ITT: Hillariously impractical anime weapons

>>158271561
Where is the blue haired guy looking?

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>>158271561

>>158271561
>presenting you head like this for obvious attack

I hate shonen anime.

Anyone have that pciture of some character with an entire coat filled with single shot derringers or something like that?

>>158271561
>the parody of dumb shonen cliches makes fun of dumb shonen cliches
Medaka box was fun

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>>158271707
Just saying, this wasn't the most ridiculous weapon setup in Trigun.

>>158271607

But a handgun is very practical.

>>158272499
There is one condition to it. The whole Killy theme must play before it fires.

>>158272122

Quantity aside that's not really all that weird. Millie's volt cannon was far weirder

>>158272760
what a smug cunt

>>158272760
They sort of exist though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urumi

>>158273979
The volt cannon was like today's "bean bag" gun. A non lethal firearm(yes, it may cause fractures, concussion, internal bleeding and more. But not as lethal as a bullet).

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>>158271561
He has no thumbs what the fuck

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Straws of death!

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still love it tho

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Even if you were physically able to swing it, you would be ridiculously slow. Not only that, but if you miss, you're so full of openings that it would be easy for an armed opponent to kill you.

>>158276003
Its not actually impractical exactly, when you have vampire strength it probably feels like air so the imbalance means nothing.

>>158276045
>fag who can't even swing a sword too big too rough to be considered a sword
>can't into slab of iron

Shiggydiggydoo

>>158271561
yeah, only a retard actually thinks using fists is any good

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>>158276108
You can't just keep saying "It's not actually impractical because..." when pretty much every character listed so far has some in-universe justification that keeps the weapon from being a useless piece of shit. In Alucard's case, it's because he's extremely strong and his vampire magic stretches out his eight round mags to two hundred, anyone else trying to use it would end up looking like a retard.
I think the battleaxe in All You Need Is Kill is a great example of an intentionally impractical weapon that only works because you need to fucking die at least 150 times practicing with it until you learn how to use it properly. For anyone who doesn't have Dark Souls immortality (which is basically everyone except like two people) it's so impractical that carrying it is pretty much outright suicide.

>>158276605
Its practical when it makes logical sense to use it in a given scenario.
i.e. battleaxe is now useful because you'd otherwise run out of weapons to use.
gun because he's vampire strong.
guts sword because he's fighting giant demons from hell and it doesn't really matter.
Something like >>158275718
on the other hand is just all around impractical and makes no sense and has no real justification.

A lot of anime weapons just look stupid for the sake of looking different and never have a good reasoning.

>>158271561
Why is his dick wearing a shoe?