Reminder that a Naruto Hollywood movie is actually happening

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>>159672166
>and NOT a joke
I meant news-wise

The movie itself can still be a joke like Dragon Ball Evolution

>>159672166
Could be really good if they removed Naruto and focused on the Uchiha.

>>159672264
WE.DONT.TALK.ABOUT.THAT.HERE.

Sometimes I fondly think back to the days when Naruto was a taboo topic on /a/.

>>159672166
It's not happening, you idiot. Where's your source for that?

>>159672166
It would have to be a long running movie series

First movie:
> Introductory
> Obito attacks the village, unleashes the 9-tails
> 4th Hokage and mother die, leaving Naruto as an orphan
> Years later, he is an ostracized kid at ninja school
> Focus on Ninja Academy
> Kakashi test and focus on Team 7
> Enter Land of Waves
> Movie climax: Zabuza/Haku battle

2nd Movie:
> Chunin Exams (written test, forest of death, preliminaries)
> Exams get interrupted by the Sand/Sound Village
> Naruto vs Gaara
> Climax: 3rd Hokage vs Orochimaru

Etc.

>>159672501
No. Each movie should be 3-4 hours long with the 1st ending at orochimaru, 2nd at 4th shinobi war and 3rd at sasuke vs naruto. Cut stuff out.

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>>159672450
> Source??

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2016/12/19/14005392/naruto-live-action-movie

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/naruto-live-action-hollywood-movie-announced/1100-6446400/

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>>159672600
>Each movie should be 3-4 hours long

What the fuck

That would be a terrible move

>>159672166
Who care? Only people with shit taste watch live action

>>159672166
>Naruto Hollywood movie
its gonna be shit isn't it?
>Kishimoto is involved
Confirmed for shit

>>159672166
Ok? You make this sound like alarming news. Naruto in of itself is already a joke. Let Hollywood fuck it up even more.

Honestly they should just play it like Harry Potter: Ninja Edition. Also there's almost no way that Naruto won't look like some sort of Asian lesbian.

Will Hollywood white-wash Naruto (the character himself)?

They'll probably pull the "Kishi intended Naruto to be white" card

Can't wait to see his adventures with Sauce Johnson and Cherry Hanson

>>159673716
If anything they'll make a random character black.

>>159672307
You know it's moot's fault.

>>159673716
I want Idris Elba to play him.

>>159673716
Naruto will be played by owen wilson.

>>159673716
Hopefully they'll pull a Harry Potter, and cast 3 random nobodies (plus if they're asian) as Team 7

>>159673883
Sasuke as jack black.

>>159673883
>>159673947
Michael Cera as Sakura

>>159673716
>blonde character with blue eyes should be played by an Asian

>>159673883
>>159673947
>>159674014
Sean connery as jiraiya.

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>>159672166
Well at least that play's costumes look good

>>159672166
Why doesnt the anime adapters realize copying clothes and hairs identically to anime doesnt work irl, you must fucking adapt the design so characters dont look cringy. Also NARUTO in ANIME/MANGA looks White, Making him look asian again fucking joke.

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>>159672812

It could be good, but only if they get a black guy to play Naruto

>>mfw shadow clone jutsu was niggjitsu all along

>>159674349
Those costumes are for the Naruto broadway musical

The actual costumes for the movie have yet to be seen

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>>159674491
>clothes and hair
Because the rest works so well.

>>159673778
They'd make Kakashi black

>>159674048
Jennifer Lawrence as kakashi

Maybe once Naruto flops, Hollywood will finally realize they can't adapt manga into live action movies

They should stick to comic books

>>159676299
Hollywood is desperate for new IPs, especially for after the capeshit bubble bursts.

>>159672166
Good shit

>>159676428
>capeshit bubble
What's the next frontier?

>>159672307
Who cares, faggot

>>159672307
Soon you'll be called an outsider for thinking SAO wasn't the best Anime ever made.

>>159672812
>>159672166
I'll gladly go see this at the theater with friends to laugh my ass off while I cringe inside.

>>159679558
>frogposting
>/pol/
But seriously, this is definitely going to go bad

>>159679558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbjXmBmHAdk

>>159672166
I thought that was a play.

>>159680249
The pic is but there are indeed rumors of a live action Hollywood Naruto movie

>not directed by Michael Bay or Shyamalamadingdong
it's shit

>>159674921
Was this show a trainwreck or was it actually good?

>>159683102
Not out yet. Trailers don't look promising.

Great news, hope it kills the franchise once and for all.

>>159685235
Not even ending could kill the franchise

>>159672307
Good thing I wasn't around then.

>>159672166
I think I'm going to throw up.