Burger thread!

>>159243683
I wish that burger was my dick instead.

I want to eat Kanna's thighs.

I want to make burger out of Kanna's thigh

>>159245239
>>159245489
It's poisonous, right?

>>159245660
Perfect

>>159245658
Loli thighs are not FDA approved for human consumption.

How do you make the perfect burger /a/?

>>159245658
>>159245728
Yeah. But really worth it

>>159245830
Onions ketchup mustard

>>159245830
Tomato
Mushrooms
Fried Egg

>>159245830
Be sure to place the lettuce first so it sits on top of the bun with mayonnaise.

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>>159243683
I think that loli is fat enough without that burg. She should have a salad.

>>159245798
What is the context here anyway? Why is he holding a giant burg?

>>159245830
fried onions
fried burgers
toast buns in burger pan
finely chopped lettuce
pickle slices
sauce of your preference

>>159245830
Cheese
Egg
Bacon
pretzel bun

>>159246438
Why have you done this.

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>>159246462
You don't like sliders?

>>159246458
gag me

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if this triggers you you may be autistic

>>159246687
oh, so that's how you do it

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Hamburgers should be eaten upside down. When eaten normally, the round top forces you to tilt the back downwards, causing the insides to spill out. If you turn the hamburger upside down, your jaw can extend over the round top, so you can keep the hamburger horizontal.

If you keep eating hamburgers as usual, don't complain about losing your ingredients. Turn it upside down.

>>159247329
Or just eat something where the insides are captive, like a gyro.

>>159246172
>he
Kill yourself fucking bastard

>>159245555
>5555
Quads is the best answer. Remember Bernie hamburger.

>>159247329
>causing the insides to spill out
Best way to prevent that is to only use powdered condiments like salt, pepper and chilli powder.

>>159243683
That loli lip thing drives me crazy.

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Ah yes, Burgs. The favorite food of all anime girls.

>>159249385
Uh I think she forgot to remove the wrapping.

>>159247501
I can hear it in my head.
>Let's go get some burgs, bruh.

>>159246471
No the image is fucking Tiny as shit, why did you post an image a pixie would have to squint at.

>>159251844
Because you need a diet.

>>159246061
It's just baby fat. She'll shake it off.