her (which she never got rid of btw, she fused with them) at the moment is because the specialists around her are pussies who fear her tactics and mindset, yet for some reason are willing to train Nadeko of all people. Nisio was definitely trolling with that.

>>160963416
IF Jotaro gets to copy The World Over Heaven he is a reality warper that can easily negate attacks from the likes of GER and Tusk Act IV meaning that your memepires get fucked

>>160958096
She's pulled time manipulation powers out of her ass before, and that was in her child form.

>>160964850
The only reason they havent do that on monogatari is because they dont want araragi to turn in to a vampire is not an if in the sense that we dont know what would happen, shinobu would not let araragi die and araragi would not let shinobu die and at some point at the battle they would just use that alternative.

Also stop being fucking retarded all this thread is a big fucking IF, you shit head

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>>160966533
>the world over heaven
not canon

>>160957543
>Picking the weakest jojo squad
If it was Giorno's crew this wouldn't even be a discussion, hell so could josuke's (if okuyasu used his powers better and if rohan decided to give a fuck).
>>160957602
What about Hamon? Plus they already killed a time stopping vampire