Post you're waifu, others explain why she is shit
>>159163246
Pino slut
>>159163199
Lost to a midget baba oni
>>159163199
Cow tits.
Please don't just say something like "she's an elf".
>>159163365
Stupid armor.
>>159163914
Town bike,and an elf.
>>159164311
But she isn't a town bike. Maybe in your headcanon, but this criticism has no basis in the manga.
>>159164466
All elves are sluts, anon. This is common knowledge.
>>159164542
An alien.
>>159164557
Come on anon, we are supposed to talk about these waifus, not emply bog standard memes that have no basis anywhere. Have you even read her manga?
>>159164729
Anon, elves live to be hundreds of years old. What makes you think that them being sluts is a meme?And don't mention bog, you'll summon /pol/.
>>159164811
And where is the logic? Alright, prove to me that elves in the setting of her manga are sluts, with citations from said manga. I don't care about your ebin skyrim memes from your /v/ folder or whatever. Only anime and manga now. No headcanon, no memes.
I bet you can't find anything wrong with her
She technically got an anime adaption, right?
>>159165047
Hime cut.
>>159165063
Sexual favors for Kamoshida, even if he never put benis in bagina.
>>159165105
Literally flawless.
>>159165164
There is nothing wrong with hime cuts
be creative
>>159165309
I dunno, she's not really something to lose your head over.
Posting her here, but I have no problem with anyone's choices. Most of you have good taste.
>>159165105
I'm struggling
>>159165526
>>159165530
>Honey Kisaragi
My fucking nigga. We're about due for another remake.
>>159165063
Is a bad actor, would probably be the most likely to rat about the phantom thieves if Ryuji wasn't around. AlsoCarmen>Hecateso romancing is not an option.
>>159164095
(you)
>>159165063
Bimbo
>>159165530
Looking at these responses, most waifus are great.I think the purpose of this thread isn't to expose everyones waifus as a shit, but to expose her to criticism that the guy that waifus her will be able to endure and keep one being faithful
>>159165938
Not that anon but the metal breatplate that is the exact form of her tits is fucking retarded, why even make it metal when its going to be so nonsensical
>>159165105who?
She's a strong girl
Go easy pls.
>>159165105
>lips of a meta girl in modern animeAlso who?
>>159163365
Is this one from a LN manga? Wouldn't surprise me if she was.
>>159166901
Mobage I think
>Anemone
This going to be easy.
>>159163914
Probably doesn't taste very good.
>>159167038
She got old in that godawful movie and then died
>>159163365
Asuna ripoff
>inb4 "girl"
>>159167323
>Yellow ears on white hair
>>159166047
If you have children they'll inherit her cuck gene
>>159165074
Can her Tulpa even be counted as a waifu?
>>159163199
My waifu is /a/non.
>>159166054
She's autistic
>>159168405
Weird hair horn things
Expiration date
Is your you retarded faggot
>>159166047
During that moment when she first goes berserker, the show sets the tone like dun-dun-DUUUN but all I felt was pffft hahaha.
>>159168960
The better I get at art, the more I realize how mediocre KS's art is.
>>159170308
Superpficial, greedy.
>>159170555
That only makes her cuter.
My wife Chino is flawless though.
>>159171967
Too little development and characterization for a being the main girl of her own show.Also why the hell would you post such a lewd picture?Have some respect for your waifu
>>159163246
Complete garbage show
always and forever
>>159173685
Furries need to be gassed.
>>159165105
You win.
>>159173685
She gets fucked by a big wolf.
nobody replied anything to my waifu, so therefore, she is objectively the best
>>159169913
Dead. Also crazy.
Oh boy, I'll be an easy target, won't I?
It's impossible to find a fault with her.
>>159174047
brace yourself anon
>>159174047
i don't know, i don't really like her hair
>>159174497
Thankfully, I have Shidare's non-canon obese body to defend myself with.
>>159174047
Might have some sort of developmental disability
>>159174047
Happens to the best of us anon
>>159174751
She's obsessed with candy, so I'll give you that.
gl
>>159163199
>>159174883
>international terrorist
What's wrong with that
>>159174883
This needs some updating, there's more than a few waifus that need to be put on this chart.
>>159169913
Sister does her better.
>>159174883
>she failed
can't breathe
>>159175032
Only exists to sell merchandise and show up in different outfits pretending to be another character.
>>159174895
no self-respect, clingy and a voyeaur
>>159175176
Has lord only knows many issues. Also there's no bathroom in her apartment so her hygiene doesn't exist.
>>159174883
>No Shidare
You'll have to do better if you want to insult MY waifu.
I don't want to post her, because you guys will be mean to her.
>>159175333
Threads remarkably civil actually.
I would prefer another waifu psychological evaluation thread though
>>159175333
Good to hear someone has enough respect for their waifu not to subject her to this shit.
>>159175333
Same here. Though I know everyone here doesn't know her as well as I do, so the stuff they might say will likely be false. Nevertheless, though it wasn't entirely correct and the way he said it wasn't the best, there was this anon who quoted almost everyone's waifu in the thread and he said something about her that hit very close to the mark now that I learned a bit more about her.The realization only made me love her more though.
>>159175427
So why not make one yourself?
>>159174883
>bottle blonde clown
how is this a bad thing
>>159176668
Lower half isn't that appealing
>>159176668
She can't swallow people and her meals whole, thus making her an untrue snake.
>>159176714
Because it's not wrapped around you right now
>>159170308
Not a real AI
likes NTR
Money crazy
Meme girl
Shit voice
>>159173235
amane best body
sachi best voice
yumiko best wife
being tsundere its tough
>>159174794
lesbian
>>159173685
She's voiced by Karen and not CC
That always bothered me.
>>159163199
>you're
You can't find a problem with perfection.
You just can't.
>>159163199
>>159180665
Needs longer hair
>>159167323
>not zazan
>>159169913
>She creates plot holes are huge as her tits.
>>159168651
Your an asshole
>>159180681
genocidal maniac
>>159163199
>>159181251
Ashes that are literally just as much of a measuring stick as pic related and the same level of autistic fans
>>159180665
No route.
>>159180681
Man hating bitch.
>>159181251
Why? This bitch died in like four episodes, and even then, they painted her as some cock hungry slut.
>>159163914
Black magic user, know how to use healing magic for torture, would probably use you for her elven witchery.
Also would eat a shit, as long as it's nutritious. She might nom nom on you too.
She is perfect despite her flaws.
Try me.
>>159176714
Watch your mouth buddy
>>159178363
This nibba knows
>>159163199
Yui Kotegawa and Houki Shinonono
>>159181203
>>159181680
That's it?
come at me
>>159181440
>>159181680
She didn't do anything wrong though. Youkai are scum anyway.
>>159163199
Be gentle pls
>all these inferior waifus
>>159182362everyone but the bassist
literally perfect
>>159181690
I feel she more depicted as a sexy teasing domne character
>>159181598
Immature dangerous brat
>>159180681
0 financial affinity
you got nothing on her
>>159173685
By far thebestwaifu.
>>159182016
massive autist
>>159182362
Cuts off that beautiful ponytail
>>159174925
I have no criticisms for a fellow /g/entoo-man
>>159182250
You should be glad, anon.
>>159174883
there's nothing wrong with half of these, and the other half is simply untrue
>>159174801
my diiiiiiiiick
try me
>>159184094
A fucking computer
I already know what is coming.
>>159184069
Makes it all the better to correct her using the dick.
>>159163199
>>159163199
>>159184212
does anal for 500 yen
Fuck it
>>159184172
I am, I just thought there would be something with a little more bite than none at all.
>>159163199
you literally cant
>>159184294
>waifuing a terrible Frenchman
>>159181747
>waifuing a toilet
>>159185418
She's not a shit, good waifu anon.
No flaws.
>>159185418
A bully.
>>159164675
Sorry, inquisitor.
>>159185487
That can be a positive thing.
>>159185487
But what if I want her to bully me?
Please be nice to her she has low self-esteem.
>>159183178
Flat chest! That pictures is delusions.
>>159163199
She's only 3rd best.
sex
Okay.
>>159185180
Ruby pedo
>>159171931
Indeed. You are the part of her that's shit then.
>>159163199
I love Nozomi too!
>>159191201
195 more girls and yo picked her.
Feel free to use that for anyone posting Kancolle waifus.
Go on...
>>159184094
I have nothing on her because there's nothing to her.
>>159192601
(You)
My cute pink fluff ball
>>159175380
Made every girl in the series be comparison look like shit, other than the blonde titty monster of course.
>>159176668
I like spiders better and it might be harder to take care of a snake regardless.
Best choragon
>>159179284
pedo fucks
>>159192876
Stupid looking horn.
>>159192957
Stupid horn for a stupid dragon.
Perfection.
Nobody else comes close.
>>159163199
>Post you're waifu,
here
>others explain why she is shit
they literally cant
>>159185607
canon Mary-Sue
test
>>159193894
Here's your (You), now just go.
>>159164095
>>159165938
Real plate armor should have ample room inside to accommodate even very large breasts, because you're supposed to wear padding underneath. Plate is worse than useless against blunt weapons without padding. Especially if it's in an easily crumpled dome shape.
>>159164675
Anon, we're talking about downsides here.
>>159168562
Literally perfect.
>>159194666
thats a man, satan
>>159196112
She isn't though.
>>159194006
DELET
I've suffered enough. what's a little more?
>>159163199Great girl, shit game/anime
>>159194006
Which one of those whores is your're waifu.
>>159197370
I don't know who is this but she's copying Ursula from LWA.
>>159192876
Has poop for a horn.Just kidding, she`s really cute.
>>159174883
>Can never truly be a woman.
Eh, with enough love I`m sure we can figure something out.Or just do anal
other than her being dead most of the time, she is a pretty good waifu.
>>159185607
Kills herself to become a concept.
Fact: there is no canon evidence to suggest acts of bestiality.
>>159198416
Jobber
Go ahead and try anons.
>>159163365
>Getting real tired of your shit Walkure Romanze
>>159198416
How do you even find her attractive after events of rebellion?
This is my waifu. There is no one else like her, and she is mine. My waifu is my best friend. She is my life.
She's right
>tfw you and your waifu has the same name
>>159165958
I'm pretty sure the title of the thread is "explain why she is shit", not "explain why she is da bes".
Best waifu
>>159201596
Rebellion wasn't so bad. At least not the LN and manga, she was pretty cool in those. Though she didn't really do much of anything in the anime.
>>159201896
Maybe a little too murderhappy.
>>159201870
She's not a real girl
>>159197370
i know your pain anon
Never have to worry about her going tsun and getting punched cause I ain't a dense harem mc.
I know why she's shit, but it's not what you think
>>159203848
too easy
>>159190724
Slutty
Ebisu-chan is beautiful
>>159203940
She's gay and she's not Akarin.
>>159203653
She's a bitch and from Infinity Stratos.
>>159203352
A literal titty monster.
>>159202365
She's not CC.
>>159201870
You're waifu has a boy's name, is a midget, and has daddy issues.
>>159201735
She's CC.
>>159198838
Videos of a bitch getting mounted by dog is just a video of animal mating, so yeah.
>>159198587
She's not Sanakan.
>>159194666
Why does she have to be so perfect? ;_;
>>159204373
Brain damaged.
>>159204381
>titty monster.
What do you mean, that doesnt sound bad to me?
>>159163199
>NTR'ed by Kintoki
They would call you a cuck on others boards.
>>159204668
you mean cute
>>159204679
The best chest is a flat chest, anon. Also humans > monsters.
>>159204921
>Black Star's bitch
>>159204822
She's literally brain damaged even if she is cute. All those accidents really messed with her noggin.
>>159204381
She's a born loner and thus would never settle down with you.She's probably also fucked tons of dudes because girls traveling alone get to be sluts without any social consequences
>>159184217
She only has eyes for Nishizumi-dono
I win
>>159184159
Literally a schizophrenic murderer
>>159205517
>loner that avoids relationships and intimacy
>goes out of her way to fuck a bunch of dudes and risk getting pregnant for a single night of fun and pleasure
You're scraping the dirt beneath the barrel, anon. Come on.
>>159185439
She only wants Saber, not you
>>159174883
>Insane Edgy Cunt
I'm okay with this.
>Tfw used to have regular dreams about my waifu and me living happy lives
>It freaked me out to the point I started becoming a normie because I took it as a sign that I was going over the deep end
>Miss having those dreams now
>>159205795
>Dreams
Anon those are glimpses of alternate unoverse You and your waifu.
>>159205672
Who said anything about "relationships and intimacy"? Seriously, check into a youth hostel sometime and talk with a girl who's by herself and leaving the next day. I'll guarantee even you will get laid.
Even Kino must desire dick every now and then. Also, who's to say she's never had an abortion or has just asked guys to come outside her?
>>159170666
good taste.
Hard Mode: I'm not a purityfag so name a flaw besides she's a slut, whore, butt sex jokes, etc.
>>159205936
>damaged goods
you simply can't
>>159205936
No legs.
>>159175206
>>159174794
>>159175380
>>159183178
reasonable tier
>>159197370
>>159203165
garbage bait-tier waifu taste
>>159205936
butt-slut tier
My waifu is perfect
>>159205989
All the Katawa Shoujos are damaged goods. Also,
>Implying you are not damaged
>>159205893
Rather than spend time going out and eating good food, showering, restocking on supplies and learning about the host country she's off flashing men and soliciting sex for fun? That wouldn't be in-line with her character.
>>159206057
She has prosthetic legs and can move around fine anon
>>159206072
>Not wanting to have butt sex with your waifu
>>159206133
>Rather than spend time going out and eating good food, showering, restocking on supplies and learning about the host country she's off flashing men and soliciting sex for fun?
It's entirely possible to have sex with men in an inn after doing all the aforementioned activities
C'mon, I'm basically begging for it here. Destroy me.
>>159206215
Anyone who's a Reifag completely misinterpreted her character. She's meant to be creepy, not moe.
>>159206215
Copy paper has more personality than her
>>159206267
But anon. I like creepy, that's the point.
>>159204650
Don't know anon, we are one of the few.
>>159206200
She lets nature molest her whenever she bathes in creeks and rivers, so she has no reason to actively chase after the dick. Not everyone is constantly craving sex or pleasure, anon. She's definitely not a hedonist in any sense of the word either.
Really, you'd have a much easier time arguing her not having a hymen anymore.
>>159206343
Fair enough, you're an atypical and decent Reifag then
>>159206402
Genuinely creepy women are the best,
>>159206365
>Not everyone is constantly craving sex or pleasure, anon. She's definitely not a hedonist in any sense of the word either.
Never said that she was "constantly craving sex" or that she's a hedonist, but it wouldn't surprise me if she has one-night stand every now and then
Whelp, I did it. I've officially become a real-life anime character. The moment I finished reading the thread I got a massive half-hour long nosebleed.
>>159206491
I could easily see Kino masturbating vigorously and for a long period of time to relieve herself of desires of getting dicked, yeah.
>>159205700
its purely platonic between her and saber
>>159206839
Keep telling yourself that anon
I'm sorry, /m/
>>159206937
its really isbesides, is there anyone who isnt sabersexual in fate?
>>159204891
>humans > monsters.
>Wanting your waifu to eventually die and leave you bereaved, instead of living forever with your demon waifu and watch all of your children die of old age eventually, so she asks you to give her more.
Pleb taste.
>>159198416
She's a dirty barbarian so she probably stinks real bad.
Hurray for obscure waifus!
>>159207339Kudelia sugoi!
But really, worst princess in the franchise.
>>159207545
>wanting to see your own children die
>>159207545
Wait, if both you and her are immortal wouldn't your kids be too?
>>159203297
Perfect
>>159207728
>>159207798
If they dont die they would eventually try to dethrone me, so my wife would kill them eventually regardlessand ask for more.
>>159208049
>have kids to raise into being your successor
>don't want successors and kill your progeny
>make more anyway
Are you Zeus? Cronus?
>>159208506
They fucked the face up, sugoi
>>159208506
Crazy bitch and race traitor
>>159208506
>huge amount of pubic hair
>no armpit hair
Go the country mile if you're gonna do it, jeez.
>>159208629
>Kemono fucker
Waaai~~ Get out!
>>159209776
>getting this mad about successful anime
>>159209842
>>159173235The end bit of her arc is dumb. All that stuff with the "other girl" and talking to her mother was some pretty ridiculous and pointless melodrama that wasn't necessarily relevant to Michiru herself, and that one couldn't care less about
Otherwise Michiru was alright
>>159194006
the physically and literally cannot cheat on you
>>159171967
Misandrist.
>>159194006
Whores.
Thesweet-as-a-melon, anime-loving, weapon-engineering, 4th-fleet-flagship, Yuubari-san!
>>159212769
These blande ecchi artstyles are the fucking worst.
>>159191201
Jokes on you, she's legal where i live
>>159212844
It was a toss up between this and her official art.
Technically this attire is official and this piece has a bit more of her interests in it, so I went with it.
But now that I go looking for it, this is even better.
>>159213699
Opening a melon with a wrench?
>>159165958
Not a bimbo, just an airhead. However not enough of one to be too likable, which is strange. Also so many girls were better than Ann, would almost tossed her out for Morgana to use.
>>159212237What's she from again? Would like to know.
>>159194559
The dome shape isn't as much of a problem as the design of having a massive edge pointed at her body. Assuming this breastplate is made of magic metal, her sternum is going to be cleft in half the moment someone takes a bat to her tits
>>159184094
Indirectly imprisoned the original.
>>159212291
They are the perfect women you anon piece of shit!
>>159217955
Kei from Dirty Pair.
>>159163199
Protip:She's perfect.
>>159163199
>>159165309
I can't. Mami is for hugging and comforting while she cries.
>>159167323
Fucked up teeth/face
>Otaku hate her!
>>159218983
>>159167323
>Fucked up teeth/face
Probably from suck so much dick.
>>159218983
>Post your waifu
>Kagome
Take your filth and leave
>>159163914
Ears are too fat, also she uses dark and evil magics.
>>159182964
No child bearing body.
Good for a fuck but would never be a good mother.
>>159219222
But she's a mature voice of reason and developed for her age.
She's the perfect example of Mary Sue done right with no gimmicks needed and has the best rockin bod out there
>>159208506
Is as shit a villain as Lysandre with the only redeeming feature about her is being a dickable middle-aged bitch
>>159219350
She'd likely die from childbirth, be unable to breastfeed properly and would likely trip and fall with the baby.
Why not make a constructive waifu thread instead of this shit?
>>159219716
>constructive waifu thread
Do it up my man, I would be happy to post my waifu again.
>>159219716
If you're talking about one of those threads where we jerk off each other over our waifus and I get banned for posting a girl I just want to have sex with then you can fuck right off.
>>159219716
It all just goes back to shitposting about eachothers waifus, half the time with no info on them at all.
Who here/neveractuallywatchtheirwaifu'sshow/?
>>159219716
Waifu threads are inherently shitty. Just embrace it.
>>159219716
Those are terrible and you know it.
>>159219839
Yeah, I think you're part of the problem.
>>159219933
They don't have to be. Looking at mosts of the posts here I can tell there is hardly anyone actually serious about their waifu.
>>159220084
And this thread is supposed to be good in comparison?
>>159220317
>hardly anyone actually serious about their waifu
They aren't supposed to be. Now fuck off to your containment thread.
>>159220364
But /a/ wasn't like this in the past. It's when normalfag vermins like you came here, that's the moment everything went to shit.
>>159220317
I'm too serious about my waifu, to the point I am starting to feel bad I post about her way too much on /a/.
>>159220547
Oh shut the fuck up already you pathetic waste of flesh. I'm a /m/an, I don't need any waifu aside from the RX-78NT-1.
>>159220317
>I can tell there is hardly anyone actually serious about their waifu.
Actually it's a lot more complicated than that. It's kinda hard when you know you're getting too attached to something that was made just to sell some BDs and figures, and you still want to keep going. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks like that.
>>159220620
Yeah, same here, mostly because it feels like I don't fit in these threads. Where do you post her?
>>159220364
>not being serious when it comes to loving your waifu
You make me sick!
>>159220734
Any waifu thread and the threads about her anime. She is the target of some shitposts but it's fine.
>>159220729
My waifu is from a LN and she only became semi popular with the anime. I don't think the author had much expectations either.
>>159175079
I don't even need to look, fuck you.
>>159174883
>tfw you're waifu isn't in this chart
get shit on retards.
>>159220836
Your Waifu is a rotting corpse.
>>159221101
Oh, but Natsume, that's like 4 years old.
>>159166233
Emotionally distant and an orphan
All your waifus are shit compared to mine.
I have the best waifu undoubtedly.
Literally flawless.
>>159221403
Wait, wut? I never seen or read anything about her being an orphan.
>>159222299
Anorexic.
>>159222185
Can't do handjobs.
>>159174883
Why the fuck isn't Misato on this list?
>>159218133
Being hit with enough force that make use of that "edge" (it's actually not, just a flat strip) would kill her regardless since she's just a woman. The reason maces and axes and the like were used was because they would crush the armor and deliver the force to the person inside and at the very least incapacitate them to be finished off by repeated blows or by sword through the armor while they're out of it. If anything you might argue her giant titty armor would catch a mace and spread the force into her tits because of the higher surface area.
Also, so called medieval experts are a fucking meme. Most of them just play fight and aren't even on the level of fitness of MMA fighters, with the rare exception of the ones that do both. Before talking about stupid armor, of which there was actually plenty in reality, despite cherry-picking by no-name youtube "historians" with no accreditation, you should be talking about the fact that it's seriously stupid to have a woman on a battlefield at all. Even trained they just don't have the physical strength or bone structure or mass or even density that men do and they'd be slaughtered or captured and raped like in your favorite mind break doujin.
>>159222185
But that's a robot.
>>159223073
Most cancerous character design I've ever seen.
>>159219113
Feddie scum
>>159223073
das gay
>>159223073
Someone's stuck in 2016.
>>159223221
Time to watch 0083 I suppose.It can be adequately viewed after Zeta and before completing ZZ, right?
>>159223399
yes
>>159221274
waifus are timeless anon.
>>159174047
Snorlax would be scared of her bodyslam.
>>159223787
Sexy for a loser.
>>159225142
What do you mean a loser?
Let's do this shit!
>>159174883
A third of those things are good, you moron