When you wear nerve gear and have sex while diving, your real

>>159512575
>Implying they can feasibly check up on 6000 players to see who's having an orgasm
>implying hospitals would allow complete strangers to check up on a random patient who could be killed just by having a helmet removed
>implying Sugou wouldn't be charged with murder if he removed Kirito's helmet anyways.

Just imagine Kirito lying unconsciously in a puddle of his own cum while having that nerve gear on.

>>159513016
And Suguha bathing in it

>>159512575
>>159512870
>implying that ONLY Kirito and Asuna are having sex at that moment

there would be a few more players banging. heck they probably had in game brothels

>>159512575
Why would Sugou do that? Your reasoning is based on circumstances at the end of Fairy Dance where he would be willing to kill Kirito, not way before where there is still only non-violent animosity.

>>159512870
No, but you see Asuna's folks is rich as fuck, as is Suguo. Ffs Suguo did an illegal worldwide experiment on controlling people's emotions and memories, how hard would it be to do this?

>>159513269
Normally it'd be hard to find them, but not during the honeymoon when they went at it all the time for 2 weeks

>>159513093
she probably gave him a blowjob every time she visited.

in the game, he probably experienced sudden bursts of energy and vigor and attributed it to getting fired up or some stat shit, but really it was cause he was getting sucked off irl

>>159513480
True, but I think if he found out someone's doing his obsessive crush he wouldn't be lenient about it. After SAO was cleared and Asuna was in ALO, Suguo figured the two were worlds apart anyway and it would be more fun to watch Kirito agonize over it
And there's a difference between knowing they did it and witnessing it as it happens, I just imagine he wouldn't stand for it

>>159513581
>No, but you see Asuna's folks is rich as fuck, as is Suguo
Being rich in a 1st world country doesn't mean you get to visit strangers in a hospital, unannounced.
Sugou's experiments were only countrywide, and involved people that were already trapped inside the NerveGear.

In any case, her parents aren't necessarily going to be there when they have sex, and even if they were present they still wouldn't know unless they had a doctor constantly looking at her pussy while it got wet. In either case, the SAO survivors were using futuristic gel beds that ate waste, so even Kirito's parents wouldn't walk in and notice he's wet and sticky, cause the beds would have consumed it.


Oh, she's panting and breathing really hard? Probably in a fight. Happens all the time.

Wasn't the entire point that the gear intercepted nerve signals? Otherwise you'd have people flailing all over the place when fighting monsters and the like.

>>159513792
>In either case, the SAO survivors were using futuristic gel beds that ate waste, so even Kirito's parents wouldn't walk in and notice he's wet and sticky, cause the beds would have consumed it.
I missed that. Was it in the anime or LN only?

>>159512575
>And if you cum in game, you cum IRL.
The porn parody I've been waiting for since the mid 2000's after all those
>If you die in the game YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

>>159513928
I believe it was from the LN, but It may have been from some side-material instead, like a design book or the author's twitter.

>>159513902
The NerveGear doesn't stop everything. Things like breathing and heart-rate are still affected by stress in game, so while you won't be flailing around during sex, your heart and breathing will speed up to match, and hypothetically, you could also orgasm.

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>>159512575
>if you cum in the game, you cum for real

I can't believe just how far we are from this still.

>>159513792
Even with beds absorbing it, tracking the body functions (heart beat, hormone secretion etc) should alert you to sex taking place (or masturbation). Also for Kirito it would be much more obvious since he'd get an erection each time.

You're probably right about Suguo and the family though. If Suguo had any real underworld connections he wouldn't have gone after Kirito alone or himself and failed like a bitch.

>>159512575
The real question is why in the fuck you can have sex in a game where children can also play.

>>159512575
Orgasm that happens when you sleep doesn't have reaction as strong as when you're awake. You'll just excrete cum from your genital, your body won't jerk around. Just like wet dream.

>>159514340
What if Kirito popped a boner everytime he fights?

>>159514378
Except diving is not sleeping or dreaming

>>159514410
>what if?
There's is no if

this really opens up a bit of a can of worms because at the start before they were all given the mirror which revealed their true appearance some dudes had female characters so if they had sex would they have a female orgasm as per their in game avatar or a male orgasm like they would in real life

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When will he bap her womb

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>>159514478
I hope so.

>>159514469
What if there's is if?

>>159514428
It's literally sleeping. They don't flail around when they do heavy activities like fighting monsters. What makes you think they'll move when they cum?

>>159514471
That's easy. For men, the vagina simulation is moved to the butt IRL. For women, all sensation is removed so they could feel the discrepancy between a man's and a woman's enjoyment of sex.

>>159512575
Please don't mind side details

>>159514603
It isn't sleeping. The player's movement is disabled by gear intercepting nerve signals. However not everything is blocked as >>159514103 said

>>159514821
>The player's movement is disabled by gear intercepting nerve signals
Exactly. Then they won't be able to move when they cum. It'll be the same as when they're peeing.

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for bully

>>159514876
Ok...yes... and still their heartbeats, breathing, hormone levels and genital fluids (if those can be registered what with the bed absorbing them) should be enough to identify an orgasm. As they are not really sleeping the sex they experience is different from dream sex, it's different from real sex too obviously but my guess is those things I listed are all there.

>>159514936
>Help I'm choking on Onii-chan's semen!

He was probably getting fucked Irl by his sister while simultaneously boning Asuna in the VR world.

>>159514471
Only Kayaba knew about the sex feature, it was never meant to be used with an avatar with a different gender.

>>159513673
damn straight she did, had to feed her double d's...probably a few knockups too.

>>159512575
>wake up from the digital world after months of being immersed
>to my horror i find myself encased up to my neck in a crusty yellowed cocoon of my own cum
>can't get out
>starve to death

TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN.

>>159512575
The nervgear intercepts sensory input and motor control.

>>159512575
what the fuck

>>159515037
It's not some outlandish experiment. ffs. They're in a hospital. All they gonna monitor is their vital, not some hormonal imbalance or genital fluids.

>>159518567
yet the ln went on and no impregnation...

>>159523983
They're still in school.

>>159514698
Nah, it just creates a bunch of weird sensations because the male brain isn't equipped to simulate vaginal stimulation and vice-versa. It's a big reason that post-SAO games started gender locking characters.

>>159512575
>honeymoon banging 24/7
They never had sex. That is incredibly obvious once they leave the game.

>>159528806
>She wakes up the following morning nude, covered by blankets
Yeah, they never had sex.

>>159528806
The anime clearly implies sex even while cutting out the GLOP and FIREWORKS part of the novel.

>>159528967
That's how you sleep gently.

>>159518732
Yeah but everyone in this thread seems to be happier ignoring that fact

>>159528967
I thought there was nudity in-game?
>>159529137
This occurs after they leave the game.

>>159529137
The LN (not the WN with the glop chapter) implies that as well.

>>159512575
>implying a faggot like Kirito can give a woman an orgasm

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>>159528806
Sure they didn't anon, they just got married, went on a honeymoon where they slept in the same bed and ended up with a child a while afterwards

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>>159514936
careful there girl

>>159514967
how much does her AI vagina expand in fairy form?

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>no season 3 yet
>progressive will never get animated either
They had such a successful series and now they're blowing it

>/a/ figures out wet dreams
did your parents never have the talk with you?

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>>159512575
That entire scene felt like it was written by a virgin.
>Oh yeah, Asuna came like a trillion times! So cool!
>TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN
>GLOP GLOP
Can we make it a rule that only non-virgins are allowed to write sex scenes?

>>159529822
Did you watch the movie and stay after the credits?

>SAO will return

>>159529961
Do you want to kill anime or something?
Besides, you never had sex inside the VR world, you don't know what it's like

>>159529264
>I thought there was nudity in-game?
First progressive novel has Asuna going through like 3 levels of commands to remove clothing, ending with removing underwear, before a bath.

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>>159530037
what if it's a ruse and they were talking about the live action series they're working on

>>159512575
No, the signals never make it to your body. Otherwise people would be sperging out 24/7 and walking into walls and down stairs when they're playing an mmo.

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>>159530284
>progressive will never go full lewd
what a disappointment

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>>159530500
She looks like loner asuna from that doujinshi by air x gravity in progressive.

>>159529240
Pretty sure people were arguing to which degree the nervegear could block the nervous impulses.
I can only say the medicuboid can brobably block everything theoretically

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>>159530611
I like her smugness in progressive

>>159514352
>game developed by slants
>putting degenerate as fuck features in the game
color me shocked

>>159530284
>implying anyone is autistic enough to read the novels

>>159512575
They had to pee and shit. The hospitals they were in probably had them wear diapers.

>>159530970
Don't underestimate my desire to read things, any things, anon.

>>159530883
>>159514352
In the extra chapter they try to explain it as players felt too weird not having any sensations in their genitals so they had to add them in

>>159514352
Children have the right to have sex too.

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>>159514281
sugus and and GGO sinon are the only saving grace from this anime

>>159530970
>Reading=autistic
Sure, Tyrone.

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>>159530970
But progressive is a reboot manga anon, and it's actually good

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>>159531107
>felt too weird not having any sensations in their genitals
You mean like that time Klein got gored in the balls and didn't feel anything? That was the VERY FIRST EPISODE for those of us keeping track.

>>159531147
It's also novels, which is the path I took.

>>159530996
>what are catheters
>what are colostomy bags

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What the fuck was up with that second fucking arc of this show like seriously.


>be villian
>okay so I am gonna hold like 300 people hostage in their VR things even though they have been trapped in game for 2 years
>I am gonna experiment on their brains so I can manipulate peoples emotions and thoughts without them knowing and become a muahahhhahahah bazilionare
>I am also gonna hold my bosses daughter's mind hostage and put her in another game, that happens to use the software of the game that killed like 4000 people yet somehow manages to hit the market and people actually fucking play it.
>I am going to put her in a cage trapped, and try to coerce her to have sex and break her spirit
>I am also going to marry her comatose body in the real world in her hospital room, which her dad is totally okay with I guess???
>then I'm gonna fuck her comatose corpse and use the marriage to take over her father's company????
>tell the kid that was virtually married to her that I am gonna marry lifeless body and invite him to the wedding
>oh yeah kid if you try to stop the wedding I am gonna shut off the servers keeping her from going brain dead :^))))))))))

seriously what the fuck was that.

>the whole sister cousin whoever that wants to fuck Kirito because he was in a coma I guess like why?
>his fucking parent allowing him or anyone in the house to even play video games or even have the nerve gear in the house considering he was in a fucking vegetative state for 2 fucking years
>and people still play these games that are based on the sword art online engine even though like 4000 people died because of some fucking weirdo with a god complex

I liked the first arc well enough but jesus what the fuck.

>>159531495
The second arc is why most people ended up disliking the show, it's well known that it's shit

>>159531395
Aren't the novels being published slow as fuck though? and you can't see asunas smug

>>159531495
What offends me the most about the second arc is everything relating to the final fight.
>The villain's "threat" to Kirito is that he's going to Asuna's hospital room to pleasure himself
>Kirito positively compares MASS MURDERER AYAKABA to the man who's biggest crime was digitally fondling his girlfriend in a video game
Kirito's moral compass is all over the fucking place.

>>159531354
Pain is not simulated at 100% by default.

>>159531137
When its about fucking SAO of all things, it is autistic.
I read Gundam LNs myself.

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>>159514936
A monster in the sack.

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Why is she so cute

>>159531622
Moral of the story is don't screw with a man who really wants that pussy.

>>159529563
How am I keeping up with this?

>>159529879
>Implying the internet didn't teach us about sex

>>159531604
Yeah. I might switch.

>>159512575
Why was the ability to have sex coded into the game? And from what I know, almost ALL of them?

That's just a rape waiting t- Well shit.

>>159531495
>>his fucking parent allowing him or anyone in the house to even play video games or even have the nerve gear in the house considering he was in a fucking vegetative state for 2 fucking years

His parents (biologically his aunt and uncle) are also computer nerds, yeah their son might have been in a coma and 4000 people might have died. But ban hype as fuck cutting edge tech? They aren't Luddites.

>and people still play these games that are based on the sword art online engine even though like 4000 people died because of some fucking weirdo with a god complex

This was actually a plot point, after the SAO and ALO things the industry was pretty much dead, till Kirito released the World Seed package. Now since you post on 4chan I'm sure you are aware of the types of people that inhabit the internet. If an Open Source VR engine dropped on the web, do you really think there wouldn't be a ton of fucking people using it just because they could regardless of how dangerous history made it seem?

Leafa > Sugu

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>>159514936
holy FUCK

>>159531495
He was offering emotionally manipulating software, that's worth something
Just because one game has the potential to kill people doesn't mean the future games will, because ALO has countermeasures against that
Her dad was pretty fucking desperate and actually happy anyone at all wanted a comatose daughter to marry
Yeah he was taunting Kirito
Kirito enjoyed the fuck out of his time in SAO, what's a bad experience for some is a happy experience for others
>>159531622
Kayaba made Kirito's favorite game, the other guy tried to rape his wife, guess why Kirito hates one guy more

>>159531622
I can understand why I suppose, I don't really know if I agree with it but at least the SAO guy had some """honor""" about the whole thing. I forget his reasoning but didn't he want people to be thankful for life or something or was it just god complex or SOCIAL EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG (GONE SEXUAL)?? He didn't do it for money or to rape people (sexually at least) and at least gave Kirito a fair fight to end the game early and wasn't a total bitch about dying.

Where you got this other guy that's just holding people hostage to become a gorillionaire and marry some jailbait pussy that he wants forcefully fuck in her mind and take over her dad's company. He also tried to cheat his way into winning.

At least the first villain had some sense of honor and decency (however fucked up it maybe at least it was something). The second guy was just a opportunistic cunt.

I suppose that one could argue that the mass murderer is the lesser of two evils because while he caused thousands of deaths, it was self contained where as the second arc villian's mind control shit could cause serious shit in the real world.


>>159532277
>Her dad was pretty fucking desperate and actually happy anyone at all wanted a comatose daughter to marry

why though? She is like 17, surely he could wait a bit before having some creepy guy from work to fuck his unconscious daughter?

>>159532277
>guess why Kirito hates one guy more
Because he's a psychopath who doesn't understand the value of human life and has completel forgotten about Sachi until it was time to give his daughter a name in an infinitely superior series?

>>159532413
>why though?
Rich people problems. Her mother was still trying to marry her off to prestigious despite probably knowing that she is incredibly used goods at this point.

>>159532418
Oh no, Kirito isn't a lawful good faggot, what a disaster
>>159532413
Asuna's dad was fond of the guy, and he only acted creepy with Kirito

>>159532578
>incredibly used goods
A second hand Ferrari is still better than 99% of all other cars

>>159532643
But a broken one isn't

>>159532643
Define better.

>>159532166
das it mane

>>159532667
Kirito didn't break her
Hopefully at least, then again the guy still has lots of backups
>>159532672
Better aesthetics, handling, prestige, horsepower and the like

>>159532578
>used
damaged goods

>>159532592
>Asuna's dad was fond of the guy, and he only acted creepy with Kirito

Marrying a 17 year old girl thats been unconscious for like 2 years while being like 30 is creepy in itself.

Not saying that I wouldn't since where are you gonna get that realistic of a body pillow, plus the tax benefits of marital status. But at least I am closer to her in age and not holding her mind hostage/going to fuck her comatose body.

Plus people would be like
>his wife has been in a coma for years and he still insists on taking care of her, he must be a really great person

>>159513269
>Women start prostituting themselves to get by
>Richest dude in game runs a brothel complete with sex slaves
>Kirito pimps Asuna out for cash
There was nothing stopping any of this from happening

>>159533061
Her dad saw it as
>he's willing to put up with my comatose daughter, he's a truly loyal guy

>>159532166
>he doesn't do 300 one legged squats per day

What are you? are fucking bitch or what?

>>159512575
The whole anime has so many plot holes and you are asking about banging? Really? It is just a shit show, move on.

For sex to be in a VR game, someone had to code the pleasure centers to do X and model the dicks, and code in the specifications of sex.

Why would anyone in their right mind do that while coding a fantasy RPG. Jesus fucking christ it's stupid.

Also, monsters that can RAPE players? Basically their characters, but the violation is real in context. That's like, the stupidest thing I've heard in years. And this was apparent even in games AFTER SAO.

It's like the writer had never even seen a video game, or thought about how you make a game?

How many books are in the series? And how long will it take the anime and manga to catch up to the LN?

>>159533332
>The whole anime has so many plot holes and you are asking about banging?
This is the internet, are you somehow surprised that banging takes the forefront in questions considered important? People just wanna fill those plot ""holes"" up with their benis.

>>159533358
The creator made the game while knowing people would stay in there for a very long time
Not allowing people to get off and fuck would be unnecessarily cruel

I know SAO is shat on universally, but is it worth checking out at all? MC seems like a giant faggot, but I feel like I am obligated to watch the show, if only to see what it's like.

>>159533746
Premise of the first half of the first season is great, depending on who you ask its execution is amazing to wasted, after that it just falls off.

>>159533899
So it's another wasted potential anime? That's common as hell, why'd it spawn so much revulsion around here?

>>159533746
Aincrad could be fine
Fairy's Dance sucks
GGO is fun
Calibur is meh
Mother's Rosario is good.

>>159533981
Because it was ridiculously popular to a huge extent, and flooded everywhere, including /a/.

>>159533981
Because it's popular
And honestly /a/ is probably the best place on the Internet to discuss it
Everyone else seems determined to shit on it to look cool

>>159533746
I don't have a large knowledge of other shows but SAO explores themes of the nature of reality, whether a life lived online is really lived that I though was uniquely interesting. They don't do an awful lot with that, mind you, but it's there.

>>159534205
>>159534250
>>159534268
I see. Looks like I need to watch it, if only to understand what all the fuss was about. I remember /a/ jerking over it while it was airing but I avoided it because it struck me as a bad .hack rip off.

>>159534353
You should it
If it manages to hook you, it'll be a very hype ride, otherwise you'll roll your eyes every scene

>>159533746
The aincrad part of the first season is a good, the second part with the fairy mmo is shit. Gun gale goes back and forth from being good and being meh, Calibur is a fun little standalone arc. The last arc is alright it got a lot of praise but I couldn't get into mainly because the literal super aids felt too forced

>>159531354
They still FEEL sensations. It's just the PAIN that's blocked out.

>>159531622
>the man who's biggest crime was
Kidnapping 300 people and subjecting them to inhumane experiments?

>>159531827
You don't look at every letter and sound it out. You look at the shape of them, and understand the meaning.

>>159533061
>while being like 30
Pretty sure he was in his early 20s...
Ok, Looking at the wiki, Kayaba was 28 when SAO cleared, and Sugou was younger than that, I think. 25-28 with 17 is still kinda creepy I guess.

>>159533358
Players felt discomfort at the lacking sensation of their junk, so they had to give it a minimum amount of functionality. Kirito theorizes that someone then went the extra step of making it functional, and hid it behind a nested menu. Kayaba himself might have even done it, knowing that people would get stressed out after multiple years stuck in game.

>RAPE
Practically impossible, because the game requires you to "disable" the "Ethics Code", and there are probably fail safes that let you re-enable it without the menu.

>And this was apparent even in games AFTER SAO
When?

>>159512575
don't worry anon, she was faking it all along

>>159514936
>>159514506
>>159514281
Sugaha is so sexy, Leafa was a mistake.

>>159533492
19 Volumes in the main series. 20 comes out in September.
Season 3 (when it starts) should start at Volume 9, but that arc goes all the way up to Volume 18. So unless they split the Alicization arc in half (which they could do) Season 3 would have to be 4 cours long

>>159512575
I'm sure there were loads of people banging in the game, and some lone players probably masturbated too.

>>159534609
How would it be impossible in a game where you can murder someone? Someone threatens to murder you if you dont deactivate the ethics code, it's not impossible.

>>159533492
19 possibly 20 soon, the next would start at 9 but they'll have to split it into multiple seasons since the arc goes all the way to 18

>>159529822
They're definitely doing Alicization.

And they'll probably do Progressive once that's done. Prepare for Naruto tier filler.

>>159534971
Pretty sure it's mentioned that the ethics menu isn't widely known about, kirito had to be told about it from asuna which means she was probably fucking someone else before him to know about it ahead of time

>>159534561
You know what?
In the games she goes on living

>>159535030
>>And they'll probably do Progressive once that's done
Progressive doesn't have enough content to make a series yet unless the author really ups the pace while alicization is running

>>159535030
>they'll probably do Progressive once that's done. Prepare for Naruto tier filler
Progressive is actually good faggot
Unless you meant "Naruto filler" in that it's basically giving the fans all they want with KiriAsu

>>159534609
Don't some girls get raped as punishment in later LN? Or is that not in the game?

>>159534771
You mean 5 cours
And I hope they do that
If FMA could do it why not SAO?

>>159535142
Or Asuna knew about from her boss, Kayaba

>>159535142
Kirito cant even tell that he's grabbing tits

>>159535431
I thought she heard about it from other girls?

>>159535711
I don't remember
But Kayaba would make sense
>I'll tell Asuna about the sex system
>now they can test it and I can iron out the bugs
>I doubt the "beater" did this in the beta test

>>159535249
There's some rape in alicization but they're technically npcs

>>159535923
>kayaba tells her just so he can watch
nice

>>159536263
>he isn't even fapping
>just ironing out bugs on the sex function so it could be used to create a virtual red-lights district

Is he /ourguy/? Too pure for sex.

>>159536836
>gets mad that kirito can't last long enough for him to get decent data

>>159532166
This happens when you take leg day too serious and literal.