dumping
with s07195's TL this time
>>159711161
[On that day, Kokonotsu happened to wake up in the middle of the night.]
"I'm thirsty."
[It happens rarely.]
"......"
"No, it's too much for meee..."
"Please! You can do something about that!"
"Even if you say it like that..."
"Don't say that...you're actually interested, right?"
"No... no way..."
(Pops... and Hajime-san...?)
(Wha- what are they even doing at midnight...?)
(Also... it feels... like they're having an indecent conversation..."
"C'mon, it's fine with you, right?"
"It can't be anyone but you, Hajime-chan!"
"Hmmmm..."
"Let's be Youtubers together!"
"Ummmmmm...."
"What are you doing...?"
"M-manager?!"
"Kokonotsu, when did you-?!"
"Just stop..."
150th Sweet: Long Gum
Can you live off what you like doing?
"This is bad, Pops... You can't make a part-timer do something like that..."
"What do you mean by 'something like that'?! Being a Youtuber is a splendid job, you know?!"
"Say that after you earn enough to call it a job..."
"......"
"Try putting yourself in the shoes of a son who's father is a Youtuber. What do you think?"
"Well, I'd cut off all paternal relations."
"I'm not sure why you would think to continue it if you're that clear about my feelings."
"In the first place, I've seen several of your dagashi review videos and they're all boring..."
"You say the same thing all the time, and you can only say that it's 'tasty'..."
"I am going to reflect on that..."
Background:
Hmmm, wow this is tasty!
So tasty!
It's just amazingly tasty!
It's so good because it's so tasty.
Tasty.
"But there are people who make videos on my level but have an amazing number of views!! Even when it's so boring!!"
"What a problematic statement..."
"Well, that's because even videos that make you think 'Why the heck is this so popular' have effort putĀ@in them."
"Yeah, that's what you lack, Pops."
"That's why ol' Pops here has thought up a scheme... a way to raise the viewcount!"
"So you thought of one..."
TN: 'Effort' and 'scheme' use the same kanji
"That's right! It is inviting Hajime-chan to star in my videos!!"
"...?"
"Why...?"
"Come on, Hajime-chan is sort of cute, right?"
"EH?!"
glance
"......?"
"And so...?"
"Yes..."
"'You will be forgiven for saying boring things if you look cute'...!!"
(You will be forgiven for saying boring things if you look cute...?!!)
(There's some truth to that...!!)
"Really...?"
"Wait, really now... I'm not very confident in my own looks, you know."
"Leave that aside for now."
"Eh, eh...?"
"Right now we are talking about important things, Hajime-chan."
"O-okaaay..."
"I see... So what you're trying to say is this."
"You want to use Hajime-chan to add some splendour into your videos, and also use the method of 'trying things out for the first time' to add to video content and raise your video quality overall..."
"You get it..."
"Pops... Let's do it!!"
"Huuuuuh?!!"
"I thought you would say that! Then, let's..."
"Uhmmm, hello there. This is You's Channel, and I'm the substitute Hajime O...."
"What?"
"Ah, um... CEO Hajime...? I'm looking forward to working with this channel... Yes, uh..."
"Wait... what should I introduce..."
"Oh, this? Okay."
"Um, I think I might review this... 'Long Gum' this time around..."
"LONG GUM!"
"Wow, it really is long... this looks to be about 50cm. It seems that there are four flavors: Grape, Cola, Soda and Green Apple."
"Um, let's see... Why is it so long?"
Cue card
"'It's to let all the kids have fun eating gum'. Uh-huh."
"Also, I've just thought of this, but boys like long sticks. Like tree branches and other things."
"As a kid, you might just see it as a cool-looking sword~~!"
"Um... What are you doing...?"
"Uh... we thought the some movement would be needed at the back..."
"Visuals-wise, you know?"
"R-right...."
"This costs around 100 to 120 yen..."
"Huh, it's really cheap?!"
"According to this info there are 45 pieces of gum inside one pack..."
"That would average it out to around 2 yen per piece, apparently."
"Woooow, it's cheap..."
"Hajime-chan, Hajime-chan"
"Hm?"
"Yes?"
whisper whisper
"Huh? Er... okay..."
"So..."
"So cheeeap~~~~~"Hajime a CUTE
"......"
"Hrm..."
Isn't this quite decent...?"
"Yep."
(Is that so...)
"Hajime-chan!! That video was really good!!"
".......Thanks"
[At the very least Hotaru-san loved it.]That's all.
v8 comes out on 10th August
>>159711516
I don't get it
Thanks
man, actual scanlation is so far away from this
>>159715299
84 chapters. Well, 83 once we release 67. Need to increase pace. Still better than Crossbreed though.
>>159715933
oh you are one of scanlators aka Emblem Scans? Thanks for your hard work. Regardless of how slow, it's always nice to see new chapter.
>>159711223
>"Let's be Youtubers together!"
The mad man is still at it.
Thanks for the translations.
More Hotaru doujin when?
Thanks for the translations.
When are Coconuts and Hotaru going to fucking hook up already?
>>159711431
>Wow, it really is long... this looks to be about 50cm
Heh heh, that's to be expected m'lady
*teleports into vagina*
aaaAAAAAAAARRGGHHhhhhhh TAKE MY COOM