ONII-CHAN, BUY ME GEIMU, JUMPU AND POTATO CHIPSU
Japs can't do anything about it. Their MUH MORALS forces them to spend so much money on games and manga that honestly it should be
>having enough money to pay for food
Reminder that Umaru's NEET team is accepting new members
NOOOO UMARU ALREADY PLAYED THE ORIGINALS!!
It's doesn't matter how many pictures of Umaru bullying you post, this doesn't change the fact that the nugget is getting a season 2
Nii-chan I'm here to discuss your acquiring my Nintendo Switchu
you're both very wrong
NOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
A hamster girl falls in love with her oniichan.
Unable to confess, Umaru Doma is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's other phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls Taihei Doma, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to her oniichan, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression on his bespectacled face. After some investigation, she finds out that the big bro she called is not the same big bro she fell in love with. In fact, this Taihei doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with his sister as well, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CORA and JUMPU.
Already a thing.
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/ http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
Threadly reminder that Keit-ai is now the highest grossing anime film of all time.
>Umaru is excited for a new geimu and begs her brother to take her there and buy it for her
>To have enough energy to play this geimu, she spends the whole day drinking cola and energy drinks and cramming her face with chips and candy
>The hour finally arrives and Umaru is driven to the store so her brother can buy the game
>As she bounces around in the line to the cash register, someone happens inside of her.
>All the shaking sets off an eruption in her gut and an explosion of putrid fecal matter composed of junk food blasts out of her anus.
>She freezes as everyone turns to look at her as the shit loudly comes out of her ass and drips down her legs.
>She panics and reverts to nug mode.
>She runs around the story blubbering and crying as waves of foul smelling pitch black ooze sprays out of her like a hose.
>She crashes into displays and climbs shelves as she erratically darts around, covering everything in poo as her onii-chan tries to catch her.
>Finally grabbing her, she has one more surprise.
>Her anus shoots off one more volley directly on his face, coating him in more shit then a little girl should have inside of her.
>The manager runs up to him and scolds him for not teaching her to defecate in public and for not catching her sooner.
>Onii-Chan is forced to pay for damages and Umaru doesn't even get her game which causes her to throw a tantrum .
don't quit your day job
It depends: How bad are your tastes, or, to be more precise, with how much shit can you put up just to be part of the conversation/ up-to-date?
If your answer is 'pretty shit' and 'a lot', then you maybe should watch it, but if you have any doubts maybe not. There are shows that do any aspects that you might like about it better.
The comedy isn't great, the fan service is blatant but bland, the harem is shit, the incest isn't great, the story is neither good as a SOL nor as arcs.
>umaru s2 is still happening
>watamote s2 is still not happening
>tomoshitters are still anal-ravaged
Life is kinda cool sometimes.
Who asked for Umaru season 2
Surely Japs have better tastes than this
they had good taste because they paid for Umaru's S2
alas they didn't pay for Flip Flapper, I liked it too
Did someone say buying games? Because Skyrim is coming to Nintendo Switch soon with exclusive new content. It would be a great game to buy for someone you like.
>mfw I will never hug all these nugs
Wrong, Umaru is a hardcore gamer that only play hardcore games
Tomoko on the other hands plays nothing but shitty visual novels
Don't be lewd, erotic manga teacher, Umaru is a pure maiden
>Surely Japs have better tastes than this
funny joke, onii-chan
But it's not a joke
Umaru is basically watashit but with games
Reminder that Hikari will ruin s2 by adding needless drama
I don't mind drama if it's lighthearted.
They're rivals in the same way Umaru and TSF are
Why didn't you buy Umaru's geimu?
>any character development happen at all?
Tons of it
It calls itself "sister raising simulator".
You basically take care of Umaru like a tamagotchi but there are visual novel segments thrown in.
>sister raising simulator
Umaru has revolutioned anime, and now geimu! What next for everyone's favourite nugget?
Friendly reminder that Umaru Season 2 will air on the same season as Love Live Sunshine, Osomatsu-san, Pop Team Epic and will pretty much be crushed in sales by these juggernauts
RIP in pieces little nugget, season 3 never ever
Friendly reminder that they don't give a shit about TV ratings.
Friendly reminder that they decide on blu-ray and merchandise sales
Friendly reminder that Umaru is selling shit loads of merchandise
Friendly reminder that you're probably the same asshole who kept posting "meme hamstershit will never ever get another season" in every thread and then got BTFO'd in April.
s1 didn't exactly sell like hotcakes either and yet it got another season
she isn't an hikikomori anymore, now she goes out with friends, she met new people and is now friend with Hikari, they are playing online games together, she knows her nugget form, Umaru is helping Hikari at socializing too
Kirie's book got published and many other news
Stop baiting watamote-friends, they are dejected enough already
I only have a problem with ESL-cunt because he's an extremist.
>Why can't these two series co-exist
they do, but ESL kun sperg out over the nugget and someone is sipping ESL tears
She met Alex kun too, the last chapter with him was funny
DO NOT DO IT
Will Alex ever seek professional help for his crippling porn addiction?
Umaru is playing 5D poker against ESL
Is this an accurate representation of Germans
i-is onii-chan evil?