What if your waifu was real?

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>>159999349
I and many anons would be in jail

>>159999349
She's kinda autistic and lives by herself so I don't think I have a chance

>>159999349
>I mean 2D in the real world like in Space Jam.Would it be weird to fuck them like that?
I'd rather if I became 2D

I am not worthy of her love. This scenario would only lead to deep depression.

>>159999596
Same

>>159999349
>Would it be weird to fuck them like that?
It would be impossible. How could you fuck a vagina that's less than a millimeter deep?

>>159999349
But my waifu is real

I'll get abused by her and love it.

>>159999687
If we put our hearts and minds to it, we can achieve anything.

even better what if you were transported in 2d to the series universe?

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>>159999687
Turn her sideways.
>>159999700
All waifus are real, they just reside in Flat world.

>>159999349
Anime characters aren't 2D themselves, they are only rendered on 2D screen while you watch anime.

And if my waifu was real, we would be the happiest couple in the world.

>>159999349
that would be dope

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>>159999571
>I'd rather if I became 2D
This is you in 2D, no self respecting 2D girl would want anything to do with your disgusting ass.

>>159999349
I already can feel her hugs and kisses, the touch of her skin, the warmth of her body. If I could interact with her in a more direct way, I would die of happiness.