Boruto

Still filler or has the cuck arc started?

>>160307960

Two weeks i think.

>>160307936

Comedy Relief Girl

>>160307960
>has a literal cuck arc

>Is there anything you want me to bring you?
>A dad might be nice.
DAMN Salad

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>>160307945
nah actually i think it's the opposite where it hints how shitty Sakura and Uchiha's state is in
See:
>>160306693
>>160307468
>>160307462
>>160307582

>>160308029
>Shit girl with shit personality.
She is her mother's daughter

>>160308038
also this:
>>160307194

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Is there any hope left for this """family"""?

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How will Cuckura ever recover?

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>Tells them to stop going on top of the train.
>She does it herself.
These girls are the worst.

>>160308057
who is right here?
>>160307585

>>160308076
Salad inherited the true Uchiha bloodline: Shittalk no jutsu.

>>160308095
she's borderline tsundere. not looking good for Boruto.

>>160308075
>two and a half minutes
My fucking sides. How did that date go? They probably just sat in awkward silence before Sasuke apologized and then fucked offf.

>>160307936
After watching this episode I have absolute no desire to keep watching this anymore. All interest is gone. I'm out.

>>160308214
stay for the Himawari episode next week. then you can go off after. We'll just notify you once Sumire returns to prominence.

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They gonna add 10 minutes new content for next episode, probably.

>>160308274
What the fuck is hinata supposed to be?

This was a nice episode. I've warmed up to Salad.

>next ep we'll finally see Bort getting his ass whoop'd.

Nice.

>>160308308
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Hy%C5%ABga

>>160308308
Useless

>>160308075
>>160308165

My first date lasted hours and it was abhorrent.

>>160308308
Kancolle joke.

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>>160308308
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Hyuuga

>>160308241
I don't know I'm so bored with this right now. I think I might wait a year so I can skip the filler bullshit.

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sound the warning flares, two more weeks before Gaiden shenanigans

>>160308425
yeah. Gaiden is needless drivel. we should've whizzed through the movie arc by this time.

Although they could surprise us by having some setup for the movie or the Ayy Lmao arc.

You have to go back, Narutards

>>160308425
It wouldn't be so bad if the manga wasn't monthly. This series feels like it's at a standstill.

>best case scenario
>SP realizes that Sumire is the exact reason why Boruto has momentum at all.
>creates another Sumire arc before movie arc

>>160308561

This

They're already going to release a Novel about Sumire. I think they're aware of her popularity and push her.

I don't think it happens right before the movie, but maybe some arcs after it. But maybe we'll get some Team Sumire moments.

>>160308463

>Although they could surprise us by having some setup for the movie or the Ayy Lmao arc.

They have to, otherwise AyyLmaos out of nowhere would make no sense.

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>>160308076
Uchihabantz2stronk

>Sakura and Sasuke's entire love-life is 2 and a half minutes on a bench

This is just too much.

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Fucking rekt

>>160308076
>>160308848
Holy shit this actually happens in show

Is it really so hard for Sasuke to send a message?

>>160308818

>Sauce only lasted 2mins

lol Premature ejaculation.

Karin has to be the real mom. Please retcon the entire thing already.

>>160308941

He's usually in another dimensions, so yeah.

sakura looks like a shit mom and feels more like an older sister. she has no authority which is no wonder why she can't keep sasuke in check to visit his fucking daughter.

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>>160308848
>>160308076
Sarada's life is tragi-comic

>>160309000
She relies on her daughter which is kind of pathetic. Especially the fuck obvious "Oh tee hee I forgot to return this stuffed animal guess I'm gonna be late WINK WINK"

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>>160308085
So what you are saying is bipolar tsundere cunts turn you off now?

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>>160308075
You can't be fucking serious

Any lewd salads today?

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>TWO AND A HALF MINUTES

Sakura is the anime character with the most miserable existence.

>>160308813
>finland isn't Fixit
0/5

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>>160309067
You were warned.

Did this show honestly just imply that the grand fruition of Sakura and Sasuke's love life was two and a half minutes on a park bench?

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What is it about the noble Naruto fandom that makes them produce such high quality fanart?

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>>160309111
yes. So let's strap in while we probably know Best Girl Sumire has this on the bag now.

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>>160308075
>>160308076
>>160308848
>>160309005
Holy fucking shit, I think I'm gonna start watching this now.

>>160309153
You won't regret it. Show goes out of its way to build up plot points and do cool ninja shit again.

>>160309185
all while shitting on SS anew.

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shit, man

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>>160309141
>Implying Hiashi-dono would want the second coming of ninja-jebus to waste his seed on fucking Sumire
>Implying he isn't going to have Bort high pressure semen blast Salads womb to finally end the Uchiha
Best in the fuckin' Leaf, about to sink your stupid ships.

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>>160308076
It's a miracle this girl hasn't nuked the village yet

You know what's even funnier? How Sakura remember the exact time. Not "one minute", not "five minutes" like people usually say when they mean "short amount of time". Exactly two minutes thirty seconds. They were probably the happiest period of time Sakura ever experienced in her miserable life.

>>160308957
Good one.

>>160309211
No wonder black people love this show.

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>>160309109
Why do you think I'm here?

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>>160308075
This will be Sakura in a few years when her daughters sharingen appears. She'll just sit by the bed while Sasuke fucks Karin.

"If I sit at the end of the bed, t-technically I'm in front of Sasuke-kun heheh-hehee "

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>>160309227
>>160309211
I hope Sarada can rise above her literal broken ass family

>>160309225
Uchihas go crazy when they love too much.

Ironically, this toxic childhood is the best environment for raising Uchiha children. Sasuke knows what he's doing.

>>160308731
No. The third novel is the conclusion of the ghost arc. They're just adding more about sumire's backstory it's not a novel just about her

It always amazed me that Salad never held a grudge against Sasuke and immediately saw Naruto as inferior to her dad once she reconciled with him.

>>160309211
>>160308076
>>160308848
Shaniqua pls think of your mom feeling

>>160309298
She will probably grow up into a strong independent wymen that don't need no man

>>160309341
That or a slut with no self-esteem.

I really liked when Salad held the bear before she went out. :3

>>160307936
Sakura is the most unbearable cunt on the show

>>160309423
>there's no way Sarada was on the roof of the train
>we'd be able to tease her until graduation

>>160308057
>acknowledging that your mom is a fucking pathetic pushover who married a man that goes on 10+ year long cigarettes but still pretends she's in a happy relationship means the kid has a shit personality

Salad did nothing wrong.

does sasuke at least pay child support

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>>160309505
In the manga Sakura's literally in debt, so no

>>160309505
Sasuke is a literal nigger, of course he doesn't

>>160308848
This is actually fucking depressing.

>>160309085
>He probably last the same at bed

So what are the chances of Salad becoming Madara's true successor?

>>160309582
She definitely has the perspective for it.

sarada > other shit girls

>>160309603
What about the power? Intelligence? I can easily imagine Salas's Outburst of Edge being the biggest in the series yet due to her childhood and future events

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>>160308425
But then he'd never come back.

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>>160309653
Well her autism is off the charts

>>160309005

Did Ino just take her on this "trip" to mock her

>>160309552

>not at bench

>>160309625
Himawari > Sarada

>Sakura promises to bring back gifts
>doesn't

>>160309671
Madara was pretty spergy like that in his childhood. Salad being Madara 2.0 confirmed

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>>160309704
I'd say that was an oversight on the writer's part, but since they have little details like Sarada not liking tomatoes but including tomatoes in the miso soup anyways because Sakura asked, it's definitely intentional

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>Puts a child in Sakura
>Fucks off and only speaks to Naruto every now and then

What a fucking guy. I love it.

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>>160308165
>How did that date go?

It's not the date.

>>160309625
Sumire > Sarada

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>>160309618
>The man that marries this will get the most dedicated wife that will turn in to a supermodel sexboom after the first war she participates in
I want to be that man.

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Best two and a half minutes of your life

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>Two and a half minutes

>>160309704
Salad told her not bring anything back after the 'Bring me a Dad' jab.

>>160309762
always knew sasuke was best. finally others are also realising it

>>160309796
He probably just put her in Genjutsu and fucked off again.

>>160309795
she truly is wife material and in a class beyond any of the other girls.

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>Two and a half minute

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>>160309762
>>160309796
Greatest love story ever told

>>160309839
Him wanting to kill his brother and all was fine and good but when his whole character turned into muh darkness he became complete shit. Now that he is over it he is cool again.

>I'm better than boruto because I don't do parkour
Why is Sarada such a stuck-up. Boruto's right

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>Two and a half minute

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>>160309870
Meanwhile Naruto and Hinata going for that marathon session.

>>160309886
he was just 17 with the baggage of his family murdered in his childhood

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>Two minutes and thirty seconds

Why does Sarada dress like a fucking slut even though she is supposed to be "prim and proper"?

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>two and half minutes
I can't wait for Gaiden to be completed in the anime because it will give us even details about this pathetic excuse of a marriage

>Sakura and Sasuke first date
>they go sit on a bench
>Sasuke leaves after two and a half minutes
Fucking kek

>>160309387
>implying self described strong wymen aren't sluts with no self-esteem by default

>>160310053
Point.

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>>160309973

let the good times roll

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Sarada is slightly terrifying

More like Saradaddy issues amirite

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>>160310040
Anon no that's-

That's not what-

>>160308848
The funniest part is that is perfectly canon compliant, no matter how much ss shits whine about SP being biased

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>2 and a half rotations on a sexagesimal scale

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TWO MINUTES.

TWO AND A HALF MINUTES IS ALL THE TIME HE CAN AFFORD TO PLAY WITH YOU

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Why sauce is so perfect?

>>160310082
>ninja with bad eyesight, needs glasses
>lol she isn't using her eyes anyway!
Yeah this is retarded.

>>160308075
What the absolute fuck.

>You can't chose your family
>You can chose your friends
This was set up by Nardo when talking about Sumire

We now see how the theme also applies to Sarada. This show knows what it's doing. It has consistent thematics and it doesn't contradict itself like

"HARD WORK IS WHAT MATTERS NOT GENETICS" - t. Ninja Jesus

>>160308075
He just gave tube full of sperm then fucked off

Can someone explain to me why do people hate Sasuke again ? It's basically a meme at this point:

Sasuke
>grows up with PTSD from having his clan slaughtered
>gets strong
>kills Danzo who deserved it
>ends up becoming a good guy anyway
>helps save the day
>makes a child so the Uchiha genes aren't lost if something were to happen to him
>roams the world to find out how to protect humanity from the alien invasion
>doesn't take Sakura seriously since she's retarded
>still has an intelligent, functional child that wishes he was home
>has actual autism which makes him /ourguy/

Naruto
>still braindead
>still takes orders from Kakashi
>also absent from his children's lives, but because he jerks himself off in his office all day
>has a mentally retarded child that hates him
>fails to properly protect MUH VILLAGE, his child ends up doing the work for him

>>160308076
Somebody post panel where Naruto saying "i can be your daddy"

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>Two and a half minutes

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>>160307936
Wew, every single member of this terrible excuse of a family is fucked up in the head. Sakura is so broken that is she is all smiles even though she is dead inside. Sasuke doesn't even know that he has a family, and poor Sarada that has lived in this terrible environment all her life is a social outcast, trying to be a "good girl" so his father would come back for her, but now that more than ten years have passed and she is hitting puberty, she is going full attention-seeking, dressing like a slut and shit so that her father will notice and punish her. All three of them need to be exiled from Konoha before it's too late.

>>160310322
sasuke was always the better one

>>160308848
absolute fucking savage

The shitposting is gonna hit levels that we havent seen in a long time.This is only the beginning.

>>160310175
Complete Global Devastation

>>160310364
Got the .gif?

Also
>two and a half minutes

wtf why are they showing the OVA next episode?

>>160309111
Aaaw just like that time she was willing to betray her village and abandon her friends and family, confessed and was left unconcious on a bench in the middle of the night.

2 and a half minutes of uncomfortable silence is a step up, so progress!

>>160310364
Sakura probably has a secret drug habit too.

>>160309211
SP is not gonna pull any punches when it does the Gaiden, is it?

>>160310301
Or it could be a hysterical pregnancy, several chapters in we find out she studied Genjutsu planning to brainwash Sauce only to be rebuked by his eyehax. Instead she has slowly been genjutsuing the shit out of everyone in the leaf, including herself and some random child she kidnapped to think they're a happy family.
The real Madara 2.0 is Sakura, i'm calling it now. Habeeb it.

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>This entire thread

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>>160310471
fucking fund it

>>160310424

Himawari side of things.

>expected cute Uchiha family shenanigans before cuck gaiden begins

>what you should bring back... dad would be nice
>Sasuke never contacts Sakura. NEVER
>O MY 2.5 MINUTES
>Sasuke probably forgot about our first (and likely only) date
>add tomatoes, Sarada, this way we can pretend daddy is with us!

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>160309505
Uchihas are the niggers of the Ninjaverse. Of course not.

And ss slurpers sworre up and down for years that Sasuke keeps in contact with Sakura like he does with Naruto.

This dude LITERALLY ignores his family for over a decade but still has time to occasionally meet up with Naruto. Hilarious.

>>160310364
>every single member of this terrible excuse of a family is fucked up in the head
Nah, you're just fucking retarded. Boruto also basically doesn't have a father because Naruto is busy doing nothing all day since Shikamaru is more well suited for Hokage work and probably doing most of it.
Sasuke took the responsibility of protecting humanity from the Alien threat. He's a good guy, humanity is more important than Salat's feelings. Fuck off now.

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>Ino's idea of a heartwarming surprise is forcing Sakura to remember that her husband abandoned her and that even their first date was a failure

What the fuck was that?

I was actually planning to skip gaiden since i thought the new writers were gonna change things up a bit to make ss like less of a pile of shit. Even expected cute flashbacks and other silly shit.

I forgot SP, like Kishi, actually hates pinkshit. Based.

>>160310541
SP is just following Kishi's lead on this

>>160310605
She knows that Sakura is a cuck who gets off to that shit.

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>>160310605
This shit just gets better and better

>0.0416666667 hours

>>160310497
And a half, Sir! They prone boned on that bench for two and a half minutes!

Give me some slight spoilers please.
How bad is the cuckening going to get?

>>160310605
This was on purpose.

>>160310605
INO BEST GRILL JUST LIKE HER SON

At this point, Salad is probably going to go full psychological breakdown once the Village and the position of Hokage is destroyed

>>160310576
>this much damage control
You are running out of excuses now sakuracuck. Accept that his is not a good family in any way no matter how you try to twist it. A good father would at least send some mail every now and then, but Sasuke doesn't give a shit about Sakura and Sarada.

>>160309423
>>160309453
Doujins when?

Did Sakura timed the date wtf

>>160310658
Sasuke doesn't even recognize Sarada when they meet.

It's been THAT long.

>>160310605
>>160310638
>>160310662
I thought the gaiden wildride was over but it seems SP putting some extra track on the course

It's funny cause Naruto once said he hated people who lied to themselves and here Sakura is, still lying to herself

>>160310605
sai has really won at life huh

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>MEANWHILE!
>At the Uzumaki family...

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>>160310708
Holy shit.

>>160310605
Ino is actually trying to be a good friend. She is trying to get Sakura to understand that her marriage is a lie and that she her delusions are hurting her child's growth. She is a concerned friend.

>>160310727
>when people thought you got cucked but you actually dodged a bullet

>>160310679
>explain that Sasuke being one of the strongest shinobi has taken the responsibility of protecting the humanity which is a noble thing to do since he had no obligation
>b-b-but MUH FAMILY
>but muh Sarada
neck yourself

>>160310729
>s-so does sasuke ever contact you at all?
>NOPE

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>>160310727

You just know Sakura waited on that bench for half an hour thinking Sasuke would come back, lmao.

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>>160310708
Thats actually pretty sad when you think about it

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>>160310727
Reminder that Naruto and Hinata date lasted the whole DAY and most likely fucked afterwards.

>>160310753
You are not even reading my posts at all aren't you? How deep in denial are you already?

>>160310772
Well it didn't take him long to come the first time

>>160310727
Meanwhile at Uzumaki family:
>Dad is such an asshole, I fucking hate him I wish he were dead fuck being Hokage and fuck the village
That pretty much sums it up

>>160310804
Post the translated version of that, it's cute

>>160310824
Thats just some teenage angst, puberty, balls dropping, emancipating yourself from the father figure, wanting to fuck your mother yadayayada Freudian terminology

>>160308075
Premature Ejacuation or he just wanted to get over quickly?

>>160310806
>double negation
Nice one, faggot. Stop being a white knight already, nobody gives a fuck about the two sluts at home. Sasuke figured out that there are more important things in life, now fuck off.

>>160310824
Boruto's a brat but his logic is
>Holy shit dad you have an amazingingly hot wife and a family that loves you why waste time on being a Hokage

Boruto sees no need to for a Hokage because to him a happy family is all you need(he's not wrong)

But to Sarada, who grew up in a broken family, she wants to be Hokage because the village is more of a family to her than her family.

It's as Naruto said

>You can't choose your parents
>You can choose your friends

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>>160310804
Kishi foreshadow this long b4 gaiden came out.

Reminder for those who still dont think Hinata won. Naruto here is holding his wife and smiling, in the ss counterpart Sasuke has his back turned to his family.

Also reminder that Boruto says Naruto is lovestruck with Hinata.

>>160310804

When that was released?

>>160310824
This is movie Bort, anime Bort isn't that edgy. You can see Naruto home every now and then playing with his kids. Sasuke wouldn't do this even if the future of the world were at stake.

>teenager slut that went to the "coolest" guy in highschool
> have resulted into a broken relationship and family, daughter became a attention seeker that often dress like a prostitute


nice life lesson you got there Kishi

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>Sarada was conceived in two and a half minutes

>>160310868
lmao he probably edged in a bush.

>>160310824
Nice try cuckurafag. Bort loves his dad and before Naruto became Hokage they were the perfect family even their house is full of cute family pictures.

>>160310902
A while after the last i cant find the translated one, its somewhere on tumblr but im not going there.

>>160310887
What the fuck? Okay bro, as long as you understand that this marriage is a lie, it's okay.

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>>160309005

Holy shit did I dodge a bullet-attebayo

>>160310900
>Also reminder that Boruto is lovestruck with Hinata.
FTFY

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what could chouchou and sarada be doing in this dark alleyway?

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>two minutes and thirty seconds

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>>160310605
Ino had luck,Sasuke never used chidori in her heart,If he had done it, she would love sauce d forever and Inojin would never be born.

>>160310948
>Bort loves his dad
>Naruto became Hokage
Make up your mind already, you stupid shit. You wanted to say that he loved his dad. At the point we're at in the anime he still has mixed feelings about his father.

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Who here taught that doll was from goth loli ?

>>160311037
Boruto does love his dad. He just hates his Hokage persona. Is it that difficult to understand?

>>160311066
>le 2deep4you meme
Going by what you said he hates his father most of the time since he's on duty most of the time. Are you too dumb to understand ?

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The amazing thing is all this seems to be intentional

Sakura and Sasuke leading to a broken household, and being terrible parents. I'm serious there's something legitimately artistic going on here with the cuckening.

Sometimes I wonder, are SasuSaku shippers satisfied with the canon portrayal of their favorite pairing? Or are they disappointed?

>>160310605
Ino lost the battle for the sauce cock but she won the battle of life and happiness. And it's probably important for her to rub that into Sakura's face.

>>160310658
Nigga Sasuke threatens his own daughter with his sword because he doesn't know who she is. Also Karin is her mom drama.

>>160310728
>I don't want this to end
>C-CHIDORI
>Wow that was great see you in 10 years babe

Man, what a /comfy/ episode, absolutely loved it. Bring more like these please nips

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>>160311120
At the moment they literally only care that Sarada is their flesh and blood child

That's all they have left.

>>160311066
Dude I don't think you should reply to that guy anymore. Feels like a waste of time.

TWO AND A HALF MINUTES

>>160311120
They are in denial like this faggot in this thread trying to damage control their failure of a marriage.

Plot Twist. Sauce never contacts Sakura or acts like a husband or an actual father because he knows shit about being in a intimate relationship or being a father and he actually get nervous when he needs to deal with things like that. And the 2 min date was short because of that.

>>160311201
What, like Naruto knew about being a father? It's not about knowing or not knowing, it's about trying, which Sasuke clearly didn't. Couldn't last two and a half minutes

How did Sauce and Sakura had sex anyways ?

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Does Sasuke's 10 years of fucking around in the forest ever amount to anything or help the village, or does his mission just remain this vague, nebulous "Uhhh there's a threat out there somewhere I think guess I'll need to be on the lookout"? I'm just catching up to all this post-main series shit and haven't seen Burrito's movie yet

>>160311243
VERY awkwardly

>>160311131
SEEMS KINDA PETTY AND FUCKED UP TO ME
>>160311243
Quickly

>>160311120
They blame Pierrot even when Gaiden is the same.

>>160311167
Yeah, he will just posts whatever bullshit comes to his mind to look like he has plenty arguments even though he is full of shit.

>>160310912
I want to know who is the girl kishi based Sakura on because he seems to enjoy seeing her be humilliated

> Is useless for most of the manga
> Willing to betray family and friends over a crush, thinks she can heal his wounds with her "love", is knocked out and left on a bench
> Just after the only arc where she shines, she is knocked out by Kabuto's ass, bitchslapped by kn3 and almost killed by Sasuke
> Is humilliated by Karui and starts crying when asked what she is to Sasuke
> Gets the mother of guilt trips from an autist and then delivers one of the most embarrassing fake confessions of all time. To add insult to injury, Naruto rejects her
> Fails to kill Sasuke, is almost killed and has to be saved twice
> Ends the arc saying she can do nothing but watch as Naruto and Sasuke solve their issues
> Sasuke ignores, belittles and leaves her to die
> Confesses again after Sasuke says he's going to kill people, including her friends and her mentor
> Gets put into a brutal genjutsu so Sasuke doesn't have to deal with her
> Practically begs Sasuke to take her with him, he refuses and she gets wet over a poke in the forehead
> Has to chase after Sasuke (either pregnant or getting pregnant on the way), has to marry and give birth away from family and friends, helped by a former criminal
> Is left by her husband for 10 years and has almost no contact with him
> Can't remember if the love of her life wore glasses when she has known him for most of her life
> Destroys her house because her daughter questioned her shitty marriage, then faints
> When Sasuke meets her again, he barely acknowledges her
> Sasuke leaves again without even a hug, it is implied they have never kissed> Kishimoto says he didn't write the reason for Sakura's love for Sasuke because it would feel contrived

Jesus

>>160311131
writers are genius for this one

>>160311245
>Burritos movie

Dude this is literally where the bad guys Sasuke is researching show up.

>>160311245
>does Sasuke's 10 years of fucking around in the forest ever amount to anything or help the village, or does his mission just remain this vague, nebulous "Uhhh there's a threat out there somewhere I think guess I'll need to be on the lookout"?
The later. And I'm pretty sure Kishimoto actually meant for that to be a good excuse. It's laughably weak.

>>160311201
Sasuke never contacts Sakura or acts like a husband or an actual father because he is an autistic faggot of the worst kind and a failure of an human being.

>>160311275
Don't forget she relies on her daughter who seems to have lost all respect for her

>>160311245
>Naruto grows up without parents and hated by everyone
>Sasuke witnesses his clan's slaughter at the hands of his brother
>Salat throws a tantrum because her daddy isn't home while he's doing important things instead of babysitting her ass
Why do we watch this crap again ?

>>160311231
Sauce is fucking autist you remember? With the trauma on top of that he probably very bad on his family related issues at this point, i bet Sasuke would ask Naruto what he should do every time if he wasn't that autistic

>>160311288
According to timeline Sasuke went of a redemption trip for 8 or 10 years. Came back when naruto was already hokage saying he stumbled onto some Kaguya stuff. He the started the mission that ended in Boruto the movie.

>>160311275
Nah Kishimoto actually likes her. He doesn't understand what's wrong with her, or why people dislike her. To him, holding on to one's love for another person no matter what is a virtue.

is it just me or does it feel like sasuke is forcing himself to be with sakura because of the entire war apology thing. like he wants to keep the illusion of team seven being on good terms instead of telling sakura to fuck off and starting a clan elsewhere

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>two and half minutes

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Mock Sarada all you want, she may not be loved now but she will in the future by her husband Boruto, who will support her in every way unlike her father.

>>160311243
Two minutes and thirty seconds.

>>160308308
Forced fodder.

>>160311343
>babysitting her ass
WELL

YOU KNOW

HE SORTA SHOULDA BEEN DOING THAT WHEN SHE WAS A FUCKING BABY

>>160311343
Oh please, if he spends his week ends with Naruto's clone then surely he can drop by the village to see his daughter once every two years.

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>>160311120

>>160311120
They are not, but the ones left will never admit it. Some Sakura stans even claim Sakura is a better mother than Hinata and that she has the better marriage

>>160311380
Yes, it's a loveless marriage

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When did this whole thing turn into Moral Orel?

>>160311390
I don't want Bort to have anything to do with that attention-seeking slut that has the same genes as that failure of a character and the extreme autist.

>>160309005
I bet Ino is fucking thankful she dodged that bullet.

>>160311414
Jesus that's just sad
>SASUKE SAID SORRY
>TRULY THE LOVING MARRIAGE WE DESERVE

On another note, Naruto saying "I'm sorry too..." afterwards is poignant. Dude knows Sasuke and Sakura aren't happy. Probably feels guilty for fucking his hot wife and living happily with his family

>>160311411
>come home once every year to have a few awkward days with your family and daughter that might hate you
Does that sound like a good idea, nigger ? He probably only had Sarada to preserve the Uchiha genes in case he got killed by an ayyyyy in some backwater shithole

The story of this deranged family is infinitely more entertaining than anything Naruto has ever offered.

>>160311390
It's her parent who people mocked. I actually kinda feel bad for her.

>>160311489
True.

>>160311414
Don't be sorry, be better.

>>160311373
He has a strange way of showing his love

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>>160311380
He probably only married Sakura because his husbando married Hinata and he needed someone to revive the clan and raise his kids while he's away trying to forget his pain by roaming the world.

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>>160311390
>Boruto
>the second coming of Naruto
>having Naruto as a role model
>a good husband
mfw

>>160311390
>implying Boruto won't end up with Sumire

>>160309931
Impossible, he has work to do.

>>160311414
This can't be real, I know this is tumblr, but damn, that's some level of delusion. All I could think off was a brokeback mountain situation.

>>160311288
But Sasuke announced that he was going on that mission during a kage meeting in the Cloud Village, when Naruto was already the hokage. That means Salad would've been like ~8 already. What the fuck was so important before that point?

>>160311370
There is also the whole Arc for Sasuke after he left the village.

I love that SP doesn't care about sasusaku's popularity and like to shit on in whenever possible

>>160311468
It'd be amazing if the reason Sasuke doesn't visit home often is because he's spreading his sperm everywhere to women he meets as he travels to somewhat revive/ spread the Uchihas which is why he wants Naruto to tell Sakura he's sorry. If this actually happens then it'll be glorious and totally Sasuke like to do

>>160311534
At this point I am convinced that SP hates Sakura and everything related to her. There is no way that Salad is winning anything other than humiliation.

>>160311489
It's a toss up between this and Hiashi meddling with his daughters' sex lives for survival of his clan and control of the Leaf

>>160311554
He cares more about protecting the village than having a happy life with his family.

>>160311519
He only had Sarada to preserve his genes in case an illegal alien killed him
Really makes you think, eh ?

>>160310189
This is literal lalaland, sasuke would nwver smile let alone hold the hand of cuckura.

>>160311560
SP is actually more concerned with good writing and consistent caracterization than trying to pretend Kishimoto's characters aren't ass backwards fucked up. And god am I glad for that.

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>>160311459

>that pitiful look ino gives sakura

Honestly, at this point, it would be totally justified for Salad to become edgy

>>160311519
I think sakura was just the surrogate mother. Karin must have given her to sakura out of pity.

>>160311621
All of ssfags's fanworks are delulu like that

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>>160311621
He did smile recently, it was for Naruto though.

>>160311627
Jokes on her, she married a gay person that thinks she is ugly.

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>>160311635
She suppresses the Uchiha murder gene on a daily basis

>1.5e+20 Attoseconds

>>160311635
She might still shoot up the school one day

It's funny that Sakura still dares to go outside with the Uchiha crest on the back of her clothes. I wonder what the neighborhood ladies gossip about her.

>>160310203
Would glasses affect the Sharingan?

>>160311670
Ok ssfag have you stopped crying on your tumblr?

>>160311579

I hate salad but she's probably gonna win because she was made by the original writer. Sumire was just recently created and hasn't made a manga appearance. Hinata was made by kishi as some type of princess but it's still his creation. There's no way they wouldn't pair them now. It was boring that it was obvious boruto/salad was going to happen so they made sumire but that doesn't change the fact that she was never included in the core crew initially.

>man devotes life to protecting the human species
>cucks criticize him because of two sluts
Really makes you think what kind of people browse this place.

>>160311668
Why do edgelords always look so cute when they smile?

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>>160311670
>she married a gay person that thinks she is ugly.
Holy shit I had forgotten about that
But on the flipside because of this we know Sai probably married her because he liked what she was on the inside. Moreover he looks like a good husband, he lives with his family, raise and train his kid. He's pretty much perfect compared to Sasuke.

>>160311731

shut up cuck

>>160311705
>It's funny that Sakura still dares to go outside with the Uchiha crest on the back of her clothes
This legitimately pisses me off. The cunt needs to remove that crest from her tattered clothes

>>160311635
Isn't she the first to actually activate her sharingan out of happiness?

>>160311731
Sasuke has fans? Why? He's literal shit moreso than his wife.

This whole episode was better than the entire gaiden plot. I wonder how much of the OVA are they re-purposing next week. Also wow I think I'm starting to believe the tinfoil hat theories that SP hates Pinkshit. This episode was face in the mud while spitting on her.

>>160311705
The Uchiha Crest is a joke, as the ED spells out for you.

In fact the Uchiha clan is a joke. Genetics don't mean shit if there's no sense of family

>>160311684
I wonder if Salad has an "Inner Sarada". It is probably just screaming in her mind's ear to murder everything and everyone

>>160311746
The rarer it is, the more precious.

>>160310082
>showing that much skin
This is not ok

>>160311717
So? This is not Kishi's show anymore. Even if she wasn't created by Kishi, as long as she is popular enough, she has pretty good chances to end with Boruto. Nothing is set in stone.

>>160311731
If he cared about his family, he would at least message them when he returned to the village to talk with his butt-buddy

>>160311731
Go back to drop bombs on civilians in Syria cuck

>>160311796
It's just a phase

>>160311763
>>160311754
See >>160310322
Don't forget to kill yourselves on the way out, cucks.

>>160311797
Your argument is popularity? If that were true wouldn't this ep be a sasusaku tribute?

>>160311823
It will get worse on time now that her father is around and still ignores her.

>>160311245
>>160311288
>>160311306
>>160311343
Actually yeah by the novels we've got a few cases of Sasuke actively helping out.

Funny enough it seems that before they got married Sakura actually saw him more often.
I mean even giving Sasuke the major benefit of the doubt and saying that he last visited when Salad was early 3 and wouldn't remember him well there's like 7-9 years worth of gap.

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>With her blurry vision Sarada sees a happy connected family
>when she puts on her glasses she sees a broken family

What did Studio Pierrot mean by this?

>>160311762
Yeah. But that is probably going to make her Sharingan much more powerful though

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>>160311823
>grows up with a single mother
>becomes a slut
Like fucking clocwork

Hey how again did Nagato have 2 Rinnegan?

He was given 1 of Madara's where did the second come from? Did it just naturally form?

>>160306756
>Hinata will fight Himawari to calm her down

Is Canon Sasusaku an example of the OTP Monkey's Paw?

>>160311564
having a bunch of uchiha bastards running around left to their own devices sounds like a recipe for disaster

>>160310322
I love Sauce since the original series end because He gave us yeah.. sorry, that moment when He almost killed her own daughter because he forgot her face and now two and half minutes.

>>160311868
The fact that they are adapting this episode and Gaiden at all is because of its popularity. SP themselves (and Kishi to a extent) still hate Sakura and included that little details that expose that their relationship is a mess though.

>>160311908
Your crusader kings bullshit has gone too far, Hiashi!

>mfw sakuracucks try to shit on Naruto's marriage to make their own sham of a marriage look better

Boruto himself said some episodes ago that Naruto was a great dad before he became Hokage. And even if he has less time for his family now, he still comes home sometimes and spends time with his wife and kids.
Meanwhile Sakura is basically a single mom and his husband would rather spend time with his best buddy than with her.

As things developed I highly doubt Sarada is Cuckura's biological daughter.
Sarada didn't resemble her in a single feature, except for that meme punching jutsu which can be taught.
Karin and Sasuke must have had her fertilized in some tube and gave it to Cuckura as a surrogate mother. Because caring a child and giving birth is very uncomfortable and painful, and Karin wanted to maintain her form. Hell she even keeps Sarada's umbilical cord for some reason. For what reason for her to do that if it's an evidence of SS love.

>>160311927
>He almost killed her own daughter
Genderbending coming in July in a 4chan near you

>>160310900
>Also reminder that Boruto says Naruto is lovestruck with Hinata.

Which chapter did he said that?

>>160311959
Wait Anon, it might be the other way around.

Karin was the surrogate - hence the umblical cord.

Yuck, fucking Sakura, bear the child yourself.

>>160311979
Fuck, I think I need to sleep.

>>160311908
What? Madara gave both his eyes to Obito and he gave them to nagato.

>>160311881
The happy family only exists when she's not looking at reality

>>160312003
if that's the case then Karin must have had swapped Sakura's eggs with her own and giggle.

>>160311942
He's useless as a Hokage, faggot. Just because it was his dream doesn't mean he's good at it. Kakashi or Shikamaru or any other random secondary character who isn't braindead would make much better kages than him.
He's just the strongest fighter in the village, that's all.
He should stay at home with his bastard and train from time to time and that's pretty much it. He should have an income provided by the village since he saved the motherfucking world from darkness and shit.

>>160311996
The episode when Mitsuki came to the Uzumaki household. He says that Naruto is 'deredere' with his mother.

>>160312003
Sasuke couldn't stand Sakura harboring his child for more than a week. She had to resort to plan B

>>160311390
If Boruto wants to become the Sasuke to Salad's Naruto, I'm not sure I see how that relationship would work. Wouldn't Salad just be marrying her father? Electra complex?

>>160311753
Ino married him out of pure superficiality. Meanwhile sai is a closey homo, bad things will come.

Ino should had married suigetsu instead.

Sakura deserved it. She lusted for Sasuke's dick, she had it for 2 minutes and a half.

>>160312107
I don't think Boruto will ever become an asshole like Sasuke.

I can't believe how Sakura can be happy with the situation. Sasuke literally never showed any signs of affection towards her and just took a couple minutes to impregnate her. Then he fucked off and never came back to see her or his daughter even once.

Yet she's okay with it and Sasuke probably doesn't even pay child support since she's canonically in debt. How much of a cuck can you be?

>>160312107
To be fair to Salad she knows Boruto a lot better than she knows her own father

>>160312116
Fuck off. Back to narutoforums with you.

>>160311942
This, they even show moments like him talked to Boruto after a ceremonial and him read books with Himawari.

I think the funniest part of the episode were the huge ass uchiha fans in the house.

>>160312107
Salad would probably dump Boruto once she realizes that he is becoming more like her father

>>160312116
We didn't get as much inside info on these two as we got about Sasusaku or Naruhina though. Even if their first connection was as superficial as it can get that doesn't mean the same is true of their wedding. Personally I give them the benefit of the doubt. Their moment in the last episode of shippuden was pretty cute too.

>>160312169
She's probably on valium most of the day.

>>160312169
She's lying to herself, Anon

>>160312169
>Canonically in debt
Ok I don't own a house but when you buy one arent you supposed to take a mortgage since you can't pay it all at once?

>>160312107
yeah, Salad marrying her "father" and Bort marrying his "father" - the hokage. Just the circle of homolust between 2 clan could finally end anon.

Tbh judging from the story, Bort could operate from the shadow doing all the dirty works, fitting for his edge huh. While Salad stay in the light and be the "yes we can" political figure of the village

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>Sarada being a bitch to Sakura

Yeah, I think it's time to hop off the Sarada bandwagon, SP already made her an ungrateful bitch

>>160312162
Yeah, I could see Boruto being the cheery one in the relationship while Salad is the more morose one

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>>160310420

Too be honest I think Kishimoto really did Sakura and Sasuke dirty with the Gaiden story-line. The implications of what goes on in that story are really bad. Sasuke excuse for not visiting his family in years is complete bull-shit since he always had time to visit Naruto when he needed too. He could at least stop by his family ever now and then.

Sakura getting angry over Sarada asking questions about her father to the point of using violence wasn't good either. SP don't really don't have much room to make things more romantic for SS even if they wanted to because of how Kishimoto did that relationship in the end. Even Naruto who was forcefully stuff with Kishimoto family problems still got a better deal in the end. Maybe after Gaiden they can show Sasuke being a better father and husband to his kid and wife. I don't want him to forever be a deadbeat dad.

>>160312242
This episode Sarada made Sakura meals and did her a solid

>>160312242
Seriously? If anything that episode was a reason to jump in on the Sarada bandwagon.
Did it ruffle your feelings the wrong way, Sakuracuck?

>>160312169
Sakura is like her fans, will excuse anything he does because she got his dick once, is violent towards anybody or anything that questions their relationship and has to overcompensate to feel better about her situation