The time is upon us /a/. The Holy Grail War begins yet again.

gimme the one with the big tits

>>159316408
Gonna go with one that hasn't been used yet.

Homer- Caster, similar to Caster of a similar name in power, techniques specialize in summoning mythological creatures and invoking the powers of Gods.
Noble Phantasm: Olypmpus Mons. The battlefield becomes a reflection of Mount Olympus, and the 12 Olympians on the hill are called to defend him from harm and kill his opponents.

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I pick ruler

Is there a site with a record of how many wins each type has over the history of HGW?

Because I really feel that in years without bullshit plot armor there is no way Caster and Archer classes should not have the most wins.

>>159316408
I call Hannibal of Carthage, probably be a rider because of the elephants,
now if only Nasu would actually add him to something

saber
likeliest to be fuckable, have doujins, etc

on a side note though, JANNU a cute

>>159316697
It honestly should come down to servants's stats and NPs, not their class. Most of the time the strongest (like Gil) should stomp the competition, but then some bullshit plot armor happens and they lose just because.

What class would American Historical Legendary Figure Donald J Trump be? And what would his Noble Phantasm be?

>>159316946
he won't be remembered long enough to be an actual servant

really he's just an average neoliberal politician that attracts edgelords. only way he gains notoriety is if he's the first presidential "something" or declares a war on some place not in the middle east.

>>159316946
Ruler
NP: Meme Magic- the wielder may use an insane amount of mana to use the Greater Wish spell, which can change the reality according to the caster's desires. Would kill most mages, and requires hundreds of people giving the caster their energy through any means.

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>>159316408
>tfw you will never ever summon Heroic Spirit RODGER
Name: Elliot Rodger
Class: Berserker/Avenger

STR: D
END: E
AGI: C
MAG: E
LUC: E
Noble Phantasm: EX

Class Skill:
Mad Enhancement - C
Elliot's public speaking skill is reduced to nil, at the cost of his social life, but his accuracy and base stats increase.
Avenger - EX
Negative emotions towards him immediately turn into his strength. Elliot recieve the power to avenge his own virginity.
Oblivion Correction - A
It doesn't matter how much time has passed. He will never forget his resentment, not even if he were to understand the wonders that came from that very resentment and the Beta Uprising.
Self-Replenishment (Mana) - EX
A special type of mana regeneration because he died as a virgin, and never lost his mana to any kind of women.

Personal Skills:
Riding - A
Elliot is capable of driving any vehicle, with deadly force
Divinity - E
Elliot has the power to exact retribution on those he looks down upon as if they are animals or insects.
Supreme Gentleman - A
Elliot's nice-guy attitude and kissless innocence awards him absolutely nothing. Girls will throw themselves at the nearest obnoxious man not named Elliot Rodger.
Golden Rule - E
Elliot appears to attract wealth easily, but his poor spending habits depletes it quickly, because that's his true worth.

Noble Phantasms:
BMW 328i - Anti-Unit / B
Runs over enemies, but under Mad Enhancement, tends to result in crashing.

SIG Sauer P226 - Anti-Unit / A
Capable of killing dozens of dumb, dirty sluts and their alpha male boyfriends. He'll punish them all for it.

The Beta Uprising - Anti-Army / EX
Reality Marble that summons all of /r9k/ for a massive killing spree across the world. It's the Day of Retribution, and he will create the ultimate and perfect ideology of a how a fair and pure world would work.

>>159317117
>Berserker/Avenger

heh

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>>159316549

Can I summon my wife?

>>159316795
>him
this is implying Nasu won't genderswap him to take advantage of the massive amount of subtext between him and Scipio

>>159317046
>he won't be remembered long enough to be an actual servant

Regardless of political leanings I don't see how someone can believe this.

He's going to build a wall so big it will be seen from space. A hundred years from now people will still make pilgrimages to it.

Rider(?) Augustus
I'm not quite sure what his NP would be, actually.

I summon Medusa of the Rider class.

>>159317054

Yeah I really feel like he could fuck almost anyone up with meme magic.

There would be a huge afterimage of Pepe and then

>Since when were you under the impression...

etc

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>>159316408
Alright here mine pick

>>159316408

Servant: Mad Gasser of Mattoon
Class: Assassin

Attacks with poison gas which causes Servants to become sick depending on their Endurance, with a headache being the mildest effect and deliriousness or death the most severe.
More effective in enclosed areas.

Noble Phantasm: Mass Hysteria
Human within 100 miles of the Mad Gasser have a chance of beginning to mimic the symptoms of the mass hysteria that affected Mattoon in the 1940s. They become paranoid and develop an acute fear of the Mad Gasser. Eventually they start to see the Gasser everywhere and imagine having being attacked by it. This causes rumours of the gasser to start to spread rapidly around the affected area, causing the Mad Gasser to gain a renown boost as if the Grail War were taking place in the area associated with the original Mad Gasser.
Masters likewise might become extremely paranoid and defensive for fear of being attacked by the Mad Gasser at any moment.
However, this has the downside of them probably wanting to eliminate it as soon as possible.

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>>159316408
I want to fuck Archer.

Rider class Santa Claus, please

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>>159316408
what class is mai waifu?

>>159318507
>not assassin

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I would summon Wendy Thomas.

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Name: Simo Häyhä
Class: Assassin

STR: D
END: B+
AGI: C
MAG: E
LUC: A
NP: D

Class Skill:
Presence Concealment - D-A+
The skill of the assassin class, the ability to hide oneself from detection. Simo is unable to disappear from detection completely without the presence of snow. However, if in a blizzard, this skill remains at A+ even if preparations to attack are taken.
Eye of the Mind (True) - B
The ability to calmly analyze a situation and produce victory regardless of the odds. For the man known as the "White Death", overcoming multiple enemies without fail is a matter of course.
Military Tactics - D
While not a leader of men, Simo's time in the FInnish Armed Forces has given him a basic knowledge of military tactics. A bonus is given in battles of defence.

Noble Phantasm:
Pystykorva - Anti-Unit / C-
The gun Simo utilized during his exploits as a sniper in the Winter War. He killed over 500 men in less than 100 days during constant subzero temperatures, creating a legend even in a time devoid of mystery. As a piece of modern ordnance its rank of mystery is low but its shots gain a bonus multiplier if they land while the target is unaware they are being attacked.

White Death " The snows of Finland are eternal" - Anti-Army / D
The ability to rewrite the current weather into the freezing winter of 1940, creating a perfect space for Simo to kill. It is a bounded field, roughly the size of a city, that serves to create an advantageous field for Simo, keeping his presence concealment active at all times. This Noble Phantasm will lose range and effectiveness depending on the climate in which Simo is summoned, and the distance from his homeland. If he was summoned in Scandanavia during the winter, his Phantasm would reinforce the cold to the point that even servants would feel immobilizing chill, unless they succeed an endurance roll. It's low rank is due to the fact this Noble Phantasm simply summons cold weather and snow, nothing more.

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Yo sois el Sirviente Frenético, el Ingenioso hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha! Yo a vois preguntadle, ¿vois sed mi Maestro?

>>159316408
I would summon King Hassan AND ACTUALLY USE THE ASSASSIN CLASS AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE USED, TO BE THE BEST FUCKING JOBBERS

Uchiha Madara. THE Uchiha Madara (you know the one) as Caster

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Berserker, of course.

Akkarin as assassin with EX rank presence concealment.

>>159318956
>you know the one

Which one? Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara?

>>159318805
I might say simo might be more of an archer for two for two reason
>Has another 200 kills with a sub machine
>He never used a scope or a spotter instead only using the iron-sights on his riffle to aim and when asked how he got to be such a good shot he would answer simply: "Practice. And clear days."

>>159316408
>Maters

>>159318829
His NP would be turning his enemies into giants and his lance would be super effective on them (like Saint George and dragon atributes)

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Saber/Berserk

STR: A+
END: A+
AGI: B
MAG: E
LUC: A+
NP: B


http://russiapedia.rt.com/prominent-russians/history-and-mythology/ilya-muromets/
http://www.shsu.edu/~his_ncp/IlyaMur.html

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>>159316408
Obligatory Hitler
Rider
Noble phantasm is gas

>>159319280
I considered that too but I liked his invisibility shtick since it was part of his "legend". Otherwise he's just some guy with a gun, albeit extremely proficient.

>>159316697
It's said in the knock-off grail wars in Apocrypha that Masters using Hassans to kill other masters kept winning so often the meta shifted to ganging up on them first.

And Casters are intentionally gimped thanks to half the classes having Magic Resistance.

>>159319396
>rider
>not avenger

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>>159318507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1H-U5IczAw

>>159318507

I feel like servant Santa would be really strong. I'd like to see him fight The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy and Jack Frost.

>>159319396
riding what? Eva?

>>159319675
I was thinking of a train for some reason

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How about Berserker Gilgamesh? Mad Enhance him enough so he won't care about his pride, he's got some mana potions in his treasury to offset the high cost, and wouldn't have to worry about IA anymore

>>159316697
>F/SN
Saber/Saber/Rider

>F/Z
Archer

>F/Extra
Saber/Archer/Caster

>F/Apocrypha
Rider

>F/Proto Fragments
Saber

>>159319755

Fucking cheating Saber.

I summon Solomon

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>>159316408
William Adams as Saber I guess.

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Rider

>>159318673

Lancer.

>>159318673
Hacker

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Don Quixote as a Rider.

He is horribly incompetent and looks like an old crazy hobo.

...until he uses his Noble Phantasm, which is a Reality Marble where his wildest fantasies come to life in which is he is unbeatable.

DARE YOU FIGHT THE ORIGINAL AUTIST?!

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Pino-chan as a Ruler.

>>159320103
>horribly incompetent
>Reality Marble where his wildest fantasies come to life
>Original autist

Sounds like Nero

>>159318997
Did Kubo draw that one?

>>159319854
I don't know if anyone can defeat the first Weeb.

I just want a friend. Who's the friendliest servant?

Female Jesse James, rider or archer class

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I've called it before, and I'll call him again so that the idea can be verified as my original idea and not Nasu's when it inevitably happens:

Grand Archer, Ji Chang (Kisho).

>>159320258
I think Astolfo would fit that well.

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Rasputin as a Caster.

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Yasuke as Berserker with "BLACKED" and "We Wuz Samurai" as his Noble Phantasm.

ill just take the bullshit then. Kirito Saber with a NP I like to call: bullshit plot armor.
now wheres my holy grail

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>>159316408
I summon Simo Hayha as an archer.

Let him use his Noble Phantasm which creates a reality marble the size of 1939 Finland with nonstop snow.

Let him use his second Noble Phantasm which is probably some variant of MEoDP or 1-shot kill or 1 bullet he fires equals to 500 deaths.

I'll just sit down in the snow with a jacket eating soup as he picks off the other servants 1 by 1 with Presence Concealment EX and Luck EX (The Soviets tried to bomb him to dislodge him and failed. He also got shot in the face and survived even after the Soviets came to inspect if he was dead and had their guns near him.).

Good game.

>>159316946
Shielder with a NP "The Wall"

Remember it's how people remember the heroes that matters, not what they actually did.

>>159320460
Motherfucker is more like berserker.

>poisoned
>still alive, no signs of it affecting him
>shot in the chest
>still alive, leaps up and attacks his supposed killer
>shot again
>tossed out the window into the freezing river
>rumored that he survived even that at first, but eventually death took him

>>159320478
Huh, looked him up just now. Interesting story. Thanks for introducing me to him.

>>159320612
Anytime, Anon.

>>159316946
The only entry in the Failure class.

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>>159320550
If we're doing retarded characters then I raise this one just to see the dumbfuckery he pulls in the Nasuverse.

McGillis Fareed as Rider.

>>159318673
faggot

Caster Abraham Lincoln
His noble phantasm is Emancipation, it frees a servant from their master by nullifying their contract

>>159318507
NP: Satchel of Gifts
Can give a gift that inherently is whatever the target unit desires, causing the target to lose all will to attack Santa. Can only be fought against via command seals or high ranking thaumatulogy.

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Caster Eva Peron.

However, she manifests as a young idol.

I summon bin laden as rider
NP: Hijack and Crash

>>159320707
That's just a crappier Rule Breaker.

>>159320601
>more like a berserker
I've said that before, and people don't agree for some reason. You need to have gone on a 'berserk' rampage in your life to have the potential to be a Berserker, and I think his rushing of his attackers before he finally died counts. Certainly, less-qualified people have made it into the class.

Who is objectively the strongest servant lore-wise?

>>159320777
Allah confirms, Bin Laden is the strongest and holiest Rider.

I'm dying.

>>159320838
G I L K U N

>>159320838
Hercules in terms of raw strength. Karna otherwise I think (not familiar with all his lore).

>>159320807
Emancipation is ranged

>>159320838
Solomon > Moon Cancer > Heavens Whole Slut > Papa Assassin > Everybody Else

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The best Berserker.

>>159320881
i mean when he said it, everyone got emancipated. uses NP once all contracts voided easiest win

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Trayvon Martin with his Noble Phantasm "Skittles and Iced Tea".

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Motherfucking Charles "The Hammer" Martel.

Not sure what class that could as, possibly Ruler?

>restored control of Gaul to the Franks
>patron of St. Boniface
>pushed the Muslims back to Iberia
>helped establish feudalism and the system of knights
>his descendants include Charlemagne and the Carolingian dynasty
>his success marked the beginning of the Reconquista

Will likely manifest as a girl with Saber face.

>>159320897
Why do you believe that the Cancers and Kiara are stronger than King Hassan?

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>>159320689
>McGillis
He'd be more at home in Prisma Illya for reasons.

id summon anon as berserker desu
just kill everyone with shitposts

one that isnt logged in when i need to play in so i can leech off of their properly leveled servants

>>159321076
Has nothing to do with my log-ins. Refresh until I pop up, if you want me that much.

>>159320601
>Battle Continuation: EX
sounds like a good skill for him.

>>159321105
Be at the top of the list or I'll abandon you and go to Boston

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Kumagawa as Saber
NP: All Fiction
His now added magic resistance cancels his negative plot armor.
Easiest win ever.

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Kinoko Nasu as Ruler, what do I win?

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I would summon Kirino.

>>159321512
>Saber
>not Lancer

>>159323541
What's her level of Mad Enhancement? Kirino would obviously be a Berserker.

>>159318094
same

>>159320144
>not rider
you're doing it wrong

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>>159321512

>>159316408
Would love to be a mater

>>159319486
Not to mention Heracles being eventually banned because everyone was trying to get him

>>159319486
>>159326785

Heh, meta-balance.

F S/N MMO when?

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Uhhh... Idk, it seems like he would fit into a lot of Categories.

>>159316408
I summon the SHINSENGUMI DAAAAAAAAA

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Eva would be a Caster and an wrecking machine power level summon.

>Lic Lac Lalac Lilac. Honor the contract Queen of Ice. Come forth from the never-ending darkness, the eternal glacier, bring death to all that has life. You are the place of eternal rest: 'The End of The World'

>>159316408
What are the requirements to summon Tamamo no Mae as a Berserker? In maid clothes.

>>159327130
Sucking 100 dicks in a summoning circle.

>>159316408
I summon a mod to kill this retarded role playing thread

I summon avenger moot

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As Berserker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk

>>159321577
rejoice retard, you summoned a 「fake」, because that's not Nasu

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>>159319561
>saber santa

Have to be mindful about that summoning, not every hero ends up being a cute girl.

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As the other two anons said before in this thread I would summon simo hayha as well, but if for some reason i can't then my second option would be Sergeant Carlos Hathcock, the man survived through everything vietnam had in store for the us army, definetively a great option for archer/assassin class

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Imagine summoning HOPEMAN, it would be non stop fuckery with everyone in the HGW.

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>>159327602

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>>159320560

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>>159327221
That's gay.

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>>159316408
fight me cunts

archer or berserker probably

"Ruler class" doesn't mean leader or king stop posting

>>159327573
玉を無断使用されたりマラソンでゴールした後走れる奴が居ない為、もう一度は知らされるなどの時におこる現象、日本では気にいらないからと男性キャラを女性にする嫌がらせでよく使われる、製作スタッフが玉無し能無し役立たずの時が多い一部違うのも有るので注意

>>159316408
I summon Archer Odysseus.

Or Assassin Cain.

Or Assassin King Hassan.

What's his stats?

>>159316549
Emperor isn't Ruler.

>>159319396
>noble phantasm is gas
>not the Lance of Longinus

>>159331229
Would you give Ruler to Ji Chang?

>In the height of fame, the Master Ji Chang grew gradually old. Long before, he had loosed his soul from the grip of perfected bowmanship and seemed to have attained the utmost peace of spirit. His face of a wooden figurehead lost all expression, his speech was seldom heard, and one would doubt even whether he still breathed. In the last year of his life, the old Master was heard to say, "I do not remember the difference between the I and the Other; I no longer know the what of Yes and of No. To me, the eyes are the ears, the ears the nose, and the nose the mouth. It is all one and the same."

>>159331455
No that's like, Saver or some shit, he's reached enlightenment.

>yfw garcher uses his bow

>>159320838
Arthur from Prototype.

>>159331229
He's either Ruler or a Caster. Other skills are great but not as grand as these two.

>>159331467
Well, I meant it in that he clearly has/had no earthly desires; so, he would be eligible for Ruler, whether or not he had ought to be summoned into it.

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I possess a certain amount of national pride. As such, I will summon my homeland's heroic spirit of the 19th century.

Ned Kelly.

>>159331573
Ruler isn't literally "a ruler".

>>159319755
>Saber/Saber/Rider
Haha, what a clusterfuck that HF was. Medusa would never win a war with Arthuria, Medea and Heracles in it.

>>159331671
What class would he be, anyway?

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>>159316408
>summon Kiyohime
>tell her that the other six masters are the reincarnation of the people who tricked Anchin-sama into leaving her
>watch her get so mad and delusional that six Gilgameshes couldn't stop her
>she also kills herself after it happens because she remembers Anchin-sama now
>win the Holy Grail

>>159331740
Medusa is actually a pretty good Servant. You seem to forget she was nerfed by having fucking Shinji as her Master. Cybele is ridiculous broken too, it's practically an auto-win, but you don't see it pulling it's weight because of Arturia's A+ Magic Resitance which is something most Servants don't have.

>Medea
It's sad that you actually think Medea is a good Servant.

>>159331816
It's sad how she could have solo'd most servants in both the fourth and fifth wars with cybele alone.

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Lancer.

>>159331693
Nasuverse logic is so bullshit that it's probably one of many conditions.

>>159331693
Right, all Rulers so far have actually been Saints, chosen as referees for the war. Actually, I'm not sure they even get anything out of the deal and chosen specifically so that they won't. Worked out great for Shiro that did.

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If grail war happens in my city, I'll summon Lam-ang for mad stat boosts.

>gifted speech at early day of his birth
>a strong dude tried to dissuade him on continuing, they fought and the dude got blown 3 kingdoms away with a spear pierced through his stomach
>fought a 9 headed serpent and won
>finally met the rival tribe responsible for father's death, killed everyone and gave the last one a slow and painful death
>went home to find a flood of suitors trying to win his waifu's heart. He used his trusty cock and dog to grab her attention.
>asked her to come to the river to bath with him together with her lady friends, She acceded and went with him
>river got poisoned because of his dirt, fishes and shrimps died.
>caught a giant crocodile and asked the ladies to pull out its teeth to use as amulets to avoid danger in their journeys
>his trusty doggo can destroy stuff by barking at them, destroying a house once
>his trusty cock can fix stuff just by crowing at them like [crazy diamond], fixing a destroyed house once.
>in his effort to please the guess, he tried catching a fish and got eaten by a giant shark
>the cock simply asked to collect his bones for him to be revived
>his cock arranged his bones and his dog breath life to him, reviving him on spot

>>159332222
>implying you'll be chosen as a master and won't be food for servants instead

>>159332286
/thread

>>159332286
I'll go with the next best thing then!

Either Bernardo Carpio as Berserker, Flavio, the Panday or Don Juan with his trusty Adarna bird as Saber.

>>159316408
Mata Hari
>http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin_(Fate%2FGrand_Order_-_Mata_Hari)
>Use her information gathering skills to start an information network.
>Sell info about Masters and Servants to other Masters in exchange for any info they may have.
>Won't be attacked due to her ability to not be recognized as an enemy.
>Wait in background while Servants kill each-other off until their is only one other Master/Servant pair.
>Use her Noble Phantasm to force enemy master to use his command seals to force his Servant into suicide.

And that is how I won the Grail War with one of the weakest Servants.

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John Titor as rider.

>>159332673
>wanting her to fail

If you want to be effective with a Caster that isn't Caster Gilgamesh or King Solomon, is the way to make it work Darnic's way aka "summon them years early and have them prepwork the entire time"?

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>>159332673
>not cleaning up the bottom as well

>Archer Emiya
>uses daggers
>Archer Gilgamesh
>uses swords

what did they mean by this?

>Mistakes that everyone makes

'Ruler' is not a class for people who held authority in life. It's a class for Heroic Spirits that, if summoned, would have no wish to the Grail and thus focus on overseeing the development of the War. A sort of 'immune system' if you will. Heroic Spirits like Nero and others, on the other hand, possess the skill 'Imperial Privilege', which lets them choose which class they want to be summoned into.

Trump is confirmed to be an Heroic Spirit, together with all the other Presidents of the USA. The thing is, they are so weak (even when summoned in America) that they're better off lending their powers and blessings to a single Servant who represents them. In the E Pluribus Unum Singularity, that someone is Edison.

Not using a Catalyst is usually a better approach than picking the Catalyst of a very strong Servant. Compatibility trumps many things in the context of an actual Grail War.

>>159332673
>picking the Part Time Warrior

Thats actually not a bad idea, she kicks ass

>>159316408
Ruler Hitler

>>159320983
Maybe he fucked up trying to one-shot Kiara with Azrael, what a faggot. You always bring Void or Ryougi when you use KH, the dumb fuck I swear.

I'll take the baron of Munchausen
He'd be rider or saber with special powers based on his stories and adventures.
His NP makes him fool the concept of death for 1 time and makes the world in which he almost died a part of a story he's telling and resetting the outcome of the battle or even the war.

Whats the servant closest to modern history so far

>>159334760
Tesla

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>>159318507
>Santa Claus
>Not Saint Nicholas
I want my Muscle Caster please

>>159335023
And Mata Hari too.

>>159331229
He may as well be the saint to his own religion (that he didn't want to start)

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>>159316408
I find a red leather jacket and summon Shiki, then fuck off and ignore the war.

> Sigfried is black saber
> Noble phantasm is just blue excalibur

I´m kind of pissed about it.

>>159335235
What did you expect?

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>>159316408
My wife

>>159335426
She'd be a good pick for winning, if she wasn't totally jinxed

>>159335349

Not much from fate honeslty but i would still have liked a more original skill than an energy blade...

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Caster , i win.

>>159316697
Caster won the Fuyuki war in FGO's timeline.

But it was motherfucking Solomon so yeah

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does anyone know when the knew manga chaps of SF are coming out?

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>>159316408
>Maters
I mate with Ishtar until the end of time, you can kill each other over this puny lesser grail

>>159337311
You're only going to be able to do that twice.

Three times, if you're willing to die afterwards.

It is possible to summon Future-Past Tadakatsu(Female) as a servant?

>>159336908
>thinking she'd work for you
"And I won even though my master died, dunno how lol"

I summon the avenging spirit Timothy McVeigh as a Caster
NP: SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS, does additional damage to servants stronger than him

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Wandering Jew as a Berserker. He's the guy who mocked Jesus when he was going to get crucified, and in return got cursed with immortality.
Most depictions portray him as an old vagabond, but imagine this: it's a guy who was cursed to LITERALLY NOT BE ABLE TO DIE. He had all the time he wanted on his hands to master any and all weapons made on Earth, and would made an incredibly (and I mean incredibly) sturdy fighter.
Berserker would suit him well because his immortality was a curse nonetheless and as such implies some degree of unpredictability or straight batshit insanity.

Tupac Amaru as Berserker

Nobel Phantasm: 4caballo

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>>159338193

>>159332720
>Caster
>Years of preptime

I can only see this working with Edison and some other casters like Medea.

So how does this work using:
Sanzou
Helena
Shakespeare
Hans
Nursery Rhyme

>>159333174
This faggot knows what's up.

Unless you're going into the war with no wish for the Grail, in which case the Grail won't pick you then there is no way you're going to summon a Ruler or a Saver class willingly outside of Einz fuckery and I doubt any of you faggots are Einzberns.

Also self-catalyst is best catalyst. You might not get a strong servant but most servants by their very nature are still stronger than humans. Like the other six /a/nons. Everyone is just going to aim for the master anyway.

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>>159336908
>implying

>>159338486
We know that ALL casters can create Workshops. Avicebron, obviously creates Golems and stuff. Basically, Caster seems to take at least some inspiration from the Wizard, which becomes stronger and stronger more or less indefinitely the more time you give him to prepare.

>>159331816
>Medusa is actually a pretty good Servant
>Loses to Caster's Master in a 1v1
>Good servant

Nice joke.

>>159338579
This doesn't really work with Featherine, who can simply say "I win". Ajimu suffers from being too strong here and letting herself lose on purpose because it makes for a better story.

>>159338815
>Ajimu let herself lose

Well now we both know that's not true. However, the Featherine/Freshmaker debate is a stalemate since it all depends on whether you think the reader is more important than the author.

>>159338740
So how do the aformentioned go about that method in their own way?

>>159338934
Using Umineko in general is fucked because the entire story can be read literally or metaphorically / as meta commentary, in which case Featherine is just another bit of commentary on Butler's fucked head.

>Ajimu let herself lose
It depends if you see her as the author / DMPC. If you do then she can't actually lose well maybe she did series got axed anyway, she can only choose how she goes out. The DMPC never loses, she just goes out impressively.

>>159320560
>using firearms
Not honourable enough to become a servant.

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>>159339118
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>>159339043
That's the thing now isn't it? The entire debate comes down to how the authors approached it.
07 via Featherine argued that the author is the only one that mattered because they are their own reader and ultimately without the author there is no story.

NisiO via Shishime argued from the view of a serialized author, so someone that has his story in the hands of other people to be viewed and experienced by other people.

While on the outside 07's simple answer seems to be the correct one, within Medaka Box we see that Iihiko's power is actually real, as in you and me real and that is the basis for his power.
If Featherine can be argued as existing within her own fictional universe then Iihiko can just be like "Meh, authorfaggotry isn't fresh" and ignore it.

It's the entire schtick of having to convince Iihiko through a speech-based style to appeal to his emotions that allow him to actually be defeated.

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Ignore war

Create many children

>>159339291
He isn't know for the guns thought

>>159339811
He's known for being a hugely dishonorable cunt who will win the war for you but at such cost you wish you never participated at all. Honor isn't part of the equation.

>>159320897
Gilgamesh is stronger than all of them.

>>159320689
>>159321000
>Choco-Macky
>Rider
>Prisma

ONLY if he has Bael with him.

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rider

>>159319375
>Ilya
>Berserker
>not Svyatogor berserker

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>>159316408
Pic. Related.

He comes also with three Noble Phantasms (the latter two activated only when the first one was unleashed that represent Lost Soul and Angel) and with a rule that causes him to completely ignore an order to harm people (even when using a command seal on him).

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william pierce as a caster.

historian: he's able to summon a single historical person from history if they're white
racial awareness: unlimited supply of white soldiers to fight for the cause

noble phantasm: the fame of a dead man's deeds
is able to summon the collective force of the white race throughout history and is anti-world class

he's able to channel the mana of all white people to sustain his skills and himself

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For additinal rape summon him in Russia as a saber.

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>>159342498
The better rider.

>>159338193
>Tupac Shakur
>avenger

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As Saber or Berserker, he leaded a bunch of natives after being crowned king of nonualcos, and claimed back half of the country from the spaniards only with machetes and rifles they got from each outpost and garrison they took, was killed after being backstabbed and decapitated with his head being shown as a form of public warning in a locked cage but mysteriously disappeared after 5 days
Do i get some kind of bonus if i am blood related to him?

>>159316408

Ultimate Warrior, Berserker

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>>159316408
Caster. I'll save up a million dollars to exchange into yen.

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Samuel Colt
Archer
B STR
C END
D AGI
E MAG
B LCK
A+ NP

Neutral Evil

Item Creation(Firearms)
Battle Continuation

Noble Phantasm: Equalizer
"God Made Men. Colt Made them Equal"
An innate bounded field, which causes any bullet fired by Colt to treat anything it hits as if it had a Defense Rating of 0, bypassing any form of innate, magical or physical defense. However, the bullet is unchanged otherwise ad must still hit the target. Hitting a shield does not count as hitting the target, while armour does. The firearm used must be man portable.

King Leonidas and lancer class I think. No idea on his np but something to do with his 300 spartans would fit.

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>>159348147

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>>159316408
I choose Sabre.