Which Shinobu is best?
Loli short hair, loli long hair, teenage body, or full adult body?
The only good Vampire is a dead Vampire.
>>160171857
all of them obviously what kind of question is that they are all the same person
Ka ka
>>160172000
Vampires are already dead baka
>>160172000
Commit suicide.
>>160172000
This. Fiends that feed on the flesh of mankind are the enemy of mankind and must be completely and utterly destroyed without remorse or compassion.
12 years old is the best
>>160174053
What if governments fed death row inmates to vampires instead of injecting/hanging/shocking them?
>>160173754
Short haired Kiss Shot a cute. CUTE.
Pffft... the fuck is wrong with you all?
OBASAN IS THE BEST!
Look a those saggy tits!
>>160171857
Teenage body > Full adult body > Loli long hair > Loli short hair
Although all of Bat's forms are great.
>>160174970
fucking A
>>160174789
Sorry I like them small
>>160174789
wtf I hate Araragi now
>>160175117
Old saggy tits ARE small.
>>160174007
Unlike Kiss-shot, I'm not pathetic enough to do that.
>>160174333
What does humanity get out of this besides possibly feeding it's future antagonists? A bullet is good enough.
>>160175807
>bullet
>killing a vampire
>>160175960
A bullet for death row inmates, you dumb blood-sucker.
>>160175970
So you're removing your bargaining chips and leaving the vampires with no choice but to eat people who have yet to be proven guilty of a capital offense in order to survive. Now who's the enemy of mankind, hotshot?
>>160176034
>Defeated by one man
Really makes my cerebellum flair.
>>160176062
>she literally begged for death
>they still couldn't kill her
>>160171857
Her adult body is beyond shit, teenage is good enough and loli is perfect, both short or long haired.
>>160176139
She lucked out and found the one person on the planet willing to be eaten. Aside from some traitors in this thread.
>>160176034
I have to say, I prefer the Kizu artstyle over the original
>>160176062
Iirc she only "lost" because Oshino stole her heart (and with it a lot of her power) and because she literally wanted to lose.
>>160176189
>he's a pedophile
Is Shinobu a virgin? This is important.
>>160176453
No, she took the big black samurai balls deep.
>>160176453
>going over this shitty conversation for the umpteenth time will cause a lot of shitposting
>>160176453
She is a perma-virgin. Her hymen heals back every time and vampire healing keeps her tight.
>>160176514
We're talking about the hymen in her soul.
>>160176547
>vampire
>soul
All of the Shinobus are the best
>>160176576
Is this the face of a soulless killing machine?
>>160176453
Yes. The only reason she's said such perverted things is because of Araragi's influence.
>>160176590
Yes.
>>160176473
There are no black samurais
>>160176790
Souls are fake news.
best shinobu
This version
>>160176802
this is the best shinobu objectively
>>160176034
you faggots are so dumb.
>nuke world
>no place for gay vampires to on
>die
i swear some of you are retarded
>>160176876
>glasses
Even big breast shinobu is better than that.
>>160176993
>killing all humans to spite vampires
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>>160177062
hide the 1 percent in bunkers for next 100 years. vampires never find them
>>160177062
>Let us eat humans or else we'll eat humans
Vampires seriously have no place here. We're not offering up less-desirables to monsters to be eaten alive. It's not hard to figure out.
>>160177148
And then you've got guys like Oshino walking around who charge 5 million yen to tell vampires how they can seal themselves to the point of only requiring a small amount of blood. Gee, you vampire hunters sure are a great service to humanity, hoarding knowledge like that.
>>160177247
Only necessary for her, other ones die fine and are even hunted by their own.
The only non virgin in this series is Crab
>>160176802
There was exactly one. Dude was more of a curiosity at court than anything else, but Nobunaga gave him the title, and he died fighting.
>>160172000
>>160174053
Shouldn't you be sucking Yukari's dick about now, Reimu?
>>160171857
Half burnt and deranged.
What is the best Shinobu doujin?
>>160178044
What happened in this arc I forgot
>>160178728
Shinobu took Araragi to explore alternate timelines or something. In that one, Araragi died, Shinobu went nuts and unleashed a plague on the world, turning everyone into undead things.
>>160178909
>unleashed a plague
She just turned them into vampire servants with the intention of making more vampire servants.
They only seem like zombies because Kiss-shot is a hack and they're all like shitty 50th or whatever generation servants.
>>160174970
>only saw this form for a few seconds
Reeeee why nisio
>>160179210
I remember the scene in the novel where Araragi is trying to sleep in the same room as her, and freaks out over whether or not he should make a move on her now that she had a busty teenage body.
>>160178728
It wasn't exactly how she planned it, but she got to be eaten for her servant's sake after all.
>>160179585
I really should get to reading the novels one of these days
>>160179975
I've only read Bake and Kizu, but you should definitely read Kizu. The movie is fun but it doesn't let you hear his thoughts, which is like 80% of the book.
>>160180144
It was strange watching a Monogatari series without the usual Aragagi thoughts
>>160174789
She became a fucking child retard, there aren't even tits
>>160176453
Read the novel faggot
>>160171857
Adult is best
>>160171857
teen > loli long hair > loli short hair >>> ugly cowtitted manface hag
Jailbait kisshot is one of the most beautiful girls ever to appear in anime. Too bad vampires age like milk.
>>160171857
>lolifag
Hello, kys
>>160181884
>normalfag memes
>normalfag tastes
>>160181857
Why no panties?
>>160171857
Young Kizunobus all look bad desu
I guess I'm fapping to Shinobu again. That one doujin of her is so fucking hot
>>160182789
Which one?
>>160183201
The one where she fucks Aragagi but later NTRs him for her first servant. Some of the sexiest sex positions ever.
>>160183483
Gonna need a source
>>160184450Akuowarimonogatari
>>160181857
Not liking all her forms, you don't deserve to like her
>>160183483
>but later NTRs him for her first servant
Disgusting on so many levels
>>160181857
I thought real vampires are ageless.
>>160172000
DELETE
>>160185688
Kiss-Shot does not actually age, but her body chooses the most optimal form relating how much power she has. If Shinobu is at full strenght she reaches her "true form", which is 27 years old.
>>160186598
Is 27 the milf one?
All forms are perfect, if you do not agree then you truly don't appreciate her.
>>160187700
Some are better than others though.
>>160173754
Translation?
>>160172000
Hi Father Anderson.
>>160171857
all
>>160190789
Just looks like a physical description. (Kizu: bobbed hair, barefoot, etc.)
Teenage Shibobu is patrician.