How many dicks did she suck for those apples?

0 + 60 niggers

>>158856265
She could have just stolen them with her powers?

>>158856265
Kyoko A CUTE is pure

>>158856265
Ah, I see you got triggered because you were called out in the Fail Floppers thread. So you made a Madoka shitpost thread. You're so autistic and stupid.

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>>158856265
Did anyone say dick?

>>158856265
Only 1 - mine.

>>158856265
I thought the series was quite clear in implying she stole them, possibly at spear-point.

Kyouko is the most prolific armed robber in Mitikahara City.

I'll have you know that Kyouko has only ever taken Sayaka's dick in her life.

>>158856451
You are not a male Apple-chan. You are futa though.

>>158858231
Someone send this child stalker to jail.

>>158856265
She was a thief.

>>158858561
I still don't understand why he didn't just pull a Martin Luther and start his own church.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Anglicans are cool on SSM.

>>158858665
>I still don't understand why he didn't just pull a Martin Luther and start his own church.
Because no one listened to his sermons. He tried preaching even after he was excommunicated, and only started having a following after Kyoko's wish was granted.

>>158858904
Considering he was in the same church building, I thought it showed he was still trying to hitch his wagon to the Anglicans. Of course people stopped showing up, because in effect he was advertising one thing and selling another. Religion is a buisness just like any other, and faith is just another product.

>>158856265
About tree fiddy

>>158856265
All the dicks

>>158858954
Aww.

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>>158856265
None, unless Sayaka grew a dick or something.

>>158860430
there's enough doujins with that subject matter.

>>158859096
The church was their house.

>>158858561
wow wtf i hate kyoko now

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>>158856360

>>158860594
Think doujin is already plural.

>>158858954
My heart

>>158856265

None, Kyouko doesn't know about that stuff.

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>>158860922
okay

>>158860749
With a nice, purpose-built sanctuary like that? Nuh-uh. I've seen enough independent pastors running services our of their homes to know that's not a residential building.

>>158856265
How many dicks does your mother suck to support you being stupid an unemployed because you sit at home shitposting all day?

>>158860749
>>158861116
Actually their living quarters was technically attached or a part of the Church (literally or just on the grounds, I'm not sure), but not the Church itself.

ANAL SEX WITH KYOKO

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>>158862811
Missionary with 18+ Kyoko with the lights off and holding hands, but only after marriage?

>>158856396
>>158858178
>>158858354
A dick thief?

>>158865776
Quality bump desu

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>Madoka fandom

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>>158862811

>>158865828
>>158867850
I enjoy knowing I'll never be as pathetic as you.

>>158868020
k

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>>158856411
henlo /a/non
henlo you STINKY /a/non
keep shitposting, ugly

>>158868554
Now you replied.

>>158860430
Who decided that it was a good idea to ship red and blue?

>>158860922
Isn't it doujinshi?

>>158868554
>>158868670
>>158868808
Hours later and you're still triggered. Thus why you refuse to let go of your shitposting thread.

0.

She's into ladies.

>>158868855
Has there been a Madoka thread that isn't 90% Shitposting in the last few years?

>>158868855
Hours later and you're still triggered.

>>158868821
The Japanese language doesn't have plural form baka

>>158868905
Sadly no.

>>158868933
>>158868967
If you're not mad, then why are you posting twice and spamming crack to try and harass people? Calm and rational people don't try to spite others.

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>>158868901
Tomboys to be exact.
https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_LOVE!_Sayaka_%26_Kyouko_Version
>You prefer boyish girls to cutesy ones
Sayaka's totally both of those though.

>>158866702
I misread that as Madoka femdom and got excited.

>>158868967
This is probably the closest to crack shipping Fumiko got. And it's really not all that shippy per say.
But Rebellion sure brought the pair as a flavor of the month-esque fad. Before it faded away back to obscurity.

>>158869229
If you look at dic.pixiv and the tag popularity history it never even got popular. There are just some extremely vocal posters.

Zero because she got them out of the garbage

>>158869301
It wasn't ever popular but it sure got attention for that brief period. That's what I meant.