>the entire Monogatari series happened because of a split second upskirt
>acquire immortal loli
>fuck a crab instead
The series itself explores this concept in multiple ways. There's the litral butterfly effect that occurs when saving Snail leads to the apocalypse. Then Araragi and Seishiro's conflict centering around Seishiro believing he was chosen by Kissshot and is thus wrth more than Araragi who just became connected to her bya series of random coincidences. And then Araragi's own identity conflict at the center of his character being that even tho he tries his best to be a hero nad save and love everyone, he knows he's ultimately just an average guy who gets lucky over and over again and wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for random chance.
Cowtits are in fact, actually amazing and i've over looked them all these years just because "liking big boobs = being 12".
Araragi gets to see Hanekawa's panties when the wind blows her skirt up at the start of Kizu, Araragi can't stop thinking about it later so he goes out to buy porn, on his way back he meets Kisshot.
The implication is that if Araragi hadn't seen Hanekawa's panties, he never would have gone out to buy porn and by extension, never met Kisshot that night.
Hanekawa has insanely sexy body and wants to fuck, not fucking her is a crime against nature and common sense. Fuck the author, only a dumb jap could shit something like that out.
>not fucking her is a crime against nature and common sense
Well, I don't want to be stupid and I definitely don't want to be a criminal.