This is my wife! Say something nice to her!

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>>157730149
!reh ot ecin ghihtemos yaS !efiw ym is sihT

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>>157730209
This is a thread for MY wife, not yours

figuratively?

>>157730149
She's gay

>>157730149
She's your wife... in a parallel dimension.

>>157730149
I want to bury my face in her crotch

>>157732133
Maybe that anon is a girl.

But I can see Subaru marrying some loser guy as a joke and then dump him for his mother or a sister.

>>157732219
Kanbaru of the present isn't that cruel
Kanbaru from the beginning of the series might do that though, if she really wanted to fuck the mother or something

>>157730149
She's suppose to be a perverted gay girl who likes the occasional yaoi manga. Yet was suppose to function as a fun character to move the plot along.

Sad to say that in the last season we can see she has fallen for the harem bullshit and has became no more than a dick craving slut with no comedic effect. How in the hell did she manage to contribute to the plot by being an idiotic cock sucker I have no clue.

>>157730149
How can she be your wife when she's my wife?

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>>157730149
She's best girl.

>>157732478
She's just teasing Araragi, she's the kind of girl to make jokes like "Nice cock, I'll suck it for you" especially since Araragi would never actually fuck her

Though I agree it feels like even though she was brought along for the plot last season she didn't really do anything, which is annoying.

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Why do monkey threads always die so quickly? It's not fair.

>>157730149
Nice bulge.

>>157730149
OP are you a lesbian?

>>157733980
Most of /a/ are salty that she's a canon lesbian character.

>>157733980
>Dem Suboobies
>Dat Kanbutt
Hnng would clean up her room with her

>>157734695
>There is anything to be salty about when she wants Ragis dick too
Ever wondered if you guys are just a loud minority?

>>157733980
snek threads die quickly as well

>>157733980
>>157734961
Why not just make a monogatari general where both monkey and snake fanboys can bumb the thread together?

>>157735004
>why not use teamwork and understanding to achieve a common goal
>on one of the most insular, elitist, discourteous boards on 4chan

just listen to yourself, anon

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>>157733980
Somehow younger me found this unattractive, I just don't understand how my taste was ever that shit.

>>157730149

Your wife has a suspiciously large bulge in her shorts.

>>157730149
eat up

>>157735647
She is an unashamed exhibitionist, pretty likely she's hiding a vibrator down there.

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She has a very nice butt

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>>157737523

>>157737523
This. I'm not a monkey fan but this is objectively the best monogatari butt

>>157730209
>>157730253
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. I'd fuck both you're waifus.

>>157736359
I don't get it.

Araragi doesn't get boners to her. He rather fuck his sisters

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>>157730149
>that bulge

>>157730149
She's a tomboy, and she's very pretty. I'm a crabfag myself, but I admit you've got yourself quite a catch.

>>157739835
>I'm a crabfag myself
You people actually exist?

>>157740064
I want a girlfriend who's witty, will cook for me and take me out on stargazing dates. So yes, I like crab.

>>157730149

Gay

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Black Hanekawa is very pretty.

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>>157733980
they dont usually die quickly
only lately because there is nothing new to discuss, and people end up bumping the dead thread until they are bored