Today, on class /a/...
SHIT I'M LATE TO AIR FORCE RANGER CLASS
These chairs...
>whole class is sitting the the back corner towards the window
Fucking stop it anons, I am the main character. You can tell by my oddly colored hair.
Have you heard the rumors about the after-school demon?
Hey guys I'm the new transfer student. I'm not actually relevant to the plot, and I go straight home after class watch anime and be alone every day.
This is my cute Servant for the Grail War!
Hello, I'm the new transfer student. I know it's not penis inspection day until next week, but since I'm an overachiever I figured I'd get it out of the way
**unzip**
Hey guys.
Tomorrow, my imouto is transfering to our school.
Hope everyone treats her right!
I'M ANGRY
ANGRY AT ALL OF YOU
>>158787159
Some of you are alright. Don't come into class tomorrow
Hello. I'm your new teacher. I look forward to acting like a lazy bastard but then asspull my way to being a God in front of you thirsty whores.
>>158785100
>>158785100
>class /a/
>not cl/a/ss
Are you even trying?
My toast!
>>158785100
Hey /a/non, wanna eat lunch together?
Hey anon, do YOU know who killed my father?
>>158789059
N-no senpai, I've got secret stuff to do during lunch that totally isn't fighting magical aliens.
>>158788339
It's class /a/ as in, Class A, dummy.
"Today, on cl/a/ss" would just sound retarded.
>>158785100
Teacher, there's a used cum doll on the floor
Hey, anon! Have you decided what club you're gonna join?
The time for the student assembly...
...
...
...got changed.
>>158787753
Guys, how do I ask out Satania? The few times I talked to her, she just acted really weird, and then her friend told me to stay away from her. The rest of the time, she just flat out ignores me.
Everyone! Homeroom starts now! Stand! Bow! Sit!
>>158789321
Tell her you'll give her 10 melon breads if you can stick your pOnOs in her vagOO
>>158789271
けいおん部 です!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
ANON WATCHES DUBS
>>158789281
>>158789281
>>158789240
rude
Psst! Anon!
I forgot my textbook at home. Can I look at yours?
>>158789745
N-n-no... This is just a friendly prank, right g-guys??
Haha, you sure got me!
>>158790398
You owe me, faggot. Better not forget next time.
Teacher! The girl next to me won't stop raping me!
>>158790632
Thanks, Anon! I'm so glad I sit next to somebody so friendly.... psst, hey, Anon. I also forgot my homework. Can I copy yours?
>>158790716
Little girls can't rape other little girls.
>>158785100
We are deciding what to do for the school festival
"We have a new student in class today."Seriously. How many transfer students are we going to have this year?
>>158791141
How about a maid cafe?
Uh... Nyorooon~?
>>158791174
But maid uniforms are embarrassing!
>>158791141
Vote for haunted house with Bakeneko!
>>158789281
>>158791294
But we'd look so cute together
>>158789281
>>158791477
did i fix hanazawa?
>>158789281
>>158785497
>>158789281
Oh... Well, I wasn't going to go anyway. I have important stuff to do like smoke on the rooftop and jack off.
Uh?... want something?
Sorry, I don't speak to background characters.
So this girl from the next class over keeps being mean to me, guys.
She keeps going after me during club practice, takes my clothes and returns them to me neatly, then she apologizes and brings me to a cafe afterwards.
What do I do?
>>158791583
>Jack off
But how anon, girls don't have those things!
>>158791612
Beat up the inside of her womb with your penis.
Hey guys. Which part of the chocolate cornet is the head?
Shhhh, Tanaka is sleeping.
>>158791434
But last time we did it my onee-chan visited the cafe and kept grabbing my butt!
>>158791664
Girls can jack off too. And I'm not a little girl but a boy who looks like a 40 year old body builder.
>>158789281
Hi I'm a new student in this class
Where do I sit?
OHOHO ANON-CHAN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>158791739
On my dick.
>>158791694
But weren't you really excited for her to come?
>>158791693
WAKE UP ANIKI YOU'RE GONNA FAIL THE CLASS
>>158791784
>>158785100
>>158791693
GODDAMNIT TANAKA JUST FUCK SHIRAISHI ALREADY
>>158791739
Bitch you're not even real. You can sit in my smartphone as my personal A.I. "assistant" though.
Today was fucking insane. Our usual first period teacher was missing so some dude in a lab coat calling himself "Houoin Kyouma" came in and started talking about Time Travel and "the Organisation". Made us all mix up some Dr Pepper in the chemistry labs for him to try. It was supposed to be a fucking English lesson
Then we had math with Christina-sensei and she just set us these brain teasers and played with her phone for an hour. I tried to ask her for help and she just smiled and said "You should be able to solve this". I hate this school, can't wait to transfer to Cromartie next semester.
>>158791822
What the fuck are you on about, weirdo.
>>158791822
Woah, finally some decent taste around here.
>>158791780
Doint it public is lewd though!
>>158792618
My parents are away forever we don't have to be in public.
TEACHER TEACHER, ANON BROUGHT MANGA TO CLASS
>>158793692
What manga?
>>158793756
TWO LADIES WERE KISSING ON THE COVER
>>158789281
YAMERO
Hey friend, I forgot to do today's assignment can I copy yours pleaseeeeeee~?
>>158793756
It had c-cunnies in it!
>>158793882
Next time do your own, baka.
>>158793852
>>158793884
Yuri earns Anon a public flogging.
KIISAMA! WE HEARD YOU'VE BEEN TALKING SHIT ON ANON'S WAIFU
>>158793910
Thanks a lot, you're a lifesaver. Say, if you ever need a favor or want to spend time alone together just call me <3
>>158794171
TADAIMA~!
i know one of you keeps putting seafood in my shoe locker better fuck off my dad is a navy seal
>>158789281
>>158785100
AH, TODEIZ SAPPAH IZU FISH! YOU RIKE-AH FISH?
>>158795823
EH? What's that you say? Your dad's a seal? Then he'd enjoy the fish!
The killing game begins now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn6tjjnzHUs
>>158796001
HUH?! DO I ROOK RIKE A FISH?
>>158785596
>>158789281
The fuck is this a reference too? It got too many replies to be anything other than a shit reference.
>>158790796
You are helpless, Anon.
>>158796726
Fuck off.
>>158796349
YES FISH ARE YOU A GAY?
>>158796841
Don't get pissy with me just because you want to reference MLP or some faggot shit on /a/ and I call you out on it.
>>158785100
Hi guys, don't mind me, I'm a completely normal girl.
>>158796890
Nigger don't get mad because I tell you to leave because you don't get a common anime reference. Now fuck off and lurk for two years before posting.
>>158796855
WHAT YOU SAY?!
If you'd like... P-please join the literature club
I'm going to ignore best girl and talk with childhood friend then do the opposite tomorrow when they both hey upset ill sit back while they jeer at each other.
>>158796950
Oh, so it's some flavor of the month shit like AOT or some garbage, right? I've been watching anime since before /a/ existed, whatever your faggot reference is it's bound to be some shitty new show that happened to be the flavor of the month so other faggot anons liked it.
>>158797085y-you too
>>158797348
>>158797348
...
>>158789281
>>158797384
>>158797085
Sure, I'll join. Got any recommendations?
>>158791477
uh-uh oh no gawd help our homeroom teacher then!
>>158789281
>>158797936
it's also my melancholic duty to inform the school and class that the cute trap from senior year class three has transferred out to Hokkaido today
>>158789281
>>158789121
>>158796726
I was curious too so I looked around. The answer is in this thread already but since you are being such a fucking faggot I'm not going to tell you. And no, it's not from some FOTM shit.
>>158797790
>>158785100
Class sucks, I wish I was at home not watching anime.
>>158798309
Whats anime? You aren't one of those nerds are you anon?
>>158789281
>>158796726
Kill yourself my man
>>158798394
Being a nerd is cool nowadays.
>>158797348
>>158798394
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as anime, is in fact, japan/animation, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Japan plus Animation. Anime is not a medium unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning japanese story made useful by the japanese writers, cel animation and vital visual techniques comprising a full medium as defined by wikipedia.
>>158798613
>>158798545
Am I gonna have to kick your butt
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!
Wake me up when it's lunchtime.
>>158799033
Hey anons, we shouldn't wake that guy up.
>>158794017
I fucking love this picture.
That guy on the far right, every time.
I forgot my wallet.
Now that everyone's distracted I finally have some gum.
>>158800585
Hey anon can I have some gum?
>>158798613
>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
>>158800799
Tehee~ Of course you can.
Hello class, Chie-sensei could not be here today due to a curry-related accident, so this is your teacher for tonight.
>>158789281
Shitty memes should die.
>>158789281
Hahahaha get it, they referenced a shitty anime, can I join the sekret klub now??
>>158801082
Go there then
>>158800585
But does it also have the properties of rubber?
>>158801082
>Kek
Just go back.
Time for my mid-school sex club meetup.
>Teacher, I'm not feeling well. I'm going to the nurse.
Guys i have this feeling the girl i like is an esper. How do i confess to her?
Okay class, we have a new transfer student. Please be nice to her.
>>158801246
You'll take responsibility, right?
>>158801053
Sorry, mate. We're full.
>>158801312
The only thing that needs taking in this room is my dick. Bend over.
>>158801300
Sensei! The new girl smells really badly.
>>158801347
>>158801300
Why am I in the student council again?
これは英語の授業ですか。みんなはいつの間にペラペラになったんだ?
>>158801756
え?
みんな日本語を使ってるよ。
>>158801756
We're all 海外からの転校生.
Just like Gaia!
Does anyone know if the library has any books on how to turn into a skeleton?
>>158801980There's already a skeleton inside you.
>>158791013
they can't? why.
is it because they are little girls, you think they are not mature enough to rape?
>>158800899
>not downloading the free instructions for pizza yourself and making it from ingredients grown in your rooftop garden
>>158791747
They make more money than your whole family combined a week just by doing that
>>158801300
Oh no, My childhoodbully
>>158801993
But it's not me
>>158802274
Its your skeleton's armor.
>>158785100
>>158802209
>JoJo image
>FB_IMG
Sasuga, cancerous normalfags. Now fuck off back there where you belong.
>>158802058
Free open source pizza. 20 minute compile time in the oven
>>158785100
COLLARBONES
>>158801082
>Kek
Go back there then, faggot. We don't need more of your kind here.
>>158802450
>Getting mad over an image taken from Facebook
>Assblasted over an image of a popular anime known to more than just anime fans
>Using the word normalfag unironically
>>158789281
>>158801830
そうと思わないけど?
>>158801831
The funny part is that I'm actually a 留学生 here at 東大.
>>158803814
>>Using the word normalfag unironically
Fuck off
>>158804209
ええええ、ほかの会話あんたを見たw、東大くん
>>158804209
東大の学費はどう?高い?わたしアメリカへ来た留学生、アメリカ高すぎ
>>158804276
何が悪い?
>>158804304
アメリカ人だから向こうに比べて安い。でもさ、俺は特待生だからなにも支払っていないよ
>>158804252
>Can't accept the fact that anime is no longer the niche genre like it once was
>>158804429
You need to kill yourself all the way back to plebbit.
>>158796945
I love you
>>158796945
How did you solve the captcha required to enter to the school grounds?
>>158804379
>特待生
いいねえ。あたまがいい?
>>158804429
That has nothing to do with the fact that normalfags need to fuck off from /a/, and every other board as well.
>>158804812
まぁな。日本語を勉強してる科学の分野で優秀な人があんまり居ないから奨学金を取るのは簡単だった。しかも英語ができる生徒は求められているから他の留学生より歓迎された
>>158804844
I posted that image as a respond to one person, it doesn't mean I'm signalling to people that I think JoJo is the best anime to ever existed
>>158804688
Such an intelligent and well thought-out respond, Oh how may I kiss the very land you walk!
>>158805007
It was all within (barely) acceptable parameters until you started going full retard with your "HURR DURR NOT UR SEKRIT KULB" shit.
>>158802209
>FB_IMG
>>158803814
>complaining about normalfag
>>158805007
>dumb ESLposter
Read rule 1, lurk for 2 years before posting.
>>158805026
>Passive aggressiveness sarcasm
Oh I get it, the problem is that you're a stupid girl who got lost on her way to tumblr.
>>158797348
>>158796890
>>158796726
>>158801082
>>158798153
how the fuck can you even be this new?
>>158805041
>>158805172
>ITT anons get triggered because someone posted an reaction image from an anime that has a notoriously toxic fanbase
I love you /a/, never change
>>158805072
>complaining about people using the term "normalfag" unironically
FTFY
Honest thoughts on Tsukihime?
>>158805233
I don't love you, and I hope no one else does either.
>>158805233
>triggered
it wasn't because of the series, idiot.
Pssst hey nerd, give us your lunch money
>>158805233
Your father doesn't love you, you fat cunt.
>>158805297
We can't all get what we want, anon
>>158804968
えええ。失礼けど、東大君は何歳?
>>158805317
Hey! I'm actually fat, at least you got something in your life right
>>158805366
何が失礼?女じゃないから構わねぇよ!
俺は26歳だ。大学生じゃなくて大学院生だけど
>>158805401
And a cunt. Don't forget a cunt. And your dad doesn't love you, either. No father could love a disgusting fujoshit daughter.
>>158805314
Why are you whispering?
>>158805414
だってあんたアノンだから。でも、ありがとう。そのこともっと調べたい。
>>158805436
>Watches JoJo
>Fujoshit
Pick one, imbecile
>>158796726
apparently it's a bleach reference so you were right it's shit
>>158805474
最初から俺はって言っていただろ?女はそう言わない。頑張れ
>>158805477
>Fujoshit
>Not watching JoJo
Pick one. Being a fat girl who's dad hates her definitely makes someone a fujoshit.
BONG BONG BONG BOOONG
BONG BONG BONG BOOOOOOONG
>>158805578
You'd have to be a newfag to not know that though. I've literally never watched or read Bleach, but that was an iconic meme in its time.
>>158805688
Why do people keep assuming I'm a girl? That has basically nothing do to with the arguement other than to berate me. All I wanted was just to engage in a little bit of fun by replying to a post with something witty
>>158789121
She makes that face when you tongue her butthole.
>>158805767
You type like a tumblrite faggot. Try lurking and learn how to not post like a faggot.
>>158805767
You're very clearly a stupid, fat woman.
yeah so there's this little girl wearing pasties and body paint calling for her onii-chan and somebody called "Chinpo Daisuki", anybody know those guys?
>>158805703
Shit got cancelled 5 years ago so I'm gonna assume that gif is around 10 years old and not really a good litmus test for newfags anymore
>>158785100
some of you guys are alright.
dont come to school tommorrow. its happening.
>>158791822
you fucking sexist, racist, homofob, xenofob, transfob, pro-trump, shitlord! its 2017!
>>158805828
At least I don't use Tumblr as a crutch for my arguements while you use that word like it actually means something
>>158797085
hate books!
>>158806057
>crutch
you made it too obvious you dumb faggot. learn how to post
>>158805911
Like I said, I'm fat but not a woman. How many times do I need to say it in order for it to get through you neutron-star dense skull?
>>158806094
Oh you're definitely a woman.
>>158806093
Oh do please tell me how did I exposed myself for using the word "crutch" Oh Exalted One?
>>158806094
YOU FAT COW!
>>158806170
This is probably the most attention from men you'll every get on your life. Enjoy it.
>>158806086
フェミニネペニス
>>158806349
Thanks anon~ <3 >.<
>nearly killed by a crashing gundam after somehow passing through the Truck road
Enough with the transfer students please. I just want a peaceful life.
>>158789178
>In today's cl/a/ss...
>>158785427
Living a live of danger, I see.
>>158806471
>~ <3 >.<
lurk for 2 years before posting
>>158806394
why femeni-neh wouldn't it be フェミニン?
HELLO EVERYNYAN
>>158806696
OH MY GAH
Why is everyone so mean today?
>>158806685
Good point.
WHY IS EVERYONE ARGUING OVER FACEBOOK AND WOMEN?!??!?!?
>>158801291
Girls cant love girls.
>>158801695
Hello anon do you have a moment?
>>158807979
Why don't you join?
>>158801312
I didn't make her sick.F
I finally managed to bone my girlfriend!
>>158811903
Here's pic as proof
>>158811903
Sticking your dick in a body pillow doesn't count
>>158806379
>>158811934
Togashi actually came to class today !
Is school over yet?
>>158805288
it's good
Anyone feel like there's something not quite right about that Mechazawa guy?
>>158812770
You overslept. It's 7:30am and class is about to begin again.
>>158805288
I hear the VN is pretty good.
For the anime....
The only redeeming quality it has is its OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgssPdtjzSA
>>158812824
Hmmm.
Going back to sleep I guess.
Wake me up for lunch break.
>>158812923
Guys, don't wake up this guy.
https://youtu.be/bnkhnX_UIuY
Why are all the girls at this christian all-girls elementary school so gay?
>>158812815
Yea now that you mention something's serious up with that guy. Fuck what is it? Oh the dudes missing a button on his shirt.
>>158813247
>A button
>not that hedoesn't wear pants
>>158804795
>>158813335
Just what are you implying friend?
Sorry I'm late I bumped into a railgun*blush.
New transfer student is here
>>158813510
She is fucking your little sister.
>>158813401
I think mechazawa might be sexless, since he doesn't have genitals
>>158811934
YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Who wants to shoot up heroine in the back of the school with me?
>>158813692
This a nice class now
Your test grades came back today anons.You all failed.
>>158814032
Huh, guess I should stop sleeping so much.
But sleep is so comfy and school is boring.
>>158814032
It can't be helped.
What also can't be helped is my love for you sensei!
>>158814032
But if everyone failed then the grade boundaries need to be lower, therefore most of us should still pass.
Class /b/ over here, is it true that every one of you failed your final exams? I'll have you know only 80% of us failed those same exams! Hahahahahahaha!
>>158813816
Not cool man a person can't choose what they're born with or without.
>>158814302
Screw you eternal sidekick class. Nobody knows who you are. Losers.
>>158814032
A truly shocking development, can we just skip the summer school and resits because we both know it won't change anything besides kinda have an awesome summer tournement arch planned that will never be animated.
>>158813957
Only if we get to do some more interesting stuff later.
>>158814767
>>158785100
Hi class /a/, remember to hand over your copy and remember to answer it seriously, or teacher would get mad.
>>158815628
I wonder if it's ok if i puthousewife
>>158789281
>>158815628
Emperor it is.
>>158815628
Professionalhandholder
>>158815628
I'm gonna be an office lady!
>>158805934
it's still used from time to time, just in the last year i remember seeing it a couple times, so if you can't recognize it you are a newfag, plain and simple
Anybody catch the confed cup this week?
>>158815628
>>158816691
Watching CMR vs AUS rn desu
>>158816776
You can't do that during class!
>>158816849
Baka iinchou
>>158791739
Back of the class towards the window, same as everyone else.
>>158785100
anyone wanna check in for sum desh, fuck class is boring lets wag.
>>158789281
>>158816849
Can't do shit about that, class rep.