/a/, this is the anime monkey paw. Dare you use its forbidden power?

>>158296072
gonna jerk off with it

>>158296104

The soft fur feels amazing against your dick, causing you to fall into furfaggotry.

I wish that Tohsaka was real!

>>158296072
I wish Kubo started a monthly manga!

>>158296172

Eh, they all seem pretty happy.

>>158296072
It can't bring my waifu to life.

>>158296072
I wish Takagi would stop teasing Nishikata

>>158296172
Why not just monster girl faggotry?
Are you projecting?

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>>158296238
>the author dies of a sudden and unexpected brain hemorage, causing the manga to end with no satisfying conclusion

>>158296072
a good darker than black season 2 or bleach anime rebooted

>>158296372
Oh well, we had chapter 31, we know what happens anyway.

>>158296072
I wish we would have subs done by professionals and released on a reliable schedule so we don't have to deal with drama and delays.

>>158296518
>they cost money

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I want to fix shaft

That monkey just makes you do what was already in your power to satisfy your real motivation for the wish. All wishes are going to be "I wish I enjoyed this more" and sleepwalking autolobotomies.

>>158296694
>he buys back 4chan to shut it down for good
It's gotta suck seeing your baby turn into this shithole.

>>158296776

It was always a shithole.

Its just not OUR shithole anymore.

>>158296220

Go on...try.

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>>158296072
I want to be a cute girl, like Barbara! She has such a nice body and great personality!

>>158296898
then why are you here, faggot? go somewhere else like
>>>/reddit/

>>158296072
Kill kyoani

>>158296072
Do something to me that I will really fucking hate.

>>158296898
You're right, it's not ours. Kek has done quite well to keep the website up though for a god.

>>158296981
Fuck off. Why'd you have to go and ruin my night, faggot?

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I wish for Akko's yay to be restored.

I wish for lwa posters and trigger niggers to fuck off back to their respective homeboards.

>>158296072
I wish Manglobe would came back to life

I wish for more monkey paws.

>>158296072
I wish I could always get the same feeling of hype or enjoyment when re-watching a series like I did the first time.

>>158298013
Granted. They go back to their home board. As in, they stay on /a/ because you were too stupid to realize this is their home board.

>>158296072
I wish to become an extremely cute loli.

>>158296072
I wish for all the fujo fans to turn into het and /u/ fans

>>158298171
>and /u/ fans
/u/ fans are as annoying as the fujos, that wouldn't change anything.

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>>158298108
have all the monkey paws in the world

>>158298205
I was thinking more in terms of sales and budgets rather than threads.

>>158296072
Yea sure, im used to life fucking me over in a ridiculous ways.

I wish for Anno to proclaim Rebuilds as his greatest mistake and choke on a dick shortly afterwards.

>>158298207
>>158298207
>I wish for more monkey paws.
>gets the 100 monkey paws existing in the world.
>the negative side effect of every single desire gets multiply by 100.

>>158296072
i wish the monkey paw worked properly and didn't try to twist my wish into something negative

>>158296072
I read xxxHolic, it didn't end well

>>158298313
He chokes on your dick and you get done for murder

>>158298075
>Daiz is running it
>also, everything they make looks like Berserk 2016

A full adaption of the Berserk manga, atleast up until they get to the boat.

>>158298491
Granted, but the animation is even worse, and there's more CLANG.

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>>158296072
>Dare you use its forbidden power?
I think I already did? This is not what I had in mind when I wished Symphogear would get gayer.

>>158298457
>anon's penis getting ripped and teleported into Anno's throat.
>DNA analysis confirms, that, it is indeed anons dick

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I wish /a/ was deleted

>>158298124

Omedetto ! You just got alzheimer !

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>>158296072
I wish for Shaft to make a CCC anime with Tamamo as the heroine.

>>158298491
We all know that monkey pawn exist and this was probably the first wish

>>158298831
Done, but now every board discusses exclusively anime.

The light novel industry collapses in Japan

>>158298884
And its reborn in france

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>>158298882

>>158298884

Granted. It collapses for six months, then comes back stronger than ever

>>158296072
I want to what to know why it's for use I can't.

I wish all currently planned anime western live-action adaptations would be cancelled with no hope of return.

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>>158296072
I'm more interested in what's on the other end of that paw.

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I want to be poplar!

>>158296072
What could go wrong?

Give me a new attractive sister who is yandere for me.

>>158299106
You do get a sister, but since the definition of yandere has become muddled, she's only mildly obsessed with you.

>>158299178
oh noooooooo

>>158296072
I want my high-school crush to suffer brain damage that causes her to mindlessly crave my sexual gratification.

>>158299237
Granted, but it's because she hits her head in your presence, and her family presses charges on you, and you're forced to switch to a new school in a different town because of it, at the very least.

>>158299282
I can work with these circumstances.

>>158296072
i would like a soup

I wish for an anime about weight gain that gives /a/ a weight gain fetish!

>>158299518
Galko already exists.

>>158299518
The second cour is about getting fit. All of the girls become bodybuilders.
/a/ becomes /fit/ 2.0.

>>158299375
gets monkey head soup

>>158299827
oh okay

>>158296072
can I have a different soup

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>>158296072
I wish for a cute tomboyish (2D) girlfriend (tomboys are a miracle of the universe, other miracles include: spats, brown (2D) girls and underboob)

>>158299893
If you love soup so much why don't you marry SOUP?

>>158299910
you are right

>>158296072
I want to marry a soup

>>158299563
Shit, I should have said a good anime with attractive girls!

>>158299910
Cause I’m already married to justice.

>>158299904
Granted, but she is literally 2 dimensional.

>>158296072
I want to hypnotize a cute girl several times and condition her into obsessing over serving me!

>>158299997
That's why you force her into the third dimension by pushing your dick into her.

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>>158299997
Good, just as planned.

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>>158299078

>>158300221
that would be atom splitting anon

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>>158296948
>still not granted

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I wish for all anime series to be ongoing and regularly updated until their stories are naturally concluded
>pic related as example

>>158296948
go to bed cara

>>158300498
Who?

I want /a/ to stop hating normal people.

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>>158296072
I WISH FOR A CUTE (MALE) GF

>>158300587
You fall into depression that eventually causes you to begin crossdressing. Your progressively worsening mental state eventually makes you believe you are your own gf.

>>158296961
Other studios have no reason to pick up their more humane salaries and business practices; the industry continues to strangle itself.

>>158298126
>I've been here all summer

>>158300642
Jokes on you that's already happening

Like right now, Im wearing panties

One foot in the mud already

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>>158296072
I wish Kircheis was alive

>>158300735

>>>158249772
Go back to your own thread

>>158300735
He comes back to life but in a new horrific adaptation which butchers the original piece

Just like the new Code Geass

>>158300735
You find low quality yaoi doujin involving him and group of terraists in alternate timeline where he survived.

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>>158300777
Trips confirm

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>>158296072
Already did. I'm sorry.

>>158298627
>bavarian illuminati

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>>158300777
That's already happening.

>>158300881
>>158300712

The paw Retroactively works

>>158296072
Of course. I wised for a new Kino anime and that worked perfectly fine. I have no idea why people say bad things about the paw.

>>158300451
Granted, but they all become terrible 3DCG.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

>>158301444
You get a really dry sandwich, just 2 pieces of brown bread with a few slices of turkey in between. No butter, no cranberry sauce or anything.

>>158301444
You get a living turkey with two pieces of bread stuck to his belly and back.

>>158301444
You get a toast sandwich with edible art of a turkey drawn onto the bread

>>158301632
Who puts butter on a turkey sandwich?

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After seeing what the Monkey's Paw did to the new Berserk anime, I'm not touching that shit with a twelve foot pole.

>>158302520
Jesus, that's beyond terrible.

>>158296072
New season of Big O

Doujin featuring both monkey and bat, both are wearing summer dresses with spats underneath

Season 2 of Amagi Brilliant Park

>>158302971
The doujin is drawn in the style of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls.

>>158296208
What horrendous punishment would come from that?

>>158304964
Kubo making a monthly manga.

>>158300712
Wait, are you me?

Because I'm doing it now too

Or ARE YOU MY ALTERNATE IDENTITY CAUSED BY DEPRESSION ??

>>158302971
>New season of Big O
It pulls an Eureka Seven AO and everybody hates it.
>Doujin featuring both monkey and bat, both are wearing summer dresses with spats underneath
Turns out to be a futa, scat, and guro doujin.
>Season 2 of Amagi Brilliant Park
Animated by Satelight. KyoAni instead animates another garbage LN.

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>>158296072
i wanna be a little girl

>>158301444
Turkey sandwich is my favorite anime. Even the anime-only episodes were god-tier.

>>158296072
I wish for an anime adaptation of every single movie Ilumination has and will ever release.

>>158308548
This wish goes through with no problems; everyone else has to suffer the misfortune.

>>158296072
I want an infinite amount of weeb bucks to buy all the weebshit I could ever want.

>>158296072
>Index III
>Its full CG
At this point, I'd take anything

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I wish for a good sequel to Initial D
Maybe with some other character we know as the MC.

>>158308144
You get to be, but so do other anons that want to so it's not a very unique thing to do. Also, you specifically, not any of the others, must service an old man with your body.

>>158310347

Granted. They decide to go all in and make the entire show CGI. Also it's about Itsuki

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>>158296072
I WANT A HOUSEKI NO KUNI ANIME ADAPTATION

>>158310487
Granted. But it's in 3D.
http://land-of-the-lustrous.com/

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>>158310600
YEEES!
NOOOO!

Curse you monkey paw!

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>>158310469
>Itsuki
You've fallen into my trap!
I actually liked Itsuki, and that's why I wished for "some other character as MC"

>All CGI
Not too bad, the show has always been about the CG cars anyway

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>>158299590

>>158312008
Oh my, we can't have it all going your way now can we?
Itsuki gets reckless and crashes in his last race. He's forced into life support due to the damage of the crash, and the episode ends with his friends realizing it'll be impossible for him to recover and unplugging him.

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>>158312161

>>158296072
I want to punch things really hard

>>158312008
How did some people hate Itsuki? He was always my favorite character besides Iketani.

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I wish to fuck EVERY anime girl

>>158302971
>New season of Big O
Why the hell isn't this a thing? Adult Swim helped make Space Dandy and flcl Seasons 2 and 3, why not Big O as well?

>>158312161

Too real, bro.

>>158312008

Wouldn't it be so delightfully subversive if Itsuki goes around challenging other drivers, and even though he loses every time, he still gains skills, and in a friendly match with Takumi, he actually manages to keep up, leaving Takumi amazed his friend has come so far.

I want PSG s2

The monkey paw twist would be either that it's done by fucking Trigger or by nuGainax, so either way it would suck

>>158312535
Sorry man, there has to be some downside to make it not fully satisfactory for you. As much as I also like Itsuki

>>158312473
Granted, but it's just you fucking a picture of each of them on some paper.

>>158296072
touch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFA8V9SlZZM

I wish I was a little bit taller

>>158310394
no big deal why do you think i wanted to be a little girl in the first place ;P

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>>158312423
>>158312535
>>158312584
I honestly think that Itsuki is actually is the most interesting character in the show.
His love life sucks, but he keeps on trying.
He doesn't have godlike driving skills, but he's learning slowly, also he has someone to look up to, and learn from.

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>>158312628
Granted.
The height you gain, is subtracted from your dick 1:1

>>158312726
To get in a loving relationship with a cute man who likes little girls that you can have a mutual love with and then serve his dick?

>>158296072
I already did. That's how the Zaregoto anime happened.

>>158312502
Toys didn't sell.

I wish for a Death Note

>>158314524
You get it, but it's just a standard merch notebook and not a real one.

>>158296072
>Dare you use its forbidden power?

I learned my lesson

>>158314673
Then it's not a death note, it's just a note book. Our contract is void.

>>158296072
I wish for the rest of Berserk to get animated!

Big O gets a full 25 episode rework without the mechas, with new characters and more gadgets.

>>158296072
Delete all Touhou, Kancolle, and Idolmaster doujins from existence!
They are cluttering up my sadpanda!

>>158314969
What are you a fuckin fag? No deal, even a monkeys paw gotta jack off sometimes.

>>158314758
Alright then. You get one, but just five seconds later are struck with extremely painful arthritis and lose your ability to write.

>>158314969
Sure, but sadpanda is also "de-cluttered" by being forced out of existence through some means. Perhaps funding, or possibly legal trouble.

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>>158301288

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>>158296072
I would revive Numachi.

I wish to use the monkey's paw

I wish that Code Geass R3 is an even bigger trainwreck than R2. I want unexplained character revivals and out of nowhere deaths god damn it

>>158317818
Granted. From now on you can only feel sexual satisfaction when jerking off using the monkey's paw.

>>158296072
I wish Togashi was passionate and hard-working!

>>158296072
I wish someone besides Kishimoto would draw the Boruto manga.

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>>158318043
Welp.

>>158318043
Granted, it's Chris-chan.

>>158318012
Granted. Togashi is only passionate and hard-working after HxH is axed

>>158296072
I wish the sequel manga for my favourite series gets translated into English and/or gets an anime adaptation.

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>>158296072

>>158296072
My wish is that I like the outcome of any wish I make with the monkeys paw.

>>158318427
Granted.

You can't make anymore wishes with the monkey's paw.

>>158318493
I am pleased by this outcome, it was my plan all along.

>>158318377
It gets translated by Babelfish.

Suddenly remove all anime, causing the world to end

>>158308216
Gouda-chan best cheese. That bitch Swiss-chan shouldn't have won the Turkeybowl. Still mad.

Have RWBY sell more than Kemono Friends in Japan.

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"I only just thought of it," Anon-kun said hysterically. "Why didn't I think of it before? Why didn't you think of it?"

-W.W. Jacobs, "The Monkey's Paw"

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Touhou gets a high-production, non-lore breaking anime adaptation.

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>>158321025
Anon...

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Yes, these monkey paws are much more effective than witches or wraiths.

>>158296072
i want to be a cute girl and ravished by dicks

>>158321846

You get kidnapped by a group of people all named richard.

I want to die.

>>158321971
seems fine as long as im a cute girl

>>158323054
Richard has no dick. Every single one of them.

>>158322181
granted, but you have rubber nen

>>158296072
I want Guilty Crown to have a proper epilogue

>>158296072
I want another season of Haruhi!

>>158326099
It's endless eight, eight time over.

>>158301444
Your bread appears on the eastern and western borders of turkey.

>>158312874
That's not fair, he can only get two inches taller, then.

>>158296072
I want to have my own dimension. Let me specify the details if it's allowed.
I am its one, lone and unchallenged god and I can shape it in any way I so desire. I can also alter my form to anything I want. I can erase my own memories and live as a mortal before recovering them and all my godly powers upon death. I can also choose to "die" as a god if I get too bored or depressed and return to life at the point where I would recover my will to live.
I am otherwise immortal and cannot die or be killed in my true form.

>>158326229
Unless he becomes a woman with a very large vagina or something

>>158296072
I wish that I could turn back time.

Another season of Slayers.
Honestly, how much more could they fuck it up?

>>158296072
Why else do you think the current Berserk anime exists?

>>158327358
To punish mankind for its sins.

>>158300735
Granted, but he and Reinhard eventually have an irreconcilable disagreement (with Oberstein as the catalyst) leading to Kircheis defecting to the FPA. Reinhard dies before they are reunited.

>>158296072
Don't fall for it /a/! That's not a monkey's paw!

>>158296072
I wish One Piece was cancelled

>>158326271
You have it, but there's no actual way to enter it.

>>158296072

I'd paw her monkey.

>>158315063
Just as planned.

>>158296072
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

>>158332661
You become taller, but lose your ability to walk. You become a b-ball player but lose every game and your teammates hate your guts. You have a girl who looks good but when you call her she's fucking other dudes.

>>158296072
I want this wish not to come true

>>158326755
Granted, but now the guilt is all your and you can't live without the trust of those you love.

>>158332807
Granted. Now you also have crippling depression for good measure.

I want to be a senators son, I want to be a fortunate one.

>>158332059
>>158296072

I'd monkey her paw

I wish for summerfags and reddit to stay.

>>158333159
/a/nons find out that you did it and kill you.

>>158333159
Granted. Also /a/'s mod is transfered to /x/.

Time to ruin some highly anticipated S3's.