What's the point of a low iq girl having a big butt?

>>159572253
its so you can trick her into letting you use it

>>159572274
But what would you use an ass for, other than making ham?
Human meat is taboo in most societies.

>>159572253
To attract the low iq guys liking big butts

>>159572253
For me to easily marry her and have anal sex 10000 times a day.

Big target for a paddlin' when she does dumb shit

(I looked for an image of this and I can't believe the only art I can find of Aqua being spanked is DA spaghetti)

Wax that ass!

Do you guys prefer

A. Big tits, small butt
B. Small tits, big butt
C. Big tits, big butt
D, Small tits, small butt.

Why is Aqua so fucking sexy?

>>159572548
C

>>159572548
B > D > C > A

>>159572253
For the hundredth time, Aqua is extremely smart and bright, stop spreading lies.

>>159572631
What's even the point of including A in the ranking? That only implies you'd hit that, in lack of better options.

>>159572678
Good point.

>>159572548
Medium tits, big butt

>>159572548
B > C > D > A
Small tits are cute and big butts are life, so together they're the greatest

Brain-matter was send elsewhere

>>159572548
B, C, A, D

Udders are a consolation prize but a consolation prize is better than nothin'

>>159572548
Any is fine as long as she has good proportions.

>>159572884
>Q: What are good proportions?
>A: Any is fine as long as she has good proportions.

>>159572548
A

>>159572920
There's more to a body than tits and ass you know.

>>159572884
Big tits with small ass cannot be proportionate. Small tits goes with any size of ass, therefore small tits > big tits.

>>159572548
C

>>159572548
E) All of the above and in between.

>>159572548
E) No tits, big butt.

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>>159572253
Aqua>Your shitty waifu

>>159572253
Because aqua is best girl and anyone who unironically thinks otherwise is factually wrong.

>>159572631
MY MAN

>>159572548
B

>>159572253
I want her to sit on my face

>>159572548
Anything but A.
You can have flat chest and a big butt or a tight butt, but having cowtits and no ass is just sad. Butts can make up for the lack of chest, but not the other way around.

A nice booty is the foundation of a nice body.

>>159572548

The girl with the biggest tits I've ever seen had the flattest ass

It's just too weird to reconcile. Like uncanny valley. Skinny girls really shouldn't get breast enlargement surgery

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>>159573708
But Aqua is only second best girl

>>159572253
To show that her IQ is absolute fucking ass.

>>159572661
Congrats, Aqua. I didn't know that you were smart enough to use the Internet.

>>159572253
All the prayers people have said for her went to her butt.

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>>159572253
Natural selection to encourage breeding.
Evolutionary strategy to emphasize fecundity over intelligence.

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>>159574237
Truth

>>159574438
But it was advances in science that really started the population explosion. What's the point of repeated pregnancies (and lots of women dying during child-birth) if 70% of your offspring die before reproducing?

>>159572548
F, absolutely FLAT

>>159572803
This is the true answer, but all these plebs wouldn't understand

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Which one would you pick?

>>159574740
All of them.

But seriously Darkness.

>>159574740
Aqua, Megumin, Aqua, Megumin, Aqua, Megumin, in that order, repeatedly until I die of dehydratation

>>159574740
I don't like that artstyle, but Megumin probably

>>159574740
Aqua

>>159572548
A

>>159572548
D

>>159572320
You can use it as counterweight and pillows.

>>159572253
Whiz is best girl with lalatina as a close second

>>159572548
>B
Small tits, big butt is top tier

>>159574740
Lalatina needs her spanking so her.

>>159572253
Doujins.

>>159579580
this

>>159574740
I wish I were a demon king and spend my daily life corrupting Aqua's ass with my big demon cock

>>159574578
>>159574438
It's called r selection
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/r/K_selection_theory

>>159572253
>iq

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>>159575946
>>159574621
Only patricians here

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>>159572548
D

>>159572631
My African-American friend

>>159572548
B > D* > C > A

* if she has a cute face, a small, thin, easily handled body, and is overall very cute and innocent, then I might put D before B.

>>159574740
Left (Megumin) > anything else

>>159572548
Megumin

>>159574237
Labeaner is a slut that would fall for any abusive man.

>>159574740
Megumin for breeding, while Darkness gets a serious spanking.

>>159572548
B = C > D > A