You get to spend one night with the clown. What would you do?

>>160280141
I would O

>>160280141
Do you have rubbers because I don't

O

MY

RUBBER

I'm sure I'm too weak to give him a boner.

NEN

Do you think he has any STD's?

autoerotic asphyxiation and latex fetish thread?

I would ask him whydidn't he have any brain damage after resurrecting

>>160280946
Also I would ask him what is afterlife like, but that's pretty much asking to be killed

At least it'll be safe.

I wonder if Hisoka has any friends. I mean, everyone has some sort of friends.

>>160281285
Illumi

>>160281285
Illumi and Gon

>>160281285
his rubber nen is the only friend he needs

Spend the entire night planning how we'll kill the Phantom Troupe and Chrollo.

>>160281285
Illumi and that circus girl he was friends with in his backstory

O

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JUST

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NOW SAY IT CLEAR

SAY IT LOUD

O

>>160282130
where can I read hisoka's backstory?

>>160282281
Are his knees absorbing air or something?"

>>160281285
He has his rubber men

Listen up, my nen

>>160282368
That's the knee pads from his clothes

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I cant help, but I always need to burst out of laughter when I see threads like these.

No matter how much I see O my rubber nen, this shit always gets me

>>160282314
http://readms.net/r/one_shot/Hisoka%20Origin%20Story/3450/1

Ishida made it but Togashi confirmed it as cannon, I think he wasn't going to show us Hisoka's backstory so he used Ishida's story

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I want to fuck the clown.

>>160282467
when I be dead

YO MAH GUM NEN

Could Hisoka defeat Pitou or Youpi?

Im not counting Pouf cause he would definitely be clowned

>>160284307
Pouf would destroy Hisoka

>>160284307
No way. I doubt he could defeat Kite.

>>160284307
He could probably defeat anyone except the King (unless they cheat)

>>160284307
plot armor can defeat anyone

>>160284307
it depends on many different factors, including element of surprise, mental fortuity at the time, environment. But Hisoka would win because you can never beat the combination of rubber and gum

>>160284639
He would defeat him, but Kite would go O MY CRAZY SLOTS and come back

>>160284307
is hisoka stronger than morel?

>>160286166
Yes

>>160286911
so which hunters are stronger than hisoka?
besides the obvious like ging

>>160287828
Morel, Illumi, Pariston and Kurapika

>>160287973
I agree with all of these except Illumi, we don't know if he's strong enough to fight hisoka

How would Hisoka react if he saw Gon-san?

>>160284307
He has a good chance. He's weaker in raw strength, but he can compensate with the versatility of his rubber nen ability, and his experience and quick tricky mind.

As Morel said, nothing is certain in a nen fight, but in terms of raw aura he's not as powerful as them.

>>160284307

Any of the royal guards would rip his asshole apart.

>>160287973
Kurapika would eat shit so hard against Hisoka it would not even be funny.

>>160288330

He'll whip out an Anti-Hisoka chain that drains his stamina.

>>160281285
Does he consider that ginger Spider chick a "friend" ? they did pair up and he, a psychopathic sereal killer that gets off drinking blood right from his enemies' severed head, still found an excuse to spare her when he came back
I want this OTP to be true

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>>160282553

I'm sorry anon, but the only clown-fucker around here is me.

You can fuck my dead sister though.

>>160289328
but she is not dead yet

>>160281285
>I mean, everyone has some sort of friends.

Not me :(

>>160289493
what about us anon ; _ :

O

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>>160289437

Yes, yes, she's really not alive.

Seriously, fuck her corpse, go ahead and marry her, it's all good.

>>160285433

>He could probably defeat anyone except the King

I'd love to see Hisoka do a damn thing after getting punched by a giant golden fist going faster than a speeding jet.

>>160290837
MY

>>160293183
RUBBER

>>160293234
NEN