ITT: MCs with canonically small dicks

Every japanese male protagonist.

All Japanese MCs who aren't Duke Togo or Rance.

>>159142249
Rance isn't Japanese, and as far as I know, he isn't specially endowed either

>>159142249
Rance is European.

>>159142221
Don't be too harsh on him, he's Asian, a teenager in puberty and his dick is probably hiding from being scared of the fucking penguin

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>>159142221
Kesuma

>>159142401
Europe doesn't exist in the Rance world.

>>159142263
The Rance IX character portraits are done to scale and Rance's dick is about the size of Shizuka's forearm and Shizuka is 159 cm tall.

>>159142221
I can't say it's you OP, coz you're not even the MC of your own life.

>Little boy has a small dick

No way?

>>159142221
Every MC/male who is from Nipland. All of them.

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>>159142221

Of course women have the smallest dicks of them all.

>>159142245
>>159142249
>>159145522
What about Ippo?

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>>159142221

>>159147026
Guts is like 6'8''. Even if he's just proportionate, he'd be huge.

>>159146944
That last quote was supposed to be:
>>159144746

OP

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>>159147222
For you maybe.

>>159143141
This

>>159142221
kazuma

>>159142221
Me :(

>>159146944
Ippo's is big compared to his Japanese contemporaries, kind of like how an anime character that's 5'10 is considered "tall"

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>>159142221

>>159142221
What, do you think guys are erect all the time?

>>159151449
Wait. They aren't?

>>159142221
he's japanese
that's canonically average

>>159151449
I am.

>>159142221
Kirito

>>159147222
Penis size doesn't scale with height.

>>159150000
No Ippo is just huge.

>>159142221
That isn't fair to Shinji. Isn't there more of a perspective thing going on in this image? Even without doing the math (estimated distance from the toothpicks, estimated size of the toothpicks vs perceived size, etc.) you can clear see that the toothpicks are supposed to be about the half the size of minimized Shinji's thigh.

>>159142221
LELOUCH

>>159153463
>having autism
It was a scene making fun of his small dick, anon. Just get over it.

>>159142221
God, i fucking hate Shinji. He's such a pathetic little pussy faggot.

>>159154657
Also a pathetic little dick faggot.

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>>159154657
>>159154699
N-No bully

>>159151449
This. Erect I'm dead on average but if you catch me at the wrong time (when it's cold or something) you'd think I'm tiny. On the other hand, there's moments when it's big and floppy while not erect. Fluctuates a lot.

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>>159142221

>>159142221
Do women really like to see dicks or that's just fiction?

>>159154899
This is what small dicked guys say to comfort and delude themselves

>>159142221
Shinji has a bog cock tho, even Misato could not help but fall for him and his big cock over Kaji.

>>159155150
She's laughing at his pathetic sized dick in this scene

>>159155115
"grower, not a show'er" is a real thing ya know

>>159155150
t. Shinji self-inserter

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Why are you all seemingly obsessed with glorifying big dicks? Do you all wish to be pounded by the BBC?

>>159155267
t. small dicked beta fag

>>159155322
This

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>>159142221

>>159155467
>mfw i bought this VN in a sale a few months ago but haven't played it
I now regret this decision.

Small dicks are cute.

>>159155679
Stop pretending to be attracted to feminine boys.

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Go watch nigger media if you're all so hung up for hung horses

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>>159142221
Poor Sanageyama got short end of the stick.

>>159155322
Not an argument

>>159155679
>Not liking fat soft floppy dicks
You don't know what you're missing.

>>159147026
The sad thing is Miura has drawn Guts' dick before and it is actually quite small. It's no wonder he couldn't even make Casca orgasm.

>lanky, whiney, skinny, and has a small dick
Truly the perfect anime protagonist.

>>159155362
No, we wish to pound our waifu with the BBC.

>>159153156

Biology nerd here.

Taller males are more likely to have bigger penises. If you're larger, as in overweight or obese, and tall. Your penis is going to be small or "appear" small because bigger people gain fat in their pubic areas.

All this penis talk is making me feel kinda gay

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>>159142221

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Yabecchi was written to have a small penis. Easy to guess why.

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Didn't felt like taking a picture but there's an episode where he gets bullied about it.

>>159156563
so it would fit into the equally small lolis? sorry I'm not familiar with this series

>>159156396
>this many people fell for bait

>>159156396
Serious question, how many dicks did Aqua suck to acquire the right to judge Kadzuma's willy? She can't pull out such a reaction without knowing a thing or two about it.

Guts. You even see his pencil dick in the manga

>>159156176
spotted the lanklet with a small cock.

>>159142221
To be fair Shinji is 14.

>>159156834
>You even see his pencil dick in the manga
pic?

>>159144161
It has an in universe equivalent.

>>159155631
fag

>>159156853
to be fair that's usually the age where gook penis stop growing

>>159156889
reading Berserk is required before posting on /a/

Only fucking niggers have big dicks on average and we all know how the rest of humanity considers them as subhumans.

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If it's smaller it just means it's the perfect size for raping purpose, or to mate with the desired age.

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-men-attracted-to-female-beauty

>>159157087
makes it easier for butt sex too

>>159157087
enjoy rape? wouldn't you be smashing her fucking cervix and causing unimaginable pain going by this image
what kind of logic is this

>>159157253
>Doesn't know about posterior fornix stimulation.

>>159157308
You just fucking made that up faggot

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>>159157087
>the cervix and fornices are vital pleasure areas
Top bait.

>>159157470
Ok then, what is posterior fornix stimulation?

>>159157526
>>159157540
Forgot this was /a/, the place where nobody knows about the female body.

>>159144161
Neither does Japan

>>159157253
t. redditor/moralfag

>>159142221
>>159154840
The moral here is that even with a small dick you can find love.

An asian guy actually had the biggest penis I'd ever seen.

Back in like middleschool I had to go to this club to get certified to swim for summercamp, and when we were going through the locker room afterwards, this asian guy was walking around without a towel.

And God DAMN he had a long dick

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>>159144196
Source?

>>159158597
seconding

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Off the top of my head, only Golgo and Ippo have large dicks.

Those two aside, pretty much every asian character has a small dick.

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>>159155853
>falling for the BBC meme
My little anon cannot possibly be this naive.

Bump part 2

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>>159156669
>so it would fit into the equally small lolis?
Bingo

>>159156795
Why do you think she's so popular?

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>>159157087
>All this rape talk

All nip MCs dicks are uncircumcised. Doesn't matter if small. Moonlanders not about burgerfags helmet head. All bow to the glory of natural dick turtle neck.

>>159160159
Said no satisfied woman ever

>>159160241
t. Jewger

>>159160159
Anteater dick or go home.

>>159160241
>Needing a surgery to satisfy a women
Pathetic

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Still impressed a (virgin) female horse tho

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>this many dicklets in this thread

>>159144161
Portugal does, and Portugal is an european country.

>>159160159
>ESL

>>159142221
Shinji being a limp dicked fuck up faggot shouldn't come as a surprise for anyway.

>>159161554
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>>159159558
Why do you care so much about this terrible thread?

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>>159160897
>Portugal is an european country.

>t. Alberto Barbosa

>>159160241
>thinks the women were satisfied

It's ok burger.

Japanese MCs all seem to have big dicks in the doujins though

>>159156396
I really wanted to fuck Aqua in the mating press position with my giant cock after watching this, only dicklets got mad at it

>>159156795
women who enjoy alcohol tend to be sluts

>>159161749
Doujin fantasyland of wishful egos

>>159160897
El PortugueANO

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Look at all these shitskins parading around their sole "achievement" in life.

>>159147026
>>159147222
Someone post '"hat".

>>159161987
t. Small dick

>>159161987
just because you're a cuck doesn't mean you're black

>>159161987
Dicklet detected.

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>>159161987
>Low test beta is made his dick is tiny
I'm 100% European and my cock is 7''x6.5''

>>159162486
Prove it

>>159162521
this is a christian board

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>>159158031
Nigga what?

>>159162292
>>159162199
Ooga booga, why don't you actually finish school before pumping and dumping trailer trash whores?

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>>159162521
>prove it
>asking to see my special thing
Are you some kind of pervert, anon?

>>159162696
Post your dick on /b/ and link us to it

>>159162486
>7"
Barely above average, 8" is the big cock breakpoint.

>>159162993
>8''
Barely above average, 9'' is the big cock breakpoint.

>>159163266
>9"
Massively above average, 4" is the small cock breakpoint.

>>159163266
Average dick size is 5" retard

>>159163343
Maybe in Asia.

Don't forget about girth brehs. Don't matter if you rockin a 9+ if its pencil dick

>>159163479
Who cares about dirt poor Africa and South America?

I see we have a lot of dick experts here on /a/.

>>159165029
We recognize a lot of bulges

>>159151449
Yeah, aren't they?

>>159155818
Feminine boys are cute if you can still tell they're boys.

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>>159165029
but of course

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>>159147026

>>159142249
>Rance
His hyper weapon is lacking

>>159142249
Ippo gets excluded too.

>>159156795
She is a God
She just knows

Besides, plenty of men could have died naked so she could have seen plenty for centuries

>>159160897
Whoa, is my country really part of Rance? That's news to me.

>>159156563
Came here to post this, because I'm actually watching it right now.
Isn't it also fairly safe to assume the kuudere sister will be getting it too?

>>159156086

He can be among the strongest, most powerful beings around, but nothing will still take away the fact that he can't pleasure a woman in the way men should be and feel it himself at the same time.

He's cursed.

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>>159142221
Subaru is tiny

>>159157042
read through berserk, no guts dick unfortunately

>>159173341
we do see how wide his ass is.

>>159156396
I feel like I skipped ab episode because I don't remember this scene at all, and penises are usually memorable

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>>159142221
I don't think anyone minds that Shinji has a small dick.

>>159173341
Technically there was one time we see kid gut's dick in one of his nightmares

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>>159173884

>>159171297
>>159158597
>>159158920
http://imgur.com/a/1sKl3

>>159174481
>pixilated
Guess i should have expected it

Fuckin japanese censorship

>>159156624
Which episode?

>>159174481
Why is it black

>>159162486
>european
>uses imperial measurements

>>159175535
Because Asian dicks are darker than the rest of the body.

>>159175535
another layer of censorship Im pretty sure

>>159175712
>>159175535
It also might be to help the dick actually show up with all the pixilation
If it was the same tone as the body, it would blend in

>>159142249
Kiyoshi actually has a pretty big dick

>>159174481
I'm not gay, but I'd suck his dick.

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>>159157087

>>159175583
Isn't everyone was like that?

>t. not asian

>>159177327
Not really?

>>159168913
what the fuck

>>159156176
Okay, so why does Ron Jearmy have a massive cock?

Man small dicks are the worst, that's why blacks are the master race am I right guys? We should all just let black people impregnate our girlfriends, it's not like our puny white or asian cocks would be able to satisfy her anyways. Who's with me?

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Not an MC but he does have an astoundingly small penis, that's why he feels the need to compensate by tryharding at killing titans. He's also a kissless permavirgin. #shortmansyndrome

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>>159142221

Shinji's canon tiny dick is cute though.

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>>159142221

>have big dick
>start to be impotent

I'm scared guys

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>>159173341
>implying

>>159182530
He'll never attract a mate with that pathetic thing

>>159163266
Barely above average. 15" is the big cock breakpoint.

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>>159183408

He attracted me.

>>159183864
Kaworu stop posting

>>159160897
Anything that touches the Medicuckanean is not european

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>>159184446
>Anything that touches the Medicuckanean is not european
>Says he while trying to meme about Portugal not being Europe
>When Portugal only has Atlantic shores
I guess /int/ memes make you dumb.

Protagonist is usually a kid somehow people expect them to have huge adult sizes cocks.

>>159184653
If you're a dicklet as a kid than chances are you're a dicklet as an adult

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>>159184446
>>159184562
LOL

>>159184653
cocks stop growing at like 13-14.

>>159181093
But /a/ taught me that all traps have monster cocks.

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>>159188032
In fact, he gets bullied because of it.

>>159156176
You're talking out of your ass, it's soft tissue and doesn't scale much with height, midgets don't all have micropenises for example.

>>159155095
definitely fiction

>>159189004
Is this from an OVA?

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>>159192271
Yeah the two fags basically meet up and do dirty stuff,