Your waifu has just been tricked by Kyuubei into becoming a mahou

How would that work if my waifu is kyuubei?

What if she's already magical?

>>158387594
Her prior magical employment couldn't possibly be worse than this one

It's genocide time.

>>158387967
>implying that you can hurt the QBs
good luck with that

>>158388018
>implying they weren't BTFO by Madoka

>>158388018
They aren't immortal, there are just a lot of them. With enough firepower anything can be destroyed.

>>158388806
No they weren't, Madoka let them off easy

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>>158387408
ruru breaka

>>158388920
I don't have the webm, but when they broke Homuras barrier Madoka eliminated 1000s of them with her arrows

>>158387408
But I have a corruption fetish.

>>158387408
Can I become a Mahou Shoujo too?

>>158387408
Become a mahou myself.

>>158389074
That depends: what makes you worth the effort when you release no anti-entropy energy when you witch?

>>158387408
Break up with her and get away from all the crazy shit that's going to happen asap.

>>158387408
I call upon the Universe itself to apply a mere 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of its strength to correct this issue. It already gives some people in Meguca visions that have nothing to do with the Incubators, such as Madoka's dream or that one girl with foresight po- Orika? Yeah I think it was Orika, she had a vision before she even met the little bastard.

>>158389112
Well I want to die anyways, so there's enough despair to collect

>>158389142
>she falls to despair immediately due to the breakup and now her witch form is dedicated to hunting you down
good job

>>158389202
>witch form is dedicated to hunting you down
???
Maybe it's explained in one of the spin-off mangas, but that doesn't seem like what a witch would do.

>>158389148
But seeing the future was Orika's entire power.

>>158389149
It's not only the despair, it's the mood swing from hope -> despair. Guys don't normally mood swing hard enough to be worth Kyubey's while, so he's going to take some convincing.

>>158387408
Get her pregnant, before she dies. Then move on to the next seasonal waifu.

Adopt that cat.

>>158387408
Throw away soul gem
Proceed to walk away with a real sex doll

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>>158389643
>Guys don't normally mood swing hard enough to be worth Kyubey's while

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11928613/1/Magical-Girl

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>>158387408
Nothing really changed.

>>158389643
I consider watching the new Berserk adaptation.
It can't be that bad, right?

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>>158387408
Is it upgrade or downgrade in the raw power department?

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>>158390512
>It can't be that bad, right?

>>158389520
She had it before she was a Meguca. Kyubei just gave her the ability to use it whenever.

>>158391525
Shit, no. I was wrong. It was when she was testing out her powers the first time. That's extremely strange to me.

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She can handle herself

>>158390497
Anon, what the fuck is this?

>>158392221
A disaster.

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>>158387473
I don't know how it works, but it works pretty well.

>>158387408
>Tricked
Reminder QB grants wishes, gives magical powers, and never once tells a lie. Almost anyone would willingly become a mahou shoujo without regrets.

>>158389643
>Guys don't normally mood swing hard enough
So wish to be a girl, problem solved.

>>158392958
>and never once tells a lie

>There's a chance you can save Sayaka!
>Of course there was no chance, it was obviously impossible.

>>158389654
Would the child of a meguca also be mahou?

>>158393029
But Sayaka did end up getting "saved" in the new universe.

>>158387408
waifus (male) cant become magical girls... right?

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>>158387408
>But she's a witch....

Cosplay sex

>>158387408
So did the sequels clarify what incubators actually are or did it lose itself in yuri fanservice ?

>>158393110
If she contracted with Kyuubey she could finally get her magic back.

>>158393238
They're a race of space squirrels who want to use your soul power to reverse entropy. What else needs explaining?

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Well, fuck.

>>158393090
Are you saying the Incubators knew Madoka would knew all of this shit would happen, and straight up have played everyone for fools? Does Homura even have ACTUAL control over there post-Rebellion?

>>158393460
*the Incubators knew that Madoka would become a God and knew all of this

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>>158387408
Beat the system and make QB her bitch.

>>158393809
Please do not bully the QB