Would you date a vegan elf?
>Elf
>Vegan
One more strike and she's out.
>shitty tree elf
>not even high elf
burn the forest down
>>160288312
But you can teach her the pleasure of meat.
>>160288228
Don't ever trust a vegan
>>160288228
tree huggers shall die!
only one thing to do - invent the chainsaw and level that forest
>>160288228
>Would you date a vegan elf?
>elf
>vegan
>she doesn't swallow.
No, but I'd rape one.
>>160288228
Well, what is sex with a vegan elf like?
>>160288228
No, I can't trust somebody that doesn't enjoy the taste of a well done steak, roasted chicken or smoked pork ribs.
I want to present her a steak made from the flesh of her own people.
>>160288312
>tfw no tall strong cyborg gf
>>160288228
Yes. I would make it a mission to attempt to trick her into eating foods that contain the ingredients she just listed.
>>160289551
How when she could smell them out?
>>160288228
DAT HIKASA LISP
>>160289651
Human ingenuity finds a way. It's worth it for the relentless bullying you can inflict upon her after she devours the food.