Literally Suzaku in drag.
>a literal woman in a man's clothing
Fixed and thanks, only two others are male->female ones, Saint Germain is a woman who got immortality and likes to wear men's clothing, she's reverse trap, while two other are traps by their minds.
>Alchemists helped Carol build her Castle
>Alchemists might bring back the dolls
>Elfcarol herself might bring back the dolls
A man can dream.
Maria is great and wreck everyone's shit now, even took on 2 alchemists alone no problems while running out of Linker, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>the doll is literally called Tiki
I want a dramatic comeback scene for the dolls. Something like Elfnein rebuilds them in secret and they save the geah users from a tough spot.
Don't think they were popular enough with the nips for that to be considered though.
The alchemists didn't even transform, isn't it a bit early to call a winner?
>Maria is great and wreck everyone's shit now, even took on 2 alchemists alone no problems while running out of Linker, and there's nothing you can do about it.
And even such strong woman can't handle Tsubasa's sword.
Everyone has a weakness, anon.
I just noticed that the boots in the logo got claws.
Just look at those thighs. Don't even care Cagliostro formerly inhabitated a man's body.
>Tiki was the first man in Maori mythology.
>The Pavarian Illuminati was founded by Adam
Where is Kaneko going with this?
>Something like Elfnein rebuilds them in secret and they save the geah users from a tough spot.
And she fixes them in such way that they can safely feed now only from Symphogears not to harm normal humans anymore.
Did you maybe miss something important?
Like, the last season?
I legit like Maria's "steal everyone's moves" shtick because it's consistent with her character arc of "I'm useless when I try to do things conventionally, but I can wing it in my own way."
Also fits with how Airgetlam is a jack-of-all-trades geah.
It's not in the actual subs
>wanting geah to end in only 5 seasons
So if the subs are accurate, are they attempting to actually rewrite history / send reality into a different timeline? Would be consistent with how the snake gets revived after maria's attack.
As someone that lives in Bavaria I highly recommend you do not do that. I can assure you that trannies here are 100% not part of the Illuminati they are just disgusting trannies.
Dess butt spotted.
Also the camera work in these sequences are so much better than fucking GX now they just need to make the noise stop standing around like complete lemmings all the time and Symphogear is back.
Things Symphogear anons don't say
>Maria is so useful, she always manages to save the day!
Forgot muh image.
I do love her anyway.
Is Carol's body enough?
She's cute so it's fine.
No. Carol's angry and spiteful personality is oddly arousing to me for some reason. Also her exposed shoulders and large hat
That's what I was thinking. Maria is doing better now because the "why am I so useless" role has gone to Elfnein.
>all it takes to get some respect is a 5 second clip in the OP showing your're /fit/
>Chris was never raped
So how much have I been fooled by commie this episode? I don't care too much about the memes but if they got the meaning wrong anywhere this ep I would like to know what the "real" lines should have been.
I don't care what it is, it's sexy and feminine as fuck and I need more of it ASAP.
You and me both.
Speaking of which, people blame Maria for being useless in G (which is true) but, really, everything was Mamu's fault.
>lies about Maria being Fine, making her think she's going to disappear soon and putting her in a compromised mental state from the beginning
>is totally down with Ver killing off baseball-kuns
>tries to normalize Ver's actions to Maria and little kids, forcing them to watch as Tsubasa and Chris get splooged over and Hibiki gets dismembered
>changes her mind about everything at the worst possible time, and almost gets herself and Maria killed in the process
>that situation forces Maria to attack (kill?) other humans in self-defense, further destabilizing her
>japanese cold symptoms flare up every time they're in the middle of important shit
>was a puppet of the illuminati the whole time
face it, mamu was a shit.
I want to bully chris for being a fatso
If they have good resistance it's a pretty effective back workout. But Chris needs to be round and inept as part of her charm.
I hope the person responsible for ample amounts of boob jiggle gets a raise.
They shoulda prepped us for it by showing Miku on the javelin throwing team
I'm REALLY hoping for a beach episode, where the alchemists fight the gears in their bathing suits.
They snuck a lot of it in. It's always nice when you have the proper planning and budget allocation of the first episodes. I just wish there was one company that could carry that through a whole season.
>Finè and Carol coming back at the same time for a tag team
I will post this every thread until they dock.
They're so cool! Even if they're breaking a watermelon wrong!
>They are both good guys kicking the Illuminatis ass
So the reason why they still don't have a new LiNKER is because Elf9 spent too long fucking around and being cute?
She did the right thing. CUTE
Maria's butt is twice the size of Tsubasa's butt
This part killed me.
>Why don't we have Linker yet
>Oh shit I was supposed to do that right
Serious question. Why is South America so awful.
webm doesn't support styled subtitles as far as I know. You either have to burn it onto the video or, since he wants it for personal use anyway, just use x264 and mkv instead of vp8 and webm.
That's not really saying much but I agree. Carol and her dolls were great but they were wasted on this series. Those first several episodes had me so hyped about them but then the terrible writing kicked in as usual.
>Maria is useless but she's also hot.
Kind of, the actual line sounds more like she did work on it but is blaming herself for not being fast enough. The way Commie worded it sounds like she was sitting on her ass all day and just accidentally forgot about it.
Everyone down there is dumb. Even the inbreed german/nips from the isolated immigrant community. I do not know how they do it, maybe it is because they believe a messiah will show up and fix their shit instead of them working for their own goal, but it is something beyond.
Needs to be updated with vehicle crashing and horizon cannon (compare with Chris's zesshou from S1)
Does Chris saying "Do that at home" mean she acknowledges it as something romantic between Hibiki and Miku? I mean, there'd be no other real reason for her to want them to do it at home, right?
How much fancy food did Maria eat before this episode.
I'd already added the crash, someone post her cannon and Zenbu's zesshou and I'll add those, I can't be bothered grabbing my external drive to look for those scenes myself.
>1. Elfcarol brings dolls back to help out.
>At 1/6th the scale
>each teams up with a gear pair
>Mini Gary bullies Maria constantly
That's an insult to her skill as an alchemist. She's a pure woman now.
>mfw they call the perfect woman a man
Remember that Maria is a mama cat and mama cats need belly rubs and more dicking.
Go watch the OP of Rebellion. The scene where they're in winter clothes. There's a literal split second frame where Kyouko falls on Sayaka and they end up in the accidental kiss pose.
Can we please stop this totally undeserved Maria bullying now?
In only two episodes she has: Played an integral role in taking down an enemy battleship, saved the lives of Fujikata and Tomosato, defeated the enemy's invincible weapon, wounded Cagilostro, cheered up Elfnein, and held off two alchemists by herself using only linker.
Maria is very sexy and cool and the constant bullying is wrong and should stop.
Maria is the best mom you could ask for, easily.
here's chris's zesshou
and horizon cannon
>several echelons weaker than Hibiki
>You seem awfully defensive anon
I'm actually getting really angry with all these fucking futa fags. If there was even a single fact that they still have something male in them I would understand but they are just pulling this shit out of their ass like the faggots that keep fucking them pull out their dicks.
Thanks senpai, have a zenbu.
>Tsubasa's trying Chris' bunny suit
Silly girl, swords are not bunnies.
these spikes remind me of godzilla
She has a hard enough time with her two kids, and you want another?
> What happened to the whole invicibility thing?!
> You're looking at her!
BASED BIKKI BRINGING THE BANTZ
Elf9 a cute.
Chris-senpai would gladly take care of them.
>Alchemists are fine
But she's already going to be taking care of our kids.
Which is honestly the big advantage of this season over GX. GX accurately portrayed the jobbing, and that’s not very tanoshii. Even though the outcome this time around is pretty much the same, it’s much more fun to watch.
The first thing I'd do with magic/alchemy is turn myself into a beautiful woman.
It's good to see Symphogear, and a few other properties, figuring out that many others would too.
It worked for Ryuuko
What episode is Chris going to go Colonel Kurtz on us?
I'm on like episode 3 or whatever of the second season, so episode 16 total:
If Japan is the only country that has Symphogears, then how the fuck do other countries deal with noise attacks if everything else phases through them?
Does the noise only show up in japan?
A few other countries have relics and such, the only other confirmed one is America.
Presumably Fine was the one causing Noise attacks in general, and she doesn't cause mindless destruction. Same goes for other holders of her tech.
Noise still need to phase into reality to actually hit things, so there's a moment where they're vulnerable to shoot. You see a little bit of that in G I think. Gear songs force them to phase in.
Also they also disintegrate once they kill someone so there's only ever gonna be a finite bodycount even in the worst case scenario, noise attacks outside of Solomon's Cane shenanigans were very rare too.
The Noise disintegrate themselves too when they disintegrate a human, and they also have a time limit for being in this world. So it's a matter of either stalling them or throwing people at them until they're gone.
This is all explained in the keywords.
Someone should teach this fatty some table manners!
This is my cute wife, Kirika. Say something nice to her!
this is really super neat, the instant she puts the sword back in the gauntlet it turns into an arm cannon
She didn't have Solomon's Cane until she kidnapped Chris and used her to activate it. Noise sometimes leaked out of the Treasury of Babylon for as long as it's been around, Genjuro or Ryoko talk about it in S1.
But it's cute! CUTE!
More Combattler than Virgil, besides the very start of the attack
This always makes it look like there's a $350 penalty for not Dessing.
In other words, you have to Dess or suffer the consequences,
She certainly would. Very good care.
Very much agreed. A woman who can go through that kind of insane shit and come out of it as emotionally stable as Chris would be much more impressive than just another fragile girl, with a gimped backstory to boot.