Why is Aqua the comfier waifu? Megumin's cute and all, but

Aqua is a beautiful retard

Aqua and Kazuma suit each other very well, they're both kind of scummy to the same degree. They're like a horrid married couple no one likes but get on with each other like a house of fire.

>>160496500
I wanna steal Aquas booze bottle and hit her over the head with it, and every time she heals herself I hit her again.

>>160496678
There were always moments in the anime when the two were paired together and they really worked well as characters. The way they bounce off of eachother is nice.

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>>160496500

I always say. Darkness and Megumin are fairly normal characters, you have to drop them into situations that expose their flaws for them to shine. Aqua can be dropped into anything and shine however. And she has the best chemistry with Kazutrash.

>>160497235
Kazuma should just hatefuck her.

>>160496858
Aqua is not for bully

>>160496500
Because she is just as much of a fucking mess of a person as we are. It's comforting to not have to try and act like a functioning human being around someone like her.

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In every thread until you like it.

Does Aqua canonically not wear pantsu?

>>160497296
She is equally as bulliable as that stupid crazy Loli.

>>160497505
Do you?

>i don't know what "waifu" means

>>160497337
I hope you get banned soon

>>160497505
She wears them but she made the invisible so people wouldnt see them.

>>160497505
No. I can't find the picture but she wears shimapan

I honestly think all three of them have good chemistry with Kazushit.

>>160497505
Anime only. Just like Megumin black panties.

>>160497505
It is canon now, and I don't care if people post that picture trying to prove otherwise. That was retconed.

Has Kazuma learned a basic Heal skill from Aqua in the LNs yet? It's pretty absurd that he can't just stub his toe on purpose, praise her a couple times and nab her skill.

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>>160497337

pija never ever doing a konosuba doujin

>>160496500
>literally has no vagina

>>160507451
Guntool's are the only doujins you need.

>>160507514
Keep trying.

>>160503998
Don't you remember? At the very start, right after they recruited Darkness and Megumin, he told her to just teach him healing magic and then leave, and then she flat out refused because that was all she could contribute to the party.

>>160507738
Yeah, but it's not like Kazuma can't trick her into teaching him just so he can keep himself alive during dire situations.

>>160507988
He's seen Aqua heal people a hundred times, if it was as simple as just seeing her do it I'm sure he would have already. Besides, every time he learns a new skill he says he has to actively ask people to teach it. After that moment he probably lost any chance of having Aqua teach him anything healing related, and they already said healing magic is the rarest of them all, so he probably just doesn't have any place to do so.

On another note, I wonder how many people there are that stick with the adventurer class like Kazuma. Being able to learn any skill, even ones from "monster" classes sounds broken as fuck, even if he's weaker overall for it.

>>160507738
Wouldn't Kazuma make for a pretty shit healer? He's their only reliable source of DPS, further splitting his focus would be retarded
You need a god-tier healer to keep up with Darkness's health pool anyways

>>160496500
What's with the obsession to compare Aqua with Megumin? No, if you use common sense, she definitely isn't the "comfier" waifu. She just fits your personal preferences better.
As for their dynamic with the MC, doesn't Megumin have a pretty good dynamic with Kazuma? I thought the bath scene was pure gold. In the anime, Megumin is the only other tsukkomi in the party and she switches freely between roles to match Kazuma. It's my favorite dynamic, and I think it's a shame they didn't have many occasions to showcase it due to Megumin's lack of screentime in season two.
>>160497235
That's not true, Megumin is constantly weird. She constantly pulls pranks on people because of her brattiness and her chuuni. A normal person wouldn't have tried to pull several pranks on the royal court, or wouldn't have acted the way she did during the adamantite challenge in LN 3. Her chuuni is as much of a flaw as Aqua's low intelligence.

>>160497505

is anime only

>>160503619

megumin panties are also black in the novel text, but white in the art (those are full of mistakes, like no muscles for darkness)

>>160508998
>Megumin is the only other tsukkomi in the party
Everyone in the party takes turns playing the straight man, Aqua even shares Kazuma's reaction faces half the time.
Kazuma plays it by far the most but they all have their moments of retardation and level-headedness

>>160509986
Darkness never does it, and Aqua always plays the boke in her interactions with Kazuma, except maybe on a few occasions that end up with her crying anyway.

>>160510111
Darkness did it with the Destroyer.

>>160510353
I'm talking about being a tsukkomi in the context of an interaction with Kazuma. Megumin and Kazuma really felt like equals during the bath scene for that very reason, that's why I like their dynamic so much.

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>>160497505

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>>160496500
Best girl.

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>>160497505
See for yourself.

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Because she's not all goody goody two shoes like other girls.

>>160496500
post armpits

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>>160511722
Where are the doujins of Aqua and Kazuma double-teaming Megumin?

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>>160511842

>>160511110
Nice shoop

>>160511972
There is sort of one....(Aqua helps hold her down)

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>>160511842

>tfw you will never be transported to fantasy Australia
>tfw you will never sleep in stable
>tfw you will never make your own weapons and armor out of scrap to save the little money you made doing odd jobs
>tfw you will never delve into dungeon, slowly and surely fighting through horrors of the depths
>tfw you will never defeat the boss, surviving by the skin of teeth
>tfw you will never come back to town, announcing your victory and acquiring the reward
>tfw you will never sit in comfy tavern, enjoying sweet mead and munching through fried veggies, smoked meat and block of cheese.
>tfw you will never hear newbies talk about you with admiration
>tfw you will never feel so fulfilled, knowing that not only you make a great living, but also ensuring that local folk can sleep peacefully

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>>160513065
More like


>you will never give Wiz a full body tongue bath

>>160496500
Why even bring up Megumin at all?

Aqua is a good waifu since shes not one dimensional, shes introduced like a generic tsundere but we quickly find she has a lot of other traits too, shes a cry baby, an alcoholic, a scumbag, she loves to be praised and shes an idiot, aside from the alcoholism these are all pretty generic traits but iv never seen them all in one girl before konosuba.

Aqua is so fuckable

>>160513699
Besides the retardation, Holo has all of those traits, and she's a much better character.

>>160513765
to be fair, her low int is pretty important to her character since its is why they end up in such shit situations a lot of the time, and being a comedy series its often makes her the center of a joke so id still say shes very different than Holo.

>>160496500
Yeah honestly I didn't expect much of her but to be your generic tsundere, but she grew on me over time. I'm not as big on Megumin as most people even though she's the most popular, but she does seem to get the most love. Darkness I'd feel sorry for since she's the one Kazuma will never ever fuck no matter how much she might want it, but she might be into that.

>>160511972
Fuck Kazuma, Where are the doujins of Futa Aqua raping megameme's holes?

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>>160511842
Captcha: stop Roma

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I almost chocked on my saliva when I saw this

>>160514494
None. All you will get is hatefucking kazuma/Aqua doujins which are really fucking hot.

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Kazuma had it all. He should have just forgotten about the demon king and lived his life with Aqua.

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>>160515569
>kazuma/Aqua doujins
shit taste desu

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>>160515397
How'd you feel when you saw

THIS?

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You gonna let this drunk damegami crash on your bed whenever she wants? Or are you gonna show her who's the boss of this bedroom?

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Darkness is comfiest desu

>>160517108
> dat ass

I'm still waiting for the doujins where she's completely wasted and goes the extra mile to "motivate" Kazuma.

>>160517286
This.

Why Kazumbo never learned Bind to help Lalatina like Chris did?

>>160517448
He does.

>>160517286
Think they'll ever let her get any love? Feels like she gets shafted a lot compared to Aqua and Megumin. I assume she is the least popular but they should still do something with her.

>>160517239
Both

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>>160517286
I mean I wouldn't say no to Darkness, although she might like it better that way.

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>>160496500
>every time Aqua is showing a motherly side fitting the goddess she is

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Sure, but that's just because she's completely shit in every way and the only people who would like her are faggots that want a crybaby do dump all of their NEET spunk into because any girl with backbone would be a challenge

>>160517859
I keep seeing people say that Megumin is the winner, but I'm reading the last novel released and, while Megumin is the one that has gotten furthest, Kazuma is still trying to go for the harem ending. In fact, he keeps thinking how he's already head of an harem and has gone from neet to ladykiller. Unless I get to the very last chapters and it turns out Kazuma has a sudden change of heart, I feel like Darkness (and maybe Iris) also have a chance.

Aqua is definitely out though, there's literally nothing romantic going on there. Unless typical "oh they appreciate each other"
moments count as romantic.

>>160517108
> Who's this semen demon?

>>160517286
The obvious answer

>>160518536
Really I meant more from a character development standpoint, but as far as shipping goes doesn't he have no interest in her whatsoever beyond admitting she's at least physically attractive? I figured she'd be the one most likely to be left alone while Megumin and maybe Aqua are the ones he ends up with.

>>160518536
If anything that makes him ending up with no one more likely, I doubt his hubris is going to go unpunished

>>160518839
From the novels.
Like I said, he explicitly says he wants to go for the harem ending. So far he's thinking of Megumin and Darkness and says that if Princess Iris grows up fine he'll try to get her too. Also, Darkness is getting some development, but right now it's not the spotlight, and I can't really say it's development for the best. Either she will get left behind for good and all the focus will be on Aqua and Megumin (I hope not) or she'll have some more storyline dedicated to her later on and she'll catch up.

>>160518945
I see three possibilities at this point:
>Kazuma decides to just take what he has and be happy with Megumin once they advance their relationship.
>Kazuma fucks up trying to seduce all the girls at the same time, they decide he really is just a scumbag that can't be trusted and ends up alone. Or maybe doing this makes him switch from Megumin to Darkness, because the first hates him for it and the second likes it.
>Some-fucking-how he succeeds and ends up with both. No way he ends up with Iris because she's just a kid, even if he actually did consider waiting for her to grow up that's almost impossible and would happen outside the scope of the story anyway.
But yeah, considering who we're talking about, trying to go for the harem ending is most probably going to result in disaster for him and possibly ruin the party.

>>160517286
Darkness is hard though

>>160519280
Ah, there we go. Straight quote from the novels.
As the bystander, I can safely claim to be the uncontested head of my staunch harem.
I had recently also received satisfactory answers about Megumin and Iris’ feelings.
I’m anything but dense.
I always knew Darkness had the tingles for me despite constantly making up excuses.
Knowing is only half my game; I also wish to watch them compete for me.
No, can’t forget Iris after she grows up; that’d make it three.
So that’s what it feels like to be a lady-killer.
And I’ve also come to understand why romance becomes sour at the stage where the near-first base competitors become aware of each other.
After all, I wouldn’t be watching this scene had I chosen my route.

So he himself says he hasn't "chosen a route" yet. Kazuma really is a scumbag. I love it.

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>>160513764
As expected of a goddess.

>>160496500
just appreciate aqua without constantly comparing her to megumin you literal nigger

>>160519732
Dammit, Kazuma is such a scumbag, it's beautiful. I want more MC like him and Favaro.

>>160518839
>>160519280
>>160519732
The people saying Megumin is the clear winner are just Megufags. Kazuma said at the middle of the story that he was going to go for the harem ending and he's been sticking by that since then. The reason Megumin seems to have such a big advantage is that she keeps getting put in the spotlight all the time throughout the LN, which inevitably means she gets more moments with Kazuma. And even then she's still way too cautious. But Darkness is now actually starting to change a bit. For starters, in the last chapters she's getting depressed and when people berate her or don't take her into consideration she gets sad or annoyed instead of aroused.

Also, I find it kinda funny how he wants to wait for Iris to grow up because that's exactly what Rance wanted with Kouhime.

>>160520535
>And even then she's still way too cautious.
Or not cautious enough, thinking well about it...

>>160520535
>The people saying Megumin is the clear winner are just Megufags
If you really think that, then you clearly weren't here when volume 9 came out. Everyone thought that Megumin was endgame, and it remained that way until S2 culture kicked in and volume 11.

>>160518839
Nah, Aqua is that similar scumbag drinking buddy to Kazuma who will have each other's backs. Makes their dynamic good and really wish there were more examples of these types of relationships.

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>>160497337

>>160511722
Is it just me, or did everybody's tits jiggle more than usual in that episode?

>>160521540
They're all in PJs.

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>>160521540
I'm sure that it's just you.

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>>160519732
>Knowing is only half my game; I also wish to watch them compete for me.

Fucking damn it Kazutrash, this shit won't end well.

>>160497505
She properly wears pantsu in the LN illustrations and while the anime showed her not wearing pantsu, other characters never comment on it so we can safely chalk it up as an intentional error from DEEN.

>>160496500
>Using "waifu" to mean "any girl in the series"
Disgusting.

>>160522764
Don't forget
>using "comfy" as a buzzword

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I would marry Darkness if she gets over the whole wanting to get raped by everyone shtick.

I don't know if things would work out well since I'd be nice to her, and she probably wouldn't like it. Aqua would probably be better in that regard since she likes being complemented.

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big fat crusader tats

>>160523097
See >>160520535 where she seems to be starting to get some development. It's just that they've been focusing on Megumin really hard because she's the most popular.

>>160523191
Hasn't Megumin been getting less and less focus since volume 9?

>>160496500
Aqua would be an incredible hate fuck. I'd leave her bruised and covered in bite marks.

>>160523097
>>160523147
>Wanting darkness
>Wanting the filthy disgusting masochistic whore who has multiple orgasms from taking hits and even the implication that she's going to be violated and who's probably never even been in the same room as a naked erect cock to become a chaste boring virgin


I do not like you and I hope that you die.

>>160523191
Well I just meant for a while she was getting a ton.

>>160523343
Meant >>160523243

>>160523274
I don't get if you hate him because he wants Darkness or if because he wants her to stop wanting to get raped.

The latter part is probably going to happen anyway. It looks like she's starting to realize her fetish is starting to get in the way of her own happiness and now she wants Kazuma to start seeing her as an equal.

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>>160523191
I don't read the LN's so I didn't know about that, its good to know she is improving.

>>160523274
>>Wanting the filthy disgusting masochistic whore who has multiple orgasms from taking hits and even the implication that she's going to be violated and who's probably never even been in the same room as a naked erect cock to become a chaste boring virgin

>chaste boring virgin
She won't after I get married to her.

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>>160496500
We all know why she doesn't want Kazuma

>>160521471
I'm going to have nightmares

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>>160523147

...I suddenly feel like I want to see all of the girls wearing Kazuma's tracksuit.

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>>160523274
>who's probably never even been in the same room as a naked erect cock
Did you forget the bath scene?

Also Wiz better be getting a fig

>>160525245
But It stinks anon.

>>160523274
>>160523486
Plus, its not like megumin or aqua can wash my back with their tits like darkness can.

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>>160526960
Ah, but wouldn't it be adorable to see her try?

>>160527014
Not really, no.

>>160497278
That would ruin everything. I would like a doujin where they have awkward sex and Kazuma cums too early.

>>160508998
>Her chuuni is as much of a flaw as Aqua's low intelligence.
Woah. You've gone too far.

>>160527014
True. I shift between Darkness,Megumin and Aqua with who I like more so its hard to choose.

>>160497505
Canonically Aqua doesn't wear panties. But she doesn't need to because canonically Aqua doesn't have a vagina. I mean lets look at the facts
>isn't embarrassed with no pantsu like other girls who have vaginas
>doesn't have to pee like Megumin because no vagina
>Despite bending over, being on all fours, hunching over where her butt is full blown, there is no outline of a vagina where in normal circumstances of being in these various positions the clam would be staring everyone in the face
>no one reacts or cares of the no pantsu because she is built like a barbie doll

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>>160527605
Ok, I dare you to post an Aqua picture (NUDE) if you don't get banned then I'll believe you.

>>160513376
Necrophiles pls go

>>160516664
He saved no money this way.
What he would do when he gets old and unable to work?

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>>160496500

>>160528584
He could go full Spice and Wolf and become a travelling merchant with his goddess doggo

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>over 100 posts
>not a single frog here

>>160528722
but anon

that would require this shit to be good

>>160528722
He wanted to become an adventurer, not a Jew.

>>160496500
So the latest translated chapter just justified Kazuma's decision to stay with Iris.

Turns out the letters Kazuma received from children were all fabricated letters from Darkness paying kids to write glowing praising letters about Kazuma, their "hero".

>>160519732
>>160520379
>>160520535
>>160521696
Meguminfags always feel threatened by Iris.

Kazuma already chose living with Iris twice over living with Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin.

Also, back on Earth, Kazuma's biggest desire was a not blood related imouto so he tried to get his parents to divorce in order to make his wish come true, only to get beaten by his parents.

So yeah, Iris has the advantage of being Kazuma's fantasy girl he wanted back on Earth.

Also, compare how Kazuma acts in the castle compared to acting at Axel.

In Axel, Kazuma is drunk with Aqua like 24/7. He wakes up in the morning to drink with Aqua, then falls asleep, and then wakes up around 6PM to head to the local bar with Aqua again.

In the castle, Kazuma actually gets up early since he enjoys being woken by a maid and gets served breakfast by a butler. He eats 3 meals a day as opposed to 2 like in Axel and he barely touches alcohol when living together with Iris.

Kazuma makes more efficient use of his leisure time with Iris compared to how he acts in Axel.

This is why I can see why Kazuma likes Iris more than the other girls.

Playing with Iris is more fun for Kazuma than drinking alcohol all day long.

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>>160529167
>reddit spacing

>>160529340
Go back to /v/.

>>16052898
thats hilarious but why? is she that desperate to have kuzuma back again

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>>160529340
>pos lover

>>160528321
I won't post anything that isn't canon because that's what i'm talking about. Nude aqua is non canonical

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>>160529432
>Nude aqua is non canonical
>>Canonically Aqua doesn't wear panties.
Source: my ass

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>>160528981
>>160529167
so i been out of the ln game for a while, whats is going on are the girls desparate for kazuma to come home or what?

>>160497505
All I know is that there's no way she has a vagina

>>160496500
Imagine being so insecure that you have to mention Megumin every time you praise Aqua.

>>160530001
OP here.

Imagine not giving a shit and just bringing up Megumin because Aqua feels relatively underrated and buried under the sea of Meguminfags. Fuck, I used to like Megumin, but Aqua really grew on me with the newest OVA.

>>160530001
>he came to an Aqua thread to say this

>>160530329
Just take a look at the catalog if you think Aqua is underappreciated. Also, I don't believe the last part of your post, because you're making it sound like it's impossible to like two characters at the same time.

>>160527347
Most, if not all of their doujins, has been them basically trying to one up the other in sex.

>>160530763
Megumin doujins are pretty plain, desu.

Aqua and Darkness doujins are better on average.

Sore lack of Wiz doujins, though.

>>160529610
Whenever Kazuma visit the castle, he is extremely reluctant to go back home to Axel because the castle provides a much better NEET life than his own mansion.

The girls do everything they can to bring Kazuma back home, like even lie and scam Kazuma.

>>160529582
any depiction of Aqua with a vagina is non canon yes. Canon aqua just doesn't have the anatomy that has a vagina included

>>160530892
There are some good Megumin doujins, like the aphrodisiac two parter which Kazuma gives her to where she even gets a womb tattoo that translated to property of Kazuma because of its effects. But yeah, most of her doujins rely on the after effect of using explosion. I've noticed Aqua has gotten an uptick in doujins since season 2 while Darkness has been sorta static and they usw the "ignored" play as a gag.

>>160530892
I actually think Guntool's Megumin doujin is my favorite for Konosuba, but yeah, her other doujins are unfortunately not very good.

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>>160497337
What's not to like about that? He's almost as funny as Sailor Bubba.

>they defeat the demon king
>sky cracks open, angels descend to pick up Aqua
>"guess I really was a goddess afterall"
>everyone stands in awe except Kazuma who looks depressed
>massive flashback of all their adventures to when they first met
>Aqua notices "guess it's a goodbye Hikkineeto"
>walks toward her and stick his tongue in her mouth
>start making out furiously
>megufags eternally BTFO

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>>160531892
>>walks toward her and stick his tongue in her mouth
>>start making out furiously

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If this was a western cartoon Aqua and Kazuma would be a couple, it's just the nip's and pedo's shit taste.

>>160532156
If it was a western show it'd be fart jokes with flashbacks to fart jokes.

>>160531892
the shit storm will be glorious

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>>160532156
If this was a western cartoon:
Aqua would wear pants.
Kazuma wouldn't be as scummy as he usually is.
Darkenss wouldn't be a masochist but instead and hardcore catholic girl.
Megumin would be a mere filler character that never should be paired with Kazuma because pedophilia is bad.

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>>160496500
Because Aqua is the kind of girl where you can act like yourself. Heck you can even fart in front of her and she wouldn't mind. She's the type that casually says "Wanna do it? I'm bored." and jerks you off under the table when you had dinner with your parents.

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>>160533207
Aqua isn't the slut type, though.

>>160533309
That's the thing. It's not because she's a slut. She's doing it because she wants to have the upper hand against you (and probably because she's bored and had nothing to do)

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>>160533179
>Aqua would be worse
>Kazuma would be worse
>Darkness would be better
>Megumin would be meme

>>160532156
Nah, they work great as they are because there are no romantic feelings to bring up the typical nip shyness and awkwardness that comes with it. It's just bros getting shitfaced 24/7 and causing hijinks in their wake.

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Beach sports with Aqua!

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>>160531131
Aqua's vagina is canon, and that's final.

Fixed the image.

>>160533348
She is a proud goddess, I think public sex would be too much for her.

>>160497505
Schrödinger Pantsu

>>160533590
You can have a romantic relationship without the couple constantly spilling spaghetti and being awkward little shits
It'd be pretty refreshing given how the nips normally handle their romance

>>160533920
Yeah you can, but nips don't understand that concept. Especially the author of Konosuba.

>>160533920
>>160534106
What, you guys never read Honeymoon Salad or Ai Ren?

>>160533701
don't see no vagina there

>>160496500
>chemistry
their relationship is the closest to that of actual siblings the genre had in a while

>>160533179
>>160532156
Kazuma would be black.

>>160534411
>there are no niggers in Konosuba
based nips as always

>>160534476
watch it again

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>Goddess

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>>160534632
It's actually just a dog, anon.

>>160534696
>doesn't give a shit if you stay or leave
>demands good treatment
>tries to get on your good side to take advantage
>only ever does whatever it feels like doing
>thinks she's better than you

Anon I think she's a cat

>>160534632

goddess of fluids

>>160520535
>Also, I find it kinda funny how he wants to wait for Iris to grow up because that's exactly what Rance wanted with Kouhime.
Iris gangraped and mindbroken into a dread style ruler when?

>>160534814
>It likes to be praised and rewarded
>Its loyal
>It's dumb
>Can you save your ass
>It's your best friend
A cute doggo

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>>160534969
>>Can you save your ass
fuck I need to sleep

>>160496500
nasty saggy orangutan tits

Heidel best butler

>>160532156
They'd call it Aqua VS the Forces of Evil. So no.

>>160532369
This is why I can't watch tv.

>>160531222
Guntool's Aqua is the best of his trilogy.

>>160507648
>dismissing SAZ
His succubus one is pure cum. Also sweet Yunyun bullying.

Plus Cle Masahiro.

>>160496500
Why is this anime so comfy?

I'm not saying it's GOAT or anything but this is the only anime I've been able to sit down and really laugh at since I graduated highschool. It's been years.

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>>160496500
>aquafags

>>160536198
Don't you have a weekly circlejerk thread to make?

>>160536243
Don't you have shit taste to have

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>>160536259

>>160536243
Ironic that you say that when this thread is the exact same thing.

>>160536363
We don't have the exact same thread every week.

>>160536397
Indeed, if current trends are anything to go by you have them daily.

>be goddess
>some shitstain ruins your life by forcing you to life in fantasy australia
>obviously keep fucking up because you have never done anything like adventuring
>the shitstain keeps yelling at you because of stuff he caused himself

seriously Kazuma is gigantic asshole

>>160536679
You're forgetting the fact that Aqua was a huge asshole in the first place too; it was the whole reason Kazuma chose her in the first place

>>160537345
Ruining someone's shit just because she laughed at your misfortune is bit of an overreaction don't you think?

>>160538019

talk shit, get hit

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>>160538019
Totally, yeah.

>>160496678
They're like the Master of the House in Les Miserable couple

>>160528745
That frog's tongue is ugly as fuck, is it some kind of birth defect?

>>160538019
>just because she laughed at your misfortune
That's quite an understatement, I can think of few humiliations greater than telling you your own family laughed at your death.

>>160540951
don't shoot the messenger

>>160541266
Do shoot the messenger if she laughs in your fucking face about your own death.

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I need more pictures of Megumin in her home clothes/elf costume!

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Well in the last chapter translated of vol 11 , the author heavily implied that aqua only sees kazuma as a brother and also pretty much confirm an gender-bender arc.

I want to have irresponsible impregnating sex with Aqua

>>160496500
Nopan would usually be hot but its fucking disgusting on a slut like Aqua.

>>160536679
>Laugh at his death
>Said to his face that nobody was going to expect anything from him anyway and his new life would amount to nothing

Is the second OVA out yet!?

>>160546347
Ye

>>160546454
Nice, thanks friend.

>>160546715
Np bby

>>160546757
Why are you answering for me you fucking impostor.

>>160496500
Do you want retard kids ?
Also she IS a goddess, she will have to go back eventually and I'm pretty sure heavens aren't such dicks as to keep her down until Kazuma die of old age.
The whole thing was probably allowed only as a lesson to her.

>>160537345
>Gives you another opportunity to live
>Being an asshole

>>160503619
I just read that part of the first novel last night and it says her panties are white. I was actually disappointed.

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Aqua > Vanir

>>160547385
She was being a cunt anon. Even says to him that his new life would amount to nothing no matter what cheat he ended up taking. And to her it was basically a part of the process of reincarnation.

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What's with saggy titts in this anime?

>>160496500
I really don't know what people see in Megumin when Aqua is way better