What are the first 10 things you would like to do to Megumin?

First I would tell her to dress appropriately.

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>>160837472
I want to write 'excalibur's sheath' on her belly!

Remove her hat.

>>160837495
There is nothing wrong with dressing that way in private. You are invading her privacy.

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>>160837472
I want to hold her hand.

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>>160837472
Draw her.

Three words. Bend, table, forcefully.


So she can help clean hard to reach areas.

>>160837472
Marry.

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>>160837472
Stupid meme girl!

>>160837472

1 - E
2 - X
3 - P
4 - L
5 - O
6 - S
7 - I
8 - O
9 - N
10 - S

612

>>160837472
Break her hymen

>>160837472
meticulously inspect every part of her body

>>160837495
crack out the eggs boys

Shave the hair around her ass

>>160837925
>implying she has any

>>160837472
1) Manhandle
2) Manhandle
3) Manhandle
4) Manhandle
5) Manhandle
6) Manhandle
7) Manhandle
8) Manhandle
9) Manhandle
10) Manhandle

>>160837472
Take precise measurements of her height and weight
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body
Look around the house looking for things to bend her over
Manhandle her tiny body
Bend over things

>>160837472
Walk down the path of explosions

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>>160837472
Rough mating press. Her hips can handle it.

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>>160837472
1: Replace her with best girl x10

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>>160838295
>Aqua

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I would tell her to go home and then proceed to have a good time with aqua and darknessu

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>>160837472
Feed her frog.

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>>160837472
Try to manhandle but fail. Then get manhandled.

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>ask Megumin to dominate you in bed, just to see what it's like
>she yells at you in her adorable, completely unintimidating voice
>she steps on you but can't even cause mild discomfort because she doesn't weigh anything
>she tries to scowl at you but just ends up looking like an annoyed kitten
>laugh because it's hilarious how hard she is trying, but is completely ineffective
>push her back onto the ground effortlessly and mating press her, as she instantly goes from angry squeaking to begging you to be slow down

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anal

Lick her brisket.

>>160838992
>Begging you to be slow down
Some reason this grammerical error is the most sexiest sounding thing ever

>>160839169
thats not a grammatical error
poster meant to say something else and forgot to delete "be"
i wonder what the original sentence was

>>160838295
Best doggess.

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she is cute and adorable!

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>>160838295
>Aqua
>Best girl
Pick one

>>160837472
1. Bend over.
2. Bend over.
3. Bend over.
4. Bend over.
5. Bend over.
6. Bend over.
7. Bend over.
8. Bend over.
9. Bend over.
10. Bend over.

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marriage

>>160837472
Redpill me on Megumeme

>>160840114
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/search?c=3_5&userID=0&q=chihiro+kono+suba

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>>160837472
Tell her to put some clothes on because she is 13 or 14 and thats disgusting. Then make her do her homework and various chores around the house like any decent dad would.

Then fuck the shit out of the only non-underage girl - Darkness.

>>160840131
Wow look at all those seeders

>>160840160
Anime torrenting took a hit when nyaa died. But I think the seeder counts are just malfunctioning here, you should be able to download just fine.

>>160840196
Yeah nah
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=chihiro+kono+suba&s=seeders&o=desc

>>160837996
IMAGINE

>>160840427
HOW FUN

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>>160837472
1. Hug
2. Remove hat
3. Headpats
4. Smell hair
5. Talk about explosions
6. Carry her after explosion practice
7. Fondle her thighs
8. Steal pantsu
9. Sniff pantsu
10. Manhandle

>>160840482
IT WOULD BE

>>160840593
TO MANHANDLE

>>160840629
HER TINY BODY

>>160840723
I'D JUST WALK

>>160840754
AROUND THE HOUSE

>>160840820
LOOKING FOR THINGS

Rape

>>160840827
TO BEND HER OVER

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>>160840853
AND FUCK HER ON

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>>160840869

>>160840869
Can we call it Meguhandle

>>160840942
We already call it "manhandle pasta"

>>160840978
Stop shilling this here.

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>>160837472
1. Hold Hands
2. Look deep into eyes then kissu
3. Strip Clothes
4. Pap tum tum
5. Eat out
6. Place wang in mouth
7. Place wang in pooper
8. (after cleaning wang) Place wang in vagoo
9. EXPLOSION
10. Happily ever after impregnation

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Defeat ISIS/saudi/turk dogs for Assad!

I provide cover fire while she explodes ISIS dogs. Carry her back and repeat every day.

>>160841609
>that pic
h-hot

>>160837472
1-9 EKUSPUROSHUN
10 hand holding

>>160841692
>hand holding
Now that's a bit too far now, anon.

>>160841692
>hand holding
>>>/d/

>>160837472
I'd ask her is she's seen Darkness around

>>160841609
More like
>Gets shot up with ak47s while she's doing her autistic le funny meme speech.

>>160842213
>he doesn't know that Megumin doesn't need to chant
Animeonlies, I swear.

>>160842270
I only read the mangas of good series.

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>>160837472
Turn her away, she is underage.

>>160842316
Then don't try to discuss them, secondary.

>>160842329
Not in her world.

>>160842331
This isn't even a discussion thread, this is a thread for losers who jack off to cartoons.

>>160837472

1. Drench her in semen.
2. Make her learn a spell other than explosion.
3. Fill her butt with radishes.
4. Suck on her toes.
5. Tie her up and hang her upside down.
6. Spread her legs.
7. Lick her till she comes.
8. Suck on her boobs.
9. Insert Penis
10. Cum Inside.

>>160842329
>she's underage
Sometimes, living in the third world pays off.

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>>160842329
She is already on marrying age by crimson demon standards.

Don't dare you hold their views to our imperialist culture you intolerant mongrel.

Pic related, a mature bride-to-be crimson demon woman.

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>>160842376

Yes, yes, you're the cool one here.

>>160842376
>making a post like this on /a/
Hello, reddit.

>>160842426
I am. I don't have to live in a fantasy world like this pathetic sack of shit >>160842393 because fortunately for me I'm attractive and have an alpha personality.

>>160842393
This is NOT a proper way to treat your Megumin.

1. Pop Rocks Blow Job
In case your childhood didn't involve seeing how many Pop Rocks you could fit in your mouth at one time during recess, these rock-shaped candies do this weird but pleasing sizzle thing when you put a bunch of them in your mouth. Now, imagine feeling that sensation all around your member as your girl goes down on you with a mouthful of them. Trust us, she'll be into it — especially if you buy the strawberry flavor.

2. Electric Shock Foreplay
Give your foreplay an added spark by using an electro shock sex toy, like the Violet wand. These toys give off low grade, non-harmful electrical vibrations. It's stimulating and exciting anytime you introduce an unfamiliar feeling to your body, so turn on one of these bad boys to get things jumpstarted.

3. The Warm Ball Dip
If you're a fan of ball play, this one is going to make you pretty happy. Dip your balls into a cup of warm liquid — tea, hot cocoa or warm milk are great for this, but whatever you've got on hand will do the trick. Then, have your woman blow bubbles into the cup using a straw. Kind of like a jacuzzi for your ball sack...

4. Road Head
It's not just for the teenagers. Getting some fellatio while you're out on the open road should definitely be on your sex bucket list. This one is best executed on a long drive where there aren't many stoplights or much traffic (unless you crazy kids don't mind having an audience).

5. Butt Plug Pony
Some dudes are really weird about getting their backdoor involved when it comes to getting kinky. But closing your butthole for business really means that you're missing out, especially since there are a ton of nerve endings back there that are way pleasurable when stimulated. If you want to feel extra manly about it, let your partner insert a butt plug with a tail. Then bang her like the wild horse you are.

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Megumin is monitoring this thread, act nice!

>>160842516
megumin is lewd

>>160837472
look at cunny
touch cunny
rub cunny
spread cunny
finger cunny
smell cunny
lick cunny
tonguefuck cunny
insert penis into cunny
inseminate cunny

in that order

>>160842516
Remember that fission > combustion.

>>160842629
Explosion is not fire magic, maybe it is nuclear in nature.

>>160842629
>>160842656
Isn't explosion magic fusion?

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>>160842516

>>160843078
Why is she smiling?

>>160843123
She's happy

>>160843123
She's finally getting the sexual attention she deserves as an attractive and mature woman.

>>160843123
she's reading her own doujins

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>>160842451

>Doesn't live in a fantasy world.

Right.

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>>160837472

Pic related.
I know, I'm a monster.

>>160843524
>>>/d/

>>160841761
>>160843552
Stop.

>>160837472
Sweet love.

>>160837472
Rape

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>>160837472
>>160843524

>>160837472
Suxk her toes

>>160837472
Sleep with her every night, only I mating press her before we go to sleep.

>>160837472
h*old her hands

>>160837472
Feed her pickles.

I mean at least she WEARS panties, she's already more pure than a literal goddess.

>>160847752
To be fair, that goddess has the mind of a child.

>>160848103
And megumin doesn't? Everyone in this series does.

>>160848178
I've read her spin-off, and no, she really doesn't. Some people have noted that she's like a 17 year-old in a 14 year-old's body.

>>160842626
>cunny
I see that you're a man of culture as well.

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>>160837472
Force her to watch every real robot anime with me.

>>160850219
>force
The only thing you'd have to force her to do is not yell in excitement so loud that the neighbors complain.

>>160850384
Wouldn't she think stuff like Zeta Gundam is autistic as fuck though?

>>160850621
She'd probably eat up all sorts of shit anime since she has such little exposure.

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>>160837472
Shes underage
she is flatter than a pancake
Aqua is the only answer

>>160850723
>flatter than a pancake
Wrong. She has small budding mounds which are much more precious than saggy breasts!

>>160850810
I would rather have knockers that could knock out a manatee than ant hills

>>160850858
You're taste is shit.

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>>160851083
Nothing to grab
At least have a B cup
I am more of an ass guy myself

>>160850858
So you have the taste of a neanderthal.

>>160851305
>i don't have anything to say so i'll call him a pedo
Nie one, Reddit.

>>160851448
I am not wrong tho

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>>160837472

>>160851503
>liking that high school aged girl is pedophilia because I don't like her
>but liking this one isn't because I'm masturbating to her

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Megumin is possibly the most oversexualized girl on this board in years. How can we sexualize her even more?

>>160851669
Take away her pantsu

>>160851669
Pat her head

>>160851669
Find ways to post NSFW pictures of her without getting b&. We already did that with "the classic to start it all" by making it pass for a LN illust, but we can do better.

the lack of good Megumin doujins is seriously pissing me off lads

>>160851994
The one in the forest is always a good read tbqh.

>>160851994
There is a lot and most of them are fantastic
What do you want?

>>160837472
number one is have her cast explosion while we have sex
the idea of her experiencing that much pleasure turns me on beyond belief

>>160850723
>aqua

>>160843524
chigau

Mating press
nakadashi
mating press
nakadashi
mating press
nakadashi
mating press
nakadashi
mating press
nakadashi

>>160852377
I'm pretty sure he wants to shitpost about how they need to be violent or some dumb bullshit.

>>160851669
More navel focus.
Put her in black, transparent lingerie.
Give her red lacy stockings.
Give her twintails that draw attention to the nape of her neck.

>>160851669
E L F
A
R
S

>>160837472
1- Change her for someone else.
2- ???
3- ???
4- ???
5- ???
6- Genuflect
7- ???
8- ???
9- ???
10- Profit!

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>>160853222
>1- Change her for someone else.
Why? No matter who you change her with, they can't match Megumin's perfection.

>>160853826
Would rather have any other girl in the show tbqhfampai

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>>160853826
>falling for the bait
Don't

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>>160853870

>>160837472
Agressive yet tender forcefull impregnation.

>>160837472
STEAL HER HAT

>>160853870

ANY other girl, ANY other girl, are you sure?

>>160854597
WHAT A MADMAN

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>>160837472
Why is a 14 year-old wearing this kind of lingerie under her cute pajamas?

>>160837472
BAKURETSU, BAKURETSU, LA LA LA~

>>160837472
1. Lead her to Kazuma
2-10. Get her with Kazuma and don't let any of them chicken out
Bonus 1. Find and date a different Crimson Demon

She is Kazu's property. Only she can pull out his Excalibur.

>>160837472
1. Marry her.
2. Go back home then bend her over the drawers in the entrance and fuck her.
3. Wait for her to start cooking then bend her over the kitchen counter and fuck her.
4. Bend her over the table and fuck her after we are done eating.
5. Wait for her to set the dishwasher then bend her over the dishwasher and fuck her while we wait for it to finish.
6. Set the (clothes)washing machine then bend her over the washing machine and fuck her.
7. Hang the clothes to dry then bend her over the lawn table and fuck her.
8. Go inside to watch a movie and bend her over the couch and fuck her.
9. Go take a shower together and bend her over the bathtub and fuck her.
10. Go to sleep and then have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation While holding hands

>>160854911
Pass me downs from her mother
They are very poor

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1) Explode inside her
2) Explode
3) Explode
4) Explode
5) Explode
6) Explode
7) Explode
8) Explode
9) Explode
10) More explosions

>>160855014

I see one flaw in your plan.

Megumin can't cook.

>>160855150
She can, she cooked for Komekko when their mother wasn't home.

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>>160854597
YOU MONSTER!

>>160855150
She can cook, mister secondary.

>>160837472
Get her pregnant ten times.

>>160837472
1.-Move her very close to me
2.-Lift her head just a little bit
3.-Look her directly into her eyes
4.-Lean forward and give her a light kiss
5.-Appreciate her blushing face
6.-Kiss her passionately
7.-Kiss her neck
8.-Fondle her budding breasts
9.-Look for things to bend her over
10.-Start a happy family

>>160855376
I'm pretty sure she was cooking in the anime too, so they're even worse than a secondary.

>>160837472
Tell her to come back in four years.

>>160837472
Tell her she's perfect as she is and have sex.

>>160837472
I'm not usually into teenage girls, but if you come to me looking like that then don't mind if I just dig in.

>>160837472
Consensual rape like in that Piro doujin.

>>160855201
>>160855376
>>160855508

Please. You know all her skill points are in explosion. That means she can make POPCORN and that's it.

1. G

2. R
3. A
4. P
5. E

6. D
7. R
8. A
9. N
10. K

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So is megumin a gold digger? Didn't her mom told her to snatch up kazuma asap?

>>160859181
No but her mom is.

>>160837472
Irrumatio, mating press, dry anal sex, nakadashi, insemination.
Hand holding, picking cute clothes together, dates, sleeping together, and finally marriage.

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>>160837472
1. Bend her over the table and fuck her on it.
2. Bend her over the couch and fuck her on it.
3. Bend her over the bed and fuck her on it.
4. Bend her over the desk and fuck her on it.
5. Bend her over the bathtub and fuck her on it.
6. Bend her over the kitchen counter and fuck her on it.
7. Bend her over on the wall and fuck her on it.
8. Bend her over a chair and fuck her on it.
9. Bend her over in the entryway and fuck her in it.
10. Bend her over Yunyun and fuck her on it.

>>160859922

>7

Wait, wait, how does that work?

>10

Be careful with that one.

>>160860073
Hands on the wall, taken from behind.

>>160860565

Yeah, but what are you going to do, hold her up?

>>160860708
Well, yeah. Sex where the girl's being held up, legs dangling, is hot as fuck.

>>160860803

I dunno, seems like it'd cause some back strain.

>>160860944
It'd probably be easier if she was holding onto a pole than putting her hands up to a flat wall, true.
If you can support the majority of her weight from the waist, though, then there'd be less strain on her.

>>160859922
This.

Megumi is ok

>>160837472
I'd drag her to the guild so I can force her to spend her skill points on MP-boosting skills so she can use more EXPLOSIONS

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9. B
8. A
7. K
6. U
5. R
4. E
3. T
2. S
1. U
0. !

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>>160837472
1. hug
2. hold hands
3. take on a date
4. head pat
5. take a nap
6. kiss forehead
7. princess carry
8. FUCKING DEADLY EXPLOSIONS
9. piggy back carry home
10. marry

>>160837472
>Do
>a
>3
>6
>0
>and
>walk
>the
>fuck
>away

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>>160837472

>>160859922
>Bend her over Yunyun and fuck her on it.
Anon, please have some mercy to poor Yunyun.

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>>160863654
Wew

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>>160837472
1. Oral mating press
2. Vaginal mating press
3. Anal mating press
4. Armpit sex
5. Handpussy sex
6. Footpussy sex
7. Naizuri
8. Behind-the-knee-pussy sex
9. Stroke myself with her hair
10. Have impregnating oral sex with her hat's mouthpussy

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>>160837472
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.

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Fall in Love x 10

I want to sniff Megumin's pantsu.

>>160837472
1) Akkun
2) Maimai
3) Masacchi
4) Hotarun
5) Gorocchi
..I'll think of more names as I get to know her family and Crimson Demons in general.

1.bap
2.pat
3.hug
4.carry
5.feed
6.talk
7.laugh
8.prank
9.pinch
10. kissu

>>160867616
>bap
?

>>160837472
Fuck her x10

>>160867785
bonk on the noggen with rolled up newspaper

>>160837766
nopan????!?!?!?

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>>160868217
because she is a useless problem child that only knows one very niech spell and is probably addicted to the mana drainage orgasms it gives her.

>>160837472
>that thigh chasm
Just imagine pinning her arms above her head with one hand, and caressing her pussy with the other, as she tried to squeeze her thighs together to protect it but can't.

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>>160837472
What are Megumemers view on vol 11?
Kazuma and Megumin had their session in her room, when Aqua and Darkness were killing Vanir.

But afterwards, it was Aqua who saw through him and her that he feared and her that he apoligized to. I am not trying to start a waifuwar, just wondering how megumin fans interpreted that aftermath.
Is she considered a threat in anyway or are they still just best bros, and its a Megumin vs Darkness brawl?

>>160868367
truth

>>160869331
Hard to say.
It's true Aqua's and Kazumaz's relationship was very much established in v 11, but I dont recall there being any romance between them.

He is fucking Megumin in his dreams though

>>160869331
Only deluded Aqua self insert shippers can see anything romantic between those two

>>160837472
Try to convince her explosion magic is a very inefficient and unethical field of magic and that she should switch to something more appropriate.

1. Gain her trust
2. Let her explode
3. Carry her to my dungeon
4. Chain her to my heater
5. Use her body as a personal fucktoy with zero consideration for her as a person
6. Turn on the heater if she ever shows a hint of attitude or tries to escape
7. Reward submissiveness with nice food and mail money for her family
8. Wait for Stockholm Syndrome to set in until she loves me and my dick
9. Free her, attach a chain to her collar and give her a nice room that she can't leave, with a kitchen and bed
10. Make her my loyal Stockholm Syndrome wife

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>>160837472
MEGUMIN
>Young
>Fit
>Genius
>Emotianally stable
>Responsable
>Compmetent
>Chuuni
>Selfish
>Emotionally corruptable (she would betray her party for Kazuma's affection)
>Evil imouto
>Psychotic mom

DARKNESS
>Blond
>Beautiful
>Rich
>Competent
>Responsible
>Debilitating fetish
>Daddy issues
>Temper management issues

AQUA
>Beautiful
>Divine
>Desceptively clever
>Best friend
>Likable
>Powers to instill fear in the most powerful beings in Australia
>Persuasive
>Absolute authority of the Axis Cult
>Baka
>Borderline retarded
>Money dump


Pick carefully /a/

>>160872676
also

YUNYUN:
>dogshit
>combat potency
>public humiliation

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>>160869331
V11 was just the warmup, v12 is the ship battle of the line and the SS Darkness got magazine'd and sank in pieces...

>>160872676
Darkness

>>160872676
Megumin, NC.

>>160837632
good man

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>>160872676
Megumin is also beautiful. Kazuma's description of her in the bedroom scene makes me think that she might be the most beautiful girl of her clan.

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>>160852448
>megumin on the verge of orgasm
>starts releasing her explosion magic
>as her insides tense up from the incredible release of mana you erupt inside her like a volcano flooding her insides with your hot magic power
>megumin overflowing with power continues her explosion releasing her most powerful explosion ever

>>160872676
>picking just one

>>160872676
MEGUMIN
>PERFECT
DARKNESS
>hot and friendly but a little weird, but then again who isn't?
AQUA
>stupid bitch
pick carefully

>>160837472
Impregnate and take responsibility.

>>160837472
Is she into anal?

>>160877245
Does it matter?

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>>160877396
Well, forceful anal sex can cause bleeding which can lead to an infection. I wouldn't want to take that risk in a medieval world.

>>160865848
Wait, what are the logistics of 1.?

>>160878454
Probably irrumatio from above.

>>160878479
That's hot.

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>>160876090
>>160876107
Eris devilworshippers confrimed,

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>an entire thread about how you'd like to fuck a 14 year-old girl character
THIS IS IT
THIS IS /a/

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>>160878504
Aqua and Eris are both shit. The former has saggy breasts and the latter has pads.
Bow down to the one true goddess, Wolbach. She has red hair, the same hairstyle as Megumin, catlike eyes, pointy ears, voluptuous non-saggy breasts and a superb lower body while remaining deliciously thin.

>>160878533
thats the appeal of anime in general and you know it. all the "its a very diverse genre" fags know it. the whole worlds knows it

>>160878773
There's a point after watching anime for some time where you just want to fuck 14 year-old anime girls while being able to appreciate the medium as an art form.

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>>160878732
Everything you said was correct.
But you forgot to mention that she is a literally empowered evil god, forced power by her followers.

When she faced Agua, The Watergod summoned a dence fog and weaponized it.

>But Wolcbach mande things explode

>>160878807
Dont know what it is, but angry agua makes my benis feel things

>>160878533
I find them very arousing to read, please continue /a/.

>>160878807
What's wrong with evil girls? They can be hot.

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>>160878807
>You want a fight?
>Fine, you dont have to fight Darkness,, fight me
As Aqua said such stupid things, she just drank her wine and looked at me
>Neh, hikki, you think you could fight me?
>My stats are better than yours
>INone of thwe cute tricks you use against Darkness would ever work against me
>You think you are strong? You can shoot a bow? You are lucky? Kazuma, none of your tricks will work against me, this you know
>You would fight a god? Good, come then
>I saw thos idiot was serios, so I changed the rules

>>160837472
Rub her head until it goes on fire.

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>>160878862
Evil girls are unironically best girls
Yandere psychopathes should rule the world

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>>160878953
>Yandere psychopathes should rule the world

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>>160878807
Angry watergod is truly a best.
Literally everyone in Australia, including vanir, are afraid pf her powers unleashed

>>160878953
Aqua is basically an evil goddess if you think about it.
She's butted inside another goddess' world, spread lies about Iris, corrupted her believers into following the most degenerate rules just to increase her appeal, caused lots of problems by sending cheat characters over and over again without supervision and/or guidance, she's selfish, spoiled and entitled plus has absolutely zero empathy.

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>>160878807
Wolbach could not be fit to tie Aquas shoes after combat, and she knows it.
Its the same reason that Vanir is afraid of her; They are transdimensional superbiengs, but Aqua can kill both of them while squelling at Kazuma

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>>160879010
Fanatics go and stay go

>>160878807
>>160879009
Aqua no. Don't bully mortals

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>>160878807
>That scene when Aqua summonneed af fog dense enough to choke her, and the blessed the waters
That was so fucking vicous

>You would call yourself a god?
>I have never even heard your name before
>I AM AQUA, GODDESS OF WATER
>Repent now, and I wil spare you
Best Aqua scene in LNs

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>>160837472
Not sexualize her because she is beautiful and pure.

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>>160878807
>>160879243
I honestly tend to forget that aqua is a god, and how much that actually means.

>>160879347
How powerful she is on earth actually ?
All we know is that she classifies as an archpriest and can cast the sacred versions of those spells.
Can't she summon holy lightings and shit ?

>>160837472
ask her to put an end to my miserable life with explosion

What do powerlevels have to do with the fact that Wolbach is the sexiest goddess?

>>160879405
Power is sexy.
Otherwise you can enjoy the predatory look of an ancient evil lusting over your body.

>>160878807
>>160879243
Wait, non-reading fag here...
I've lurked Konosuba threads on /a/ and I think I picked up that Chomusuke is actually Wolbach. Is that why it bites Aqua the first time they see each other?

>>160879347
probably because she loses to every monster
she's not a very competent god

>>160879429
Spot on, anon.

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>>160879372
She can force-banish every (arch)-devil and kill every undead without breaking a sweat.
But personally, I think her most impressive feature was to snap Kazumas psyche in halfe and remind him why she was his friend

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>>160842626
>Finger before lick

>>160879429
Funny thing, Kazuma never picks up on her insights, which is probably why he is always surprised when she acts clever.

>In the dungeon she tells him that something feels wrong
>They free Vanir
>Megumin brings Chomusuke and it bits her
>In Elroad she smells the prime minister, and asks him if he keeps demon pets
Yet he still gets surprised ever time she sniffs out evil

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>>160837472
Make her wear a large assortment of clothes, going from traditional Japanese clothing to date attire and fetish costumes.
Then fuck her.

>>160879504
That's it. That pic was everything I wanted, I don't know if I can ever fap to anything else. Thanks anon.

>>160878807
Aqua is such a fucking bad ass when she wants to be

>>160879632
She broke him when he was at his highest determination to beat. Yet faild. am she straddæd him for 6 hours

>>160879429
Correct. Whenever an animal attacks Aqua, you can be sure it's an entry to a new arc

>>160872676
Where is my undead?

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>>160837472
Have her teach me Explosion Magic. Explode castles together and look at the beautiful rainbows caused by the explosions.

>>160880475
>implying you'd be able to cast it
There are only three known explosion users in the series: a goddess, a lich, and a magic prodigy. I don't think even Yunyun would be able to use it because you need insane amounts of mana.

>>160878732
and megumin blew her up with an explosion. multiple explosions actually.

wolbach-sama is in a semi-dead state, her soul departed her human body and merged with the other half of her soul in the cat. However her divine power is going, destroyed. If she can ever again take shape as a humanoid is doubtful.

>>160837472
1 - stick dick in mouth
2 - cum inside her mouth
3 - stick dick in left hand
4 - cum on her left hand
5 - stick dick in right hand
6 - cum on her right hand
7 - stick dick in pussy
8 - cum in her pussy
9 - stick dick in anus
10 - cum in her anus

>pedoneet thread

>>160837472
what makes her so damn popular? the outfit?
i don't get it. If she wore a school uniform would she be as much popular?

>>160881584
Hard to say, I'm not a specialist on the matter. But the author attributed her popularity to the fact that she has an aura of purity that gives her a "main heroine" atmosphere.
This isn't why I like her myself, but here you go.

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Is this the single best piece of Megumin art?

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>>160837472
Shoot a mating press AV. I'm the male actor.

>>160882253
>not nsfw
nope

>>160837472
1. Tell her to bring me Yunyun.
2. Form a party.
3. Go on a quest.
4. Bond.
5. Go back to town.
6. Bond even harder.
7. Convince them to become my harem.
8. Have sex.
9. Impregnate the two.
10. Have a double marriage.

explode Hiromoot's servers

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>>160870192
But why? Isn't Megumin for tender loving?

>>160883893
But would their rivalry and pride really allow them to join in a threesome?

>>160884240
Just make them compete for who makes you cum first or something. Or use one of Wiz's magic items like in that one doujin.

>>160884199
Yes, that's what she's for. It makes raping her all the more exciting.

>>160884727
Rape is for /r9k/ pussies. Delete yourself.

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>>160837472
Pic related.

>>160886919
Is this bullying? It's hard to tell

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>>160887783
It's gentle, loving bullying. As she should be treated.

>>160837472
Carry her around like a backpack and have her use explosion that way.

>>160837472
Sex.

>>160879279
You're a good fellow anon.

>>160837472
Deep kisses in front of Kazuma.

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>>160837556
YOU MONSTER

>>160890982
>implying you're good enough to replace Kazuman

>>160837472
I WANT TO SEX A MEGUMIN

>>160893703
Get in line, Yunyun.

>>160837472
1. Nibble her ears
2. Kiss her
3. NIbble her neck
4. Nibble her collarbones
5. Lick her armpits
6. Suck her nipples
7. Eat out her bellybutton
8. Lick her thighs
9. Eat out her pussy
10. Jam it in and explode inside her.

>>160837472
Make her blow up my country's oil competition.

>>160894038
11. Take responsibility.

>>160837547
>not wanting her to be the rock that no one could pull it off from

>>160895551
You're not wrong. I don't think even the strongest human alive would be able to pull me out after I berry myself in her.

>>160837472
That thigh gap is perfection, yo.

that question has no anwer

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>>160843078
imagine

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>>160897650
>ywn actually bend her over furniture

>>160887783
it is a little bit of manhandling

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>>160863920
Archetype evolution is awesome.

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>>160898192
It truly is.

Is the second season better than the first? Just finished the first one, no idea if it would get any better. If not, I'll probably just leave it at that.

>>160881469
wew

>>160898490
I'd say I liked S2 less.

>>160883673
It's called off screen scissoring.

>>160898490
Second season has a very weak 4-5 first episodes where it tries too hard to be funny but falls short.
It gets better as they proceed past the first arc and makes it bearable again, even has some great moments in the second part of the season.

>>160899069
yeah second half was much better I thought the episodes that took place in the axis cult town were great
has one of my favorite moments too, when the waitress gives lalatina a dog bowl with a bone in it casually. hilarious

>>160899069
>>160899179
Volume 3, which the first adapted, isn't very funny. Same happens with volume 7. Darkness doesn't work well as main character in my opinion, her joke is better at small doses.

>>160898634
>>160899069
Thanks for your input, I guess I'll give it a try sometime.

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>>160878971

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>>160838277
>Rough mating press

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>>160837472
1) feed her
2) let her drink alcohol
3) get her something cute and chuuni (like a plushy gundam or something)
4) let her watch a Michael Bay film while cuddling on a couch together
5) introduce her to video games
6) take her on a moonlit walk to a beautiful scenic area for her to blow up with explosion magic
7) run from the cops
8) get married at niagara falls, then watch her blow it up with explosion magic
9) have 3 children via mating press
10) grow old and die together

Reminder to cum inside Megumin.

>>160899366
vol.7 was the one where she tried to clear the debt right?

>>160901466
Yes.

>>160901925
I see. thank you

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