>make a perfect designed character >put her in the shittiest

You forgot

>Make her the hardest jobber that ever jobbed.

>>160351051
>perfect design
It's just an unmemorable ginger.

>>160351051
Well it's not often that you see that - nearly every single statement you've made is wrong.
> it's a great story
> her personality is really interesting
> she has virtually no interest in Shinji
> she doesn't really get killed off

I wonder if you're one of these "internet trolls" I've heard so much about on the news.

>>160351905
But she is interested in him anon

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Shinji Ikari falls in love with an Asuka Langley Soryu.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the German girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, asking, "Anta baka?" After some investigation, he finds out that the redhead he called is not the same bitch he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Asuka Shikinami Langley, Asuka Langley Soryu's alternate universe counterpart who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TSUNDERE.

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>>160351051
Here changed her hair color and hairstyle but rest assured sir, this is Asuka.

>>160351825
t. toiletlover

>>160351949
Rebuild - yes
NGE - the tiniest bit
Manga - not at all

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>>160351954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

>>160351051
>Usaka
>Perfect

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>>160352420
Less than NGE but not none. She does more yanking his hair and running away like she's an 8 year old boy and that's the continuity where she decided herself to move in with him.

>>160351825
> unmemorable

People literally talk about this bitch 20 years later.

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>>160351051
Yet, somehow, the Rebuild version just doesn't feel right. She's a cunt in NGE, but I still can't actually hate her...

Gotta give props for Yoshiyuki Sadamoto for managing to pull that off.

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>>160353042
What did you mean by this

>>160351051
brainlet

>>160351954
>cross timeline hi-jinks to help get each other laid
That would be an entertaining fourth movie.

>>160351051
>make a perfect designed character
Her design is retroactively shit because of all the shitty twin-tailed-tsundere knockoffs it gave birth to. I realize that's not valid reasoning but fuck.

>>160354356
I wondered about that. Early on in the manga she pinches his butt, and gives him back a dropped pencil wrapped in chewing gum, but it's all so vague and massively outweighed by her obsession with Kaji. She could just be teasing him the same as she'd tease any male near her, for twattery reasons.

And she claims to have moved in for "strategic reasons". Obviously she says all sorts of contradictory things, so you can't tell which ones are the lies, but that line might actually be true - he threatened her position as best pilot.

Your pic was a heartwarming moment, but it could easily be just an honest bit of friendship (at long last).

>>160356832
And she thought he was dating Rei and didn't sweat it. But it's not nothing, there hasn't been an Asuka who thought nothing of Shinji.

>>160356740
Not an argument.

>>160357521
It wasn't supposed to be, Asukuck

>>160351051
So you like asuka's looks but everything else about her is shit?
THEN WHY THE GRAND FUCK DO YOU WHINE FAGGOT?
If you admit she is shit that's the end of the argument, watch something else, lots of tsundere bitches in 2017.

Is it ah-soo-kuh or ahh-ska?

>>160358976
a-shit

>>160358976
latter

evangelion discussion should be banned from the english-language internet

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>>160361393

>>160351051
>Eva's sideplots are more complex than everything airing this season
>Asuka has by far the most character depth and develops the most over the course of the series
>Only boy she interacts with who is near her age is a massive pussy and she's eternally mad kaji won't fuck her
>One of only two people in the entire world still alive at the end

What else did I miss?

>>160361650
american evafags everybody

>>160356832
Asuka obsession with kaji is no different from a teenager girls obcession with justin beiber or whoever is the newest star teen. It's completely unachievable, and most girls grow out of it and even laugh at the memory.

Asuka is desperate to find anyone, amd kaji was probably the only person from nerv who didn't disrespected her. But as she was making friendships in the middle of the series, her situation was improving.

>>160362265
>Comparing Kaji to Justin Bieber
I agree with your point, but at least Asuka has taste, cmon son.

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>>160361393
I love how /m/ will collectively tell you to fuck off if you start an OP with Shinji/waifuposting. Ritsuko threads do alright though

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>>160362265#
>make a Kaji-expy and have him be a seasoned pilot
>turn him into a rapist
What did GAINAX mean by this

>>160362880
Rape is good
Had kaji or shinji raped everyone, the series would have ended better.

>>160362265
>didn't disrespected her
Kaji screened her phone calls, wouldn't look at her and responded sarcastically when she tried to proposition him, and he's the only character to have called her a child to her face. He didn't do much to humor her.

>>160366658
He wasnt wrong though. She was clingy and pursuing an extremely unhealthy relationship with someone twice her age.
He was trying to help her realize she was in the wrong path without being rude or disrespecting her.
Otherwise he would just have called her a fucked up little orphan and told her never to talk to him again. And she would have attempted suicide even sooner.
Meanwhile most of nerv didnt give a flying fuck about her emotions to even warrant this kind of behavior.

>>160367642
He did have scenes where he showed that kind of insight and patience. With Shinji and Misato. He didn't hint special consideration for Asuka, she was the only time he was visibly annoyed.

>>160368780
That's because he was getting tired of her not getting his hints. He never snaps tho, he keeps his stance.

>>160356549
>What are you trying to pull, baka? My version of you doesn't even play cello!
>I mentioned your doll to Soryu and she choked me.

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>>160356740
Like? Very few were actually inspired by her. Somewhat look-a-likes don't count btw.

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>>160371792
>>I mentioned your doll to Soryu and she choked me
My sides, anon.

>Even the romantic keit ai version gets drama thans to MISCOMMUNICATION.
I love it already.

I know
I know i let you down.

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>>160372297
>Asukucks in charge of not being delusional

>>160351825
>unmemorable

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>>160351793
>>160351051
>having waifus from a show literally designed to have the most dislikable female characters possible

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>>160377892
>having waifus from a show literally designed to have the most dislikable female characters possible

Oh come on. Yes they were designed to be less than ideal or perfect people but saying they were meant to be hated is going too far. If the audience was supposed to hate all the female characters, no one would watch the show since they comprise most of the main cast.

>>160376757
>Can't give an example.

>>160351051
>perfect
>asuka
Pick literally one (1).

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>>160378372
Wouldn't spend all that time on them instrospecting, either, if you weren't supposed to understand them. They're attractive and sympathetic characters who go to sick places and make you sympathize with that.

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>>160351825
>unmemorable
>still being discussed 20+ years later

>>160351825
She and Rei are the reason why anime nowadays is full of Tsundere and Dandere characters.
Eva established a criteria of how should be some kind of characters. The archetype in eva characters is quite notorious

>>160351051
>Killed

Did you dumbfucks watch the whole movie or just that part where Asuka was kicking ass and skipping the second part because it was 2deep4u?

>>160381961
>any part of EoE
>2deep4u
The creators even said the religious imagery was bullshit, how dumb can you be?

>>160381961
>Did you dumbfucks watch the whole movie or just that part where Asuka was kicking ass and skipping the second part because it was 2deep4u?
No confirmation of her death, but I can see why people might think she died. Doesn't really matter in the end because of lol lcl.

>>160382134
>there is nothing else to the movie but religious imagery in EoE
nice meme

>>160378372
Except they were, all hetero relationships in Eva was intentionally shown in a negative light. The message of Eva is thus, all girls are shit and its better to go gay.

>>160379083
It's just the same faggot who pretends to like Gunbuster because appearing contrarian is important to them.

>>160368780
He raised Asuka for 5 years. He already had the kind patience. Now he's fed up with her.

Meanwhile, Misato's fed up with Asuka by ep 23.

>>160380789
Reifags, Misatofags, and general Evafags discuss. Asukafags only shitpost and REEEEEEEE

>>160382649
Shinjis and kaworu's relationship was just as flawed as everyone else's. Shinji warming up to kaworu just made the betrayal hurt more.
All relationships are painted in a negative way. And yet you must endure with the hope to ever be happy, otherwise you will never have lived to begin with.

That is, up until EoE. The rebuilds throw everything out of the window for dem fanservice bucks

>>160382841
At least Rebuild Kaworu isn't as much of a stupid shit as Series Kaworu.

>>160382943
Rebuild anyone is more functional than Series anyone
This doesnt make them more interesting.

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>make anime to deconstruct and show the inhumanity behind mecha anime
>make two characters the deconstruction of their kind- the moe girl being a soulless freak, the tsundere being a pubescent girl with deep-rooted family trauma
>otaku still jerk off to both and argue over "best grill!!" and reduce them to their most basic traits anyway
Epic

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>>160382790
>implying Reifags aren't guilty of shitposting too
this war wouldn't be going on for 20+ years if both sides weren't guilty of it

>>160382756
Kaji met Asuka on the sea voyage or shortly before while touring NERV-03 under his official role as inspector from the UN. The implication from dialogue is Misato was with Asuka in Berlin before she transferred to Tokyo-3 about a month before the show.

>>160351051
Wasn't the whole point of her character to show what kind of personality defects would create an IRL tsundere? I've seen stories about people who date actual tsunderes, it's not fun. Besides, she was THE character all tsunderes after her were modeled (minus the satirical layer that made it not cliche and bad), and Rei was the same for kuuderes

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Asuka is getting married to Kaji! Congratulate her!

>>160383884
>Reifags shitpost

>Asukafags derail threads and ruin conversations with their massive butthurt.

Why is it that Reifags, Misatofags, Hikarifags, and Marifags can all get along but Asukafags can't with anyone?

>>160384058
RIP Kaji

>>160351051
>>make her want a brat who's balls will never drop
>she's a girl
...
autism

>>160384178
>she's a girl
I've got news for you anon.

>>160384062
>reifags
>getting along
they single handedly derail every eva thread, they insult other anons, they don't understand the show, they are the scum of the fandom

>>160384287
Go to sleep, fireposter.

>>160384287
Oh really, then why is it that Reifags and Misatofags never fight, but Asukafags fight and lose to both?

>>160384406
I'm neither an Asukafag or a Reifag, but I notice that Asukafags are the biggest shitposters and are a cancer to every Eva thread. Talk about a single flaw of Asuka and they burst into treats.

>>160384406
>Reifags and Misatofags never fight
Because misatofags are too mature to descend to the bitter pinhead autism of the reifag

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>>160384062
I actually like all of those characters and avoid actively shitting on them. I just defensively shitpost for Asuka since I like her a little more, and telling everyone to just be nice is boring (I've tried it). Frankly I find Kaworufags more annoying than Reifags.

>Why is it that Reifags, Misatofags, Hikarifags, and Marifags can all get along.
Mistao,Hikari and Marifags are outliers and insignificant in the big picture, it always been majority Asukafag vs Reifags. There just isn't that many of them, I've never had any issues with them.


>>160384406
When do Misato and Asuka fags ever fight?

>>160384435
Look at 22 and 23. Asuka watches a powerpoint show about how shitty she is and breaks down.

Rei meanwhile has an active conversation with the angel about her flaws and successfully argues her side.

It's just the fans matching how the characters act.

>>160384468
>I just defensively shitpost for Asuka since I like her a little more
I'm sorry you have such shit taste

>>160384471
this, asukafags are pathetic

>>160384471
Notice how Asukafags always get themselves banned, I'm surprised fireposter-kun hasn't driven the mods crazy and decided to perma ban him/her. Makes their work tougher.

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>>160384471
shitty oc I made months ago

>>160384503
She is more interesting to me than Rei so I don't really care.

>>160384552
I wonder how many pictures of toilets they can post before getting perma'd for breaking /a/'s no 3d rule

>>160384577
Why yes, I find Asuka more interesting then Rei as well, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to push her overboard when she slaps me on the boat.

>>160384594
Not only that, they repeatedly break global rule 6. See post here >>160384672

>>160384471
>>160384435
There are asukafags and there are delusional waifufags.

I like asuka as a character because i find her amusing. She is a horrible person that goes through some shit, mostly because of her own terrible decisions.

>>160384672
>All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.

>>160351051
so /a/, do you think she died in EoE?

>>160384687
waaaaah waaaah waaaah cry more!

>>160384730
She gets eaten, so yeah.

>>160384689
Yeah, waifufags on /c/ are fucking cancer. Talk about one flaw of Asuka and get assblasted. I dunno why, Reifags seem more chill in their thread when talking about Rei's flaws, Asukafags not so much.

>>160384705
see
>>160384740

>>160384774
Unique character related phenomenon as seen here
>>160384471

>>160384730
Yeah, pretty obviously. If getting gored by the MPE didnt kill her (which im sure did), she got tanged anyway.

>>160384774
Asukafags lack introspection, they throw hate on Rei because they fear her inner strength and introspection, something they can't understand, so they lash out

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>>160351051
>ginger
>perfectly designed character

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>>160384869
>be new
>never even watched it
>h-h-haa gingers guys
>do i fit in yet

>>160384906
Asukafags get triggered by the lamest of banter

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>>160384869
Its a shame Eva doesn't have a girl with hime cut, it would instantly be best girl. Unfortunate.

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>>160385061
Mayumi sucked.

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>>160385206
This is from the manga, yeah? If so, what was her personality like?

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>>160384774
>I dunno why, Reifags seem more chill in their thread when talking about Rei's flaws
*Unless rebuild Rei is mentioned
As well as they don't have people actively disturbing the thread as often, hell I was even telling people posting generic things like
>hur asuka best girl or rei worst girl
to stop since I don't want people fighting in the threads on /c/.
>Yeah, waifufags on /c/ are fucking cancer. Talk about one flaw of Asuka and get assblasted.

The problem in the most recent thread is that Kaworu posters show up and post things such as
>Shinji better stop stealing Asuka's boyfriend
>Mass production eva's were based on Kaworu so he literally ate Asuka and her mom so they are a couple
>obligatory congratulate Kaji on getting married (you know who you are)
>xd why did mods remove the posts and ban someone for "discussion" posts they must be shippers xdd

The thread is fairly quiet when you take out those posts and the people responding to them. I don't mind people discussing Kaworu and Kaji in itself, but the deliberate agitating is what causes the problems.

Eh, I don't know why I even bother with stuff like this, no one is going to change their opinions, not me nor anyone else here, it's all pointless. People are gonna rile others up no matter what is said.

The people on the eva cuties thread are genuinely great though. I think that is where all the more mild mannered neutral people hang out. Where as you have the more polarized ends of the spectrum in /a/ threads such as this as well as the /c/ threads for Rei and Asuka respectively.

>>160385443
Saturn VN. She's shy, likes books, and jumps to her death.

>>160351905
It's still an enigma to me how the Ikaris pulled so much pussy. Either Anno's self-insert factor, or is the way the narrative tells us they are good looking

>>160385468
Honestly, they would get mad at that if they consider Asuka as some kind of significant other, which goes against what the series was trying to teach.

>>160367642
>And she would have attempted suicide even sooner.
Hmm, when did Asuka attempt suicide? She felt worthless and had no purpose for being, but I don't remember actually trying to kill herself

>>160385468
>The people on the eva cuties thread are genuinely great though. I think that is where all the more mild mannered neutral people hang out. Where as you have the more polarized ends of the spectrum in /a/ threads such as this as well as the /c/ threads for Rei and Asuka respectively.
So, what you saying is, Hikari best girl? I agree. Hikari best girl.

>>160351954
Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

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>>160351954
There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>160385443
I guess she does look a little like That Woman's daughter from the manga. Slightly more than Mari does.

>>160382841
>All relationships are painted in a negative way. And yet you must endure with the hope to ever be happy, otherwise you will never have lived to begin with.
This

>The rebuilds throw everything out of the window for dem fanservice bucks
Not true. I was pleasantly surprised with the "stronger versions" of some characters. Specially with Misato, she didn't try to just order around or manipulate shinji and instead tried to show him that they were all in it together.
3.33 was the one that threw everything out the window for fanservice

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>>160385816
She was living in an abandoned ruins for a week.
The bathtub is suspiciously red for such a recent ruin.
Either by slit wrists or by starving herself, she was trying to die this scene.

>>160351051
I think you're too young to understand Eva anon, try Rebuilds instead

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>>160385468
you're right, rei is shit and is a canon slut who has had entire fists inside her

>>160385816
Bathtub scene, whether she was just planning to starve, or just slit her wrists is conjecture.

>>160385881
Putting aside weird shit like liking Rei or Asuka flaws like some masochist, as an actual person, yes Hikari is best girl. She is just a good person as who she is.

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>>160382841
But with Shinji and Kaworu it was love, rather than lust. With Asuka and Shinji it was only sexual but shown venomous, Misato was a shotacon obv and Rei/Shinji was incestuous which Japanese are fascinated with.

>>160386142
In all the 3 relationships there was more than sex. Not much, but there was. All the 3 girls were "persons of interest" for shinji, meaningful people, worthy of build a lasting relationship, romantic or not.

Trying to define what is love is ludicrous. Hell, i would say that the 2 day long "love at first sight that overlooked massive secrets" was the furthest thing from real "love" in the entire series.

>>160384868
I'm not an asuka fag, but I didn't get Rei at all either. What is the purpose of her character outside of the MUH INSTRUMENTALITY plot?

>>160386442
What is the purpose of any character other than their "role"?
She even had her own character arc and all, about understanding her weird origin and learning to be independent from gendo an choosing her own path.
I just dont find it that interesting, but its there

>>160386404
I'll agree with Misato and Rei, but Asuka? I don't think so. She never showed she cared for Shinji, and she had a very narcissitic and sadist reaction to his "death".

At the core of every relationship, whether it be friendship bonds or romantic bonds, there is a form of caring and respect for one another. Asuka didn't really care of other people thinking of her as a woman first rather than a person, her first decision with other males was to use her body.

>>160386663
She had less affection than the other two and more sexual tension alright, but there were moments here and there.
She was waiting hidden in while shinji was in the hospital once, waiting for him to wake up. She seemed to have genuine relationship with him in the dance episode.
She just so happens to be really mentally fucked up. Im not saying that her reaction to his 'death' is forgivable or justifiable, just that she is a mixbag of crazy.

>>160385987
I thought the bathtub was red because she was on her period. Which coincidentally was the time she felt the absolute shittiest about everything

>>160386911
I personally think that Asuka was more jealous of Rei's friendship with Shinji, and Asuka had no idea how to communicate with people like that. That's why she showed up, but then again she is too polarizing of a character to mark down.

>>160386663
>She never showed she cared for Shinji, and she had a very narcissitic and sadist reaction to his "death".
That was on the outside. On the inside, it was more of a "why do people care so much about shinji and so little about me". Making it Shinji's fault is trying to dismiss the matter, or "make people care less"

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>>160387015
So you think that Asuka's intention was to prevent blame on her and making her feel guilty she caused his death?

>>160351905
>she has virtually no interest in Shinji
Did you even watch the anime?

>>160387055
Miyamura said she didn't, we cannot question it.

>>160351051
>assuka
>perfect

>>160387053
No. Kinda how when Shinji was praised for his syncro ratio, she was jealous of it. So she tried to downplay his accomplishment by saying "he is still x points behind me".

This is similar but on the opposite end. She is trying to downplay the tragedy by saying it was Shinji's own fault

>>160387190
So that basically means she never cared about, and was happy he was dead. People who love each other do not do this.

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>>160386911
Outside the plug, too. She got there just slower than Misato when it opened and it was too embarrassing with her sobbing on him. Then she tried to check on him in the hospital before he woke up but Rei was already there with a book to sit with him the whole time. Asuka is precious.

>>160387086
My dog said she does, and its a fucking talking dog, you really shouldnt question him

>>160387227
No baka, it just means that her issues reacted before her feelings for him

>>160385925
Funniest pasta in response to keit pasta I've ever seen.

>>160387429
The fact that she worries more about people focusing and praising her, rather than the well being of her friend, makes her have the narcissism that usually anti-heroes usually have.

>>160387929
She is not a normal, healthy person, we got it already.
But she isnt fully rotten either.

Quick, which version of asuka is the best of all fiction?

>>160351051
Worst girl

>>160388483
Hibike! Euphonium

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>>160388483
NGE, rebuilds is a shit.
I have heard that she's not that much of a cunt in shinji ikari raising project but I haven't gotten around to read it

>>160352044
fateshitters have no place on this board or anywhere else