ONII-CHAN, BUY ME GEIMU, JUMPU AND POTATO CHIPSU

>>159472127
I will, but Umaru will have to pay for those with her body.

Wait till October nug.

>2017
>paying for geimu and jumpu
Someone kick her kickable face, please?

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>>159472200
Japs can't do anything about it. Their MUH MORALS forces them to spend so much money on games and manga that honestly it should be
>having enough money to pay for food

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Reminder that Umaru's NEET team is accepting new members

>>159472127
Okay, I'll return with Crash.

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>>159472787
NOOOO UMARU ALREADY PLAYED THE ORIGINALS!!

>>159472887
In that case, I'll return with whatever /v/ said was good this month.

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>>159473048
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMARU HATES /V/!!!

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It's doesn't matter how many pictures of Umaru bullying you post, this doesn't change the fact that the nugget is getting a season 2

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>>159473457
Delete this.
>>159473438
Delete that.
>>159473488
This too.

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>>159472127
>Umaru

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Uma?

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>>159473682
Uma indeed

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>>159473869
Damn you're ugly

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Nii-chan I'm here to discuss your acquiring my Nintendo Switchu

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Umaru sucks.

Gabu rules.

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>>159473982
Say that one more time.

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>>159473982
>>159474083
you're both very wrong

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>>159474083
I said

Satania sucks.

Gabu rules.

>>159473937
Sorry but I bought you a WiiUu

I get flashes of rage at this fucking hamster

>>159474226
Meanwhile I get a comfy feeling of happiness when I see her

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>>159474190
NOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

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NII-SAN
SHOW ME PORNO

>>159474518
no, this is a christian image board.

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>>159474593
NII-SAN
I WANT TO SEE PORNO

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>>159474518
>>159474642

>>159474518
>>159474642

oh my

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A hamster girl falls in love with her oniichan.

Unable to confess, Umaru Doma is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's other phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls Taihei Doma, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to her oniichan, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression on his bespectacled face. After some investigation, she finds out that the big bro she called is not the same big bro she fell in love with. In fact, this Taihei doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with his sister as well, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CORA and JUMPU.

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>>159475015

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>>159475015
FINDS

I hate this stupid hamster.

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>>159475105
A

>>159475015
Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

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>>159475015
Threadly reminder that Keit-ai is now the highest grossing anime film of all time.

>$353.3 million

http://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Kimi-no-na-wa-(Japan)#tab=summary
http://supremecarlos.net/post/155932824647/your-name-kimi-no-na-wa-just-became-the
http://aramajapan.com/news/tvmovie/your-name-kimi-no-na-wa-surpasses-spirted-away-as-highest-grossing-film-in-japan/69666/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-17/shinkai-your-name-tops-spirited-away-as-highest-grossing-anime-film-worldwide/.111141
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/169311-Your-Name-Beats-Spirited-Away-in-Gross
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/your-name-spirited-away-highest-grossing-anime-of-all-time-a7530876.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films

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>>159475133
WAY

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>>159474518
>>159474642
Should I watch Eromanga-sensei?

>>159475284
It's boring.

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>>159475324
oh

>>159475284
>>159475644
It's comfy, though a little annoying at times.

>>159475644
>>159475679
It doesn't hold a candle to oreimo.

>>159472127
>Season two
>Umaru is excited for a new geimu and begs her brother to take her there and buy it for her
>To have enough energy to play this geimu, she spends the whole day drinking cola and energy drinks and cramming her face with chips and candy
>The hour finally arrives and Umaru is driven to the store so her brother can buy the game
>As she bounces around in the line to the cash register, someone happens inside of her.
>All the shaking sets off an eruption in her gut and an explosion of putrid fecal matter composed of junk food blasts out of her anus.
>She freezes as everyone turns to look at her as the shit loudly comes out of her ass and drips down her legs.
>She panics and reverts to nug mode.
>She runs around the story blubbering and crying as waves of foul smelling pitch black ooze sprays out of her like a hose.
>She crashes into displays and climbs shelves as she erratically darts around, covering everything in poo as her onii-chan tries to catch her.
>Finally grabbing her, she has one more surprise.
>Her anus shoots off one more volley directly on his face, coating him in more shit then a little girl should have inside of her.
>The manager runs up to him and scolds him for not teaching her to defecate in public and for not catching her sooner.
>Onii-Chan is forced to pay for damages and Umaru doesn't even get her game which causes her to throw a tantrum .
>Episode ends.

>>159475190
Is Keit-ai the most financially successful anime of all time?

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>>159475774
don't quit your day job

>>159472887
Who says you'll be playing?

>>159475822
No, that's Gundam.

>>159475679
It depends: How bad are your tastes, or, to be more precise, with how much shit can you put up just to be part of the conversation/ up-to-date?
If your answer is 'pretty shit' and 'a lot', then you maybe should watch it, but if you have any doubts maybe not. There are shows that do any aspects that you might like about it better.
The comedy isn't great, the fan service is blatant but bland, the harem is shit, the incest isn't great, the story is neither good as a SOL nor as arcs.

>>159475822
>most financially successful meme of all time

Next to Trump, probably.

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Onii-chan, buy amiibo

>>159477165
>make a level that's a conveyor belt into spikes
>drive Umaru off a cliff

Some good potential for abuse here

>>159472127
I fucking hate this show. Never even watched it, but every gif with Umaru makes me wanna care for this little shit for the rest of my life.

>>159472127
avoided umaru because it looks awful, I admit I judged a book by it's cover. What's the appeal? Comedy?
serious question.

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>>159477507
Serious answer: Umaru is CUTE

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>wake up
>umaru s2 is still happening
>watamote s2 is still not happening
>tomoshitters are still anal-ravaged
Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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Who asked for Umaru season 2
Surely Japs have better tastes than this

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>>159478008
It was meme magic

>>159478008
It was the nug merch sales, a powerful force.

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>>159478100
Stop, lewdposter-kun

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>>159478008
>Papicunt!
they had good taste because they paid for Umaru's S2
alas they didn't pay for Flip Flapper, I liked it too

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Umaru > All

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Did someone say buying games? Because Skyrim is coming to Nintendo Switch soon with exclusive new content. It would be a great game to buy for someone you like.

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>>159475284
https://tmbox.net/pl/1213885

Should I watch this anime?
Seems kinda fun.

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>>159478432
>mfw I will never hug all these nugs

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>>159479162
you should watch these dabbuzu

>>159478547
Umaru is casual as fuck.
Chances are she already bought skyrim more than once.

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>>159479335
Wrong, Umaru is a hardcore gamer that only play hardcore games

Tomoko on the other hands plays nothing but shitty visual novels

>>159479633
This. Umaru wins Street Fighter tournaments left and right.

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>>159478547
UMARU WON'T PAY FOR MODS

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>>159474518
Don't be lewd, erotic manga teacher, Umaru is a pure maiden

>>159474518
>>159474642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT2GQsB91S0

>>159478432
Is that nug giving me the finger?!

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>>159480217
Some nuggets have attitude

>>159480200
UFOPORNOOO

>>159475774
>someone happens inside of her.
>>She runs around the story

nice try ESL-kun

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>>159478008
>Surely Japs have better tastes than this

funny joke, onii-chan

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>>159480644
When will he learn?

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>>159478547
Go away Todd-kun

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>>159472606
signed and bumped

>>159476599
Based Umarubro

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>>159480769
But it's not a joke
Umaru is basically watashit but with games

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>>159480912
Buy my geimu

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Reminder that Hikari will ruin s2 by adding needless drama

>>159481032
That's his nug mode?

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>>159481168
I don't mind drama if it's lighthearted.

>>159481227
Yes, in which he throws tantrums and charges for mods

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>>159481168
They're rivals in the same way Umaru and TSF are

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Why didn't you buy Umaru's geimu?

Someone tell me who has read the manga.
Does any character development happen at all?
Feel free to laugh at me.

>>159484143
What kind of game is it? One of those shitty party games like Hidamari Sketch had?

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>>159484181
HAHAHAHA

>>159484181
Nope. They just introduce new characters.

>>159484181
>any character development happen at all?
Tons of it

>>159484206
It calls itself "sister raising simulator".
You basically take care of Umaru like a tamagotchi but there are visual novel segments thrown in.

>>159484254
That at least sounds like a kinda fitting type of game.

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>>159484254
>sister raising simulator

Umaru has revolutioned anime, and now geimu! What next for everyone's favourite nugget?

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Friendly reminder that Umaru Season 2 will air on the same season as Love Live Sunshine, Osomatsu-san, Pop Team Epic and will pretty much be crushed in sales by these juggernauts

RIP in pieces little nugget, season 3 never ever

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>>159472606
What is this?

>>159484369
Friendly reminder that they don't give a shit about TV ratings.

Friendly reminder that they decide on blu-ray and merchandise sales

Friendly reminder that Umaru is selling shit loads of merchandise

Friendly reminder that you're probably the same asshole who kept posting "meme hamstershit will never ever get another season" in every thread and then got BTFO'd in April.

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>>159484369
s1 didn't exactly sell like hotcakes either and yet it got another season

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>watch ova2
>see this

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>>159484477
Good question. I found it on /c/

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We have a violent threat! >>159484192

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>>159484627
>streaming

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>>159484181
she isn't an hikikomori anymore, now she goes out with friends, she met new people and is now friend with Hikari, they are playing online games together, she knows her nugget form, Umaru is helping Hikari at socializing too
Kirie's book got published and many other news

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>>159484819
Stop baiting watamote-friends, they are dejected enough already

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>>159484913
I only have a problem with ESL-cunt because he's an extremist.

I don't understand why there is a rivalry between umarufags and tomokofags. Why can't these two series co-exist?

>>159485126
Ask ESL-cunt.

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>>159485126
>Why can't these two series co-exist
they do, but ESL kun sperg out over the nugget and someone is sipping ESL tears

>>159484912
Ugh.
Oh well I never expected much from it anyway.

>>159485444
>someone is sipping ESL tears
That would be me. I guess I need a name too.

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>>159485491
She met Alex kun too, the last chapter with him was funny
>>159485510
DO NOT DO IT

>>159485763
So my kirie x alex headcannon is coming true?

Umaru really is top cute. I love her tiny limbs.

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>>159485877

>>159485845
Kirie is focused on Umaru, Alex on Anime figures

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Will Alex ever seek professional help for his crippling porn addiction?

>>159485995
Alex is /ourguy/

>>159485995
Is there a way to tell if he's looking at 2D porn or is it suppose to be 3DPD?

>>159485995
At first I thought that Alex would fuck Umaru

>>159486210
That's written there in moonrunes
2D love they said it in the anime too

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Onii-chan, I'm U.M.R.

>>159486921
You don't get to bring your baka friend Bomberu!

>>159472127
OK pumpkin, you will get your game after big bro finishes work! I will stop by the Konbini and get your Jump comics and potato chips too!

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>>159487680
Arigato nii-chan

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>>159488432
Umaru is playing 5D poker against ESL

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Is Umaru Mexican?

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>>159488469
Umaru is from space

>>159472127
Buy your own damn games! I'm not wasting money on you

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I need more TSF

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>>159485995
Is this an accurate representation of Germans

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BETTYNHO-CHAN BUY UMA A DELICIA

>>159489745
Tachibana Smells Farts
Tachibana Sucks Feces
Tachibana Serves Faps

>>159478008
It's pretty cheap to animate desu.

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>>159491066
Talking Shit Faggot

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>>159489881
No, this is

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>>159492920

>>159494269
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>159494269
i-is onii-chan evil?

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