Why's /a/ so slow?

Why would you want it to be fast?
Fast boards are shit.

/a/'s speed is just fine.

slow /a/ is comfy /a/

>slow
Are you joking? /a/ is lightspeed now. Threads 404 in under 2 hours. I want a return to the days when it was 1/4th the speed it is now.

>>158344237
poshn

Why is Ruby so rapeable?

>>158345940
defenseless little kitten
which also means fapping to her would eventually become boring and stale.

I want to see Ruby nude.

>>158344237
/a/ should be even slower.

>>158346199
I want to have sex with Ruby.

>>158345940
Very gullible

how is /a/ even remotely slow? the best /a/ has been recently was the four hours that captcha didn't work.

>>158345940
Ruby Kurosawa is a big baby.

>>158346485
Again? How long ago?