if /a/ was a ninja sensei, what kind of techniques would you teach?

Ecchi no jutsu

Shitposting no Jutsu

>>159963712
I would reinforce them the basics. Naruto learned the rasengan only by going to an autistic level with his chakra control training.

>>159963712
Loli Genjutsu

>>159963712
Never post an image with that shit quality on /a/ ever again.

The kind where I jump out of my clothes, steal someone else's, and jump out of thosse. I'd use that instead of the classic "log wearing my clothes" thing. Or, I'd just teach them how to stuff eggs with gunpowder and flint, creating small explosives for surprise attacks or quick getaways. You know, actual ninja shit.

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>>159963712
Hide your depression jutsu.

>>159963712
Fuck off narutards

>>159963712
Ninpou, Ninja Arts : Speedwatching-10-Anime-At-Once Jutsu

since that is the only jutsu /a/ knows, this
>>159963781

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>>159963712

>>159965292
please accept me in your team sensei