What sort of cocktail would you like tonight anon?

Clorox

Just tap water please

Rum & Coke.

No more cock for me thank you.

Kuronekofag tears

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>>159279390
COLA ONEGAI

>>159279390
I didn't get PSG S2 so...

The usual...

Bourbon...

Neat.

>>159279390
pottasium cyanide please

>>159279390
the one in between your legs

>>159279390
Yours, but light on the tail

Chilean Pisco please

>>159279390

Kamikaze

>>159279390
Will I look gay if I order these drinks? They look really yummy

>>159279390
>>159279780
I'll have what he's having.

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Gin and Tonic and an Old Fashioned

>>159279390
A cock in my tail.

>>159279390
Look, I want a Kiddie Cocktail and a napkin of cherries. Don't you fucking judge me.

>>159279390
Grasshopper, please

>>159279390
Give me a Shanghai Gut Punch.

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>>159279390
What sort of cock would you like tonight, OP?

>>159279390
A canadian screwlick please, don't hold back

Don't bother with a shot, just shoot me.

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I'll have an Optional Karmotrine

Bourbon, NEET

>Gimlet
>tequila sunrise

I don't really drink. Juice, I guess?

I'll have a scotch with detergent. Make it strong so I go off quick

>>159280082
Get the fuck out of my bar

Hard Ice Tea and Lemonade please.

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>>159281065
>A big, fat juicy cock, please.
Here, now milk me dry.

>>159281128
An alcoholic Arnold Palmer sounds really appealing, but I can't think of any good hard Iced Teas/Lemonades. Maybe a regular AP with a shot of half-decent vodka thrown in?

I'll have a Rusty Nail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kraVwr0xzE0

>>159279390

>Take my friend out to town
>Hey you wanna check out this alley way full of bars
>Yea alright, uh lets go this one (looks all the same, full of people in cramped tiny bars)
>No girls, really flamboyant bartenders
>Uh should we check upstairs
>Only guys upstairs and more male bartenders

Never take your man date to mystery alleyway bars

>>159282463
What was the name?

I'll have this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_in_the_Afternoon_(cocktail)

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>>159281137
Thank god for that face or else I won't have been able to recognize that boner.

>>159279390
one pressure sealed cannister of dihydrogen diflouride. Please dont stir or shake it.

Black Velvet please

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>>159279390
Cold milk

>>159279390
>would you like tonight anon?
No.

>>159282463
>Find bar with great cocktail selection.
>Later learn it's a subtle gay bar.

>>159282463
>>159284499
>going to bars
>not making the drinks yourself at home
Normies get out

>>159281754
Yeah, that's about right. That's how I do it at home anyway.

A big Bad Touch

A Symphogria, please. And a Little Witch Margaritia for the lady.

>>159279390
A negroni.

A Detroit Metal Cocktail. Start with vodka, then reluctantly headbang until you fall over and accidentally rape me in front of a dozen brainless metalheads. I look forward to it.

>>159280268
>what'll you be having?
>literally fuck my night up in one drink

You got me listening to Natural High for the first time in years.

>>159285709
my nigga - or a boulvardier
love teaching that one to bartenders

Antifreeze and mouthwash (mint flavor), please.

>>159279390
A circumcision, please.

>>159285522
>Bad Touch
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>159279390
Gin Tonic

>>159279390
SKYY on the rocks.

Gin and seven ain't that bad, tho.

>>159279390
I never understood people drinking alcohol while eating food at the same time.

Doesn't that force your stomach to work harder.

One to digest the food and the other to get rid of the alcohol from your body as fast as possible since your body naturally does not enjoy alcohol in its system.

And here I am expecting a comfy Bartender anime thread, get the usual autistic /a/ thread instead

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>>159279390
Guess the engineering thing didn't work out, huh Okabe?

>>159286476
For me, it's mainly just to keep my stomach settled so I'm not sickened by the booze swirling within it. Add that to the placebo effect of you convincing yourself (when drunk) that things you're in control, you tend to keep yourself from going too far off the deep end.

Also, it tastes better.

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>>159280268
>Optional Karmotrine
>Spike it with as much as possible
>Make every drink big the whole game to get everyone smashed as fast as possible

No regrets

>>159286606
Tried to be fancy once and I drank wine with steak.

Absolutely disgusting. The wine overpowered my tongue and any steak I ate afterwards had its flavored killed off since my tongue surface had already absorbed the wine.

Now when I see people eating at fancy restaurants while drinking wine, I wonder why they waste so much fucking money on fancy food when the alcohol they drink is gonna overpower every dish they eat unless they scrape their tongue clean after every drink of alcohol.

Water is the best choice when it comes to dishes.

>>159286566
>comfy
>autistic
Pretty much the same thing.

>>159279390
Bleach shaken, not stirred.

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>>159286671
>that angry edge lord who pays her to at like his daughter for the day
Where did that story line go?

>>159286725
There is something wrong with you.

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>>159280268

>>159286725
Learn what type of whine goes with what type of dish. Pleb.

>>159279390
Extra cock, hold the tail.

>>159280268
It's called the JUST FUCK MY NIGHT UP

>>159279390
Just a regular glass of H2O2

>>159279390
Just give me a beer.

I'll have some milk.