Boruto

>>160347036
Are they really married? Did they even have a wedding or did Sakura just assume the whole relationship on her own?

>>160347059
Ye

>>160347073
may be the ninja world is not accepting of LGBT. so sakura is helping sasuke hide his homoness?

>>160347059
The way the manga and anime imply it, they're not married by law but are still technically husband and wife

>>160347104
You need to have sex with a female anon to form a child.

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>orange ninja jesus keeps getting happiness because of plot jutsu
>sasuke and sakura not getting a tiny piece of bliss in their life

>>160347148
ronaldo makes baby in labs

>>160347146
Why not? Is Sauske so ashamed of Sakura?

>>160347169
Do you realize he is a war criminal right? Its not like he can settle down in Konoha normally and have a chill walk around the village. I'm more surprised Sakura stayed with the Uchiha rather than the Haruno.

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>>160347059
Yeah, they are. Though their wedding ceremony only lasted in 2 and a half minutes before Sasuke fucks off again.

>>160347213
the newest episode shows he still cares for her, but he considers his "mission" more important

>>160347213
Well if you have a wife like Sakura, you'd be ashamed as well.

>>160347223
She looks nothing like kishis adult sakura in gaiden.

>>160347287
Takes place before the gaiden.

>>160347221
its the humility of sasuke that he is bearing this.
he can singlehandedly carve a small nation in the fucking middle of ninja world map.

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>>160347036
>married life
he left her almost a decade ago and hasn't spoken to her since

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>>160347036
Sasuke should have been a grill. Kishi even made a modern verse doujin of her and Naruto.

>>160347036

I bet it's like Vegeta&Bulma relationship. Not married at all with a child only the mother cares about.

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>>160347497
That Mario oneshot is proof that Kishi can write female characters when he wants to.

>>160347223
I wanted just one tiny flashback about that, but it just fades to black, fuck this.

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Why can't they just fix his autism?

>>160347560
Vegeta cares about Trunsk, what the fuck are you talking about? Sasuke is more like Goku, who becomes Piccolo to Naruto's Gohan.

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>>160347586
It's also probably the duration of Sasuke and Sakura's sex, if they ever had sex at all. At this point, Sasuke pumping his semen in a container and telling Sakura to use them before it dies isn't far-fetched.

>>160347560
Vegeta is father and husband of the year next to Sauce and his 12 years long quest for a pack of cigarettes.

>married life
They had sex for 2,5 minutes which resulted in Sarada.
That's their "married life".

>>160347580
is this a new thing of Mario or just the original he made from 17 years ago?

>>160347148

lots of gay men have married women and had children

>Sarada is embarrassed about being a ninja
Subtle set up for the arc

>>160347627
Well, she goes on frequent "good will missions" to the cloud villiage and once stayed there for nearly a year before returning with larger breasts and a case of depression.

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>>160347658
The one that came out in 2012 or something but I think you are right in that he wrote it much earlier but only got the opportunity to publish it at that time.

>>160347710
Sasuke has missions in other dimensions but keep reaching, cuckurafag. Chance is bigger she let a cloud ninja fuck her than Sasuke ever willingly touched her.

>>160347745
Keke she looks like a female Sasuke.
Is this how timeskip Sarada will look like?

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>>160347745
>i love you
>you look a bit like my mother
HMMMMMMMMMMM

>>160347036
So this begs the question how often has Sakura actually seen Sasuke since Chapter 699?

He is in The Last for like a second, then I think he returns to Konoha for a bit in the novels, then this 2.5 minute date. I assume at some point in there they fucked (?). The longest he's been in the village it looks like was in the Boruto movie but he was mainly with Naruto, Bort or Sarada the whole time.

What is this marriage?

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>>160347774
Sasuke is going to make a child with Kaguya.

Why would sakura even love sasuke after all that he has done??

Jeez any girl would already have fallen for naruto. Dude went above and beyond for her

>>160347213
He's always "busy" on his mission to find leftover Otsutsuki shit.

Thing is Kishimoto invented a magic eye that lets him portal his way home anytime he would need to so it doesn't really make a lot of sense.

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>>160347777
It's uncanny how much she looks like female Sasuke in some panels. If Salad can grow to be half as beautiful, it woudl be nice.

>>160347777
No, because Boruto isn't drawn by Kishi. So she's going to be ugly like everyone else in the manga.

>>160347856
Looks like generic Kishi female, where do you guys see Sasuke resemblance aside from black hair?

>>160347990
Not him but I see it. It's not just her though. It's more obvious when you compare the two to the Naruto/Sasuke dynamic. You got a "normal" guy with light spiky hair and an aloof overpowered dark haired woman he's fascinated with. Doesn't that sound familiar to you?

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>>160347990
She looks like Sasuke with a bit of Hinata. Sakura, Ino, etc. None of them look like that. Also it's not just the physical appearance, her personality and behaviour is similar to Sasuke, especially since he was redeemed.

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>>160347856
>kishi will never write/draw an AU story where Sauce is a grill and she and Naruto make the ultimate life form babby

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>>160348052
>You got a "normal" guy with light spiky hair and an aloof overpowered dark haired woman he's fascinated with.
This. And said overpowered dark haired woman is pushing him away.

>>160348183
Shit, Kishi actually can draw cute females. I should read this.

>>160348160
hideous

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>>160347497
>>160347580

>>160347467
HOLY SHIT

they may have tied in the tourney but Ino beat Cuckuya in breast and in spouses at least Sai actually is a present father and not a run away

I always knew Ino was better

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>>160348258
fuck you buddy, femsauce is the GOAT naruto girl

>>160348361
Maybe, but not the ones you're posting, they're trash.

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I like the art but the plot is just another kids cartoon level.
>shes a 20y old girls whos a super assassin and walks around town with a needlessly clunky and large deagle when her arms dont seem to have enough muscle to be able to withstand the recoil

>>160348361
make naruto the titcow. sasuke is based as male

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>>160348258

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>>160348390
it's because they're western artists isn't it?
>>160348417
sasuke is too emotional to be a cool male character

>>160348432
First time I've wanted to lewd Sasuke.

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>>160348417
Nah, Sauce makes a much better female.

>>160348451
>sasuke is too emotional to be a cool male character
and wat about "dattebayo" spouting autist?

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>>160348451
No I don't give a fuck about that, they just look bad is all.

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>>160348618

>>160348645
>>160348618
I want to marry this Sasuke.

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>>160348645

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>>160348554
Naruto's perfect as a male protag, happy-go-lucky, loves everyone, etc
Sasuke on the other hand feels like nobody can love him, is better than everyone, and in the end feels like Naruto is his one connection to the world
definitely sounds like every crazy girl I've ever dated
>>160348618
yeah that's def a cuter femsauce

>>160347036
fuck off narutards

nah

>>160348160
>she and Naruto make the ultimate life form babby
>Femsauce fighting the Ayytotsuki clan in another dimension while
pregnant.
I did not know I wanted this art.

>>160348699
>wake up in the east coast
>boot up the pc
>go on /a/
>search "bor"
>click on the thread
>write "fuck off narutards"
>take meds
>go to the psychiatrist
>get your welfare
>get mcdonalds
>fap to cp
>go to sleep
>repeat

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>>160348766
sounds better than my life 2bh

Bort is just more of the same as Naruto but the messed-up family situations are fucking hilarious from a tragicomical perspective

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>>160347223
Why does she have such a frog face?
What does it mean?

Better than being forever alone Kakashi, he killed his first waifu and the other is trapped in an ice fortress.

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>>160348554
Naruto was always alpha as fuck, defending his bitch from other men like in pic related.

>>160348672
Why can't people post her more than the male sasuke.

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bort fighting like a green lantern when

>>160348417
But then Naruko will just be like Sakura who keep chasing after her abusive boyfriend even when he already tried to kill her several time.

>>160348160
This would, of course mean either Sakura or Hinata was gender flipped as well.

>>160348451
Naruto and Sasuke are both overly emotional. Sasuke is more of an edgelord while Naruto is a bleeding heart that cries for everyone he meets.

>>160348955
I'd be alright with gay Hinata pining over Naruto and/or dickhead maleSakura trying to steal away femSasuke

>>160347221
he totally could

i think it was during the last period that they mentioned he was one of the guys with a preteen fan club like naruto and kakashi. and even now, in pop culture among kids more concerned with video games and shit than ninja history, who don't even know one iota of what kind of fighting style their current hokage is famous for, sasuke's still regarded as his one equal. if sasuke wanted to settle down, i don't think anyone who mattered would stop him

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>>160348907
>be a fujo in the late 2000s
>be a narutard
>read this
This shit wrote itself, I didn't even need to put on the goggles.

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Who will Goth loli make a kid with?

>>160348990
>>160348907
Naruto is emotional but in a manly way.

>>160349009
So you're still a fujo?

>>160348990
what >>160349028 said
Naruto's emotions are like that of a father or brother
Sasuke's are like that of a depressed woman's

>>160349047
Of course.

>>160349014
meee of course.

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>>160349060
>Naruto's emotions are like that of a lover

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>>160348955
Pink haired male would make him a joke.

>>160349077
Are the stereotypes about fujos true then?

>>160349111
Pink is just a watered down red.
Natsu has pink hair.

>>160349111
Not that I said Sakura OR Hinata.

>>160349105
that would be fucking perfect to tell a woman who is drowning in darkness
Naruto would turn female Sasuke into a fucking running faucet with that kind of sappy talk

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>>160348473
I'm here to please.

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>>160349028
>manly
He acts like a teenage girl sometimes.

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>>160347856
>what could have been

>>160349208
reminds me of a gag in Nichibros with that edgy literary chick

>>160349213
I'll help her with keeping the Uchiha alive in glory.

>>160349215
Men pine too unless they are complete autists, you know. The cheesiest and most romantic poems in the world were written by men.

Sarada: Hey mom, how long you and daddy were together?

Sakura: Two and a half minutes.

Sarada:.......

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>>160349130
You mean, am I fat, ugly, single, and frustrated with my life?
I can't tell you, that would be blogging. Only two among these are true for me though.

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>It was easy
Run away Boruto

Run far far away

>>160349275
I don't understand why people are freaked out by that line.

>>160349148
It's a darker pink tho

>>160349228
exactly, when you think about it Sasuke is the perfect edgy first girlfriend
Naruto is the perfect boyscout first boyfriend

they belong together

>>160348907
>>160349215
I absolutely hate anything fujoshit related but I would take Sasuke/Naruto over the trainwreck that is Sakura/Sasuke anyday. At least these two being together actually make sense.

>>160349254
That is true, sorry anon-chan. I'm just curious on fujos to see if the hate is deserving. More if they are delusional with ships, insanely obsessed with bl and cute. Thank you anyway for replying, enjoy your day/night.
>>160349296
Definitely more pink than red.

>>160347856
>>160349227
I hate these constipated faces Kishi's characters make when they smile. Sometimes it's justified because they smile from embarassment but late Naruto often had panels where a character's smile should have been genuine and just came out robotic. They don't look genuine at all.

>>160349215
big stoic manly men aren't like that because they literally feel nothing inside and are 100% the platonic ideal of masculinity even in their own headspace

when in private you're gonna mope around a little

Why is BoruSaraSumiMitsu the best OT4 in this show?

Aside from the fact it makes at least two different Keikakus collide and explode of course?

>>160349351
They are better than Ikemotos ugly faces though, gotta give credit to Kishi for that.

>>160347606
What would be left of his character afterwards though?

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>>160349300
He would fuck the darkness out of her.

>>160349105
>sasuke obtains control over every average element
>naruto gets lava and shit
>metaphor muddled
also i like how by his rambling, sakura's elements would just snuff sasuke out entirely

>>160349213
thats just a generic qt drawing.
no resemblance with sasuke

>>160349422
Think this is the time where NaruSasu would be canon.

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>>160349422
or she could fuck the darkness into him
either way it'd be better than what we got

>>160349436
And with SakuHina we would get a Hyuuga with Perfect Chakra Control!

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>>160349468
Those faces in the background.

>>160349365
you gotta choose anon, you can't cop out like that

>>160349422
he's just jealous bort poses way better than he ever did

>>160349505
Who's the male?

>>160349508
perfect example of a normie family seeing a member go chuuni

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What could have been.

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>>160349287
Because as we see, it wasn't easy, but Sarada doesn't even complain about it. She's always sparing her womanchild mother's feelings, when it should be the other way around

It's an admirable trait but it's showcasing that the 10 year old daughter is far more mature then then mother, probably the father.

>>160349549

Needs the blood to be heart shaped.

>>160349538
>>160349508
whoops

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>>160349549
Where are you anons finding these? I need to find more femSasuke.
>>160349547
Even the youngest does it.

>>160349508
anon's family.jpg

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>bort and his two dads

>>160349319
Fujos are hated on /a/ because :
They're girls in a safe place for virgins and NEETs.
They like to put a homosexual spin on friendship between men and talk about it.
They're perceived as Troyans or sort, undercover intruders from 4chan's nemesis : Tumblr.
They objectify men and fap to relationships between men.

That admittedly makes a lot of reasons.

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>>160349508
nothin personnel mom

>>160349618
>They objectify men and fap to relationships between men.
Implying there is anything wrong with this.

>>160349618
But don't us fellow anons do the same with our ships? Minus the yaoi its yuri? Remember the Hibike threads and several other threads have had it. We also fap about relationships.

>>160349655
There's nothing wrong with this, but of course not everybody will agree or feel comfortable with that.

>>160349111
Shima from Blue Exorcist looks fine.

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>>160349634

>>160349508
>kids these days, imitating the tv shows and the video games instead of just being weird as fuck of their own volition

>>160349664
Oh anon, if only everyone here were like you.
The key difference is we're girls, so if we fap or discuss porn we're disgusting sluts who should kill themselves.

>>160347560
Actually vegeta and bulma are married in dragon ball super and in buu saga

>>160349736
The anons who shout slut because a girl has 1 partner ever in threads are the kind I hate the most desu. I feel you fujo, they aren't good either.

>>160349578
yeah but Himawari is a perfect cutie cinnamon bun who can do no wrong so it looks great on her
Bort just looks like a loser like me in high school

I don't understand this.

Sasooooke can actually teleport home easily because of his eye.

He has no fucking excuse to actually not be there.

Even just coming home once per 2 weeks is ok. But a very long time? Fuck that. Shitty writing.

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>>160349818
he just really, really doesn't want to be there ever even if he says he does and thinks he does. like unironically

>>160349843
To be fair she is right though about it being good that Sarada can look after herself and manage the house. She's doing well in that regard for her age.

>>160349843
Holy kek, will cuckurafags ever not be complete retards?

>>160349785
You're almost too nice and pure hearted to be on this website anon. Have a good day.

>>160349843
>bort please deliver this food to your dad while you're out being a kindergartener with no responsibilities
god what a shitty parent

>>160349867
You act like Sarada is a good girl because of her mother and not in spite of her

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Two and a half minutes in heaven

>>160349693

Where are her tits?

>>160349895
Thank you anon-chan, don't feel bad for being a fujo now desu. Knowing there are anons or an anon who hates other anons just as much at times. You to have a good day.

>>160349943
Would be even quicker if it was with the female Sasuke. Wonder if a female Itachi would be as good looking.
>>160349909
I won't deny she has horrible parents but apart from that she's very responsible in that aspect with cooking and looking after herself.

>>160349558
Yeah but this is a reason to hate Sakura, not a reason to fear Sarada.

>>160349843
Why the fuck Cuckura fags ALWAYS try to find a reason to bash Hinata? Even if she has nothing to do with the subject?

>>160348315
This. Sakura may think she "won" since she's the one that got Sasuke, but Sai is objectively a better husband and father than Sasuke in every way.
Serves Sakura right for being such a horrible friend that she turned her back on Ino, a girl who was extremely nice and protective of her, just because in elementary school they had the same crush on this edgelord.

>>160350067
>>160350060
>>160350055
For a character you guys hate you're very knowledgeable and passionate about her, almost like you guys actually deep down care for her.

>>160347467
The fact that Sasuke can't even be bothered to send letters to his wife even though we know for a fact that he could is what makes the "I'm busy doing importan stuff" excuse a load of bullshit.
Do the writers WANT us to hate Sasuke and this relationship?

>>160347990

I actually always saw her as a mix of Hinata and 63 Sasuke.

CAN WE ALL JUST STOP SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER FOR FUCKS SAKE!

>>160350186
Its either this or waifu wars.

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>>160350186
STOP FIGHTING YOU FUCKING DOLTS

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>>160350186
someday

>>160350103
I think it's supposed to be a case of "real life is hard" "it's not so easy being a father when you have responsibilities" but really all I get from this is "don't be like Sakura girls, be picky about who you love and who you wed, and don't be loyal to a jerk who tried to kill you and deserted your home even if he's good looking or that's how pathetic a woman you're gonna end up as".

>>160347246
What is his "mission" anyway? What the fuck has he been doing all these years that's so fucking important he not only can't visit every so often, he can't even send messages?

>>160350290
he needs to go into the kaguya world and find the magic scrolls he will fail to deliver in time to alert the village to incoming threats

>>160350290
To find Kaguya and breed a Uchiha with Otsutsuki.

>>160350265
>"it's not so easy being a father when you have responsibilities"
But it doesn't work. Even the busiest of fathers who is away on business trips would send letters to his family or make phone calls and ask for pictures and whatnot.

>>160350290
his mission is essentially a never-ending bullshit mission of eradicating evil from the world
he's like James Bond but if Bond was scummy enough to have a wife and kids and leave them behind for adventure and sex

>>160350290
did you even watch ep 15? Sasuke was in a dimension tracking a lead on why Kaguya needed the army she was amassing.

>>160349843

Fucking salt lake.

>>160350321
>Even the busiest of fathers who is away on business trips would send letters to his family or make phone calls and ask for pictures and whatnot.

This. Fucking this.

Sabitchsuke just doesn't care at all. He just plunged 2 minutes to heaven with Sabitchkura and left. That's it.

BUT THEN HE HAS THE FUCKING TIME TO TEACH BORUTO.

WHAT THE FUCK.

>>160350055
toppest kek, Sakura and SS must be the most shitted on 'pairing' by the creator himself in manga history but keep crying about muh haters. Anyone with a functioning brain can see it for the pile of feces it is.

>>160350321
Indeed it doesn't work, but that's still what I think Kishimoto was going for. He did give Sasuke the excuse of investigating in another dimension in a flashback when the point of how shitty a father he is was made. It's just that this excuse crumbles as soon as you know he takes the time to meet Naruto and basically isn't doing anything he can't put on hold for a few days.

>>160350328
So he's been tracking said lead for 12 years? Why does it have to be him anyway? Why doesn't he have help?

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>>160350420
Nobody else can get to the dimensions without the Rinnegan.

>>160350112
You have to go back.

>>160350420
He's just that dedicated enough.

>>160350328
That still makes no sense. Dude 'investigated' for over a decade and found nothing and actually the moment he came back, the threat finally appeared. I know it's shitty writing but apart from thinking Sasuke is actively avoiding his family, nothing else makes sense.

>>160350420
Because he's a fucking loner. He can bring other people with him in other dimensions if he wishes to but just like Naruto he thinks he doesn't need any help and is more efficient on his own.

>>160350290
He's travelling from village to village banging ninja chicks from all over the continent to repopulate the Uchiha

>>160350447
*besides the people he can let into the portals, including anything from small boys to shadow clones

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>>160350112
>titcow
Sounds even better when I think about it.

I want more Goth loli!

>>160350462
Yeah, in the end, did he actually ACHIEVE anything with his investigation? What results does he have to show after 12 years of neglect?

>>160350112
I wonder what it's like to be that deluded about one's ship. SSfags are sad creatures. They never got the 'papa 'suke' future they dreamt for years after being shitted on by Kishi and so in the end they are bitter and tired of living in lalaland and take it on other characters and ships. You wish Sakura had Hinata's life.

>>160350477
I mean he's not wrong nobody else is at his caliber.

>>160350513
i feel like bort exists in an era where there are least five bad light novel harem plots happening in his periphery and he is constantly dangerously close into stumbling into one

>>160350518
he dropped in for two seconds and let nardo know someone stronger than kaguya was coming, then they got blindsided anyway at the exam

presumably now they will be caught unaware by the incoming alien invasion but sasuke's dedicated something-or-whatever will let them dodge a full extinction event. or they'll be completely suckerpunched again and everything will be for nothing

>>160350486
>being banged by ninja men
ftfy

>>160350536
nobody else is strong enough to walk randomly through dimensions usually completely devoid of threats

>>160350609
He can't tell if they are clear of threats though and you can't be serious to say the rest of them are on his level.

Sasuke has been living as a stripper for a decade while on his 'mission' in dimension 69.

>>160350662
That's Sakura.

>>160350630
>it's been literally ten years and i've seen not one living creature let alone a genin-tier threat, but just to be safe i better keep looking on my own
if random kinshiki-encounters were the flavor of the day and not just a once-a-decade freak accidents

well fuck i dunno, it's some top secret shit but they could have cleared more ground with some trusted anbu or something, after like five years of running into nothing you kind of get the sense maybe it's safe? not like those guys are gonna be killed by all the literally nothing populating the dimensions, and even if they did die that's not unexpected for their job

>>160350630
>>160350536
It's not a matter of being on his level, it's a matter of briging someone or a team who could compensate or stuff he lacks or is bad at. Even a lion needs a rat.
It's amazing how much this series shits on teamwork even though it used to be a central theme.

>>160350727
Anbu got disclosed if I remember correctly? Sasuke would be able to probably learn more if kept encountering Kinshiki. Least be able to study him more with the Rinnegan and may learn about the dimensions he finds him.

>>160350799
i feel like it's being used to good effect though.
>i'm just gonna do it all myself!!
has had ruinous effects on naruto and sasuke's families. in the video game they went into detail about the written exam bort had to take, and one of the questions on it was "what's most important for a ninja?" the answer was "teamwork" and it seemed kind of hilariously hypocritical of naruto, which i think was the point in that context

I feel bad for both Sumire and Sarada to get compared to Hinata and Sakura and their shitty fanbase.

>>160350847
You're right, it's great, the problem is actually me here, because I don't trust Kishimoto did it intentionally.
At the very least I won't until Boruto or someone else calls Naruto and/or Sasuke out for being hypocrite solo players.

>>160350929
Nobody probably will to be honest. They are the strongest duo in the entire world currently? Also with Naruto being Hokage.

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I like Chocho.

You know I think it's pretty cool that the Hyuuga can do long-range communication networks better than anyone else with their Facebyak.

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>>160350965
Me too.
I even warmed up to that terrible red hair black skin combo. Still hope they'll her mane black or blonde some day though.

>>160350996
What do you mean?

>>160351023
It was a pun on Facebook.

Given the range of the Byakugan, it would definitely make long distance conversations easier.

>>160350965
i'm hungry

>>160351079
Thought I missed a detail.

>>160351095
No you just missed a pun.

I still think it's fucking retarded that the writers used fucking paperwork as the excuse for why Naruto is in the office all day when him of all people should have the least problems dealing with it.

>>160347036
>sad married life
there is no married life. They banged out a quickie once after the war and that was it.

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So Boruto trended on JP twitter for the fourth time yesterday... and Sarada trended on JP twitter AND ESL twitter

Goddamn Uchiha spotlight stealing

>>160351156
I'm half convinced that Sakura just raped Sasuke in his sleep.

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>>160351213
sharingan is still a threat

>>160351249
Highly doubt she could restrain him.

>>160348432
Alright, so every year at our anime con some really cute girl dresses up in this outfit, no bra, and the outfit is really well done.

Problem is I think she is like 16. So, is it rude to look, or illegal to look? There's just no winning.

>>160351280
No its not. These type of posts are just as annoying as the sakura posts.

>>160351299
>Highly doubt she could restrain him.
She could physically. Just get him in a dark room with no objects so he can't teleport out and you're gold for some high quality hate fucking.

>>160351142
Not to mention that it's stupid as fuck to drown the highest guy in the hierarchy, who was chosen because he was the strongest, under paperwork. How does being the strongest ninja makes you qualified to handle paperwork? Bureaucrats exist for a reason. Is Konoha in debt or something? Can't they afford to hire civil servants? I almost decapitated myself facepalming when I saw that scene in which Naruto was ordering headbands for the village. What the fuck
Also it makes Shikamaru, who dedicated his life to support Naruto in this field, look like a useless guy and a complete asshole.

>>160351310
no and no

>ywn have a yandere uchiha girlfriend

>>160351310
>Is it rude to look
Yes but people do it regardless
>Is it illegal to look
No but it is frowned upon unless you psychically touch her then its illegal.

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>>160351213
Studio Pierrot seems to love her, which is funny since they simultaneously seem to hate Sakura

>>160351360
But anon, that's the most common opinion pretty much everywhere. Even here.

>>160351344
Anon you could have just written "Uchiha girlfriend"

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>>160351344

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>>160351344
I'd let her use my body to revive her clan. It may mean endless fun times but I'll hang in there.
>>160351360
Oh well I love her still even if SP did or didn't.

>>160351392
>>160351344
That's fine, I don't want one.

>People still believe in this "madness" even though Naruto & Sasuke ended the cycle of hatred.

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>>160351360
she's that SasuNaru dream come true, of course patricians like SP are pushing her

Lets be honest Sasuke's true family is Naruto and Boruto. He doesn't give a shit about Sakura and Salad.

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When will they just permanently kill Sakura off? Just end it already.

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stop bullying my boi

>>160351493
He bullyes himself very well on his own.

>>160351434
i'm getting the feeling that he's actually disappointed w/ salad

>>160351493
Sasuke would be better off as a girl.

Also I'm thinking Salad will have a Borot Susanoo (Borot was a mecha from the 70's so it's fits...also she's not worthy of Mazinger)

>>160351538
He'll be proud of her when she kills him the nutty fuck

>>160351483
sakura is forever

>>160351538
he smiled the one time salad screeched and punched the ground real hard like mom. i'm sure that's intended to be a sign he's proud of her even if i personally read it as "fuck so that's the side of the family she's taking after"

>>160351538
Maybe if he trained her he'd be happy.

>>160351538
To be disapointed you have to care first.

>>160351493
deadbeat dads deserve to be bullied

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>>160351569
You're not a true Uchiha until you've murdered a direct blood relative

>>160351538
The way Sasuke treats Boruto makes me think he wanted a son.

>>160351673
i don't think he would have been satisfied unless the son inexplicably reminded him of naruto or itachi

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>>160351523
>>160351545
>>160351639
he is wandering alone to protect the ninja world. away from his family, friends. doing all this selflessly.

Dont bully the Dark Knight of ninja world.

>>160351673
He also wants a dick up his ass

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>>160351538
He seems like he cares for her though.

>>160351434
B-but Gaiden's ending!!

but yeah, it's obvious that he will prioritize Naruto over his own """family""". He literally only came back in the village after 12 yrs because Naruto needed his help

>>160351673
More like he treats him like his actual son because it's Naruto's child.

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>>160351708
not even actual batman is immune from ridicule

>>160351673
This. He reminds me of my own dad.
>oh shit my wife and my daughters are talking I better shut up
>oh shit the women are together i better fuck off
Except Sasuke didn't just do it for a few minutes, he did it permanently.

>>160347213
Maybe he lost various rights including marriage when he became a rogue ninja.

>>160351762
even naruto will prioritize his family or even his job over sasuke

he was like two seconds from leaving his post and doing the full deadbeat dad thing during that meeting when sasuke was about to leave

>>160351538

He accidentally the semen and his arm is gone.

He misses lefty.

>>160351762
Well Boruto does look like Sasuke and Naruto's lovechild. He's a blond talented kid who wears black clothes. Even his haitstyle is more similar to Sasuke's than Naruto's.

>>160351823
Is it possible to have 2 biological fathers? 2 mothers are possible via surrogate pregnancy

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JUST

Why didn't Nagato just use the Rinnegan to make his legs robotic

>>160351953
that's like asking why he didn't just succ someone to revitalize himself like his edo did or why naruto's regenerative powers can do up a quarter of his torso but not a forearm

kishi thought tachikoma and bandage arm were cool i guess, and the nagato reveal would have lost impact if he weren't max cripple

>>160351708
but the real dark knight is a good dad. just look at how dick, Jason, Tim , Damian and Duke have turned out

>>160349618
Good observation. Now back to tumblr.

>>160352177
two of those guys are remorseless killers, which is admittedly a quality sasuke would probably like in his child

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>>160351917
Of course it is.

>>160352247
fair enough thats true. Especially Damian he's got the edge that an uchiha would like

>>160352277
take jojo shit out

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>>160352203

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>>160352397
it's fine

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Can we bring AU Hinata into this realm? Might even spice up NaruHina ship and he can have double the fun with them.

>>160352529
don't NTR poor menma

>>160352560
He can share with me then. I'll accept her even after being lewded before.

how is sarada going to get the eternal mangekyo sharingan? besides sauce, there are no other uchiha left to get eyes from (maybe those clones from the sarada story) and he's down one since the rinne-sharingan replaced his other one and probably doesn't transplant like the rinnegan

>>160352626
Sasuke can just give her his eyes.

>>160352529
What episode is this?

>>160352633
>Sasuke can just give her his eyes.
Didn't the other anon just say that this wasn't going to work?

>>160352626
she finds obito's eye cave or sasuke has his old set of eyes somewhere

>>160352827
Sasuke had plenty of time to impregnate lots of girls during the 12 years.
Maybe salad doesnt get hyper power levels in the first place.

>>160352827
>probably doesn't transplant
>beside sauce
Nah he just baselessly denied the possibility it could happen.

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>>160352823
Its from the ninja movie with Obito.

>>160352866
but sarada has to keep up with Sumire in power levels or the waifu wars will be onesided

>>160352846
Probably stuck them into a storage seal somewhere

>>160351007
>Still hope they'll her mane black or blonde some day though.
Ikemoto colors her with blond hair for some reason.

>>160352823
the road to ninja movie

>>160352890
>ninja movie with obito
Sounds like a trainwreck of epic proportions.

>>160352904
probably

>>160352921
Thank you anon

>>160352873
the rinne-sharingan was a gift from hagoromo. It's probably a one and done deal. The uchiha are extinct

>>160352925
it's an alright movie, just shits on its central premise by being naruto family funtimes instead of focusing on the AU konoha eleven

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>>160352925
Actually was enjoyable because it provided a different scenarios with everyone different. Neji looked at Hinata an co nude with his byakugan while they are in the bath, Lee is a cross dresser in TenTen's clothes.

>>160352947
there is literally no reason that eye couldn't be popped out of his socket and put into someone else. that's even what he suggests to naruto after the final battle

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>>160347036
>sad married life
Sakura looks weirdly happy about it though.

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>>160352925
Coolest guy made the best movie with Naruto Black

>>160352979
This plus they can get eternal MS what's OP itself.

>>160352973
>Neji looked at Hinata an co nude with his byakugan while they are in the bath, Lee is a cross dresser in TenTen's clothes.
You convinced me anon, picked the fuck up

Did Sasuke actually fuck Sakura or did he just jack off into a tissue and she stuffed it inside her?

>>160352980
She's merely pretending, she's obviously dead inside.

>>160353017
Enjoy it anon, its very enjoyable for movie standards.

Are they pandering to the african american audience with this?

>>160352980
Karin looks excellent normal but after this I think I'd still get with her with a baby bump.

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>>160352989

>>160353106
I want that Hinata to bully and lust after me at the same time.

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>>160352989
>possessed by the main villain
strangely accurate

>>160351673
Soon

>>160348315
Breast? Yeah. Spouses? No. Sasuke might not care for her, but she still fucked him. Something even Naruto couldn't achieve. Two and a half minutes with Sasuke are worth dying for. I only wish I could get those two and a half minutes.

>>160353046
They fucked for 2 and a half minutes while Sasuke was screaming Naruto's name.

Sakura actually knows how long her "date" is with Sasuke. It's actually sad if you think about it

>>160353335
Don't know if I should be ashamed or if I've been brainwashed by fujos but I can imagine this now.

>>160353294
>Two and a half minutes with Sasuke are worth dying for.

t. sakura

>>160353463
If I could get with a character from Naruto for only that time but I'd die after 2:30 mins I'd still do it.

>>160351336
Naruto has been on this self sacrifice kick since the Ninja War. He thinks because of his clones, he can do it all. He can't, but doesn't want to delegate less important tasks to other people.

The dysfunctional Uchiha family is actually the most relatable drama ever witnessed in Naruto

>>160353490
I'd do it. But only if I get to do it with Hawawa. The only girl worth dying for after 2:30 minutes.

>>160353548
A happy Salad makes my heart beat.

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I can't believe there are people who actually believe Sakura is Sarada's mother. She has got NO similarities with Sakura in any way or form. She's obviously Karin's kid. Sasuke would never Sakura, but he would fuck an Uzumaki.

>>160353537
I'd have to choose either, Hinata or TenTen.

Karin really dodged a bullet. Even Suigetsu would be a better husband than Sasuke.

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>>160353537
I'd give Karin the kid she wanted.

>>160353583
If Sakura kidnapped a child and brainwash no jutsu'd it to make it believe shes its mother, that would actually be some shit.

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>>160353640
I knew staying up for this thread was worth it. Sasuga anon.

>>160353511
Not really. Both of my parents have been married at least once before each other and if either of them left, the other would just get over it and so would I. It's stupid as hell that Sakura hasn't gotten over Sasuke considering that he hasn't been in her life for 12 years.
Boruto's family is far more relatable because anyone who has succesful parents can relate to trying live up to expectations set before you.

>>160353463
I wish I was. I truly do. For all my life, I've watched Sasuke, wishing for those 2:30 minutes.

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Well there goes the fucking neighbourhood

>>160353777
Like I said, the only thing worse than an insane Uchiha...

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>>160353777
Salad is a kind girl.

>>160353777
Coolest guy memes aside, this is very heartwarming.

>>160353732
>everyone's family is exactly the same
>everyone raised their kids exactly the same and they grew up with the same values
>i know exactly what i would do in a hypothetical scenario
come the fuck on

>>160353732
>the other would just get over it and so would I.
>Uchihas
Thank God they had Sakura obsessed with Sasuke so much. When you have a weapon of mass destruction prone to brooding and bouts of loneliness, you have to give him some kind of familial chain, so he won't go 200% edge. That's the moral of story about Hashirama and Madara - he allowed an Uchiha go with nothing holding him in Leaf.

>>160353777
SHE WAS THE COOLEST GIRL

I want to marry the salad's voice.

>>160353943
UNTIL SHE ALLOWED KAWAKI AND THE AYYLMAOS TO TAKE OVER

>>160353869
>yellow rabbit

She's goth lolis sister

>>160353908
If you can relate to someone who hasn't gotten over a 2 minute dicking after 12 years you should seek psychological help.


And yes I do know what I because I'm not 10 years old. I've lost 2 parents before. It they got a divorce at least they'd be alive.

>>160353986
They both are cuties, as expected. Sasuga Goth loli mother.

>>160353676
ur welcome fellow goth loli fan

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How much better would the ending have been if this was canon?

>>160353980
I blame Boruto of the Evil Eye for that

>>160354077
karin looks young and full of life working at the oro lab, it would be terrible for her to be stuck in town as a single mother like that

>>160354125
She's always been like that plus she's a literal perfection in beauty.

>>160354125
That way she can feel Nardo's warmth some more.

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>>160354052
Enjoy your day/night anon I can sleep well now.

>>160353943
>t. Uzumaki Himawari, during the the 1st ayylien war.

>>160354170
it stops being special when you can feel it 24/7 from anywhere in the village and it never shuts off. imagine sunbathing for a decade straight

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>>160347036
Heh i knew i saw this pose somewhere

>>160354085
but Boruto is trying to balance the ayy lmaos and ninja with his magic eye. he's the chosen one

>>160354236
Who the fuck are they.

>>160354245
Chosen Dupe, more like