>Monday
>no Megumin thread
Let's fix that.
>watching chunnibyo season 2 episode 6
>get to the bed scene
>yuuta was going in for the kiss
>gets interrupted
Kinda reminded me of this part.
>>160226476
I want to explode inside of Megumin!
>>160226596
Speaking of which, I'm really not pleased by the recent developments of their relationship.
>Kazuma accepts to become more than friends but less than lovers
>But they can't do anything overtly sexual or romantic or the others will find out
I don't like it.
>>160226476
There was a thread earlier but it died
>>160226773
Scoring this early can never mean anything good. I don't want to be pessimistic or sell Megumin short but I can't reasonably see her as endgame now.
Please let me be wrong.
Isn't the S2 OVA coming out today?
>>160226886
So, how high is her strength stat?
>>160227006
Yeah, we should be getting a raw soon.
>inb4 this is the last we see of Konosuba
>>160227019
High enough for mating presses, for sure.
>>160227039
japs will let us know if there's a s3 announcement right?
>>160227083
Yeah. And they've had the episode since the 22th, so there probably was no announcement.
>>160227129
>highly popular LN
>good anime adaptation
>fuckton of sales
>no season 3
I JUST
DON'T
UNDERSTAND
>>160227129
>>160227142
Worst part is that S3 would have adapted the absolute best novel in the series. DEEN managed to turn two mediocre volumes into gold, imagine what they would have done with this one.
>>160227129
There wasnt an announcement in the episode itself
Best chance is in the special broadcast of the 28th
>>160227252
The chances are very slim. Nothing is ever announced in those podcasts.
>>160226476
>Megumin
IMAGINE waking up to this.
I get that you guys like Megumin, but do you also like her flaws?
>>160227019
She's more physically fit than Kazuma, and possibly Yunyun too (based on her duel book wins)
>>160227498
>Megumin is a better runner than Yunyun despite being physically fragile
That's my girl.
>>160227367
I'd ask myself why I'm not cuddling that already
>>160227459
She's cute, who cares about flaws
>>160226476
chose one anon.
>>160227459
I love and embrace her flaws.
>>160227604
I choose 爆裂.
>>160227459
Her flaws only make her more precious to me
>>160227459
Her only flaw is that she's not as good as Aqua
>>160227459
The same as every Konosuba. I like everything about her.
>>160227704
I sure wonder who's behind that post.
>>160227704
Aqua, stop posting.
>>160227704
Aqua is a monkey, she's only good for bullying and crying.
>>160227459
Megumin has no flaws!
>>160227763
No, she's a doggo.
>>160227777
Quads confirm.
>>160227763
Aqua is best drinking buddy
>>160227777
Is this the ideal way to carry Megumin?
>>160227459
What are her flaws?
>>160227921
Bratty, often unable to stick to plans causing trouble to the party, panics easily in crucial situations, manipulative to an extent, bully, onion duck killer.
>>160227906
Yup, otherwise you can't impregnate her while she recovers.
Let´s stop this thread before xp crashes. Not enough ram for this.
>>160227906
No, this is.
>>160227958
All things that make her cuter
And she might be a bully, but she cares the most for yunyun
And >he doesnt kill the rare monsters for grinding purposes
this is why you would never defeat the Demon King
>>160226886
>Megumin will never princess carry you
Why even live?
>>160228105
But anon, you wouldn't know about Megumin if you weren't alive.
First mini Megumin, now mini Darkness. Can anyone even remotely control Natsume Akatsuki?!
>>160228192
Well, what do you expect he is a self-insert lolicon
>>160227780
Chomusuke is the best pet to have
>>160228192
What's 2+2?
Aqua:
>>160226476
Wrestle time!
>>160228274
>be Megumin
>make a goddess your pet
>>160227777
>>160227958
>onion duck killer
How's that a flaw?
>>160226476
>you wake up tomorrow as Kazuma
>Megumin is sleeping next to you
What do ?
Did you guys know Aqua has no vagina and because of this she is an inferior waifu to Megumin?
>>160228353
>there's nothing wrong with killing Farfetch'd
>>160228378
Anal is better anyway
>>160228319
>Goddess imitates her all the time
Further prove that Megumin is nothing short of perfect
>>160228391
The end justifies the means
>>160226476
I'd love to take a bath with Megumin into an onsen
Best. Girl. Ever.
>>160228375
Fuck everyone. This is the only correct answer
>>160228511
>walk into Alcanretia onsen
>come across Megumin by pure chance
What do?
>>160228375
Marry Megumin. This is the only correct answer.
>>160228544
Philosophise about explosion magic of course
>>160228544
raep :D
>>160228375
Make an honest Chuuni out of her.
>>160227777
>>160228444
>two posts saying Megumin is perfect
>both end in repeating digits
At last I truly see.
>>160227498
>She's more physically fit than Kazuma, and possibly Yunyun
She's undernourished. She's not better than Yunyun. Duels are won through trickery and Yunyun wanting to lose to keep the rivalry going as it's her lone form of friendship
>>160228774
How do you win a race through trickery?
>>160228798
Here's a little lesson in trickeryThis is going down in history
This is the image that made me watch Konosuba.
>>160228822If you want to to be a villain number one
>>160228848
This is the one that made me watch.
>>160228876
Those proportions aren't very good.
>>160228896
Yeah, look at actual Aqua, she is diappointingly small.
>>160228987
Now that I think about it, Ruri is a good Aqua. Not that I don't like Aqua though.
BAKURETSU BAKURETSU LA LA LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTH6XFsSmjM
>>160228544
Manhandle her(willingly)
>>160229027
>five minutes
What is this weak shit?
https://youtu.be/fIgm6lxvUfQ
>>160229056
You're not a true Megumin fan if you haven't listened to this for 10 hours straight.
>>160229029
I would just pick her up and bend her over the first piece of furniture I see and fuck her non-stop
>>160229067
I unironically have.
>>160227958
It all just adds to the fun when you get to manhandle and bend her over things and she can't do anything about it.
I want to bury my face in there and die.
>>160227839
>all those positive reactions
Megumin is pleased.
OVA FUCKING WHEN
REEEEEEEEE
>>160229946
I'd give it a few days.
>>160226773
Wait so Megumin and Kazuma are together now?
>>160230023
Yeah, but without the sex.
>>160226773
>>160226887
Yeah it really gave Kuroneko vibe.
>>160227906
Yes.
>>160227704
>aqua
>good
>>160230023
More like "commited to each other" but no gf/bf yet
>>160231583
Even a broken clock is right two times a day
>>160231583
What?
>>160230023
Something like that.
>>160232034
Megumin is not flat anymore
>>160232075
She's a big girl.
If you midgets dont stop posting megumin ill make an instant loss 4koma of her.
Aqua ackbar
>>160232624
Are you the monster who drew the Yunyun 4koma of her getting rejected by her baby?Please do one of Megumin getting royally screwed over somehow
Chibi Megu is cute!
Please don't reply to Aquaposters, or that one guy who keeps forcing "Konoshitta," thanks!
>>160233027
>tfw the last radio show is on the 28th
>>160228544
I would bathe with her in my arms, with her head on my chest and her arms around me, then i'dwalk her home gently.
>>160233275
>last time rie takahashi will be voice acting Megumin
>>160227459
Meguminhas no weaknesses!
No news about the OVA yet?
>>160233433
She probably cried when she heard S3 wouldn't happen
>>160227704
Is it true she is like a ragdoll
>doesnt have a vagina?
>>160234499
Most likely, she really enjoyed voicing Megumin. Shame rie won't be voicing her anytime soon.
>>160227704
>singles
>>160227777
>>160228444
>>160234344
quads, trips, dubs
Glad that's settled
>>160234412
It's been officially out for a day. Other than that, no.
>>160234671
I heard chinese are already working on subs
Megumeme a shit
>>160233027
>>160233275
Where can I listen to these?
Do they have translations?
>>160227958
I love her because of what you listed though?
>>160226476
This is now a loli monday thread.
>>160235624
>>160235572
>>160235532
>>160235491
why you hate megumin
I want Megumin to be my maid, she would be very cute and I would pat her head and praise her even if she was terrible at it.
Post your favorite Megumin reaction/face
>>160236354
>>160236266
>Maidgumin
>>160236354
GIMME ALL THE OVAS AND GIVE THEM TO ME NOWplease
>>160236354
:3
Fucking pedos and their Megumin worship
Bow down to your rightful god Aqua
>>160237752
I only bow to the human incarnation of the god of destruction.
>>160230490
Don't compare a LN titled "my sister can't be this cute" where relationship drama is the only plot device to a lighthearted fantasy comedy where romance is a sub plot. There are thousands of novels we don't ever know about, don't generalise so easily.
>>160235384
A lot of them are on Youtube, if not all. They're really fun to watch, Rie and Jun are a good comedic duo.
>>160235384
And only a few of them have translations but it's not terribly difficult to understand.
>>160227958
Don't forget
>flat
>>160238237
Not anymore, she has grown a modest chest.
>>160238327
She's really getting closer and closer to 15, isn't she? Our lolikko has grown. I'm moved.
>>160238327
I need comparison
>>160238413
>tfw been following her adventures since she was 12
It's like seeing your own daughter grow except you also want to fuck her.
>>160238327
Has she actually? Do you have official artwork of it? Because if so, I'm actually really impressed an LN author is doing that
How does her spinoff compare to the main series? I kinda want to read it.
>>160238768
they've always been that big, she's never been truly flat, just small chested with big A cups or small B cups. She looks flat compared to Darkness and Aqua though.
>>160236354
>>160238852
Kazuma actually alludes to it during the fight against Verdia in the LN. He picks her up after she casts explosion, and then he feels something soft on his back and notes that "Megumin is not as svelte as she looks under all this clothing", as in, Megumin actually has breasts under her bandages.
So why is the generic loli so liked? Are leditors this clueless about cute lolis? I bet half of these posters were the kind who used to spam Umaru at every moment
>>160238729
The spin-off is carried by Megumin's monologues. If you liked Kyon's style of narration, you should like Bakuen.
>>160227367
I do, every time I dream. Then I wake up. One of these days, I hope I don't wake up.
>>160238729
It's fun. 12 yo Megumin is scummy
>>160239037
>>160233801
DEEN think they slick...
>>160239366
>OVA screenshot
Yeah, Megumin was probably completely flat in the anime, at least until Alcanretia revealed that she had dem budding mounds. But she already had them from the beginning in the novel.
Go back to your containment discord group.
>>160239724
There's one? Link pls
Who else could be endgame besides Megumin? Kazuma sees Darkness as no more than a sex fiend, Aqua is drinking buddy material, and I doubt they would allow Kazuma to marry Iris.
If anything, he ends up alone with no one putting out because he's a piece of shit.
>>160239724
You sound flustered.
>>160239724
Holy carp, link me bro.
>>160226476
where's your ova you fucking megumeme
>>160239724
What the fuck is a discord?
>>160239724
This. Almost every other general that had a dedicated fanbase even after the series stopped being animated left/moved to a new place to talk about their shit, why can't you fuckers?
>>160239917
Because
This is just one butthurt guy samefagging mad that his favorite loli isnt still getting threads
just report and ignore and post more of my wife
>>160239917
how new are you anon?
>>160239917
Your shitposting game is weak. Bully us out if you dare
>>160240062SATAN GUIDE MY COCK.jpg
>>160240137
Megu butt is so nice~
>>160228876
>literally has no vagina and is built like a barbie doll
>>160239917
I'd rather deal with reposted content than the cancer that is Discord.
>>160239611
I recognize that pic.
>>160240771
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5263042
Yeah.
kuso anime
>>160240076
Says the anon the didn't witness nipplemod or the time mods tried to kill off generals entirely. Fuck, i bet you didn't know naruto threads were banned at one point.
>>160240242
OH NOES!
>>160242441
2pretty4me
>>160242740
Where can I find my own Megu puppy?
>>160242781
Cats are superior.
>>160242828
A cat is fine too
>>160236266
I would punish her with rough headpatting every time she messes up
>>160242928
>rough headpatting
Please only bully her gently.
>>160242872
She's basically a kitten.
>>160242983
Medium bullying, followed by excessively spoiling her like a princess
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5umq7b
I feel like I rewatched the anime.
>>160243063
She really is. I want to let her lay on my lap and pet her head.
>>160240588
What makes discord cancer? The worst thing is its insistence on being for gaming and the shitty startup messages.
>>160243145
I don't even use Discord so I won't try to defend it, but people are just hipsters when it comes to relatively new things, most of the time.
>>160243145
Not the app itself but rather the kind of people it invites. Basically take attention whores who lurk the board and then put them in a chatroom with each other. This has been the ultimate destiny of every single Discord chat I've found on 4chan.
>>160243275
I can agree with this. I added someone from /a/ on Steam once, I'll never do it again.
He seemed decent at first, but he was actually a complete ironic weeb.
>>160243120
Why does she sit like that?
>>160243321
Maybe her butt hurts?
>>160243313
Wow what do you know, people who enjoy a board where you can hide under anonymity are actually cunts IRL. Who would've thought?
>>160243395
I said ironic weeb, not cunt.
>>160243321
She has to pee, Anon. Have you watched the show?
Megumin best.
I'm gonna get this printed on a wall scroll.
Boy, my girlfriend sure makes people angry. I wonder why they are so bitter.
>>160243491
>lewd Megumin wall scroll
The most I've done is a Megumin phone lockscreen.
>>160243491
>dad walks in
>>160243439
It's a meme you dip
i wish s3 would come
>>160243369
From what?
>>160243636
>>160243584
Dad actually walked OUT some 25 years ago.
>>160243580
I already have pic related on my wall, and I have a few more posters and wall scrolls on the way to fill up my walls.
>After you die you will not go to an universe full of anime girls
>You will never meet Megumin
>You will never have sex with Megumin
>You will spend most of your life alone in your room
>>160243682
I feel I must apologize for posting non-Megumin.And non-spoilered.
>>160243613
I will never loose hope
>>160243613
>that collarbone
>exposed petite shoulders
Muh
>end the anime right before Megumin gets some character exploration
I'm so salty.
>>160243613
Here's hoping it doesn't. We don't need anymore cancer.
>>160243682
>Dad actually walked OUT
I never thought I'd meet a niggaboo; and in that case, what do your fellow gang members say about your lewd wall scrolls?
>>160243754
>no Bakuen movie
>>160227142
DEEN doesn't like anime, and they don't WANT this to be a success. They want to sell books, and having a successful anime, in their eyes, competes with and hurts book sales. It's BECAUSE Konosuba was successful that they intent to prevent it from ever airing again.
The whole point of the anime was an advertisement to sell books, and once any of their animes becomes successful, it gets axed to prevent it from competing with the books.
>>160244722
I want to become rich just so I can fund it.
>>160244869
Not DEEN, Kadokawa. DEEN is just a studio for hire.
>>160244345
Not black. Sorry to disappoint you but white dads leave even more.
Why does she wear the collar?
>>160245483
Definitely a sexual reason.All these /v/irgins coming in for the OVA need to leave
>>160245483
It boosts her sex appeal.
>>160245535
How dare people try to talk about anime on the anime board, right?
>>160245592
Talking about posts like these.
>>160244345
>>160245462
>>160228544
Kindly apologize and tell her I didn't know there was a kid's bathing area, and leave.
>>160245483
Chokers are subtly sexual. Also it makes her resemble a kitten.
Season 3 will happen, you stupid faggots. There is still plenty of time to announce it.
>>160227459
I'm nothing.I like Raratina.Second best GuP VAto boot.
>>160245570
P-put that book down!
>>160245889
That's a great gif
>>160245888
Please don't call her a kid, she has a smoking hot body
>>160246200
If that's a kid, then I'm a toddler.
>>160246200
The two are not mutually exclusive.
WHY DOESN'T BEST GIRL GET MORE ART
IT'S NOT FAIR YOUR MEME LOLI GETS IT ALL
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0By9vcsYU-1jUOGJPRm5UTWZld00
First three volumes with a decent translation. Enjoy.
>>160246452
But she is best girl.
>>160246452
Dumb wojak poster
>>160246452
To bad even generic loli doesn't even get close to the amount of art some someone like Rem gets. Then again, when generic loli is worse then generic maid it becomes understandable.
Anyone translating the OVA to English yet? Little annoyed there is some new girl in it when I just want more Aqua and Meme
>>160246851
China is on it, but there's no words of an English translation as of now.
>>160246914
Watching her eat feels like feeding a homeless kitten.
>>160247677
She's always so cute, even from behind. Those clothes don't fit her petite stature at all and it's adorable.
>>160245483
Nobody cared who she was, until she put on the collar.
>>160247677
How do they fuck up four frames of shadows?
>>160247677
Why doesn't she grab the staff from the bottom part?
>>160248103
Seems pretty top-heavy and could be hard to wield from the bottom.
>>160248464
How do you make them so big while keeping so many colors?
Is the LN translated? If so, where can I download it?
>>160248509
Type that in Google you lazy fuck.
>>160248557
I did and I couldn't find it
>>160248313
>>160248369
>>160248414
>>160248464
We can use webm now, grandpa
>>160228597
hehe, I read this doujin a while ago, is one of the best because it respects the personalities of the characters.
>>160248509
Look a few posts above
>>160248582
Look for a fanfic then
>>160248313
>>160248414
>>160248369
>those inconsistent triangles
God, i feel bad for those Korean sweat shop workers. Having to be forced to make such a shit product
>>160248509
Give me a sec, I'm making a MEGA link with all the best translations.
>>160248859
Thanks
Does anyone feel like Megu is the cutest girl ever, because her cuteness feels genuine instead of forced?
>>160248793
there's one every thread huh
>>160248873
https://mega.nz/#F!SRpVTYyB!1Hn3ouyUeTJGLaLBZ16lWw
In volume 1's case, you get to choose between the re-edit(someone took SkyTheWood's poor TL and corrected it) or the retranslation(someone translated it from scratch). Volume 2 and 3 are relatively well translated, but the rest is a bit eh, at least until yuNS takes over.
As for volume 11 and Continued Explosions, I couldn't find a PDF/ePub for them, so you'll have to read them here: https://crimsonmagic.me/konosuba/
>>160249075
>yuNS takes over
>but I’ve decided that she should feel the stench of this love quite soon.
What did he mean by this?
>>160248913
Yes
>>160248913
Her passion for explosions gives her an aura of genuity. She's super cute all the time, but she's just doing things she likes so it doesn't feel forced.
>>160249184
He was probably just confused by イチャラブ.
How do we fix Megumi Koumazoku
>>160249291
Japan, is that you?
>>160249291
Get rid of her and add a Rem instead. Much better then that pile of shit
>>160249506
Who's Rem?
>>160249506
>Replacing perfection with the complete opposite
What did he mean by this?
Is Kazuma secretly a genius
>>160249506
Who is that?
>>160249586
No, he's just lucky.
>>160249562
Shitty band.
>>160249506
She can stay in her own shit show
>>160249506
>>160249586
His perception is high
>Megumin thread
>RZ and NGNL spam
>Rem thread
>not a single Konosuba post
Every single time.
>>160249579
>Replacing perfection with the complete opposite
Yeah, who would want memegumin?
>>160249672
The author thinks otherwise.
>>160249820
>What is the constant rem cucking subaru spam
>>160249820
Just post Megumin.
>>160246474
>https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0By9vcsYU-1jUOGJPRm5UTWZld00
Thank you!
Light novel or manga?
>>160250179
Manga is way behind
Even more behind than the anime
>>160250223
Thanks, light novel it is.
>>160250179
Manga for Konosuba is shit. Anime > LN >>> manga. Not counting the Bakuen manga (Megumin spin-off) of course, which has a different artist.
I seriously can't wait for the OVA.
I want a Megumini.
>>160250762
Imagine.
>>160250762
>14.5cm
>0.40kg
IMAGINE
>babbies and plebbitors first loli waifu
>worst konosuba
>zygote's first troll
>>160250885
Nice opinion.
>>160250885
This desu
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR
(MY CAR)
Do you guys ever appreciate the fact that it's been 551 days since Megumin's first appearance and we're still having these weekly, comfy threads? Never change, /a/.
>>160250930
>>160250943
not an argument on why you suffer from low test.
>>160251152
>implying
Darkness is my type but I love Megumin
>>160251087
/a/ told me she was a seasonal waifu though
>>160251087
We should organize a rewatch of the anime some time.
>>160251343
Get better taste in lolis or no one is gonna respect you desu.
>>160251087
Wow, cancerous konofags are cancerous, who could have guessed that one?
>>160251412
Please, just don't do it in here.
>>160251412
Don't listen to >>160251529 we should totally do it.
>>160251652
Keep it in your cancerous discord group.
This is Megumin.
>>160251749
Stop replying to yourself.
This is Kazumin. Know the difference.
Alternatively, you could make a thread about something you like and post in that instead.
>>160251762
P R E C I O U S
>>160251826
>no more pajamas Megumin
As much as it might displease some people, I really want more Megumin. I hope the next volume is focused on her.
Volume 11's epilogue had Megumin opening up about her time in axel prior to joining the party.
When is she going to inquire about Kazuma's parallel world slip up in Volume 8?
>>160252289
I don't know. The characters become seriously dense when the author needs them to.
Volume 10 had Aqua and Megumin seriously believe that Kazuma would try to hit on Aqua.
>>160252356
It's called shit writing.
>>160252520
Yeah, that's what I was implying.
>>160252520
>love Megumin
>haven't liked her source material for a long time
Sometimes I wish she was in a standard fantasy instead of an isekai fantasy (written by a novice at that). Probably why I liked her spin-off the most: no self-insert or harem to get in her way.
>>160252729
The LN peaked at V5 and has been in a downfall trend since V10. I still hope that it'll get better.
>>160252846
10 was pretty bad, but 11 was good. 12 also looks promising. I believe
>>160252894
Eh, 12 looks okay but unsatisfying.
>>160252846
>>160252894
that's upsetting, the Megumin x Kazuma ship looked really interesting after watching the anime and its a shame they had to plague the LN with harem tropes when what I saw of the anime was so refreshing and different
>>160252356
Aqua seriously believes that Kazuma trying to rape her is just a matter of time
>>160253102
She's always been like that though, even back when they lived in the stables in that date drama CD
>>160253089
Yeah, I loved the bath scene because they were bantering as equals. Such a great dynamic.
>>160253155
bath episode was definitely my favorite episode
>>160253212
Well the LN version had Kazuma realize that Megumin was in his strike zone, but besides that the anime version was a lot funnier albeit disappointingly short. I'm a lot sadder that they cut most of the plot-important scenes from Alcanretia, and Kazuma's date with Megumin and Yunyun would have been a nice addition to the anime.
>>160253155
The LN version is better, they cut some of the relevant lines (about half of the dialogue) that helps set things for later, as well as making the anime version flow poorly.
>>160253290
The strike zone, but also the 'That's ok I'll never fall for you-' after Kazuma gives his speech about violent tsundere in love.
>>160253361
>That's ok I'll never fall for you
How ironic.
>>160253001
Well it is a Darkness volume after all. 3 was barebones and 7 was abysmal so it's not hard to top them
>>160253155
>only got 1 episode to herself in S2
>no S3
Run me over with a tractor and blow my corpse.
>>160253462
I mean I actually like Darkness, but all of her volumes have been about boring stuff so far(legal issues, noble affairs, marriage). V12 also seems to have an entire chapter dedicated to tax paying.
>>160253089
>its a shame they had to plague the LN with harem tropes
Please read the novels yourself instead of believing fourth rate trolls
>>160253482
I feel the same way.
>>160253522
Darkness got trapped between her fetish and her shitty naive noblewoman who wants to be cool archetype
I mean she's still great but when you're competing against Megumin and Aqua it doesn't bode well
ADAPT BOOKS FIVE AND SIX OR I WILL DESTROY THIS ENTIRE STUDIO
>>160253408
Even more so when you realize she clearly remembered this conversation later in how she reacts to finding Kazuma in compromised situations. She never goes violent tsundere, plays it down... But is often a bit upset in private. In general, the scene has allot more foreshadowing then typical for the series.
>>160253691
It will be adaptedIn manga form featuring amazing art such as this
>>160253638
You're right. I feel that the author could use some new ideas. Megumin's volumes are some grandiose stuff, like slaying gods while he keeps rehashing the same boring stuff for Darkness. Is he really that uninspired when it comes to her?
>>160253800
Darkness is so boring a literal God had to descend to the earth so she wouldn't be alone
Yunyun gets shit on but damn is Darkness dull
Also you can't have her do anything grand because she can only tank, so it gets down to political stuff.
>>160253800
It's hard to do cool stuff with Darkness because of her "I can't hit shit" gimmick. You can use a one-shot nuke to do some cool stuff. You can't use a miss.
Also I believe Megumin will win. I believe in the author not to fuck this up.
>>160248252
>flip staff over
>hold from the large end
>poke the apple with the thin end
Problem solved.
>>160253800
Darkness really is a boring character, I'm so disappointed with her development (or complete lack thereof). She doesn't even seem like a friend of Kazuma, just a potential fuckbuddy (but sex isn't allowed in LN's so what's the point) and object of lust.
>>160249506
The only girl in that show that wasn't shit was Crusch.
>>160251343
The fact that her fans have demanded she be paired with the MC, Kazuma, is the biggest crime. Lalatina needed to be paizuried. Fucking pedofags.
Lolis going het is disgusting, they should either be like Kanna (daughterfu) or go yuri. Oppai should always win, this is indisputable .
>>160254189
Megumin is best girl and deserves her wish granted. I wouldn't even care about Kazumin if she didn't desire it.
>>160254037
Honestly I'm no author, but as opposed to "beautiful all-powerful goddess who is actually scum and retarded" and "poor chuuni loli who is actually part of a genetically engineered super mage clan", who offer a lot of possibilities, "sheltered noblewoman who wants to be an adventurer but it's actually a hard m" doesn't allow for much. I literally can't think of a Darkness plot which isn't a variation of what we already had.
>>160254189
Been a while since I saw that much bad taste in a single post
Congrats
>>160254403
For not liking oppai paizuri and liking loli het you have low testosterone.
>>160254279
So like I said, its all come down to her fans.
>>160254610
No, it really doesn't.
>>160254189
>implying Megumin isn't sexy
>>160254189
There is literally nobody to blame except the author for how a story is written. If an author decides to listen to popularity polls, that isn't the fault of the people who voted.
>>160254622
They could have easily paired her with Wiz or something, it didn't have to be with the main character. They could have written however they wanted, but fans wanted her paired with the MC.
>>160254695
Megumin was a potential love interest in the web novel too, and did the most things with Kazuma. Once again, it was planned.
>>160254672
How about the author having his own creative input?
>>160254654
>implying she has hips, navel and thighs like that
fanart nigga
>>160242983
Non-artifact version
>>160254772
But she does look like that.
Please ignore the low quality meme speak anime only bait and post more Megumin
>>160254772
Megumin hasbombshellhips and thighs
>>160254772
Sure she doesn't have much on top, but that fried toad meat is going to other places anon....
>>160254956
Those boots really fit her.
>>160254654
>>160230023
>Something like that.
not
but friendship
>tfw an eternal soft spot for Chuunis
I'm glad she isn't shit.
>Megumin
>no hips
Provably wrong.
>>160254973
The vast majority of the nutrients she consumes go right to immensely powerful brain
>>160226476
whats megumin, and why should i watch?
>>160255073
>whats megumin
Megumin.
>why should i watch?
Megumin.
>>160255048
The amount of detail put into drawing Megumin's belly is quite amazing. Look at this tasteful shading and vagina bones, and then look at Iris' plain belly.
Mishima Kurone confirmed for dude with good taste.
>>160255073
This is a Megumin. It's immensely powerful, intelligent, prideful, and sexual. It's also very small, tipping the scales at 40kg and being a mere 145cm tall. It's immense mana stores can hold the energy of a tactical nuclear weapon, but can only be expended all at once and once a day. Despite being useless in many situations and being high maintenance, they are treasured for their unparalleled cuteness and delightful personalities.
>>160255048
Jesus christ I love her.
>>160254695
>first tsundere main girl wins
Generic, nip shit taste, anyone but her, two nukes weren't enough!
>secondary loli character who is fan favourite but not first girl wins
Popularity polls, fucking editors, muh first cover, author sold out!
If I didn't know better I'd say you are just a fucking hipster who will never be satisfied, but you are a simple troll.
>>160255260
>and sexual
Nigga what
>>160255260
>intelligent
if that's true, why does she sound retarded in almost all of her scenes?
>>160255312
Intelligent does not mean smart. Also cultural differences.
>>160255312
Her thoughts are just too complex for plebs like you.
>>160255048
and the funny thing her hips and thighs are only half the save of Lalatina's.
>>160255312
>sounding retarded
That's subjective. I guess cheerful people sound retarded to you.
I just finished reading the spin-off light novel.
Why did she abruptly stopped her search for Wiz?
>>160254997
Hard to grasp from a western viewpoint, but this is an actual relationship now. 'lovers' in this sense doesnt mean sex, but public display as girlfriend/wife to be ECT. Megumin just isn't ready to go that far just yet. Which is funny because in the later set short stories the random townsfolk refer to her as 'Kazuma-sans girlfriend Megumin'.... They all know it. The cast outside of Darkness band Aqua sure as hell know it...In fact in seems in v12 there is a spot were starts to dawn on them that they have effectively been dating for over a year (them being the last to realize it).
>>160255260
>high maintenance
Literally the least amount of trouble of anyone in the party.Not that the bar has been set very high.
>>160255339
At least don't post her fat version.
>>160255291
Am I wrong?
>>160255283
>muh trolling
Get some taste nigga instead of being a low test DFC faggot.
>low test
Stop the crossboarder speak now.
>>160255339
Bigger =/= better.
>>160255408
>muh crossboarders
this isn't your safe space, tumblrina.
>>160255417
You can't paizuri with DFC, sorry.
>>160255344
It's not Wiz
>>160255438
>implying I care about that
Slender streamlined bodies get me off.
>>160255438
Holy shit, you're a living meme.
>>160228848
>>160229330
>>160238772
>>160238852
>>160239037
>>160242872
>>160243439
>>160243491
I find it hilarious (and also sad) how many Megumifags draw her with tits and hips. She has NEITHER! She's as flat as a board. Most men have bigger tits than her too.
Just look at the images from the actual anime... not even a shadow under the place where her boobs would be. Not even a small poke. Not even a bump. Nothing. Nada. Flat as a board!
>>160255457
So you like traps?
>>160255312
She speaks in an older, more formal sounding dialect of Japanese. To those who don't have gaijin ears, she actually sounds the most intelligent.
>>160255344
She's not looking for Wiz but pic related.
She stopped becauseshe ended up killing her.
>>160255467
>anime
Watch S2, also what matters is the source material anyway
Good try though
>>160255467
I win again, Axis.
>>160255480Yes.
Someone explain to me in detail how megumin would hold up in a mating press.
>>160255146
Yeah but Iris will grow up to look like Darkness.
>>160255529
Most men still have a bigger chest than her, Lalatina is for Patrician men who want to paizuri her.
>>160255575
Gross.
>>160255548
Her STR stat is higher than a base human's. She would hold up well.
>this many shitposters dedicated to ruining this thread
This board sure is full of some bitter people. If you're so insecure in your choice in waifu that you need to attack other peoples' tastes to confirm your taste is superior, you don't love her enough.
>>160255598
Haglover, please.
>>160255598
>most men have bigger chests than her
Only in the United States. Go make a cowtits thread please.
>>160255621
Really, I'm cool with it as long as they post Konosuba.
>>160255527
>Watch S2, also what matters is the source material anyway
Here's S2. NOTHING!
She's just jealous of any girl with tits... as usual.
>>160255712
Even /fit/ has bigger chest then megumin.
>>160255647
>not liking ara-ara
gay
>>160255447
>>160255507
Surprised I actually got genuine responses. Thanks, friendos.
>>160255765
>liking hags
What are you trying to compensate for?
>>160255364
>.....have effectively been dating for over a year (them being the last to realize it).
over a year? wut?
Reminder.
>>160255880
Thanks for the daily reminder.
>>160255880
Thanks.
>>160255804
>DFC low testosterone faggots telling others that others are trying to over compensate
>>160255849
The 'explosion walks'
>>160255880
what does it say?
>>160255983
Official heights. Protip: you're supposed to focus on Megumin's height and not look at the rest of the picture.
>>160255983
the joke is the "roughly 145 cm" or something
>>160255880
>190cm
>she would only come up to bottom of my chest
She's so precious, I just want to embrace her tiny feminine body, and feel the pulse of a heartbeat through her cute budding breasts.
>>160255048
Would she let me lick her hips if I asked nicely,
>>160255849
Two years have roughly passed since the start
Volume 5 happened halfway
>>160256055
>precious
Indeed.
Hey guys, how do you feel about___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Megumin not being real? ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>160256171
feel like i don't want to live anymore
>>160255763
>here's S2
>posts the S1 OVA
>>160256171
>Megumin not being real?
Screw that, I'll make anime real and marry her.
>>160256171
>>160256171
You've gone too far.
>>160256032
IMAGINE
>>160226476
Do I need to read her spin-off or can I skip it? I already finished volume 1 and it's booooooooooooooooooooooring as fuck
>>160256055
kek... no tits. not even a bump.
>>160255880Chris = Eris and Megumin's a flat midget
>>160256355
If you didn't like it you might as well not keep reading
>>160227777
is that why she's so painfully boring compared to the rest of the main cast?
>>160256355
Read the manga version maybe.
>>160256391
yeah I get that, but I mean, do I need to read it to not miss something related to the plot of the normal novels? Is it worth to keep checking out for some reason or not at all?
>>160256435
It builds up an important fight, but you can make do without it I guess.
>>160256435
yeah is a must read
>>160256430
I noticed it doesn't have a lot of chapters, does it cover everything from those novels or does it skip some good or relevant parts?
So before they moved in the mansion, where did Megumeme sleep at night?
>>160250867
I know exactly where this is going
>>160256549
It doesn't skip anything, it's just not finished yet.
>ywn look like this
The singularity can't come soon enough
>>160256592
Then why would you recommend it to me anon wtf.
Well, guess I'll check it out and then read the novel from the point the manga left.
>>160256561
She saved the people of her carriage while travelling to Axel, so the driver paid for her stay in the inn for a week. Then she joined Kazuma's party and started paying her rent with quest money.
>>160256661
Because it's almost over. Read it on batoto.
>>160256670
Ah, sounds about right.
>>160256650
I'd rather have Megumin to myself than look like her desu
>>160256571
Adorable.
>>160256171
There needs to be a scene like this in the novel.
>>160256571
I need to know what happens next I need the text translated
How can I go about getting this stitched into a hat? I feel wearing a beret with this would get me in trouble.
>>160256786
I'd take either without preference.I'd even be some anons Megumin for him
>>160256571
what is this?
>No Magic Zone
>>160228856
Then you have tonot get cucked by cancer
New anime project announced.
https://twitter.com/Anime_Voice/status/889687886638981120
>>160258253
>>160258253
Please anon, I can't read moonrunes.
>>160258253
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>160258381
right here faggot >>160258344
>>160258253
Don't get my hopes up, asshole. I know this isn't S3
Chunchunmaru
>>160258253
Maybe a continuation of the radio
>>160227906
If you carry her like this, you can look at her pretty face the entire time (and watch her get cute and flustered when she asks you to stop staring)
>>160258253
Is this true? please someone tell me that is true, it is true?
>>160258253
Hope is the path to sadness
>>160258758
Well, the tweet is definitely talking about planning a new Konosuba anime project. The account itself looks fairly legit too, unless someone made 50k troll tweets about anime news.
>>160248504
https://www.imagemagick.org/Usage/quantize/#od_posterize
For this animated GIF >>160248464, I used o8x8,10,10,6 for all the frames. o8x8,25,25,8 for 20170425170919.gif.
o8x8,R,G,B
Start with o8x8,8,8,4 and increase the values for R,G,B until you are satisfied with the result.
>>160255067
and her soft butt
>>160255364
I should start reading this, seeing as how we are never going to get a season 3NEVER
>>160227704
>Aquaposting
Absolutely Haram
>>160228597
5/5 doujin
>>160248626
>the best because it respects the personalities of the characters.
That's why I like Darkness doujins, doesn't matter how much of a turbo slut you make her, or how fucked up her situation, it's still in character.
>>160255467
bitch your waifu has literally no vagina automatically making her the most inferior waifu on the show
>>160260286
Funny you should say that....
It's time to believe in the power of Megumin Monday!!!!!
>new anime project
>announced on a monday (in murrica)
Has all the posting finally borne fruit?
>>160229056
Surrender. You are great
>>160260578
Oh wow, has the megumonday shitposting born fruit?
>>160258740
>>160261570
Chuuni village would be season 3, right?
>>160262511
Yup
>>160261570
Let us pray (to Eris)!
Are you ready?
>>160256927
They snuggle.And then Kazuma rips her in half with his dick