Every coupe of years I migrate back to /a/ to ask the age old question...
Rei or Asuka?
>>160561346
>when given the choice between two semigods, /a/ opts for a 3dpd
I am deeply disappointed
>>160561300
rei is a braindead creature and asuka is a toxic horrible person to everyone around her including herself
there are no best girls of evangelion, there is no best anything about evangelion, it's just depressing right up to the horrible ending
MARI
>>160561471
>asuka
>braindead
Why, just because she is quiet?
I bet dogs think you are stupid because you never bark.
She's an angel, a fragment of the divine.
This is the age of Ritsuko.
>>160561537
>Rei*
>braindead*
Oh my what an embarassing mistake
>>160561346
>reminder that asuka literally killed herself
Five years ago this thread would have reached 400+ posts.
What happened?
>>160561300
Asuka
Rei is a shitty toilet
>>160562143
You have to start the thread with an image of Asuka. The title must be "Asuka!" The text under should say the same as well.
>>160561300
Rei of course
>>160564883
Asuka is a broken toilet. At least Rei functions.
>>160561542
Awwww hell yeah man. Im with this guy.
>>160562143
Newfags barely even know what we're talking about and the rest of us are bored with these threads after all the years of them. Also, moo2 cast a vote for Asuka shortly after ownership transition, though I doubt the diehards were affected much by that.
That being said, Asuka and Misato are best. Rei is a dull lifeless, albeit cute, character.
>>160561562
But Asuka is braindead.
misato
>>160565149
This cuck here literally wants to suck Kaji's jizz out of two women.
>>160561300
Reminder that Asuka was BTFO by a powerpoint slideshow.
Asuka, not so much because I like her but because Rei is a shit.
>There are people on /a/ RIGHT NOW who genuinely prefer Rei over Asuka
I'd rather have a girl with daddy issues than a piece of wood.
>>160565499
We already knew you were a degenerate cuckold. There's no reason to shout it out loud.
>>160565526
Please don't speak to me or my Asuka ever again.
>>160565586
Too late Carl. Asuka has her appointment with Jamal and you're supposed to be prepping him.
Legs are your ultimate savior.
>>160562143
They will if you give it time.
>>160565695
I'd let her step on my ponos
Honestly I don't think I could stand any of the EVA girls except for maybe Misato.
Asuka over Rei, though, if only because I don't believe Rei really wants love.
>>160565695
Yes they are.
>>160565499
>I'd rather have a girl with daddy issues than a piece of wood.
Misato is daddy issues, Asuka has abandonment issues.
>>160565526
>>160565651
>(you)
refer to above
>>160565809
And Asuka wants a sugar daddy, what's your point?
Asuka is obviously a worse person and in a deeply disturbed place (same as Shinji) but she's a better character. Rei is an alien and it shows.
Great characters are usually kinda shit people.
>>160565856
I'd abandon my PONOS in her VAGOOO
>>160565856
Of course Asuka has abandonment issues, she deserves to be abandoned.
The resident NGE thread, sasuga /a/!
Is [sephirotic] good enough if I want to get blu rei rips of NGE? I convinced a friend not to stream the series since blu rei rips are out.
>>160565149
this one is also for you: >>160566106
Rei is a robot.Asuka is a real girl.if you cant handle Asuka than you cant handle real girl
>>160565768
I'd bully her sexually until she cried. By being affectionate and tender and making her weep for the absence of it from her life to that point.
>>160566157
When did cuckoldry become a fad?
>>160565499
>>160566029
>Is [sephirotic] good enough if I want to get blu rei rips of NGE
yes
>>160566364
My my, what a lovely, nuanced, multifaceted young lady.
I prefer Asuka, she is a more interesting character and has more personality than Rei.
I like Rei but she is somewhat plain in comparison.
Friendly reminder to not give the cuck posters (you's) since that is why the bother posting here.If anything those accusations are more apt with Misatofags, but I don't hold anything against them.
Protip: best girl isn't a girl at all
>>160566422
quick someone post the genderbend pics from the /c/ eva cuties threads
>>160565389
>>160566138
>reifag is upset
nais.
>>160566411
You prefer someone who lusts after a sweaty, hairy, 30 year old.
>>160566460
>Posts a pic of Misato mocking Asuka
Once again Asukacucks get humiliated by canon.
>>160566502
>canon
I'm not trying to self-insert into an existing story like you. I'm just stating which girl is more appealing based on personality and aesthetics.
>>160566619
>I'm just stating which girl is more appealing based on personality and aesthetics.
In other words you're self inserting, or else a character's personality wouldn't matter.
Why can't Asukafags ever be honest?
Friendly reminder that Kaji and Misato are best pairing in eva.
>>160566662
>>160566736
>>160566662
But Misato is a pathetic coward who runs away from the thought of a husband and family, while Kaji just wants to settle down and stop being a spy so he can take care of the only woman he's ever loved.
Does anyone have those vids that were a compilation of all Rei appearances in the series/movies?
>>160566774
He's one of those men that just cannot go without a beard.
>>160566662
>>160566774
>>160566789
All of the characters are flawed, that what make's them interesting.
And she wasn't running away because of the thought of a family, she did because Kaji reminded her of her father.
>>160566869
The answer was, is, and always will be Rei
>>160566864
>>160566869
>she did because Kaji reminded her of her father.
Her father, who never once actually wronged her.
Her father was an eggheaded scientist, not the monster that she created in her own mind. Misato is a bigger coward than Shinji.
>>160561300
Shinji!
Bow before your king.
>>160567028
that business suit guy is exactly what I am.
Except I am a bioinformatician rather than a white-hat
>>160567156
>Bioinformatics
I pity the poor schmuck you conned into hiring you.
>>160567131
>kissanime watermark
Kill yourself, streamfaggot.
>>160567212
Actually, I am fucking awesome at what I do. He's lucky I accepted his offer.
>>160567220
no need to be rude
>>160567300
I you stream like a plebeian, there is not choice but to heap upon you all the scorn and contempt that the sekrit klub of this board that muster.
>>160567300
you earned it, faggot.
>>160567345
>>160567440the only computers I have are a 10 year old inspiron desktop and a chromebook, so this is the only option that works well enough.
>>160566789
You read Kaji wrong. He also spent a week in bed, he didn't think any more of the relationship than Misato did. Less, maybe, since he wasn't the one to have any problem with it. He didn't start getting thoughtful until she left and he had to figure out why.
>>160567610
>They're both immature shits
>She leaves him
>He grows up
>She's still an immature shit
>>160567607
Use irc(xdcc) or torrents and some decent media player software? Or are you located in some part of the world that makes it too difficult to use those file sources?
Does /a/ remember?
>>160561300
Every couple years ur a faggot
>>160567908
> Or are you located in some part of the world that makes it too difficult to use those file sources?
It's not that, I am just computer retarded and the desktop is pretty much useless for any daily tasks. I can afford to build a computer, but I don't really want to spend money on it right now.
>>160567757
Misato matured, she got to be at least as insightful. Kaji didn't get to see it often because he decided to act like the same brat on meeting again, Misato goes straight from her professional and understanding demeanor to Asuka-tier reaction faces when he enters a scene. It rhymes with pottery.
>>160561300
>Rei is my least favorite kind of person (too passive, i really dislike it.)
>Asuka is a complete asshole
I guess asuka with hopes for her to improve and end up like 2.22 asuka, but if she doesnt im not crying myself to sleep over her.
I'm going to marry Asuka-chan!
>>160562143
is that a good thing? this is a shit thread with no discussion value
>>160562143
neo /a/ shuns the classics in favor of mindless flavor of the month anime nobody will remember a year from now
Both, Kaworu a shit though
>>160561346
cute boy
Rei>Ramiel>Misato>>>>>>>>>>>>Asuka
>>160566411Also forgot to mention, when I started watching the rebuilds recently, I was fine with 1.11 but was never too excited. But when Asuka literally dropped out of the sky I wanted shriek out of excitement.
>>160571299
I just hope that Eva-01 Would go berserk and murder Mari and Asuka. At least one of them.
>>160571419
Might kill Misato
>>160571211
Reminder that Hikari is objectively the best girl, she is nice and will bring you lunch, even if you are a hot head
>>160571457
It will kill anyone. Looks like it has S2 and Rei 2.0 inside it, plus Shinji is fucking mentally destroyed at this point and it will get even worse, so 01 would be fucking unstoppable.
Objectivly Eva-01 is the best girl:
>Body of Lilith
>Soul of Lilim
>S2 organ of Angel
>Strongest being in existance
>Caring and protective mother
>Good looking
>Slim
>Flat Chested
>Pure(Not a slut)
Other sluts just cant compare to the best girl.
>>160571542
Hopefully it destroys that sperm whale ship thing at the very least.
>>160571658
Looks like they are using S2 inside of 01 to power their ship, so if 01 Breaks free their ship is automatically destroyed, unless they have backup power.
I like Asuka because she is better looking
>>160561300
>choosing Asuka makes you a cuck
I never understood this meme, I figure a beta cuck type would opt for Rei who is quiet and submissive and would probably follow any guy around if they asked her to because she doesn't know any better.
Asuka is the one you need to break in as if she's a wild stallion. That takes patience and an iron will to coast over her 14-year old bitch fits. Are people that afraid of a teenager in a fluttery summer dress?
>>160571542
There is no mention of S2s in Rebuild and 01 didn't need anything added to start opening the sky, those aren't details to sweat. It probably will kill a lot of people tearing itself out of Wunder to grant Shinji more wishes, but somebody's gotta survive to witness.
>>160571640
7/10 for effort.
>>160572191
How would Gendo react to this
>>160572038
Nah Asuka is just annoying as fuck.
And breaking her does not worth it, because she is mentally ill, and being in relationship with suck person is pointless and it will not pay off in any way.
>>160572227
Will act if it is going as planned
Even if its not.
>>160562143
We literally have this thread three times a week.
>>160561300
Both are shit
>>160572236
>because she is mentally ill, and being in relationship with suck person is pointless and it will not pay off in any way
>ESL then posts Rei
The irony
>>160572334
Rei isnt mentally ill.
And she is submissive, so you can teach her and ask almost anything, this will definetely pay off.
Plus she is quiet so she wont annoy you with consntant screaming.
>>160572236
Why not HELP her instead of breaking her?
>>160572073
There is probably going to be Berserk 01 vs Asuka and Mari, until they all team up againist NERV mass production EVAs.
I guess that Rei Q will die in heroic sacrifice or some other bullshit
>>160571542
Yui is gonna do what Yui wants to do. At all times she has control over Unit-01's body.
>>160572416
That makes you a cuck, according to this thread
>>160572227
>Why does my wife has a dick?
>>160572365
>>160572416
That bitch is beyond helping.
>>160572434
Yes, Yui is in control of Eva-01, but she also was reduced to her basic instincts.
>>160572365
>Rei isnt mentally ill.
She gave the Rapture as a New Year's gift.
>>160572452
Whats wrong with being attracted to half gods?
>>160572527
So?
>>160572038
>>160572236
choosing Asuka makes you a cuck because she is mentally ill and will cheat on you during some sort of manic episode. she'll probably alternate between feeling mortified and trying anything she can to make it up to you, and feeling like you deserved it for being weak enough to let her do it.
What if Rei 2.0 Will exchange souls with Eva-01, and Yui in Rei 2.0 will ride to NERV to talk with Gendo?
>>160572673
then they fuck in front of fuyutsuki
>>160572673
And Isnt Eva-01 with Lilith soul will besically become almost 100% reincarnation of Lilith?
>>160572505
What? She communicates with Shinji several times when he's inside her.
She's not retarded, she's just savage as fuck. Mama bear will eat you to protect her cub.
>>160572731
>What? She communicates with Shinji several times when he's inside her.
Proof is that meaningful communication and isnt just some fragments of her self?
>She's not retarded, she's just savage as fuck. Mama bear will eat you to protect her cub.
Still i believe that he does not exists past her maternal instinct, at least while she is in Eva-01
>>160572038
>choosing Asuka makes you a cuck
>I never understood this meme.
It's just a ploy to get (you)'s and it's an effective method at that.
I like Asuka since she it a more colorful character and I think it would be a more rewarding relationship over Rei.
>>160572236
Rei has problems as well, she is just hides it better.
>>160572365
>And she is submissive, so you can teach her and ask almost anything, this will definetely pay off.
I am not that interesting of a person, so I don't think I should be the one teaching someone how to live and interact with the world.
>>160572609
choosing Asuka makes you a cuck because she is mentally ill and will cheat on you during some sort of manic episode
She suffers from abandonment issues, is lonely, needs help and wants to be loved. Once someone fulfills her needs and supports her emotionally, she'd be able to start to come to terms with her issues and improve.
>>160572897
Rei has problems, but having problems = ! being ill.
>so I don't think I should be the one teaching someone how to live and interact with the world.
Well, i sorta enjoy teaching people who are really listening to me and want me to help them.
>>160572897
>choosing Asuka makes you a cuck because she is mentally ill and will cheat on you during some sort of manic episode
She suffers from abandonment issues, is lonely, needs help and wants to be loved. Once someone fulfills her needs and supports her emotionally, she'd be able to start to come to terms with her issues and improve.
forgot my meme arrows on that one
Fuck you you piece of shit
>>160572812
She tempts him when he turned into the goo for the first time. He could've lived forever with idealized versions of Rei, Asuka, and Misato, but he chose to reject that return to life. She's deliberately testing him to see if he'll reject Instrumentality.
Later in EoE she deliberately lets Asuka die so Shinji can lose his mind and trigger Instrumentality on her own terms, instead of Gendo's.
>>160572897
>I am not that interesting of a person
This is why it makes you a cuck, you faggot. You want Asuka because she'll drag you around. We want Rei because we can kindly yet fimly lead her towards becoming better than she is now.
>>160573068
This makes sense, but it is also after she has been awoken.
Huh, looks like she really was just a maternal instinct, but awakening of Eva also awakened her. OR Awakening of Eva is literally awakening of Yui.
>she deliberately lets Asuka die
Asuka would have died anyway, Even with Eva-01 help she did not stood chance againist Mass produced Evas and Spears. I doubt that Even Eva-01 itself would have stood againist copied Spears.
>>160572812
>Proof is that meaningful communication and isnt just some fragments of her self?
She does speak directly to him right before 3rd Impact in EoE, but yeah everything else is a memory of hers, an impulse disguised with Asuka's or Misato's or Rei's faces, or one of Shinji's memories spun around.
What if Rei 2.0 stayed in Eva-01 on purpose to be kind of Fetus with Lilith Soul inside Lilith`s body.
Does this make any sense?
>>160573344
Rei 2.0's only character trait was being in love with Shinji. So she would have probably wanted to come out of Unit-01 with him.
>>160573220
>Asuka would have died anyway, Even with Eva-01 help she did not stood chance againist Mass produced Evas and Spears. I doubt that Even Eva-01 itself would have stood againist copied Spears.
You're missing the point. She could move at any time, she just waited until Asuka died to let Shinji in.
She rejected the dummy plug at first too, and the only time she "used it" was when she went ape shit on Unit 03. EVAs (well Unit-01 anyway) are giant cyborgs. There's no reason to assume she wasn't in control when she purposely disappeared inside it.
>>160573415
>She rejected the dummy plug at first too
As i said, fragments of her former self, but not actual personality.
>There's no reason to assume she wasn't in control when she purposely disappeared inside it.
Of course she knew that she would be in control at some point, thats why she went in, and achieving full control was her plan, but i doubt that she always was in control.
>>160573413
Then what if Lilith Soul in form of Rei got attached to Lilith body or something and she decided to stay inside
>>160573567
>As i said, fragments of her former self, but not actual personality.
There's no fragments. She went in whole, unlike Asuka's mother. She was alive and fully conscious when she did it too, again unlike Asuka's mother.
She turned into goo, just like Shinji and Rei (in the Rebuilds).
>>160573674
My point is that she was sleeping untill Eva has awakened, and so had fragmentated personality
>>160573674
>She turned into goo, just like Shinji and Rei (in the Rebuilds).
Except no. She's in the core, not the spinal cord or entry plug.
>>160561300
personally, asuka.
i dont think rei is a shit. she`s perfectly fine.
>>160573187
>You want Asuka because she'll drag you around.
No, I want someone that has their own personality and sense of direction.
I don't want to teach someone how to feel and react to the world the way I do. With Asuka, we would be able to spar and hone eachother since we are similar but different, but with Rei I feel like it would be one sided with me leading.
>>160574045
You are hilariously contradicting yourself. You stated that you would be the passive 'uninteresting' one in the relationship. You would not be equal to asuka, she'd quickly tire of your novelty because she'd see that you're 'uninteresting'.
Asuka wants a sugardaddy. That's all she wants.
There's also the discrepancy between Yui's persona and the luminous, long-haired goddess thing that appears to Shinji in 16 and I guess maybe 01 has transformed into floating through space at the end of End. She's in the manga, too, but it's Yamashita's idea and he's the one who loves it the most.
>>160574202
>You stated that you would be the passive 'uninteresting' one in the relationship.
That was in response to being in a relationship with Rei, not Asuka.
Lets look at her backround.
Rei one of several dozen clones based of some kid's mom and is the third to had the soul of a literal god implanted. In comparison to a clone with the soul of a god, I am pretty boring. Teaching someone like how to be human is a bit of a overwhelming task that I don't want to undertake.
Neither, I hate both of them. If anything Misato best girl
>>160573068
>>160573220
>>160573415
>letting your son's not girlfriend but kinda maybe
get eaten by a bunch giant cyborgs so he will go fucking insane and he can chose whether to save humanity or turn everyone in the world into diet fanta, because if he doesn't your husband that misses you because you dissolved yourself in a different giant cyborg that your son pilots to fight giant aliens will turn everyone into tang because he misses you
How the fuck did Anno come up with this shit.
>>160561542
maximum taste
>>160575603
>letting your son's not girlfriend but kinda maybe get eaten by a bunch giant cyborgs so he will go fucking insane and he can chose whether to save humanity or turn everyone in the world into diet fanta, because if he doesn't your husband that misses you because you dissolved yourself in a different giant cyborg that your son pilots to fight giant aliens will turn everyone into tang because he misses you
hopefully unfucked?
>>160575622
>Doesnt look aged at all
The fact that no one aged on 3.33 is proof that anno has went soft and greedy.
1995 anno would made all the girls age horribly to spite the waifufags.
>another year gone by and still no concrete info on 4.0
>>160575711
There has been one unattractive woman in Eva ever, and that may have been a man disguised to pass data to Kaji.
>>160575956
>no concrete info
What are you not satisfied by
P O W E R L I N E S ?
>>160576096
when did this come out and what does it say
>>160575603
i like to think of the series as strictly a character study and that the plot isn't meant to be taken seriously.
>>160561300
katsuragi
>>160576118
Check the eva website
>>160576118
A few days ago, no one fucking knows what it is for sure because moon runes
>"A Continuation, and then an End. A Tragedy, and then a Reversal."
something like that mayb
>then a reversal
>anno makes the angelic days timeline cannon and announces a slice of life series
BRAVO
>>160572227
>I guess Shinji finally got into the robot
>>160572227
>>160576572
Shinji got in the robot, then got IN the robot.
>>160576510
>3.0+1.0
>A Continuation, and then an End
>>160576118
>>160576096
It's a sketch for the first official 4.0 movie poster being put up in Japanese theaters
>>160572227
I wonder what is ASUKAs reaction.
Finally got him to do something, now what, bitch?
>>160572191
What are the implications of this? Is it lesbian rape since both eva's contain women's souls? Is it incest since Shinji is fucking Asuka and her mom with his mom's cyborg dick?
>>160577049
Its a foursome.
Finally got around to watching the Evangelion TV series. It was inferior to Gunbuster. Hopefully the OVA and movies rectify the shortcomings of the series.
Best girl ismisato[/spoiler
I just finished the tv and TEoE, kinda want to watch the rebuilds but cgi and afraid it's going to be shit.
really interested though and think about the ost when I'm not watching it prease helpu me
>>160566662
How do I get Kaji's natural charm?
>>160578749
Fake it, then compulsively organize garbage when nobody's looking.