Kizu

>>160109311
17

I want to get a gf cute like Kisshot. Is this even possible?

500+

>>160109311
Around 400

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Shinobumonogatari spoilers when

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I want to get a cute gf like Shinobu. Is this even possible?

>>160109446
Who is that on the right

>>160109311
17 according to Hanekawa, but really, how much fucking hormones do you need to consume to have those knockers at 17

>>160110146
She is my wife

>>160110818
17 is a pretty developed age though.

>>160110146
Read acerola bon appetit

>>160110818
They ruined Hanekawa by making her boobstoo big imo.

>>160109356
find a weeb girl with a cute face whos a bit chubby and thus insecure, if you actually like her and she likes you get her in shape. since shes a weeb shed cosplay kiss shot for you too.

>>160112350
she has the same boobage as in the opening from bakemono

>>160113504
>>160112350

https://youtu.be/5yQcLzUTnO4?t=57s

Younger than Arcueid

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>>160112350
>>160109311

Friendly reminder that Araragi is only allowed to make love with Hanekawa.

>>160114453
>catfags are this delusional
Shinobu is literally the only one he truly loves

>>160114829
I would not say ''the only one'', but he does value her more then anyone. Shinobu Mail and Owari have showed this.

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>>160109311
>>160109384
>>160110818
Well, she is 598 to be precise. Vampire magic keeps it at optimal performance. The more power she has, the older she becomes physically, with the limit being 27 years old.
>>160109356
no

>>160109311
Just rewatched the monogatari series after seeing kizu. I havent watched it since 2014, but Im happy they continued the story. Tsukimonogatari OP is lit

>>160118493
I recommend you to start reading the novels.

>>160109311
598

>>160118608
maybe in the future anon

Should I be watching Hanamonogatari after or in the middle of S2?

>>160119823
It really doesn't matter which since it takes place after and is disconnected from all the other SS stories anyway.

>>160112352
Why can't he just find a weeb girl with a cute face that would cosplay kiss shot for him?

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>>160109356
No.

>>160120884
Why does she look like she's about to go hunt shotas?

>>160121743
Because in front of her is a young man who she has a bit of a crush on.

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>>160121948

Why the fuck would she have a crush on Araragi? What about araragi is the least bit worthy of developing a crush?

He is short, perverted, hyprocrical and a beta.

>>160112352
She'd just get fit and then dumb you anon.

>>160121998
He is average Jap height, the man who saved her, has only been nice and understanding with her thus far, and is ripped and handsome as fuck bc vampire powers at that point.

>>160121998
He showed a decent amount of bravery, or what looked like it. He is enough of a clown to entertain her. He's also the only one who has given a fuck about her as a person in centuries.

>>160121998
>Why the fuck would she have a crush on Araragi?
You do not even have to read the fucking novel to realize that Kiss-Shot fell for him the moment he gave her his neck. In the novel Araragi noticed some bitterness in her voice when she told Araragi that he saved her because she was weak and not because of her. He would have saved anyone, is what she believed. Araragi's thought that it was wrong, that someone so beautiful was crying like that for help.
>>160121743
She'd only hunt Shota Araragi. Araragi and Shinobu have a rib fetish.

>>160110818
None, looks normal for big boobs.

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>>160122139

>average jap height

No he is below even that

>the man who saved her

Doesn't mean anything in terms of pushing the narrative of a romance.

>enough of a clown to entertain her

Since when does acting like a clown get a girl to have feelings for you? He is an idiot and is told that by multiple girls.

>Only one who has given a fuck about her as a person in centuries

Did you watch the movie? She specifically said that he would have helped anyone out because it is in his nature. Her being there didn't make her special. She was in the right place at the right time.

>>160122260

She didn't fell for him. She was grateful to him and thus gave him vampire powers for his service of reviving her. In no way does she have a crush on him.

>>160122353
I get that you have shitty reading comprehension because you're an ESL, but you don't have an excuse for the reddit spacing.

>>160122353
>She didn't fell for him. She was grateful to him and thus gave him vampire powers for his service of reviving her. In no way does she have a crush on him.
Read the novel faggot
>n the novel Araragi noticed some bitterness in her voice when she told Araragi that he saved her because she was weak and not because of her.
I wonder what it means when a woman expresses bitterness at the believed that she is not special to you.

>>160122353
Anon, if you seriously didn't pick up on the romantic chemistry between them, regardless of the reasons, I think it's time you go for that proper diagnosis.

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>>160122353
It was even fucking implied at the rooftop scene. God, you are one dense moron. Worse then Araragi is.

>>160122353
Is this the walk home gently anon?

>>160122353
>I am a idiot the post
>Literally read Kizu
>Read Shinobu house
>Read Kabukimonogatari
All imply she did have a crush on him

>>160122353
>>160122438
>>160122431
I think cat (maybe Oshino?) even point it out, the line is something like
>and if he wasn't willing to kill her? [like she wanted]
>well, maybe eternal life would be less lonley with someone by her side

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>>160122353
>She was grateful to him and thus gave him vampire powers for his service of reviving her
Is this idiot for real?

>>160122587
She literally asked him to spend the rest of his immortal life with her as a ''vampire''

>>160109311
Says right in the film, 17 year old form.

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>>160121998

>Ripped
>Handsome
>Interesting due to how different he is from humans and vampires. A loner from humans and only when getting his vampire powers does he start building relationships
>Was the only human who gave her blood willingly
>Fought 3 vampire hunters to get her body parts back
>Was present to watch her reach her full power
>Isn't a beta pussy but rather has a harem

I am surprised she didn't try to kiss him.

>>160122353

Look at the picture I have here, if that look doesn't signify lust and love then I don't know what does. She clearly has fallen for him and would be happy to have him as her lover/servant.

>>160109311
Old enough

>>160122815
>isnt a beta pussy
>literally chickens out from consentually raping cat

I'm so glad I caught this in theaters. Even though I love my laptop and torrenting more than anything, I am glad I was able to see Kisshot on the big screen, very worth.

>>160122815
>I am surprised she didn't try to kiss him
It's not really surprising. She couldn't effort it, to do anything like that. Even though she looks like a goddess, she has no idea about romance. And not only that, she wanted Araragi to become human and the only way of achieving is was by killing her.

Remember, Kiss-Shot asked said to him that she wanted to talk. Just talk. Not necessarily about anything specific or even important. She just wanted his company. It was a sign to Araragi in the LN that Kiss-Shot had trouble saying ''goodbye'' to him. She wanted to talk with him, spend more time with him. But in order to turn Araragi back to a human like he desired she need ''him'' to kill her. Araragi himself also had trouble saying goodbye. He even stalled for a little bit of time by getting something to eat for both of them.
>At this point Araragi is still denying the fact that vampires have to eat humans and thinks she will just walk away somewhere else
Kiss-Shot simply wanted to spend time with Araragi.

>>160123078
How was the demographics of the audience?

>>160120756
its hard to find someone with a good face and body but it depends on anons taste. its not hard to find a weeb gf on twitter but you have to keep away from crazies too
>>160122015
not without a good reason, this is a longterm plan and if she were a bad person to begin with it would show

>>160123078
3 more weeks till Dere-Shot

>>160123475
Here's the thing: even "decent" human beings are capable of casually destroying someone else's heart for their own convenience.

>>160123410
Surprisingly, it was about 1/2 older people/couples. Im talking 50+ types. They laughed quite a bit at all the lewd cat scenes. I live in Hawaii which is ruled by old wealthy Japanese, but I didnt expect them to watch Kizu in their free time.

>>160123587
you risk that with any relationship, but that sounds one sided if someone leaves just for the convenience of fucking other guys.

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>>160110146
>didn't read the novels

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>>160114453
please somebody get me the gif where he rips of her face

>>160122353
>Did you watch the movie? She specifically said that he would have helped anyone out because it is in his nature. Her being there didn't make her special. She was in the right place at the right time
Doesn't fucking matter because it still doesn't change that rrgi was the first in a few hundred years to give her attention
>>160122353
>She didn't fell for him. She was grateful to him and thus gave him vampire powers for his service of reviving her. In no way does she have a crush on him.
Did you even watch lll? She gave him vampiric powers so she could make him kill her if he didn't want to stay with her

>>160124529
>She gave him vampiric powers so she could make him kill her if he didn't want to stay with her
You are also wrong. Vampires in general don't like making thralls. So they have to devour the whole body to stop a human from becoming a vampire. Kiss-Shot did not want such heroic person like Araragi do die by her hands, a human who have his neck to her. Kiss-Shot wanted Araragi to live. So she let him transform and decided that she would do anything in order to turn him back if he wished for it.

She found her place to die. Of course, her wish would be to live with him together. She would not have to be alone anymore. But that was just some silly hope she had if Araragi somehow did not want to be human.

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Best girl passing through.

>>160125078
She almost tipped her hand to ask if Araragi wanted to live with her. I don't think it was fully in the script.

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>>160109356
>practice lucid dreaming
>somehow be able to sleep all the time
>dreams achieved

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>>160125730
The occasional dream I get is enough happiness. If it happened all the time I would explode.

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>>160125931
The only dream I ever had was meeting Ougi and searching for something, I don't remember much of it.

>>160126387
>Ougi
>dream
Nigga that wasn't no dream you in for some shit

>>160118708
Who was emperor of Japan in 1419?

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>>160126496
I'm just gonna keep hoping that's true.
Reminds me of that one copypasta where he met Ougi in his dreams and she told her to kill himself so he could join her world

>>160126290
>Was listening to this song while watching that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ebIRluM4w

>>160126544
Ron Jeremy.

>>160125090
Who?

>>160125730
>managed one successful lucid dream several years ago
>lost control of it and vividly mauled by something
>snapped awake, racked with aches, still shudder just thinking about it
>tried to repeat my initial success any times
>deep sense of dread and panic hit me on the brink of falling asleep every time
>haven't dreamed since

>tfw i might never lucid dream with my waifu
Fugg

Why is Shinobu so much better than the other girls?

>>160126761
And I though I had it bad with my dreams really just being random no matter how hard I try.
But that's just cruel.

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>>160126859
Because there never really was competition

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>>160126387
I just have dreams of Shinobu laying on my chest and doing smug banter with me. Thank god my depressing dreams are relegated to when she's not there.

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>>160127020
>>160126387
That's unfair.
I've been doing nothing but watching the anime, reading the novels (the officially translated ones and the fan translated ones) and learning japanese for the last 3 months.
Still no good dreams.

>>160122975

This.

Not only that, he chickened out twice.

Hanekawa is awesome, calls him out on it both times and he fails both times. I think she might be the only one who likes him, but never let's him get away with the bullshit. Always calls him out.

>>160127109
>>160127020
>>160122815
>>160120884
>>160109311

>She was originally supposed to be voiced by Aya Hirano

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>>160126687
Numachi Rouka the coolest waifu here.

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>>160127213
>LITERALLY non-existant anymore

>>160127210
And Maaya Sakamoto brought her character to life in a way Hirano never would have been capable of.

>>160125730
I tried that once, got shot by a Russian in a factory and was never able to do it again.

>>160127109
>>160127020
>>160126387
The only thing I can do is reproduce the voices out of the anime into my head. So I can hink with the voice of Shinobu.
I wish I could control my dreams, though. :(

>>160126544
Emperor Shōkō, the 101st Emperor according to traditional records.

In England Henry V
In France Charles VI
In Scotland James I

>>160127109
Maybe you should say goodnight to her and give her a headpat every day.

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>>160127295
Too bad Sakamoto is a stuck up cunt and won't sing any of her OPs.

>>160127675
How do you know this?

>>160109446
She's is Death-Topia-Virtuoso-Suicide-Master, she's the vampire that transformed a girl into the vampire later know as Kiss-Shot-Acerola-Orion-Heart-Under-Blade.

>>160127803
Meant for >>160110146

Is it just me or did anyone only like the last movie

The first two were trying way too hard to be avant garde

>>160127675
It's not like we'd get any OPs sung by Maaya if Shinobu was voiced by the band slut instead.

I only ever watched Bake. What the fuck order should I tackle this in?

>>160128577
I think splitting Kizu into parts is fundamentally wrong to begin with, moreso than any other volume. Not liking the first parts individually is easy because they're entirely spent setting up for resolution that only happens in the third.

>>160109516
why you be here? if it possible.

>>160129339
release order, easy as that.,

So apparently commie only did the first movie. Where are people getting the fansubs for the others from?

seriously i need spoonfeeding

>>160109356
Be 2D

>>160132256
What does Commie have to do with the rest of what you said?

>>160133057
i watched the first one with commie's, but then realized they didn't do the others

>>160133258
Okay but what does Commie have to do with subs?

>>160133744
I can't tell if she looks pretty or ugly.

>Have a girl like Tsubasa practically throw yourself at you
>beta out
>no you see now boring abusive unstable Crab is the love of my life

what a fag

>>160135023
He barely hangs out with her anyway. He has a setup that lets him mess about with all these chicks without getting stuck with their dumb baggage because he can just bring up his 'commitment' to Gahara to deflect that.

>>160135911

He hung out with Hanekawa so much the whole class thought they were dating, she "forced" him to be her class vice president. Hitagi was convinced he was dating Hanekawa too, they explain this at the end of Tsubasa Tiger, where Gahara confesses that day in the park in Mayoi Snail and the confession she makes afterward she was doing thinking Hanekawa and Araragi were already dating.

>>160136626
He's talking about how little Koyomi hangs out with Crab.

>>160137221
> He's talking about how little Koyomi hangs out with Crab.
Almost every single day at her place?

>>160138250
Where do they say that? It's mentioned that the date in Hitagi Rendezvous was the first date they've been on in months and that he somehow spends more time with Kanbaru than he does with Senjou but that's it.

>>160138459
> Where do they say that?
Bake ep12. They decided to study at her place every day. She tutored him the whole year . And don't forget about sex.

>>160138250
Oh man, I'm so sorry. I must've missed all those daily Hitagi scenes over all the scenes and arcs Koyomi has with Bat and not with Crabs. Don't know how I could've let that slip my dude.

>>160138571
>They decided to study at her place every day.
He "fired" her because they never got any studying done.

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>>160138571
>Bake ep12. They decided to study at her place every day. She tutored him the whole year . And don't forget about sex.
>This entire post
It's like you completely disregard the other novels for some reason, where Araragi mostly studied at home with some help from both Cat and Crab.

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>>160138580
> nothing happens off screen
Sure dude

>>160138646
Oh, I'm not saying nothing happens offscreen. I'm just giggling at the inferiority complex that's so typical of Crabfags when everything 'relevant' to Koyomi's 'relationship' with Hitagi happens offscreen.

"b-but guys they studied together every day, i swear and they had sex too, just imagine it"

>>160138646
Not that anon, but if you're gonna cling to the hope of ''off-screen'' interaction, then you're being kinda sad. They do not spend most days together, since Araragi basically spends more time around others then he does around Hitagi. Involving mostly Oddity related stuff where Crab does not really want to be part of. So Nisio does not bother writing her in it

>>160109311
Old enough

>>160138645
> where Araragi mostly studied at home with some help from both Cat and Crab.
Doesn't matter where they did it. They also attended the same class. So you can't say that Araragi and Hitagi didn't spend time together. It's just not true.
>>160138761
Don't be so insecure. Monogatari series is about supernatural shit. Not about dating. Nisio showed enough little details in Owari.(lewd texts, phone call with aishiteru, date).

>>160138994
>So you can't say that Araragi and Hitagi didn't spend time together.
Learn to read idiot, you claimed that they spend almost everyday together. I simply corrected you that it's wrong because Araragi spends more time around others actually. Reading comprehension anon, ever heard of it?

>>160138994
>didn't spend time together
Anon people are saying that Araragi spend little time together, not that they outright spend no time with each other at all. Look at the posts your replying to again >>160135911 >>160137221

>>160138994

> The fact that she’s approaching me with that request immediately after I finished my exam shows she hasn’t become any less nimble since reforming—but true enough, while we’ve spent a good amount of time in each other’s company through her services as my home tutor and such, we’ve only gone on a proper date a handful of times now. On top of that, almost all of those happened during the first term, and to be more specific, we haven’t gone on a single one since my studies began in earnest. You could even go so far as to say that ever since the second term began, we’ve been partaking in an awfully platonic relationship for a high school couple.

> Of course, thanks to her tutoring and all that, we’ve been together a lot both at home and at school—but we’ve never really gone somewhere to hang out, or traveled anywhere together, or anything like that.

relevant lines from hitagi rendevous...

>>160139078
> they spend almost everyday together
They spend time together at school and after school. So almost everyday.
> Araragi spends more time around others actually
Mmm how about no? Do you know that the most of monogatari arcs are just 1-2 days?
>>160139285
They just didn't have a proper date after the first one.
But
> we’ve been together a lot both at home and at school
> we’ve spent a good amount of time in each other’s company through her services as my home tutor and such
So you all are wrong.

>>160138994
> says they spend every day together
> "oh wait its all off screen though"
> still lies
> Crabfags aren't projecting insecurity

No one brought up "dating" anon. You're the one who picked that word. People are talking about who Araragi most spends his daily time with, which is not Hitagi, and you shift the goal-post to talking about dating and lewd texts and other shit.

So when all this 'daily interaction' that you've tried to support so much is not only bullshit but it happens off screen, well, kinda sad, isn't it?

Crabfags should be more content with what little they have instead of trying to act haughty. Leave that to the Batfags, who actually have a leg to stand on.

>>160139463
He also sees Hanekawa at school and at home tutoring, and Shinobu literally lives in his shadow.

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>>160139463
>They spend time together at school and after school. So almost everyday
>Mmm how about no? Do you know that the most of monogatari arcs are just 1-2 days?
And do you also know that there is time in between those novels.

>>160139463
>Mmm how about no? Do you know that the most of monogatari arcs are just 1-2 days?
He doesn't exclusively hang out with Gahara inbetween arcs if that's what you're trying to say here. It was established as early as Nise that Gahara goes off with Hanekawa a lot and cuts her time with Araragi short to spend time with her dad and Araragi doing the exact same thing with Kanbaru and his sisters.

>>160139570
But he doesn't eat his bento with Hanekawa and Hanekawa doesn't make his bento for him. Hitagi does.
>>160139579
> there is time in between those novels.
Yeah. When nothing happens. Just everyday life with Hitagi and his friends.
And where did you get the idea that he spends more time with others?
>>160139699
> He doesn't exclusively hang out with Gahara inbetween arcs
Right. I never said otherwise.
> cuts her time with Araragi short to spend time with her dad
She did it in Owari because her dad is super busy and she couldn't miss the chance to spend time with him.

>>160139943
>But he doesn't eat his bento with Hanekawa and Hanekawa doesn't make his bento for him. Hitagi does.
What value does this add towards your argument that Araragi spends almost everyday with Crab? Bento? Are you serious?

>>160109446
Hope we get art of the police monster girls eventually too.

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>>160140146
Try to think anon. Bento is just an example. They eat lunch together as a couple. They are lovers and they spend their time at school as lovers.
It's different from
> He also sees Hanekawa at school and at home tutoring

So despite all the vitriol that gets thrown around about every single girl in this series, we can all agree that Crabfags are objectively the worst fanbase, right?

>>160140436
You're argument was based around how much ''time'' they spend together. Are you mentally ill or something that you keep changing your arguments in order to suit your delusional and keep yourself satisfied or something?

So now you're trying to proof that they spend a lot of time around each other as a couple?

>>160140436
Right, right. It's different. Know what's also different? All the adventures that he goes on with girls like Hanekawa and all the moments because of them. What's your point? The argument here isn't whether they're dating, it's who he spends most time with. Hint: it's not hitagi.

>>160140507
Unquestionably so, but it's also understandable to an extent. Think about the Crabfag dilemma.

You watch the first arcs of Bake and enthusiastically get wrapped-up in Hitagi, already accepting her as the focal main-heroine of the series and the romantic interest... only to have her fall into sheer irrelevancy to the true FMC Bat and Cat. Nisio pulled the rug out from under them in the faux main heroine act he loves to give like shit he did in Medaka Box with Zenkichi and Medaka. Crabfags can't help but defend a girl who is mediocre and has fallen into the mud of irrelevancy because they could never expect what has happened to the story and the first few times where Hitagi was relevant has got them commited.

So, Crabfags are actually 100% Nisio's fault, the trolling fuck.

>>160140788
It's more Shaft's fault if we're just talking about Bake I'd argue, I'd say that in the novels overall focus is more evenly split between Gahara/Hanekawa/Kanbaru

>>160141016
>I'd say that in the novels overall focus is more evenly split between Gahara/Hanekawa/Kanbaru
The problem being that Crab's presence in the story is really medicore. She's pushed away. That's Nisio's fault or in other words. Not many readers really care.

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>>160140550
> Hint: it's not hitagi.
I know you hate Crab but please think about the whole fucking year he spent with her. Look at this. Do you see the dates?

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>>160141234

>>160141488
Calculate the time he spent with others.

>>160141530
He spends time with others offscreen too so I'm not seeing your point here.

Let's talk about something more important, which gatari has the best taste in western novels?

Cat - 3001: The Final Odyssey
Snail - Anne of Green Gables
Snek - Jekyll & Hyde
Bat - I, Robot
Crab - Fahrenheit 451
Monkey - The Red House Mystery
Doll - Momo
Ougi - Around the World in Eighty Days

>>160141234
I don't understand your point. Is your argument here to prove that Hitagi spent more time with Koyomi in this year by... showing us the literal timeline of the year he spent adventuring with everyone from Cat to Bat in arcs irrelevant to Hitagi and asking us to "imagine it"?

>>160141615
Ougi Travel was about Around the World in Eighty Days, but Ougi herself is more of an Edgar Allan Poe fangirl.

>>160141615
>Cat - 3001: The Final Odyssey
Makes sense, it's as slow and dry as she is.

>>160141791
I think that is basically it. He wants us to imagine all their interactions off-screen being focused mostly around Crab.

>>160141615
Haven't read Red House Mystery so I'm not going to judge Monkey here
but Crab & Doll have the best taste just going off of that list

>>160141583
> He spends time with others offscreen too so I'm not seeing your point here.
You can't say that he spent less time with Hitagi. You have no proofs. You don't know how many times Araragi visited Kanbaru for example. Not every single day for sure. Araragi and Hitagi spent the whole year attending the same class and studying together. As lovers. You are trying to say that he actually hung out with others more. Without proofs just because you want to think so.

>>160142382
>You can't say that he spent more time with Hitagi.
>You have no proofs.
>You don't know how many times Araragi visited Hitagi's for example
> Not every single day for sure
>You are trying to say that he actually hung out with Hitagi more.
>Without proofs just because you want to think so.
Interesting

>>160142522
> we’ve been together a lot both at home and at school
> we’ve spent a good amount of time in each other’s company through her services as my home tutor and such

>>160142382
Based on that logic, you also can't deny that Araragi spends time more with any other girl offscreen. Or hell, I could say Araragi is actually gay and a shotacon, and he just does it offscreen.

>>160142715
Find me the same lines >>160142662 about other character and you win.
Only Shinobu can beat Hitagi but it's obvious.

>>160142382
Honestly, why waste your time anon? It doesn't even matter how many times Crabfags ask people to imagine all the interaction they may have had; even if he had visited Hitagi every single day and spent an entire day there it still wouldn't even come close to the time he spent with Bat. Cause you know. Nise, Kabuki, Tsukimono, Owari, Oni, Otori? I seem to recall multiple days spent away from Hitagi. And hey, those actually happened on screen. So you see, without a shadow of a doubt, any amount of time Hitagi may have spent with Koyomi is "nothing" compared to what he spends with Bat, meaning it isn't Hitagi the one he spends most of her days with, it's Shinobu. Case shut.

I'm not even denying that may have spent a good amount of time with Hitagi, as much as he did with Cat. However, Crabfags forever under the heels of the Batfags.

>>160142662
>Araragi spends all his time with other characters during the main story
>and an unspecified amount of time with these characters outside the main story too
>only noted time he spends with Gahara is when she's tutoring him on school stuff, which Hanekawa also does anyway
>by his own admission his relationship with Gahara doesn't feel like anything much more than "platonic" most of the time, with the two barely ever going on dates despite Araragi finding plenty of time to clean Kanbaru's room or wander around aimlessly with Hachikuji or whatever
>it being a literal plot point in one part of the story that Araragi isn't that open with this chick you claim he spends all of his offscreen time with and keeps going off on his own
Yeah man I dunno why people think that he barely spends any time with his girlfriend

>>160143151
> is "nothing" compared to what he spends with Bat
Bat is ALWAYS with him. They will burn in Hell together. You can't compare Bat and Crab. It's stupid.

>>160142872
I don't know whether you have a hard time understanding English or that you are simply reaching far and wide.
> we’ve been together a lot both at home and at school
> we’ve spent a good amount of time in each other’s company through her services as my home tutor and such
Again, for the third time now. This argument was based around the claim that Araragi spend almost everyday with Crab, which he does ''not'' NOBODY is saying that they do not spend time together. But from these two lines>>160142662
you cannot just ''confirm'' that. Since those lines also count for Cat. Just like Crab did, Cat tutored him too. This is even mentioned in Kabukimonogatari. Those two lines also indicate they they spend time together.

>>160134914
Try "beauty warped by centuries of utter misery."

>arguing over the plot of Twilight: Anime Edition.

I haven't got a good reaction image. Just know you're all dumbie dumb dumb's.

>>160143251
Now you are trying to deny his own words.
Platonic means that they hadn't a lot of sex.

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>>160143581
He describes what he means by platonic when he says it. He doesn't take out or really do anything at all with Gahara.

>>160143420
EVERYBODY is saying that he spent less time with Hitagi. Without any proofs. That's all.

>>160109311
289

>>160143696
Anon, that's what you are doing.

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>>160134914
She's pulling a face.

>>160143655
Apart from sucking blood and bathing and all that shit, they do stuff like this daily. If I remember correctly, that was also said somewhere.

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Every monogatari thread now ends up with crab hating because someone always starts to shit on her.

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>>160143655
Reminder that Shinobu only wears a bandaid.

>>160143936
Yeah, it's pretty glorious. I remember when Cat received the same treatment from Crabfags. How times change.

>>160143936
Nice headcanon, most of ''those'' discussion start with Crabfags delusional headcanons. I'll give you an example of one
>A-Araragi and Shinobhu are like father and daughter
>A-Araragi and Shinobu don't like each other romantically
Which always end in then being btfo out by multiple anons

>>160143936
People aren't even shitting on her though, people are just talking about how much time they may or may not spend together.

>>160143936
Is there anything about this series that can be discussed without you guys insisting that we're shitting on your waifu?

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>>160144045
Monogatari's popularity on /a/ is decreasing. Same people every thread. Threads become repetitively.
>>160144160
Well I can call Crab my waifu but now I actually like Bat more. Nisio doesn't write about Crab and I can't do anything about. But I enjoyed Musubi's epilogue. It was really heartwarming.

>>160144542
> Monogatari's popularity on /a/ is decreasing. Same people every thread. Threads become repetitively.

It's not just on /a/ though. Even in places like Reddit, which is supposed to be a safe shithole for Crabfags, she's getting occasionally thrashed in favor of Shinobu.

Are Crabfags just abandoning Mono en masse?

>>160143923
Something about playing together every evening, yeah.


Did Hiroshima do something to make captcha extra ass recently?

>>160121998
If you want an additional reason no one likes to admit (and in fairness it's reasoning that's applied retrospectively), Araragi's pretty similar to Seishiro on a surface level.

>>160145447
Smells like ntr.
Bat lied to Araragi that she doesn't care about Sheishiro but then she cried over his corpse in front of Araragi. What a cuck.

>>160145621
>>160145447
Yes, but secondaries like to reach for straws all of the time. It's bluntly obvious Shinobu cared about him, you don't just make anyone your thrall. She respected Seishiro, but there is no implication of any romance between the two.

Shinobu's problem was not about her choice. Her choice was already made, she did not hesitate on that. But Seishiro was still someone she cared about, hurting him is not something she wanted to do.

It's not NTR idiot.

>>160146025
Araragi decided to fight, not for anyone, not for Shinobu, he fought for himself against Seishiro for the right to stay with Shinobu. To one again show Shinobu that this was his anwser, he viewed this more important then helping his cat and Crab. This convinced Shinobu finally to confront Seishiro and reject him ''fairly''

>>160146025
She chose to ignore him like he is nothing. She didn't need him anymore, she threw him like a toy. Her own thrall.
She will do the same with Araragi one day.

>>160146414
>I want to be her strength
Sounds like fighting for Shinobu.

>>160146659
Take not, "I want", he fought Seishiro mostly for himself, his desire to be her strenght, to stay with her.

>>160109356
3D, by the laws of rhe universe, CAN NOT come anywhere near the attractiveness of 2D. If you're asking if you an get a 9/10 3D gf, then that's hilariously unlikely even if you're rich. But why would you? Real women are horrid little imps with no sense of morality or comlassion.

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>>160121998
>handsome
>young
>great body
>saved her

Pretty sure most women would get sopping wet for that.

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>>160143936
Don't worry she is still best girl

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>>160146659
He is fighting for himself just like you said. Araragi desires Shinobu's presence in his future, just like Shinobu found happiness with Araragi's presence. Ararahi wants to be her strength.

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>>160146992
You are right

>>160146555
>"If you were to die tomorrow, I would be ready to end my own life tomorrow-And if you care ti live for today, then so will I"
>"If you were to die the day after tomorrow, I would live until the day after that-and I would tell someone else your story. I would proudly tell them the tales of my master"
I see

>>160147217
Who cares about his vows.
> I will die with you Shinobu
> I also will die for you Hanekawa
> But I love you Hitagi please marry me
Nice guy.

>>160147466
I thought your fucking point was that Shinobu would trow Araragi away like some toy at one point, which is fucking bullshit. I know that Araragi is a messed up person. But Shinobu's feelings are sincere and doubting those at this point is nothing but bait

I want 13 year old Shinobu to sit on my face for eternity.

>>160147659
Well, if Araragi told her to fuck off and then didn't speak to her for 400 years, she might move on. However, so long as he's only a complete asshole to her for a year or so at a time she'll stick around.

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>>160148049
word

>>160148179
Are you retarded by any chance?Seriously, stop talking bullshit

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・アニメ「化物語」人気女子キャラクターランキングベスト7
1位 千石撫子　(25%)
2位 忍野忍　(13.7%)
3位 羽川翼　(13.3%)
3位 戦場ヶ原ひたぎ　(13.3%)
4位 阿良々木火憐　(13%)
5位 八九寺真宵　(9%)
6位 阿良々木月火　(7.7%)
7位 神原駿河　(5%)
http://votecloud.jp/polls/view/570#outline-13362
3. 忍野忍
4. 戦場ヶ原ひたぎ

For you guys wanting to lucid dream, it's seriously overrated.

>lucid dream last night about finding youg, cute 2D wife
>shack up, family approves, lots of fucking
>happy as a clam
>sirens go off IRL and wake me up
>reach over for her
>realize that I'm awake and she wasn't real
>deeper depression the whole day like she just died

The high is great but the comedown isn't worth it.

>>160148648
This poll is from 2007, isn't it?

【Total votes】: 4020 votes
【Gender ratio】: Male: 60% / Women: 40%

1. Bat
2. Monkey
3. Snail
4. Crab
5. Cat
6. Doll
7. Snek
8. Bird
9. Bee
10. Araragi
11. Math
12. Ougi
13. Meme
14. Kaiki
15. Gaen

http://subculwalker.com/archives/21646/

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>>160148211
W-what is she gonna do with that banana?

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>>160149175
When did monkey and snail become popular in japan? I'm glad math isn't last though, she is finally on her way into popularity as well.

>>160149575
put it in her donut

>>160149657
Math can become new Crab with her great and fresh banter.

Let's do our own poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13506181

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>>160109311

shes 17.
too bad im not 17

wink*

>>160122353
u are one dense moron. I feel baited

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>>160121998
I dunno anon you tell me

>That fucking ending.
>Remember the first scene where she appears in Bakemonogatari and Arararagi explains she's nothing.
Fuck this shit.

>>160121998
Araragi is certainly way more handsome that fucking Keima

>>160152726
More like a reference to her old self. You can feel that Spring Break is something which Araragi doesn't want to talk about with anyone else other then those involved. It's was a week full of misfortunes, but even among all those misfortunes, fortune was there as well, moments of fun. What Araragi truly hates about spring break is how it ended, but that ending turnes fortunate later on to him even though he denies it

>>160154089
The biggest think isn't really that for me, though. It's that at the time I was simply intrigued, then found it somewhat funny. And only now I realize all the weight behind those words.
Thankfully they do get better, but the movies really make you aware of their bond.

>>160152726
It gets extra "fuck this shit" when you pair the lyrics from Etoile et Toi with that line.

>>160154377
The Kizumonogatari novel potrayes their bond that better. I recommend you read it. But the movie does do a good job of displaying it. But subtext, dialoge and monologues in the novel represent their bond much better.

>>160143936
I really fucking miss araragi's gains

>>160151337
>making me choose between Meme man, Kaiki, Ragi, and Monkey

fuck you

>>160141016

Was it? Because he seems to call on Hanekawa an awful lot in Bake and beyond. Like, the dude is beaming to get a call from Hanekawa, I don't think there was ever an arc he didn't consult her about the relevant plot unless the plot literally wrote her across the planet, and even then, she was mothering Araragi from Tibet or some remote location post Tiger.

>>160126761
don't give up

>>160109311
whatever

>>160109311
1k

>>160149657
People in an earlier thread were talking about what nips were saying on twitter regarding Shinobumonogatari and one of those things was how Araragi & Sodachi almost act like a couple in it, so there's that.

>>160159563
I think his relationship with Sodachi is somewhat similar to what he believes his relationship with Shinobu is like, in that there isn't forgiveness, but they're still content with each others' presences.

>>160159816
I could dig that. Math is wonderful.

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>>160160172
I'm still waiting for confirmation she really is in shinobumonogatari. I don't think it ever took so long for proper spoilers.

>>160157403
>That ass
Muh dick

>>160123656
This is interesting, why do you think this could be? Maybe Kizu's traditionalist undertones, or that Rararagi is basically the ideal Jap youth?

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>>160121998
Here's your answer.

>>160127364
Holy shit, I got shot by a Vietnamese dude in an airport my one lucid dream experience.

>>160109311
Old enough

I just finished Kizu and goddamn if that wasn't the best entry into the series. It looks pretty as fuck, fills in everything missing, and has one of the funniest fight scenes I've ever seen. Why did I wait so long?

>>160148784
I personally am quite happy that I can spend some quality time with Araragi Tsukihi in my dreams. Learning to Lucid Dream was platinum worth it