What makes Erika the most interesting 2D girl?

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>Used goods
>Chuuni
>Acts like intellectual although she doesnt even read books
>Shitty detective
>Shit at chess
>petty doormat
>autistic, narcissistic and paranoid
>pads her chest
Shes a shit waifu, cant even cook

>>160592553
Show me the red truth saying that she is used goods.

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>>160592553
>lists amazing attributes
>calls her shit anyway

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>>160592553
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Detective Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous boardgames with witches, and I have over 300 confirmed solutions. I am trained in using my brain and I’m the top detective in the entire Sea of Kakera. You are nothing to me but just another mystery. I will wipe you the fuck out with logic the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fragment, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the telephone? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of goats across Rokkenjima and your closed room is being traced right now so you better prepare for the solution, maggot. The solution that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your catbox. You’re fucking figured out, kid. I can solve mysteries anywhere, anytime, and I can complete your puzzle in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my grey cells. Not only am I extensively trained in sealing things with duct tape, but I have access to the entire power of the Detective's Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mystery off the face of the Fragment, you little witch. If only you could have known what unholy solution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting the Trick Ending, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Blue Truth all over your catbox and you will drown in it. Your mystery is fucking solved, kiddo.

>>160592348
Pattern tights.

>>160592348
Her taste.

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Would Erika be able to solve Higurashi?

>>160596925
If by Higurashi you mean my dick than no__.

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>>160592348
Posting best Seacat.

>>160592348
she looks like she smells like an old dusty carpet.

>>160592348
she is not

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>>160597162
Erika can't solve your dick?
So you're saying not enough evidence can be found?

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>>160597529
GREAT FUCKING OPINON, I'M NOT EVEN MAD.

>>160597581
DELET THIS AT ONCE

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Erika is shit

Erika is very cute especially when she is bullied by Bernkastel.

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I want to deito Lucifer.

>>160598112
Does she want to deito you though?

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>>160598237
There must be at least one universe out there in which she goes full doki doki for me, yes.

>>160598237
probably she will want to fuck him

>>160598300
What if that you wasn't actually you?

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>>160598347
Don't be silly now. She can't go doki doki for me without it being me.

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>>160598385
Paths will never cross, kindred souls will never unite.

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>>160598485
Not even Bernkastel can say that with certainty.

>>160598485
No paths are continuously crossing and there is no such thing as certainty.
Just new extensions to the deterministic plot.

>>160597908
Erika would be top tier if she wasn't such massive bitch. She transcends bitch in fact. She's a plain old cunt.

>>160599873
>Erika would be top tier if she wasn't such massive bitch.
WRONG

>>160598112
I want to bully her into submission.

>>160598975
>No paths
No, paths*

Commas are important.

>>160592553
So, /a/?

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>>160602132
I'm unused goods.

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>>160602238
I want to make you used goods, anon.