>Vegan elf

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>>160262776
Fuck vegans and fuck elves.

>haughty treehugger gets schooled in how superior humans are, even at their veganfag cuisine

>>160262776
>Knife-ear is a haughty vegan cunt
LIKE POTTERY

>elves are shit
Nothing new here

>>160262776
>elves being gigantic hypocrites again

What a shocker

>>160262804
poor laius

>>160262776
I have a perfect dish which contains no meat, fish, eggs, or dairy.

It's my semen.

The cock that you'll be sucking it out of is quite thick with meat, but it will only go in and out of your mouth for a while, until your meal is delivered.

>>160262776
>tree huggers
>yet eat plants
hypocrites

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did she pay with elf-rape or gold?

>>160262941
I hug dogs.
Also I enjoy chinese food.
Problem?

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What the hell was that?

>>160262896
>no meat
>with meat
i think you messed up there new-senpai

>>160262984
anime made by elves

>>160262984
QUALITY bunny animation.

>>160262996
The meal that she'll be swallowing contains no meat.

The tool used to serve the meal does.

There's no contradiction.

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>>160262984
Jesus christ those run cycles.

>vegan elf
>lizardbro

The choice is obvious.

>>160262776
Yet another reason why they should be genocided. Along with every other non-human.

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>>160263150
I pick loli hime.

>>160262776
While I myself am not a vegan, I can recognize that it is objectively healthier and better for the enviroment to do so, while also more moral. Animal agriculture is fucked man.

>>160263033

Semen is animal protein, those are swimming little animals.

>>160262896
If she can't have eggs or dairy what makes you think she can drink your semen or piss or anything else that comes out of an animal?

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>>160263306
> objectively healthier
How is privation of protein sources, be it fish or eggs healthy in any way?

>>160263369
You do not need to eat animals to get protein, and the amount of protein you need a day are over exaggerated. You really don't need much.

Why the fuck did she have a bow if she was gonna hunt fucking mushrooms?

WHAT

>>160262838
Exactly. Fuck elves and vegans. Both deserve rape.

>>160263306
>A Cows Daily Life by ShindoL

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>>160263400
t. dumb manlet that didn't get enough proteins growing up

>>160263420
She might come across mothmen.

>>160263400
>You really don't need much
If you live the neet life as a shrimp maybe.

>>160263466
Oh, that's a sound argument.Thank you for taking your time to reply.

>>160263361
The organic material plants use to grow in the vast majority of cases are made up of dead animals and dead plants.
A filthy knife ear that doesn't understand the cycle of life and death has no place being haughty about their retarded dietary decisions.

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>>160262984

>>160262776
>contains no meat, fish, milk, or eggs
>no meat, fish
>meat, fish
A little redundant, don't you think?

Anyone knows who is the voice narrating what happens?
And the vegan elf story was pathetic, oh look the elf is a cunt but she gets blown away by the human cooking. I never realized how much of a masturbation material this was until now.

>>160263464
>>160263484
There are ways to get enough protein to get big without consuming animal based products, but if you're not trying to bulk up you do not need a large amount of protein.

>>160263530
Pescetarians exist.

>>160263530
A lot of Vegans make a weird distinction between fish and other meats.

>>160263536
>masturbation material
>implying filthy fucking elves wouldn't bow down to superior human culinary ingenuity regardless

Fuck off sympathizer.

>>160262776
>no meat, fish, milk, or eggs
What the fuck do these "people" eat then? Leaves and tree bark?

>>160262776
No oil as well. No refined fats sugars or protein

>>160263536
The episode about the spaghetti didn't tip you off?

>>160263400
>>160263306
The main thing I could never give up is dairy.
A life without cheese/lattes/cheesecake/deserts involving condensed milk/ect.
Meats not a big part of my life, I'd live.

>>160263591
Mushrooms.

>>160263591
grains, vegetables, fruit, starches and legumes.

>>160263628
Mushrooms are people too. She should be arrested.

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>>160263306
Vegetarian is healthy since it allows dairy, eggs, fish and all of that.
Vegan objectively isn't unless you're willing to eat soylent powder shit and other disgusting replacement.

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>>160263306
>milk
>eggs
>fish
come the fuck on, being a vegan is pointless, the most you can reasonably deviate from omnivorousness is vegetarianism based on morals, everythign is pointless circlejerk

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>>160263306
>moral
Fucking spooked faggots I swear

>>160263619
I couldn't live without milk.I've had like a glass of milk every day since I was 5.

>>160263619
Cheese actually has an addictive quality to it, which is why most people feel that way. There are artificial replacements, I haven't tried them but my vegan friend says they're pretty ok.

>>160263655
How big are your tiddies?

>>160263568
Senpai, the whole made no sense. How could the elves not know about dried mushroom until the human told them?


>>160263608
I could somewhat justify it, and there was the "dark" part of the old man getting rich thanks to the restaurant's recipes.

>>160263695
*the whole story

I wish I could get breastfed by an elf. ;_;

>>160263644
Or you could eat any kind of Legume.

>>160263676
Most things with good flavor are addictive.

>>160263695
>. How could the elves not know about dried mushroom until the human told them?
The same way how Europeans don't know how to make ice creams for a millennial until they learn it from the Chinese.

https://exhentai.org/g/1086734/6bf77247f3/

>>160263306
>Eating vegetables is more moral than eating meat because cabbage doesn't scream
Cry me a river

>>160263740
Making ice cream isn't the same as leaving something out in the sun to dry out for a while.

>>160263676
>my vegan friend
Get the fuck out already.

>>160262892
that dudes brother was a fuck, all he needed was some stilts, I guess his hands/arms are useless but he could've came back from that.

>>160262865
>>160262941
>hypocrites
Why again? You realize there's a difference between animals and plants, right?

>>160263655
same, milk is the nectar of the tits

>>160263758
Common sense tell us leaving fresh food outside is retarded.

>>160263545
>>160263558
It's really silly, honestly. Meat is meat. It's not like aqua meat is inherently not the same as land meat.

>>160263644
>vegetarian
>fish
No.

>>160263676
The addictive quality is called "flavour". I have tried soy "cheese", and it's shit. Do not trust a vegan's sense of taste. Actually just don't trust vegans.

>>160263591
Are you serious? How fucked is your diet?

>>160263782
Nah I think I get anon's point a bit. You'd think an entirely vegan race would have practically mastered every kind of culinary technique when it comes to their diet.

Regardless, the lizard was better anyway.

>>160263784
Fish aren't as cute and cuddly as farm animals. That's why.

Does anyone have that depressing comic about an elf trying to feed her dead husband?

>>160263545
>>160263784
its for people who wish they could call themselves vegetarian/vegan but don't want to put the effort in, not even the effort to go vegetarian.

>>160263651
Shit is fucked, animal agriculture is incredibly immoral. Look up how milk is made, for example.

>>160263740
Dried food should be one of the first things the elves came up with, in order to preserve food, and mushrooms are probably the only thing they eat that can be dried.

Do not compare it with ice cream, which is what is it after thousands of years and it started as ice mixed with honey (Greece) or milk and rice with ice (China).

>>160263811
Just pretend theyre dolphins

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>>160263811
Have you never seen a baby whale? They're adorable.

>>160263784
It's not the same thing.
even as a culinary point of view.
It doesn't cook/behave the same way red meat would.

>>160263853
look at those killing machines

>>160263807
Ice cream using dairy is made in China during the BC period using mare milk anon.

>>160263811
Oh boy here we go.

An aquarium or fish pen is ten times more fucking satisfying than having farm animals.

>>160263853
>Whale
>A Fish

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>>160263823
They treat veggies way worse

>>160263870
Meant for
>>160263836

>>160263853
>whale
>fish

European education

>>160263823
Agreed, but more importantly it is actively a huge part of fucking up the environment. Animal farming and plant monocultures are destroying the ecosystem. Hell, even the Orangutans are starting to die out from palm oil monoculture industry. It's absolutely fucked.

Why couldn't she eat bread by the way? is Japanese bread made with milk or butter?

>>160263823
Not to make this /int/, but in the first world the food industry is really really bad only in the USA, that shit is horrifying.

>>160263853
They are especially adorable when they are fucking up seals and dolphins for their meat

>>160263872
Dude fish are fucking ugly and gross

>>160263823
Depends on the place.
The US is known for those bad practices.

>>160263861
So? It's all meat. That's like saying there aren't varieties of vegetables or something. It's retarded.

>>160263901
I agree. Europe and America should banned all agriculture activities and massive deforestation in their own country so they actually will have some authority to speak about it to other countries unlike now where everyone is mocking them in local newspapers and media everywhere around the world.

>>160263887
damn, look how these veggies are suffering, getting all of them nerves stimulated, causing them to send signals to their brain which it registers as pain
oh wait

>>160263904
I assume some bread products are made with dairy products and/or eggs.

>>160263651
>>160263823
there's a point where you don't care whether it's moral or not and then there's a point where you realize you're just nitpicking morals, not going without them. unless you are far better at putting dogma into practice than pretty much everyone ever.

>>160263892
>>160263870
I wrote
> milk and rice with ice (China).
It's completely different from what we eat now and wasn't drastically different from what the greek were doing, which is why I wrote that the greek knew what they were doing.
Compare it now to a fucking elf living in a forest being impressed by dried mushrooms.

>>160263861
Dude it's flesh from a dead sentient being

do you feel guilty for eating smart things like ocotpus? so tasty but thinking about it dunno

>>160263823
>>160263901
>>160263948
Fuck off from my thread you dumbfucks take that non-anime shit out.

>>160263948
You can have a healthy agriculture industry, it's just that bad practices are out of control and there are too many lobbyists to fight it. It's actually bad for the economy in the grand scheme of things, too. Like always, it's just a short sighted money grab.

>>160263861
that argument would be perfect if the reason people went vegetarian was because they didn't like the taste.

>>160263964
Anon, it's mare milk with ice and flour.
It's ice cream as it is.
Not iced treats.

>>160263951
I know right?

Fucking barbarians!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWQwgJVvd5s

>>160263951
Yeah because we harvest animal meat from cows as theyre grazing

>>160263591
American spotted

Plants are better and more advanced than animals.

Please do not bully the elves.

It's not their fault they're biologically forced to disdain meat and animal-based food products.

>>160263784
It's like being angry at asians, but being cool with blacks. They're both not white, so what's the point?

>>160263997
Thank you

>>160264003
No, it's not like that in the slightest. Your brain is broken.

>>160264003
what

>>160263991
And saltpeter.
Without sugar (except those in the rice)
Without flavourings.
With flour, which we don't use

It's cold milk and flour porridge.

Does eating a lot of things that use soy really effect you in you're a guy?

>>160262776
Is mana a plant or animal product?

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>>160263997
looking forward to humanity wiping out the evolutionary dead end of animalia

>>160264062
It's plant essence, man.

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>>160264062
Is electricity a plant of animal product?

>vegan elf
>gets protein from semen

why are vegans such FAAAAAAAAAAAGS

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>>160264056
no

>>160264075
Can we also wipe out bacteria and archaea?

Oh boy I knew this episode was gonna open a can of worms.

>>160263823
and how going vegan is going to change that(if you're thinking supply=demand then it's time to wake up), make a different approach. That's like those kikebook profile flags when terrorist attacks were taking place daily in France some time ago, it's useless. I recognise cage bred, monsanto-gmo fed cows and chickens is a horror story to the nature but that isn't stopping me from buing and eating products from free husbandry, if you have connections or do it yourself it's not even expensive, europoor here

>>160264098
Because by going vegan your shits become top tier so you can do anal without preparation at any time.

>>160264056
Yes.

>>160263978
Do you feel guilty about eating pigs? No? Well same thing

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>>160264114
It can't be helped.
I regret making this thread.

Do you hate the elf because she's vegan or do you hate her veganism because it's compounded by the fact that she's an obnoxious haughty elf about it?

Or do you just hate vegans and elves?

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>vegans

>>160264128
>supply != demand
are you retarded? do you think a farmer will keep cows for meat if no one buys the meat?
it's just that on an individual level it obviously doesn't matter just like voting, recycling and anything else involving sustainability

The thing you do with Elves is get them addicted to your cooking.
Once they're fiending for your food, you plop a steak in front of them. If you did things right, they'll eat it without question because they're that hooked on your cooking, and you are then free to enjoy your new Elven slave.

>>160263823
Nigga if animals didn't wanna be eaten then why TF are they made out of food nigga BAKA

>>160264193
I hate vegans AND elves.

>>160262804
DELET

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>>160263904
>Why couldn't she eat bread by the way?
It looks like croissants/Brioche, which are made using lots of butter and eggs

>>160264053

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/06/the-history-of-ice-cream/


I know you add all sorts of chemicals and shit in your food that your FDA actual pescribe a minimum of amount of shit in your food but
>saltpeter in food
Burger education as usual.

>>160264092
I would say more animal than plant given muscular contractions and nervous systems make use of ionic currents frequently. Apart from the occasional magnetic interactions, I can't think of examples of plant electricity.

>>160264056
>Does eating a lot of things that use soy really effect you in you're a guy?
There is certainly no record of it. During WW2 the US military add soy powder to the soldier's rations. There are claims that there are bad effects potentially, but you would find literally ZERO person affected.

The belief is that this is because protein powder companies realised that soy is cheap and would undercut them. So they spread the rumour that people are stupid enough to believe. Even worse it plays on racism by saying that is why Asians are smaller. I guess if you are stupid you would fall for it.

>>160264294
>I can't think of examples of plant electricity.
Citrus?
The acid chemical reaction serves to create electricity.

>>160264293
I wrote what wikipedia says https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream#China and they do mention the chinese using saltpetre.

>>160262776
Are you new to elves?

>>160264325
Does that have any use for the plant biologically? If it doesn't, it's a battery but not quite electricity.

>>160264327
>wikipedia
>where anybody can edit in and then claim it as truth

Brilliant source there, anon. Remember to tell the professors that too.

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>~10 posts talks about the show
>the rest is shitposting
Setting new records I see.

>>160264293
>American food have literal shit in their food
>literally eating shit for a living

Explain everything about them.

>>160263948
REEEEE. The environment can go fuck itself. I want my cheap ground "beef" and "chicken" nuggets. Those animals can go fucking die too, inject them full of gmos and hormones, whatever makes my "meat" super cheap.

>>160263306
>more moral
wew lad

>>160264128
i am vegan specifically because i don't have a source for that nor the space to do it myself, nor the money to do it in an area that sucks for it.

>if you're thinking supply=demand then it's time to wake up
the thing is, supply does = demand, but we're not talking about the commercial meat industry. when it comes to the small farmers, the folks who do raise animals for meat humanely, any interest funnels into the growth of a new industry. i feel the short term goal for veganism is simply awareness, to get people to really give a good think about it, and to get options like small farmers available so people aren't stuck eating nothing but what's stocked at walmart.

>>160264427
>elves and veganism
You just know the threads are going to instantly go off-tangent.

By not killing animals you're not filling your predator role in the ecosystem.
Animal/pest population must be kept in check, not doing so is just as bad overexploitation.

Rabbits, boar and all of that tastes good.

>>160264553
I'll add, it would be immoral to kill animals and not eat them or make use of their fur.

>>160264553
You forgot to mention going "vegan" restricts the lower class and people who live off the land

>>160262984
>thats some damn good anime

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Why the fuck a vegan elf would go in the woods with a bow?
She doesn't hunt and most likely rather get knotted by an entire wolf pack than killing them for sef defense

>>160264553
I want to watch vegans trying to grow their crops as wild boars fuck up everything every night.

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>>160264675
To kill filthy barbaric humans.

So assuming there are actual filthy vegans here, enumerate to me what a standard elf diet in the forest is.

>>160264697
>teenager elf
>killing human
She would get raped by any bandit in these woods

Is honey ok? I mean it's bee puke.

>>160264715
Shrooms, weed and orc semen, my dude.

>>160264715
Semen and only semen.

>>160264675
to kill humans of course.

>>160264679
>I want to watch vegans trying to grow their crops as wild boars fuck up everything every night.
Elves can just negotiate with the boars and ask them to migrate to areas where meat-eating monsters like humans live.

Making the elves vegans would at least explain why they aren't the dominant humanoid species in the world despite all those advantages they have. Can't possibly build a civilization if you respect the property rights of wild animals.

>>160264715
Roots, fruits, and vegetables. They seem civilized, so maybe the have farms and mills.

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The orc in my pants is activated

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>>160264800
>ask them to migrate to areas where meat-eating monsters like humans live.
So ,sending them to their death?
Elves are cruel.

>>160264793
A vegan can't kill another animal and humans fall into the animal kingdom

>>160264852
How many human dicks did she suck when she was travelling?

>>160264832
>they keep teasing the loli versions of the customers

Fuck it. Introduce a recurring loli character already.

>>160264852
No, that was obviously in jest, they would ask them to just leave their farms alone because they have magical animal whispering skills.

>>160264879
All of them.

If elves respect nature and life then why don't they respect humans as well?

>>160264879
>How many human dicks did she suck when she was travelling?
It would be foolish not to consume all the protein you can get without violating the vegan code of conduct.

>>160264903
Because humans don't respect nature and life.
Would you respect someone who doesn't respect your waifu?

>>160264832
I didn't want to masturbate to male:orc female:elf today.

>>160263009
>by elves, with elves for elves
picked up

>>160264939
forgot to mention, NTR faggots need not reply

>>160264894
What if the boar told her "no fuck you I'm a 90kg tank of pure muscle and I will fuck your shit"?

>>160264903
>If elves respect nature and life then why don't they respect humans as well?
The definition of nature is anthropocentric. A beaver builds a dam? Perfectly natural. A man builds a dam? Filthy civilization.

>>160264939
>Because humans don't respect nature and life.
Animals don't respect anything. They are incapable of doing it. If there is any being in the universe that respects nature, it's man.

>>160264939
What if your waifu doesn't respect herself?

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Elf continues next week

>>160264972
>What if the boar told her "no fuck you I'm a 90kg tank of pure muscle and I will fuck your shit"?
Then the elves will leak some intel about the boars den to the wolves or bears.

>>160264992
You need to question why you went for a slut.

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elf tiddies
Breastfeeding is a garbage fetish

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>>160265005
Hopefully the other one isn't a stuck up cunt.

>>160263951
>Muh pain
>Muh consciousness
You fucking idiot pseudo empaths don't even see the big picture nor follow your beliefs to their logical conclusion because you're too blinded by the tears in your eyes. Life is life, you can't just arbitrarily stop carrying for another lifeform,mistreat and generally see as lesser because it doesn't feel pain or lacks any semblance of consciousness. Stop.being a pussy and become a Jain already. Otherwise your beliefs are completely insincere.

>>160265005
>Elf continues next week
She has human parents, she is a changling with some elf blood, but otherwise a normal upstanding human.

>>160264587
Why? Always thought this was a weird sentiment. It's dead, what does it matter?

If aliens come and they kill us, as long as they eat us or wear our skin, it makes it ok?

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>>160262984
Holy shit

>>160265153
Would you prefer dying for a purpose or at random?

>>160265176
what do personal preferences have to do with morality?

Why are treehugger elves the worst archetype of elf? At least the new elf next episode seems pretty good.

>>160264506
Keep telling yourself that.

https://pastebin.com/14M2hJaU

>>160265176
pretty sure animals don't understand what death is...

>>160265199
It's objective that killing just because you can is less moral than killing because you need to.

>>160265011
You've never dealt with wild boars, have you?
No other animal wants to fuck with them because they're hyper aggressive and travel in massive groups. Best thing you can do is trap them and blow them up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ss6gCPNs4

>>160265225
Everything alive that has at least has a semblance of consciousness knows what death is you fucboi. It's instinctual.

>>160265225
That's not the point and they do, they kill plenty of other lifeform in their lifetime
>...
Fuck off.

>>160264553
if anything, we are the ones that must be kept in check.

>>160263223
I hope Adelheid can replace her magical isekai tuberculosis with diabeetus

>>160263779
Plants feel too, you hypocrite.

>>160265233
Explain? Death is death, it's all the same.

>>160265241
No, it's called self-awareness. Animals don't "know" they even exist, much less that its possible to sop existing.

>>160265253
Proof? Bacteria kill many organisms, you wouldn't argue bacteria are sentient would you?

>>160265309
>Bacteria kill many organisms,
Bacteria aren't animals?
You're just embarrassing yourself.

What kind of fucked god would create a sentient humanoid race and make them eternally vegan? What is this suffering?

>>160265236
>You've never dealt with wild boars, have you?
No, I haven't, but I really can't imagine that those things would pose a threat to a giant dire bear raiding their den. Maybe the elves could cast barkskin and some other buffs on them, though.

>>160265324
Bacteria aren't part of the animal kingdom, friendo.

>>160262984
it perfectly fits almost any music

>>160265223
i never said i was going vegan for health and I am well aware of the nutritional issues. i dont know why you think i am telling myself i'm healthier for it. i never mentioned health in my post, you never mentioned it in your post. are you even the same anon or did someone else start dropping bait?

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>>160265324
why

why

>>160265333
We all know God owns slaughterhouse in heaven and kills millions of cows daily. Oh wait

>>160265713
Republican God does desu.

>>160265114
Ah, yes. The "it's good to kill animals because plants suffer too" logic.

>>160265309
>Explain? Death is death, it's all the same.
I'd rather a peacefull and painless death, though.

>>160264875
She's an elf bro, we do not count.

The lizardmen part was literally a documentary

Fucking nice

>>160265854
What I would give for an actual documentary-style anime.

>>160262776
No meat, fish, milk, eggs, but semen is ok? Sasuga elves.

>>160265862
It has to be about the Roman Republic with all roles filled by lolis.

>>160265887
Even their sense of morality has perfectly adapted to being raped by orcs.

>>160262984
clang

>>160264288
The bread was made with milk
The soup was made with bonito, aka a fish

>>160262984
Berserk tier

>animals eat animals all the time, everyday, for the rest of eternity
>A human(animal) eats animals
>vegans get mad
??

>>160266116
BUT MUH CONSCIOUSNESS
MUH SELF-AWARENESS

Fuck vegans
At least Jains (people who believe in Jainism) have some actual beliefs behind their diet

>it's bad to take advantage of certain living creatures
>but it's perfectly ok to take advantage of others just because they're green

>>160266116
Somebody post a that GIF of a horse eating a baby chick from those animal threads here in /a/

>>160266116
MUH ANIMAL FARMS

>>160262776
At least she's an elf. They probably have some lore-related reason why they're all vegans.

Would you guys eat other people?

>>160266236
No, people eat way to much junk. I try to avoid meat that has enough preservatives to mummify a cat.

>>160266236
I don't want to sound, but I was always mildly interested in trying human meat.

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>>160266236
I'd eat some pussy.

>>160266275
*I don't want to sound edgy

>>160266268
Let say you are stuck somewhere and have no choice. You are starving and your friend is dead next to you.

>>160266226
She might be allergic or something. She certainly made it sound like eating meat will fuck up her day. She can also apparently detect if there's animal by-products in something even after it's been thoroughly cooked and not obvious (like soup and bread).

>>160262776
She's an elf. She's asking for semen without being rude.

>>160266236
Actually yeah if:
The person being eaten consented to it.
If it was prepared properly much like any other meal.
And if there was already an existing consensus as to what human part tastes the best.

>>160266320
Knowing my friends, in a survival situation we'd start eating each other long before any of us died of natural causes.

>>160266338
Meant to answer to >>160266305

>>160266305
I wouldn't know since i've never been in that situation. any anwser i give would be pure speculation. but for the record, i guess i would if i was hungry enough.

>>160266320
I'm pretty sure the fact the she was able to detect shit in the bread and soup means that elves are born with an aversion to it. They must be blessed by some sort nature deity or something and they're gifted with extra senses to keep up their veganism.

>>160266305
>>160266305
Already happen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Air_Force_Flight_571.

>>160266236
Yes, I also wouldn't mind to eat my cats once they're dead, but that's kinda taboo and seen as immoral

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Guys I'm not a vegan, but I gotta say after those "fuck vegans" and "all life is equal" chain-posts, you pretty much have to eat humans now at least when opportunity presents itself.

That's just how it's gonna be.

>>160266404
>you pretty much have to eat humans now
Uh, i don't?

I don't care if you're vegan, i just don't want to hear your moral grandstanding because you chose one life form to exploit over another.

>picky and prideful elf
>honorable and respectful lizardman
The contrast is too good.

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best girl when

>>160266404
Why did she even have a problem with shripe? Invertebrates are barely more animals than mushrooms.

>>160266448
Six or seven.

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>>160266442
lizardmen are shit tier

>>160266441
But I just said I'm not?

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>>160266448
Since she's a space elf, how does the door works in space?

>>160266471
Everything is shit-tier in the face of 1000% necromancy.

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I really don't give a fuck about the whole vegan business, but what the fuck is this shit?

>>160265786
When did I say that? I said follow through with your own logic, reconcile man with nature and all of existence or don't bother at all you hypocritical fuck.

>>160266510
secret elven technique.
Petty humans wouldn't understand.

>>160266510
Elven magic.

>>160266510
I genuinely do not not how to hold a bow. Enlighten me, anon-sama.

>>160262984
>3-frame running animation
This is three times better than Berserk.

>>160266482
She's space dragon
>how does the door works in space
magic

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>>160266471
But they have some top tier heroes. Although their best hero is human

>>160266571
>magic
But that in't different from how it works outside of space

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>>160266510
What, aare you saying you don't enjoy a good bit of string slap?

I've ended up saving each episode for when I'm hungry and made or went out to pick up some food. This show is nice and cozy with a good meal.

>>160266441
Ironic, by denying to eat humans, aren't you the one choosing one life form to exploit over another?

>>160266510
>>160266549
Actually that's almost correct, it's just the hand holding the arrow is tilted oddly for some reason.

If you're right-handed, the bow goes in your left hand, and the arrow goes along the outside (left) edge of the bow. Techniques can vary with more modern bows but basically arrows have a notch in them that hooks the string and you grasp them right at the end with your thumb and a few fingers. Some people wrap their fingertips around the string itself but this is bad form as then releasing it can cause its lateral position to change slightly and throw off your aim, like jerking a gun trigger.

>>160266510
You see Ivan when holding bow like me enemy will never be of shoot you cause think you retarded.

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>>160266501

>>160266744
I don't even know what game that is but it looks hilarious.

>>160266735
No part of that is close to correct. Look carefully at the string.

>>160262776
I bet her pee tastes delicious.

>>160266774
Actually everything described in the post is correct, but I'm not taking any responsibility for the image being drawn poorly.

>>160264128
One person going vegan for a year is about 100 less animals killed, so it does make a difference. Even if was just one animal it makes a difference for those who care, just like if you had a choice between killing or not killing a dog you wouldn't start reasoning "oh but that doesn't prevent all the other dogs from dying so I'm just going to kill this one too".
Also there's a huge number of health benefits.

>>160264205
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but you realize Kripp is vegan?

>>160266725
It's not ironic, considering i don't see myself as the Messiah for not doing so. unlike a vegan. at least try to keep up. people are toxic waste dumps, i have no intention of knowingly eating that garbage.

>>160266812
The latter part of the post is correct, but the image is in no way close to being correct, as the post stated in the first sentence.

>>160266725
>Ironic, by denying to eat humans, aren't you the one choosing one life form to exploit over another?
Humans are some of the worst options for food. Humans are far less sanitary than regulated farm animals, have insanely bad diets and likes putting poisons into themselves, and more importantly have 100% compatibility with contagious diseases. I am not going to eat human flesh if other options are on the table, humans are extremely dirty. Do you know that before antibiotics, if you get bitten by a human you would likely die from blood poisoning?

>>160266767
Heroes of Might and Magic 3 with Shadow of Death addon.

>>160262966
Do you eat dog?
That's the thing you don't faggot, don't post useless shit

>>160266835
>100 less animals killed
There is no way that's correct unless you're getting full on frog legs and chicken wings every day, which if you are then you have more problems going on than just eating meat.
Whatever hippie blog you got that stat from surely went by the rule of eating one burger = 1 dead cow and "lol guess the rest just gets thrown in the trash!"
From a single fed steer you get 490 pounds trimmed beef, 150 lb fat trim, 110 lb bone for broth and stock.
http://igrow.org/livestock/beef/how-much-meat-can-you-expect-from-a-fed-steer/

Why is Aletta so cute? The way she ran towards veg elf.

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>>160267039
She's also on the menu.

>>160267063
HHHNNNGGG

>>160267063
but I want to feed her my semen

>>160262984
>bunnies running their asses off
>still losing
just

>>160266838
>>160266898
>if other options are on the table
Well I'm not telling you guys to go out and eat some people right now.

I'm just saying you can't have it both ways telling people they are exploiting one life over another when you do the same thing. And oh please, "people are poisonous" is just an excuse, especially in a situation like: >>160266305

The answer for me in that situation is no I won't eat another person, because I would rather die then to go on and explain to their family how I ate them to stay alive. Not because of stupid life-choice bullshit you guys keep forcing.

>>160267194
the answer is lab grown meat

When do actual demons visit the restaurant next?

>>160267194
>I'm just saying you can't have it both ways telling people they are exploiting one life over another when you do the same thing.
I don't know what you are on about. The entire basis of veganisim is questionable, especially since it denounces the very nature of us being mammals. There is no evidence anywhere that vegans are healthier than vegetarians. All signs point to recent burst of vegans as due to people's design to feel special. It is almost, but not quite, as retarded as paleo diets. Ironic that paleo diets tend to be the inverse of veganisim.

>>160267194
>I'm just saying you can't have it both ways telling people they are exploiting one life over another when you do the same thing.

It's like you didn't read. i don't care if you do or don't eat meat, i just don't want to hear how morally supeiror you say you are because you don't. especially when your reasons are hypocritical because you say one is more morally ok to eat than another.

I don't eat pork for the same reason i don't eat people. Not because i'm a moralfag like you pretend to be, but because they're fed absolute garbage and carry some of the worst parasites. I don't eat food out of the dumpster for the same reason.


please read before you reply.

>>160267317
What? When did I say vegans are healthier than vegetarians? I don't remember promoting any life style.

>>160267372
I think it's more like you can't read, I never said I was a vegan or that I have some sort of moral high ground. It's the opposite actually, because you are the one constantly attacking vegans because they don't conform to you life view. Because you think they all "eat trash" right?

Don't be an idiot you whole life alright?

>>160266510
I just realized how fucked up her hand is. Try imitating her right hand that holds the arrow. She's doing some reverse grip shit.

>>160262776
what about yoghurt?

>>160267473
She has six fingers.

>>160266835
>knowing ecelebs
kys

>>160263530
In christian fasting it makes difference.

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>>160267455
>y-you meatfags are amoral because you take advantage of a certain lifeform
>vegans are hypocrits because they arbitrarily decide what's moral or not to eat
>you must eat people then!
>people are nasty so no.
>hah y-you can't have it both ways morally
>learn to read i don't care about the morals. i just don't eat out of a dumpster.
>w-what? you need to read, b-baka. you're jus pickin on da vegans cause they don't conform.
_____________________ You are here.

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>>160262776
soon

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>>160262776
Oh, I'd show her the joys of meat, or rather my dick.

>live in the arctic circle
>haughty faggots tell me to go vegan

Yeah let's just rely on imports and all fucking die when the first crisis cuts off foreign trade.

Should I watch this if I want to fap to sexy elves?

>>160266984
Sasuga ignoring half the post, again, even if was a single animal it makes a difference for that animal, you wouldn't do the same reasoning for a dog.
>There is no way that's correct
Whatever you say.
>Whatever hippie blog you got that stat from surely went by the rule of eating one burger = 1 dead cow
No, it obviously takes into account that a person doesn't eat a cow in a year.
This is the average person consumption: Roughly 130 shellfish
40 fish
26 chickens
One turkey
Nearly half a pig
A little more than a tenth of a cow.
And yes this stat is from peta if you want to instantly disregard it here's a more in depth calculation:
http://www.countinganimals.com/how-many-animals-does-a-vegetarian-save/

>>160264003
epic meme /pol/friend

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>>160264715
For all we know the vegan elves have such efficient metabolisms they only need to eat one meal of mushrooms and leaves per day.

>>160266624
MAGIC

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>>160267606
>f-fuck vegans, all life are equal
>no you retard, not even people are equal would you eat other people?
>n-no
>but isn't all life equal to you
>w-well people are toxic and stuff! you're just forcing what's morally right f-fucking vegan
>not a vegan, you need to chill out
>f-fuck you vegan I CHOOSE WHAT I WANT
__________ You are here.
Look, I can do it too.

>>160267693
No.
Don't watch it while hungry

Is cum vegan?

>>160267821
Cocks are vegan.

Though to be completely fair, elves probably have a completely different physiology compared to humans that probably excuses them from eating meat. They have longer lifespans as well after all.

She was still a bit of a bitch about in the restaurant though.

What happens if lab grown meat goes mainstream

>>160267783
>well people are toxic and stuff
We are mate, eating humans will fuck you up really good.

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So, what was the letter all about?

>>160267886
An apology for his daughter's attitude

>>160267886
a letter of recommendation for an elf brothel for orcs

>>160267886
his daughter marriage papers

>>160263619
After I gave up dairy as an experiment, my skin problems got a lot better. Could just be coincidence but I'm scared to eat it more often than once a week or so.

>>160267616
>elf actually eats meat, so she is hiding some good chunk under cloth and pretending the be pregnant
DEVILISH

>>160267865
Only if you eat brain.

I'm actually quite curious how would human taste, apparently it's like pork.

>130 years old
>still a child

Fucking elves, I tell you.
Motherfucking elves.

>>160267967
Pretty sure dairy is bad for you. Human is the only specie that don't ween, and for some reason continue to drink milk from other species.

We're all fucked up.

>>160266835
Just because you aren't buying meat doesn't mean animals aren't being slaughtered for you. Meat goes bad all the time in grocery stores. If anything its more like a maybe like one chicken every two years.

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>>160267865
You can't fool me.

I bet you taste real good.

>>160268016
>what is supply and demand?

>>160268008
>Human is the only specie that don't ween
Your mother didn't love you very much did she?

>>160268008
Dairy is a recent adaptation, and only in europe and monogolia/upper china too.
When I mean recent I mean in the last couple thousand years did humanity gain a new mutation that allows the digestion of lactose past infancy, and it was in germanic europe.

so basically, if you have problems with milk you're an untermensch.

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>>160267998
It is important always to try new things

>>160268035
>what is a market that doesn't care about losing your business and just over produces anyways

>>160268016
Well it does, really. If you stop eating meat, stores will notice that less meat is being sold and then adjust how much they get from their suppliers. The effect isn't instant, but if they're throwing away loads of meat they'll buy less.

>>160266978
wew lad you almost caught it.

>>160268050
I love my dog

Checkmate goatfuckers.

>>160268073
>but if they're throwing away loads of meat they'll buy less
>loads of meat they
Nobody eats this much, and even if you did, the suppliers wouldn't start producing at a slower rate just because your grocery store started buying a shipment or two less a year, they would just find a different grocery store.

>>160268050
>no "dogs have other uses" argument
Nice try buddy.

>>160268050
Dogs taste bad but pig taste good.
Not believe it? Try some.

>>160268050
The "no, I am against it 100%" argument doesn't work. You hold the opinion that no one should eat dogs anywhere because it's your culture to believe that and you perceive the culture of dog eaters to be inferior.

>>160268050
I love how it misses the argument 'pigs taste better', 'they're omnivores so they're easier to raise', 'they're bigger so they actually provide more meat for your effort'.

>>160268138
I'm pretty sure thats the "I have a bond with my dog"

>>160268171
For clarity, I mean the response to "no I'm against it 100%".

>>160267998
>Only if you eat brain.
No the only relatively safe part is ironically the heart, everything else is various degree of slow and painful degradation of your body.
>>160268050
I like dogs and muslimes can't eat pigs therefore eating pigs>eating dogs, dogs also aren't efficient to breed.

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>>160267194
I mean, I'd eat people? A body is a body, something is going to eat it. Would it be my first pick? No, farming humans would take so fucking long, they carry diseases I can catch, and if the humans in question weren't farmed they are likely filled with poison. The higher up the food chain you go the greater the collection of heavy metals. Why would I pick 10,000x the lead, chromium and mercury content for a meal that took 10x as long to get to maturity as a cow, but has 1/5th the meat?

>>160268181
Alternatively I do not give a shit what they think, keep your hands off my fucking dog.
If you kill other dogs and I see it I'll shoot you on sight.
Anything else and I can't do anything about it.

>>160268050
>in practice we both know that's absurd and in any other conversation you would never say that
Not an argument

>>160268199
>No the only relatively safe part is ironically the heart, everything else is various degree of slow and painful degradation of your body.


>it's cool if those are your body parts in your body
>it's dangerous if you eats those
I don't get it.

>>160262984
Take note you baka gaijin, THIS is how you do modern animation.

>>160268166
Apparently it isn't different enough for the chinese to figure it out. You only hear the scandals about restaurants serving dog meat because someone sees the truck and hears dogs barking.

>>160267291
I dunno about demons but I think I saw the romeo and juliet expy vampires in the OP.

>>160268300
Well for one, your own liver isn't going through your digestive system

>>160268151
Pigs were used for finding truffles, which are $1000 a pound for black ones and $2000 a pound for white ones.

>>160268050
>Why eat pigs but not dogs.?
>Bacon is tasty
>So if someone likes the taste of dog, should they be allowed to eat dogs?
>Yes

>>160267886
I would assume it's the mom's "so my daughter wants to be an adventurer" message since she did traveling as well.

>>160268322
for sure has nothing to do with the heavy amounts of sauce, deep frying, or general low quality of the pork they would serve in it's place.

>>160268350
>romeo and juliet expy vampires in the OP
Who? You mean the chick with blue hair? She looks to have chicken/demon legs though in it?

>>160268351
Ok, so liver may have toxins accumulated, but what about muscle meat? How it is different from cow's?
Cow's muscle may be cleaner because they have controlled diet, but humans meat shouldn't be dangerous.

>>160268322
The Chinese are a bunch of starving peasants who's eat their mother if Chairman Jinping wasn't going to send them to the gulag for it.