How do you make him happy again?

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Is there a single character that suffers more than Kazuma?

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>>160338008
>Is there a single character that suffers more than Kazuma?

I gotcha you, nigga.

>>160337772
Honestly I'd take his place

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>>160338286
i would take the place of any isekai character or any character from a fantasy world

medieval fantasy world>modern world

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>>160338111
That is the guy from steinsgate next to him right? or grown up subaru? Anyway subaru has it way tougher than kazuma but that steinsgate guy didn't even have it bad at all. The show was really childish with transkids n shiet

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>>160338865
There has to be a way.

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>>160338938
>steinsgate guy didn't even have it bad at all


I'm going to give you exactly one (You), and one (You) only.

>>160338938
Former.

>>160339084
What are you smoking. The redhead and he reversed that and got a happy ending? besides that the art of the VN is awful.

>>160337772
Subs when?

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>>160337772
tell him it's perfectly okay to manhandle Megumin to relieve stress
>>160339206
https://nyaa.si/view/942754

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>>160338770
Good luck living without antibotics or any modern technology.

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>>160339243
>that feel when Kazuma refuses to manhandle you

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>>160339266

>>160337772
Season 3

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>>160339327
Two words nigga: healing magic

>>160337772
Link him to /r9k/ so he can complain about the opposite sex with other hikiNEETs

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>>160339243
He would, but he's a weak NEET!

>>160338770
>medieval fantasy world>modern world
Shit taste

Nothing about medieval fantasy worlds is exciting. Our world is much better

>>160339554
>not wanting to explore the world

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>>160339554
Except for all the magic. You could make yourself immortal one of a billion ways and then help the world tech up to where it is now, except you'd also have magic.

>>160339554
>Our world is much better
True, which is why I love the "isekai character is amazed at banal shit from our world" trope. Isekai shokudou is really good at this.

The most amazing thing in isekai worlds is really magic, but in the end they're still riding carriages and taking 8 hours to travel anywhere, and we got cars and planes and shit

>>160339388
NO BULLY

>>160337772
You let him live the life of the smartphone guy

>>160338938
Someone didn't play the VN.

>>160341408
Why would I play that garbage

>>160337772
put a penis in his butt

>>160338938
Didn't know the bait shop was open so late

>>160339084
Should I read steins gate 0

>>160339477

Women should be exterminated.

>>160341633
Yes, IMO it's better than the S;G.

>>160341620
>having a normal non shittaste = bait

Go shill for your ugly LGBTQUSHEGRNDU LN somewhere else

>>160341739
*original S;G.

>>160339327
They got magic, nigga

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Finally give Darkness what she wants

>>160338111
You didn't read the VN yet you act like you know what happened, kys.

>>160341774
No you're the one with shit taste

>>160341927
>self projecting this hard

>>160341951
That wasn't even me lol

>>160341927
Its not even a matter of shit taste or not shit taste, you don't have to like Steins;Gate to know Okabe ate a big ol shit sandwich.

Kazuma got BTFO so hard he could hang out with Yunyun.

>>160337772
Lap pillow with Wiz.

>>160342125
Lets not be cruel here anon, he's already down.

>>160341994
>lying this hard

>>160341951
>expecting transfags to not project their fucked up views onto EVERYTHING

>this thread is literally one guy replying to himself frenetically

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>>160342235
>posters: 28
>one guy replying to himself

??????

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>>160342181
Okay

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>>160342273
??????

>>160342273
We're all a hivemind here, stop trying to be contrarian, you can't fool yourself.

>>160337772
Reminds me of Kazuma's volume 6 suffering that might get animated.

>>160337772
Buy him a shuwashuwa and then give him a succ shop ticket. That's generally how the guys at Axel work, right?

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>>160343361
It's weird how the only nice girls are succubi. All the others are turbo bitches except Iris

>>160344181
What about litch?

>>160342649
What suffering does he go through?

>>160344181
What about guild rep?

>>160342502
Fuck you. /a/ isn't one person.

>>160345635
She was basically tricking Kazuma into doing things, kind of a bitchy move.

>>160345635
She literally paid someone to kiss up to Kazuma to manipulate him into doing quests for them. I wouldn't call her nice after that.

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>>160346135
Why didn't she just ask him directly?

Kazuma may be Kazuma, but he could do it if you asked him nicely, reward or not.

>>160337772
Have him marry Eris.

>>160346780
Luna isn't as pure as once thought.

>>160342235
you expecting 1 unique IP per post? hate to break it to you but the same people will make multiple posts when discussing a topic.

>>160337772
Get him laid.

>>160338938
Luka isn't even trans, mate
https://ask.fm/SciADV/answers/134817454903

>>160339084
>gives him three in the same post where he claims to only give one

>>160338770
You would eat your words very, VERY quickly.

First, forget every luxury of the modern world. Computers, information access, electricity, transportation, anything with complex technological process. No running water, crude tools, no automation. Also welcome to preindustrial economy, where everything is handmade and scarce. You won't just walk into local walmart, grab whatever you fancy from the huge product assortment, throw some spare change on the counter and merrily go home. And don't even try to go with >MUH MAGIC, because if it actually was a proper substitute for the technology, the world would have a modern level of development, not medieval/renaissance one.
Second, don't assume that you would have an aptitude for or even access to magic. Every world with shiny magicians has also hordes of filthy plebeians. You're just a random piece of shit, go plow some fields.
Third, the cultural differences. Let's not even get started with the language, your behavior alone could very easily get you in a trouble with society that doesn't have concepts of tolerance, safe spaces, progressive thinking, or fedora euphoria, but has various creative ways of applying violence.
Fourth, adventuring and exploration isn't actually as fun as you could believe. Shit's cold, wet, uncomfortable and, surprise, surprise, dangerous. It's quite easy to watch cool fight while sitting in your reinforced chair and slowly chewing doritos, but if swords, claws and spells started to fly next to your head, your pants would be full of shit in an instant. And you would happily crawl back to plowing fields 10 hours a day, assuming you would actually survive your adventurer debut.
Fifth, considering even in the world where you just need to sit on your ass and learn some math, you managed to end up on the chinese cartoons board for autistic manchildren with chronic depression, I don't think your career in a fantasy world would look promising. And they don't have socialism there.

>>160350278
B-but Isekai characters look like they have so much fun

>>160351185
They have plot cheats.

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>>160339554
>>160339327

Anon you are a pussy, this world has made you weak with all this stupid technology, do you think i don't know about all of that i don't care if im not capable of using magic, i don't care how dangerous it is, i know a world with that much adventure would make me feel more alive than this shithole where everything is so fucking easy and boring

>>160351503
>i know a world with that much adventure would make me feel more alive
Until it makes you feel less alive and much more dead, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

He deserves it for abusing Aqua. He should be worshipping the ground she walks on from how useful she is to the party.

It makes sense that the only girl that could ever love Kazuma is from a clan that was literally founded by another japanese hikkineet and have warped views of what is cool.

>>160351646
>literally undoes days of dangerous questing by chugging all the money down her throat
Anything Aqua does is merely paying the debt she has to Kazuma and the girls.

>>160339703
at least in Konosuba, Kazuma is working on developing modern day technology in that world.

>>160351646
I bet he stares at the ceiling every night, wondering why the hell he chose that damegami instead of some awesome cheat ability that would let him live the perfect gary stu life of an isekai protagonist.
Then he faps himself to sleep.

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>>160338938
Okabe has had to deal WW3 and the regret of not being able to save his girlfriend. Take that back!

>>160352249
>Not being able to save his girlfriend
You mean murdering her, the love of his life, with his own hands.
Bit of a difference there.

>>160351503
>3 weeks of walking to get to shit quest cave
>4 days of exploring shit quest cave covered in mud blood and gore.
>another 3 weeks of walking back to get the 3 silver piece reward, of which you have already spent 2

but yeah, fantasy world would be so much better.

>>160338770
I woukd reiterate that it would be better ti live in medieval fantasy world where MAGIC exists. It's basically technology tier to make life comfy but more interesting and make a good story.