Would you take her virginity?

NO I WILL TAKE HER LIFE

sexual intercourse is for gays and losers

yes but i kind of doubt she still has it to be honest.
still, seems like alright relationship material but
>probably kind of boring to be around in general
>acts like she is your mom
>very, very dull in bed. maybe her inexperience is cute at first but that gets old

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>>159639046
Why you wanna kill her?

What would I do with it?
You don't just collect random things, unless you're a compulsive hoarder or a fa/tg/uy.

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>>159639004
In a heartbeat. She's my kind of woman.

>>159639090
For fun.

>>159639004
>2x year old programmer
>virgin

>>159639057
actually i kind of take back that last point because she seems like a CRAZY drunk
like "sure i'll do anal why not?!" drunk

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>>159639004
Yes but only to tell Tooru afterwards that the only way to get back her virginity is to fuck me

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>>159639149
Wouldn't it be more fun to rape her?

>>159639184
Even if she's not I'd bang her slutty

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>>159639004

No, I want to be Kobayashi and have hot sweaty lesbian sex with Tooru.

>his

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>>159639381

>>159639046
>>159639149
>>159639263
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

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>>159639004

Delet this, Kobayashi is pure

>>159639673
Why is she even refusing. Just send the dragon loli out of the house for a few hours and make women out of the maid and, whoever that other one is.

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>>159639673
> Kobayashi is pure

Are you sure?

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>>159639184
it's not that weird. A lot of autistic asexuals get into computer science. Also, Kobayashi is a violent, angry drunk. I don't imagine anyone wanting to pick her up at a bar.

>>159639004
Wait he is not tucking her in is he.

>>159639673
Dragon lolis are quick to recognize lewdness.

>>159639004
literal perfection

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>>159639854
>A lot of autistic asexuals get into computer science
You didn't have to reduce my life to one sentence anon

>>159639004

I'd force her to eat my tail

>>159639649
dont mock me... youll regret it

>>159639956
*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths katana*
Nothing personnel, kid.

>>159639649
Shut up Ivan

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>>159639057
>boring to be around
>acts like my mom
Sounds great. I love plain girls.

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>>159639854
>A lot of autistic asexuals get into computer science

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>>159639004
I'd rather ask her to teach me how encoding and those technological shit she does at her job

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>>159639747
A little too gay for Kobayashi's taste, she wants to get dicked rather than smacking carpets with dragons.

>>159640259
The other dragon already said she could give her a penis. It's not that hard with magic.

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>>159639854
DELET

Kobayashi is cute, I wonder why Japan doesn't like her character.

>>159640417
Because she isn't a big eyes big tited kawaii uguu character like her maid. She's a bit too real for them.

Also japan always has shit taste.

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>>159640354
Oh, I forgot to mention (dicked by a guy).

I only fuck children. All you geriatric fetishists have to deal with pregnancy shit, stds, large size and corrupted, indoctrinated mind to believe that love with an adult is bad.

>>159639004
No because she is the worst character in the show. And a massive cunt

>>159639004
She wouldn't want me, she likes chicks over dicks

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>>159640259
>>159640488

She's just can't handle affection in general.
Tooru is patient and will wait for her heart to be ready.

>>159639004
If it has a puss and boobies and isn't obese, I'm game.

>>159640787
But she doesn't have boobs

>>159639057
This is the only wife for me

>>159639854
I'm autistic and asexual, but I can't even get the motivation the learn Java. It's over for me.

>>159640787
I like the way you think.
>puss - most of the time
>boobs - none
>not obese - check
1.5/3 for Kobayashi

>puss - check
>boobs - none
>not obese - check
2/3 for Kanna

>puss - check
>boobs - check
>not obese - check
3/3 for Tohru

>puss - check
>boobs - check
>not obese - check
3/3 for Elma

>puss - check
>boobs - check +
>not obese - check
3.5/3 for Lucoa
Why is Kobayashi worst girl?

>>159641327
I want my harem to be all 5 of them. Surely Allah will gift me with this in Heaven.

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>>159639004

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>>159641327
>kanna
>not obese

>>159641698
He specified "obese" not "T H I C C".

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I want her to glare at me with those shining bead eyes.

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>>159639004
I want to marry this dragon instead. Alternatively: >>159639295. I like their dynamic a lot.

>>159639004
No. She belongs to Tohru.

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Kobayashi isn't a good lay, period.

>>159641918
I like slender girls. Easier to hug.

>>159641822
She actually looks good in this one. She only needs bigger boobs and ass, she's too skinny, tomboy tier.

>>159641918
Where there is love there is a way.

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>>159641918
Kobayashi is for tender love and care.

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>>159641886
I want to be Tohru's Cutebayashi.

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>>159641945
She always looks good.

>>159641991
>>159642011
She's not meant for love, at least romantic love. You're a friend first and foremost. Sexualizing her only ruins the point of her character.

>>159642111
I wish Tohru was (mynamehere)sexual.

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It's a shame she is stuck in such a boring anime.

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>>159642142
You are the one mistaken Anon.
Kobayashi's point as a character is becoming someone that can love. A late bloomer's coming of age.

>>159642258
Yes, platonic love.

>>159639004
and risk getting killed by tooru, hell no.
>>159639238
noice

>>159641183
I promise you that the moment you try to learn a language it'll click and feel natural because you're so damn autistic and asexual

>>159639004
I'm not a girl, so no

Kobayashi and Kumiko are literally the best female characters in the past decade, how does Kyoani improve them from the source material so much?

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>that's not me on the left
I live near mountains, but everyone says there's only Sasquatch there--not dragon wives. Only despair now.

>>159642640
Just go fuck Sasquatch, anon

The great mystery why did ironic weebs choose to flock to this anime?

>>159642923
The same with every adaption of an SoL manga, it's colorful, it's funny, it's lighthearted and doesn't take itself seriously.

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>>159642698
Sasquatch isn't Tohru, anon.

>>159642862
The difference is Americans are sluts

>>159642862
who fucked that loser?

>>159639199
>sure i'll do anal why not
>and then she bends you over

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>>159642923
Hilarious twitter memes such as thicc and ravioli.

>>159643354
Despite the position a woman is in, there will ALWAYS be someone willing to fuck. Don't underestimate how desperate and lonely some men can be.

>>159643449
But who was it?

>>159642862
>how to tell when people haven't read the source material

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>>159643378 >yfw when she pulls out her dragon dildo

>>159639110
I love this pic but every time I see it I'm so confused at her constant bust changes--in that one shot in the middle she's easily a C cup

>>159644293
>dragon dildo
More like she unzips her massive, barbed dragon clit

I want to code with Kobayashi

>>159642862
So now you Gwenpool cancerfags are shitting on other boards huh.

I love her. We have the same issues. We understand each other.

>>159645436
>We have the same issues
you are constantly bothered by freeloading lesbian rapist dragons?

>>159639854
She looks like madarame female. Who wouldn't fuck madarame?

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>>159639263

Watching maid dragon for Kobayashi is like going to Disney World for the guy in the Mickey suit

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>you will never date a decent looking, slightly autistic programmer

I'm not a big fan of Python but I could deal with that I would even accept PHP for fucks sake

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>>159644293
>>159640163
Stop posting this dead manga anon.i'm still expecting for it's translators to deliver

>>159646330
>programmer
>decent looking
This does not compute.

>>159646673
DELET

>>159639004
She is a literal soulless salary woman.
Why would I want anything with her?
She is so boring not even friendship would be worth anything.

>>159642203
fitting for a boring person.

>>159642862
What the fuck is this?

>>159646799
She's just like us

>>159646673
>Tohru is unphased by Kobayashi dying
>treats it just just like a pet dying
really makes you think

>>159647125
I want to be Tohru's pet.

>>159646932
spend 5 minutes on /co/ and you will find out

>>159647047
Except she has a job and can afford a nice spacey apartment instead of living in her mother's basement.

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>>159639004
Yes, in a loving and tender way. I'd be more than happy to make her miso soup for her everyday.

>>159647174
That's my life you just write anon....

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>>159646673
Never.

>>159647125
A century is nothing but a glimpse for a dragon.Tooru is well aware of this,yet she still wanted to be with Kobayashi, which was the only individual who only showed her affection and love other than her parents.Imagine being someone who lived a very long time whose life is only about fighting,running away,bloodshed and other mundane shit.You finally found someone who genuinely cares about you,only to be taken away after a very short time and there's nothing you can do about it.The one who filled that void on your life is now gone.Knowing what happens next,Tooru somehow can afford to care no longer.Just because someone looks like they do not care doesn't mean they're really apathetic towards you.Deep inside she's experiencing great pain but chooses not to show it,just like how we waste our time on these threads to relieve our sadness

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>No Mention of Lucoa

Unreal /a/, Lucoa is the complete lust of every man on the planet. She was born to breed with shit skins (me)

>>159648252
I also want to breed with her.

>>159639046
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

>>159639004
Give me enough drinks and I can make much worse mistakes than that.

>>159648252
Kobayashi is better in every way.

Makes me wonder if all these Kobayashifags are actually girls, since I very much doubt an heterosexual male would actually like her sexually more than other characters.

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>>159649123
>liking the better written, most attractive, and more realistic character is wrong

Look at this guy

>>159649123
Plain girls are hot.

>>159648131
>implying people don't feel a deep love and affection for their pets
>implying people don't feel a deep pain and sadness when pets die
>implying this isn't the perfect parallel for their relationship
>implying it's normal to try to fuck your pets

>>159647914
Can I move in with you?

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>>159640629
But all of her affection just simmers in the meantime. What happens when Kobayashi tips the lid on the boiling pot of backed-up dragon love?

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Bros why is she so.... perfect?

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>>159650995
>shiny bead eyes
>understanding and patient
>puts others before self
>good drinking buddy
>the perfect size for lifting into the air during hugs

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>>159650331
>implying Tooru won't cast magic on herself so she can finally dick Kobayashi
Kobayashi then is fucked in ways more than one

>>159648252
She was bland garbage who was only put in for there to be a whore for you chimps to look at.

>>159651221
Where are her gloves?

>>159639004
Nope
Take her to wedding instead

>>159639004
I'm in love with Miss Kobayashi! I want her to be my mommy!

>>159640259
Tooru has magic, magic can go beyond the lack of dick

>>159647125
*unfazed, anon

>>159648252
>SHE

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>>159651273
She's almost pushed Kobayashi over the edge with love potions before. Magic dicks and results might just be a matter of timing.

I want to be Tooru so i can marry Kobayashi

>>159652771
If I have learned anything from manga it's that there is no singular edge. It's more like a stair case, with a series of steps all leading down to perversion

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I think that this is all any of us want. Maybe fulfillment is as far-fetched as fishing off a maidragon's back. Maybe that's why people treasure what little they find when they come across it.

>>159639004
We are getting an OVA, right?

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>>159653394
An M.C. Escher tower of stairs with a fetish at the end of every corridor.

>>159653538
In October, if I recall.

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I'm going to marry this average looking salary woman.

>>159639057
People can learn how to have better sex...

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>>159653588
What about this salary woman?

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>>159654002
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

Miss Kobayashi's feet?!

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Or would you want her to take your virginity?

>>159639004
Nope

>>159656539
the only natural intercourse for them

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Would you take her virginity?

>>159639004
Her virginity is not mine to take.

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>>159657595
Would you go to jail?