Meanwhile, at Studio /a/...

Excuse me boss but why do we have hundreds of idea guys but no animators?

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>>160752535

>>160752852
That what Korea and Vietnam are for.

>>160752852
Shuddup and go work on Keit-Ai

>>160752852
"I got my dream job making anime, but the studio is poorly run and going under???"
Start adding filters to photos of the office to use for backgrounds.

>>160752852
I think last guy committed suicide week ago.

>>160752924
Kei-Tai? I thought we were working on Ghost Slide.

What've I been drawing for the past month?

>>160752535
Boss, are you absolutely sure you want to produce another loli harem anime?

The last 4 didn't do so well.

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>>160752535
Boss, the fap booth is occupied for at least 1 hour even though it's my turn!

>>160752535
>studio /a/
>toei
>not JC staff
heresy

>>160753698
Look, none of us can get off anymore if we don't edge for several hours, so you're just going to have to live with it.

We need more money and I have an idea while browsing /biz/

anime ICO
start selling digital tokens to get money and make an anime with it.

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>It's time to animate the kino of all hentai

DEADLINE IS COMING WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIRECTOR

Who the hell masturbated onto the storyboard AGAIN!?

>>160752852
"Idea" guys is a goddamned stretch if I ever saw one.

>>160752912
Koreans are too competent and too expensive for us.
And nobody can speak Vietnamese. We'll have to rely on otaku again.

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DON'T WORRY GUYS. I'M BACK WITH THE BEER.

Ok, guys we need something new, any idea?

>>160752535
Boss! I've created an anime ideas thread and a studio /a/ thread on 4chan, but I've only gotten shitposts.

>>160752924
Already a thing.

Seriously guys, you can't keep abducting elementary schoolers and tying them up in the storage closet. It's barely big enough to hold a season's worth of paper to begin with.

>>160753555
What, you didn't get the memo? Loli harems are out, isekais are in.

>>160755499
Its the only way yo make the most realistic elementary school characters and Ill be damned if Im gonna let you disrupt my creative process.

We've had anon sitting in front of an mmo all week but he hasn't fallen in yet, we might have to scrap this one and go back to the drawing board boss.

so kidnapped this 10 yr old boy for reference, can someone go get him something to eat?

>>160756100
Okay, but can we at least gag them and give them bathroom breaks? The smell back there is awful and the cleaning ladies are starting to ask questions.

>>160754592
He's riding the mechanical bull we have in the lounge area.

I don't know why anyone expected a studio run by little girls to work.

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>>160752535
Every meeting ends with

Who the fuck built the tentacle machine in the toiletl? Can you please go turn it off, it's already raped 2 cleaning ladies.

So How about we make an Isekai anime...
With loser protagonist...
And once he goes to anoterh world he become really powerfull or have some sort of ability that indirectly makes him so...
And all girls and even cute males attracted to him.
How does this sound????

>>160757897
Ok, sounds good
But here's the twist, he's a hardcord chuuni and now his chuuni fantasies are a reality

I have the idea

the tomboy wins

>>160758049
That doesn't even make any sense, get out of here with that nonsense.

>>160752535
Can we have more windows?

>>160758138
Can't let you get the opportunity to leave us before the deadline Takeshi

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>>160758138
we are using only gentoo here m8

>>160752535
Boss, i think someone fapped on my desk, and I'm sure it wasn't me, I just do it on the bathroom

>>160758307

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>>160752535
soon...

>>160752535
Who's been leaving theyre used tampons in the kitchen sink?! We've got a mean case of blood mushrooms growing all over. YES theyre real Thomas, look it up!

>>160752535
Guys, you know what we should do? Animate our very own episode of Endless Eight. Use voice acting from the originals mixed up to not sound conspicious, otherwise just re-direct and re-draw the thing all over again.

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Man, why do we even pretend that we're making anime at all?
We sucked at doing cartoons, we sucked at programming video games, we sucked at making toys.
Everything our company has ever made just sucks and never sells.

>>160756066

So are you saying that what we need is a loli harem isekai?

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GUYS KYOANI IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

>>160762513
Those Netflix-sellouts?
To Hell with them.
Now the sakugabooru-crew will shill our anime to Crunchyroll.

>>160754108
Are you kidding? Our editors would just turn it into a saccharine ending where she is redeemed by loving a fat loser.

Guy are you sure making another Konosuba season is a good idea? We already caught up with the LNs.

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"No one enters the basement but me okay now?"

>>160752535
I think we should paint the walls of our studio building to make it a friendlier place. Maybe less animators would kill themselves each month that way.

>>160762623
Those colors are meant for our cels, not for the employees.

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>>160762700
"Yes comfy...."
"How about we take out those pesky cubicles where I can't spy on yo- I mean where you guys aren't social and have a more open office instead?"

Shouldn't we switch to 3d animation?

>>160762619
but i need a stapler

Should we try to capitalize on Kemono Friends' success by making a soulless clone?

>>160764081
We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.

>>160764341
If any of us knew how to use CG-graphics, let alone how to use an excel-sheet, we wouldn't be in the red in the first place.

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We should only do 80's style anime!

What the hell are you sla- guys doing? Stop posting on that damn Mongolian cave painting site and get back to work! We don't have time for this.

>>160763046
Work not for social, it for work.

>>160752912
send it to America or France what could go wrong?

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Who used the dammit community loli sexdroid and doesn't cleaned it, we used the half of the budget of that new animation to buy it.

And stop using print for that sick ecchi images

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are you guys accepting resumes?

Who keeps locking the skeleton in the closet? It's starting to get real hot in here

How is the budget this time?

Do we really need to feed our Filipino animators abroad? They just got more lazier recently

>>160766065
Well, they did insert single-cell drawings of the boss getting tortured every 100 frames, so I kinda have a feeling that maybe they're not happy.

Alright guys, a tiny but extremely loud mouthed group of tumblrites are vocally complaining about the amount of loli fanservice in our productions. How do we piss them off?

>>160765882
Nihongo hanashimasu ka, gaikokujin?

Sugita can voice everything right?

Okay who the fuck took my layouts? I can't finish my cuts without my layouts.

>>160766328
Yes, and?
He still made a great deal with Duterte that they shouldn't be shot dead and be given to us instead.

>>160766336
Just do whatever, they'll be pissed off anyway.

13 YEARS HAND SHITPOSTED

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So what did you do during this 2 year gap in your resume anon?

>>160766336
We don't do lolishit

relevant

http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Kin-no-Tamago/Ch-006--Intruding-the-Shaft?id=289133

>>160766328
It was nicely done though

>>160766801
We are a chirstmas cake factory aren't we?

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>>160766786
Finding myself in the woods.
I now feel I can draw anything thanks to that. Actually, look at my latest masterpiece.

>>160767040
That's a young looking christmas cake.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guys, just been in storage B and found a dead body. It looks like one of the Filipinos escaped, could someone clean it up and send for a replacement? Thanks.

This company is shit I'm going to SHAFT.

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>>160767040
Do you have any references from your time spent in the woods anon

>>160754892
Reverse trap harem

>>160766801
You're fired.

>>160766786
I was watching anime to see if any of it was good.

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>>160766801
Alright, who let this normalfag in? The CEO is furious.

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Alright guys, keyframes coming in.
Wake up those Koreans in the basement.

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>>160766957
Yes

>>160767452
That's a very nice cat anon. I'm going to put it right on the fridge next to the others.

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Building that studio close to a enjo kosai hotspot was the best idea we ever had.

yes my name is rin
why do i have to be surrounded by old men?

and why does that blonde girl across the floor seem to be laughing at me? her given workspace looks much better than mine as well

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>>160767190
Yes ma'am, I am certainly sure you have met Mitsuaki Kanno before, he's my sensei. He taught me the ways of the Moe, and introduced me to Waifuism. I'm very proud of him.

>>160767573
>Implying you can pay one

>>160767619
Wait, I just used our animation budget for it

Guys, I got a pitch for a new anime and I need your thoughts on it. You know how Trigger made Turning Girls exclusively with random women working jobs like secretary and janitor across the building? Let's do that too but with our men instead.

Can anyone help me to get my own loli reference without getting arrested? Our reserved stocks are starting to deteriorate

>>160767613
>ma'am

When did roleplaying stop being against the rules?

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>>160767382
And what did you learn from your experience

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Boss I've just found out one of our Seiyu has a boyfriend
Please do something, I can't work with a slut

>>160768303
I say we hang the slut!

>>160767879
Steal a loli mannequin from those clothing shops and draw a face on it anon. Now you have a reference and it won't go bad.

>>160768094
It's shit.

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>>160768370
You're hired

>>160768303
>Our
>Implying
Better shut up about it, otherwise her agency is going to send their problem fixers that sending you to a long vacation.

>>160768303
That's just Cortana, you dumbass.

>>160768303
>>160768344
Burn the witch!

>>160768303
Fucking this.

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>>160768303
BURN HER

>>160768466
I get dental right?

>>160752912
What about the Chinks?

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>>160768955
If we didn't do you think I'd still be working here

>>160757326
I thought he already reached the 8 second goal?

>>160769436
We don't talk about them.

>>160769436
They make their own animes now

Stop fucking leaving loli hentai on the goddamn toilet. How would you feel about the janitor cleaning them up?

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>>160767452
It looks like the Koreans are suffering from malnutrition again so this is the best they could do.

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>>160770104
Maybe he shouldn't have volunteered then

>>160769493
Yes?

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>>160770302
Yes

>>160770104
He'll probably insult my shit taste in artists and parade it around the office.

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Ok guys I finished the line art for that promo art you asked for, who is supposed to scan these again?

>>160770586
We're not paying you

>>160770677
B-but my rent...

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>>160770586
Holy shit.

>>160770104
My mom's husband is janitor at kyoani and I'm sure he wouldn't mind because he does it for free

>>160770737
*hint hint*
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/139729065/#139757496

>>160770586
Are we animating dungeon meshi?
Looks fantastic.

>>160770586
Get with the time, slowpoke, it's the 6th.

>>160770171
This is art.

>>160770586
Fuck this guy.

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>>160752535
Guys, I have the greatest idea. We create an original with CGDCT but...

We combine it with various concepts from MANAINE! Great idea isn't it? Aren't I the greatest?

>>160754892
So he gets hit by a truck...

>>160771102
With toast in his mouth.

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>>160770586
Or were we doing that gore show after all?

>>160771189
Needs more tounge action.

>>160771141
Then he gets teleported into a paralell universe!

>>160769621
How about Nigeria then? Apparently we have some Nigerian immigrants. Remember Bobby Ologun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerians_in_Japan

>>160766767
lol what would that even mean

>>160771303
Where he is transformed into the very same piece of toast he was eating.

>>160771587
Then he gets picked up by a cute girl with a G cup and elf ears.

>>160771587
And there we go! We should be able to fill at least 8-10 volumes of light novel with that and manga spin-off.

>>160767137
>Welcome to Shaft!
>"AAHHH MY NECK"
>Ignore him.

>>160757964
Man this will never get old! We will be able to run the same thing till the end of time every season! What could possible go wrong?

>>160762336
That pessimism is the reason why we will never beat trigger, anon! It's all your fault!

>>160764042
Don't you dear saying that again!

>>160764523
Fucking Excel! How does it work?

>>160771189
Devilman Crybaby looks good so far.

>>160752535
For the adaptation of Katawa Shoujo, we do the Kenji ending, right?

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How about we make a harem anime, except every haremette is a christmas cake?

>>160772640

And the MC is a highschool girl?

>>160772681
>Girl
Get out. This is a Christian studio.

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>>160772719

But everyone in this studio is a little girl

>>160772681
>And the MC is a highschool girl?

Fund it!