>Lets make our main characters guns >Finns are rapists

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>>159021530
The Elvish language, by Tolkien, is based on Finnish as is much of the mythos.

All guns are technically rapists, because they forcefully penetrate without consent of the victim. I wonder how the guns of suicides feel, being forced into consensual activity. Do they feel violated? Or do they feel fulfilled?

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>>159021565
I doubt it

>>159021530
It is a fantastic idea.

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>>159021707
The tale of Turin is pretty much just a copy of Kullervo's tale as well.

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And thats only RK-95. can you imagine her RK-62 sister? How many tsundere conscripts have stripped her naked? How about times when you cleaning rag got stuck inside of her?

Many dark and cold winter nights with her in the foxhole waiting for enemy?

I miss my swaphoe RK62...

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>>159021902
You'll never again
>shiver in the cold winter forests of Northern Finland, your one and only RK hanging at your side, close to your body as you caress her magazine
>clean her with the utmost care and love, proudly displaying her for inspection and receiving commendation for how prim and proper she is
>take her through rough action as you fire her over and over again until she's smoking and too hot to touch
>strip her with force and agility, knowing just the places to push and pull on to leave her naked the most effective way, taking just a few seconds
>shove your cleaning rod down violently her barrel, forcing it in as it proves too thick for her to take, slamming it all the way in one go
>spill your oil inside her, spreading it around forcibly with your fingers, jamming it into every nook and cranny, until it's dripping out and spilling across her body, leaving a small puddle

rk should have been the main character

>>159022303
You know you can get called in for additional training if you join one of the regional defense units?

>>159022690
I'm bound for refresher training anyway, but I won't get my sweet 133315 back, will I?

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>>159021530
does this mean that i can rape rape foreigners now and say that its just part of my culture?

>>159022713
You get the sister.

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>>159022713
>tfw i will never ever see 325150 again
>you will never lay with her in sun while waiting for fire commands

>>159022713
>Not taking your waifu with you after service

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>>159023933
What could I have done? Jumped the fence and disappeared into the woods?

>>159021530
Simo Hayha lived in a forest and raped soviets all day long. His rape count is in the 1000s.

It makes sense.

>>159021707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6de_SbVUVfA

>>159024008
How far are you willing to go for your waifu?

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>>159024116
Like some kind of brain-damaged mix of Finnish and Italian.

>>159024118
She's my raifu, not my waifu.

>>159024166
>She's my raifu
Of course she's your life. That's why you shouldn't just leave her behind.

>>159021530
What do I have to search for to read about rynnäkkökivääri waifus?

>>159024579
http://puolustusvoimat.fi/documents/1948673/2258487/PEVIESTOS-rynnakkokivaarinkasikirja.pdf/3d6d1f3f-209c-46e0-a92f-12d3d02648ef

http://puolustusvoimat.fi/documents/1948673/2258487/PEVIESTOS-Kevytasekasikirja_netti.pdf/3b7d0d85-e71c-4fbb-a8b9-9cf37ae6072d

>>159021530
>Finns are rapists and elves

like in real life

>>159021530

I like the change of pace she brought.

>show was cute girls with guns, as innocent as things could be
>then she shows up
>literally masturbates to the thought of raping mc
>gets sexual joy out of torturing her with putting rounds into her vest

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>>159021565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abtMAcDbXw

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Funland is breddy gud.

>>159026661
>>159026661
>Finnish army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61CruCxdsvA

>>159021530

well, they have mongol DNA so they have rape genetics.

>>159026855
What am I looking at?

>female rapists

Name?

>>159024008
>another of those waifufags

>>159029226
Big fan of Alice myself.

>>159029157
Via Dolorosa

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>>159029157
Brave warrior who is about to send Russian tank back to Moscow

>>159029524
But the reds still won the Winter War. Sure, they lost more men, but they had a large reserve to care much.

>>159026122
Funny story... back when this was airing, her chapter made a spike on pre-orders to the point she got retconned into the Atami Battle arc.

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>>159029667
>But the reds still won the Winter War

Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of commie scum.

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>We will never get this show with 19th century firearms
>will never see the spencer rifle dressed as a union soldier, and the henery rifle dressed as a confederate fight about superior civil war lever action
>never see the a winchester 1873 cowboy
>never see the martini henry dressed ready to remove the zulu horde
>never see the old muskets be teachers teaching tactics but the new repeating rifles are brats because musket tactics are outdated as shit

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>>159022713
>>159023533

>muh 348373

>>159030065
Was he the actual big boss to surpass the boss?

>>159024623
Damn, saved.

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>>159022713
>some retard is mishandling my sweet 953223 right now

>>159030179
I would have liked to see loli Derringers.

>>159029157
Finnish "men"

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>>159031226
>tfw some retard is using your raifu as hammer
>tfw retard wont even clean her properly
>he will probably leave it under tanks tracks

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>>159031766
>>159031226
>mfw Im that retard
You guys must be joking when talking about maintanance of the rifle. Nobody does that, right?

>>159022892
Depends, are you a cute 2D elf girl?

>>159029157
I don't know, but it looks like tons of fun.

>>159022892
Something something refugees

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>>159031889
>being the guy who thought he was cool because he didn't take care of his equipment

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>>159032159
>Kyouko
>No ribbon

>>159022713
My dear 138628. You were so beautiful. I wonder if you are in storage right now or am I being NTRd by some retarded private.

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>>159032260
>tfw some private will take better care of your raifu and she will like him more
committing sudoku now

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>be americlap
>go to outdoor gun show
>marines have thinly veiled recruiting booth letting people try issue guns
>try SR-25
>put 5 shots into 30cm from 800 meters in under 2 seconds
>CO is visibly licking his lips thinking of the plans he could use a wookie like me in
>get appointment at recruiter
>born half deaf, can't be special forces, even though they use radio headsets these days
>bitch boy at worst, likely infintry fodder
>ask if I can still use snowflake guns
>fat chance
>would get shackled with beaten M4A1
>no superior AK clones
>no HK416 or LR 3000 for delicious folding stock
>mercs only hire veterans
>operator dreams crushed before graduating high school
I-I guess I'll just be a competitive shooter then...

sorry for blogpost

>>159021565
Only one of the elvish languages, Quenya. Tolkien invented multiple languages for the elves.

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>nobody posting rap elf's partner in crime
ffs

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>>159032159

>/a/ ia actually full of Finns

I don't know how to feel about that.

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>>159035882
/a/ is Finnish and so is God

>>159035882
Everyone here is Finnish. Are you saying you didn't know?

>>159035882
/a/ tarkoittaa armeija.

>>159035882
>2017
>not being finnish

>>159035882
Not very surprising.

>>159031889
How do I become as cool as you, anon?

>can't import rk95
>sig only sells disgusting 556 in america
>jews thinks people want to buy shitty galil ace
someone save me from this suffering

>>159041486
Be lazy. its government issued anyways so who cares if it breaks or deteriorates

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its even more weird since sako was designed to be a nice girl in the start, maybe the author did some research about finland and decided that was unrealistic.

>>159042417
won't be so cool when it jams up on you in combat

>implying Finland will see combat
the resource wars are coming bucko, give it 10 years tops

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>>159033424

you mean slave

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>>159043487
>implying that doesn't make it better

>>159035882
We're all a bunch of little girls anon, everyone knows that

>>159035882
>>159035882
4chan is based on jap image board of course we would be full of Asians

>>159021565
>as is much of the mythos

I thought the mythos was derivative of old Norse mythology.

>>159029226
Nonexistent.

>>159030065
Never seen any of his non-whopperjawed photos. For such a short guy he was pretty manly-looking.

>>159041746
Still waiting for an angry, seething mob to tar and feather William J. Hughes.

>>159021530

How many Finns do you know?

>>159026896
Wtf was Genghis Khan's problem, anyway?

>>159029157
Autism

>>159045150
some retards didn't pay tribute

>>159046943
That's why he saw fit to ruin almost the entire Eurasian landmass?!

>>159035882
Do you mean full of spics and leafs?

>>159031889
Enjoy jams and inaccurate fire.

Do the Finns hate Russia?

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>>159033424
>>159041746
>>159043487
>>159043601

Yes goi...y. I'm a good doggo and potential raifu. Buy and import me to your country! Don't import that dangerous european rifle. Who knows what your scheckles would be used for with them? Israel, your best ally, knows how to invest that money to bring diversity. Remember ice is thin around those finns!

>>159043487
Sex-slave*.

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>>159043487
manchurian Galil is the best plot twist so far

>>159047940
i guess?

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>>159050935
Reminds me of this.