what would you do in this situation?

Look for a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter.

Am I the skeleton or the girl

Worst girl

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Puke because I just touched some oppai piggu's flesh.

Logout and masturbate.

Squeeze.

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>>157718558
What the fuck is with that hand.

have my way with her, WITH MY BONER

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Call the thot police.

>>157719327
learn to reverse image search

BONE HER

that should rip of her skin

anime logic

>>157718558
Niggeredo is better

>>157718558
Bow my head and say "SASUGA AINZ-SAMA!"

What do you guys expect from Volume 12 before it releases?

>>157721043
Her main stat is defense.

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So what is she? Also how come Big Boss Butler was barely used

Give her the bone.
Seriously, Ainz could probably make Albedo climax just by giving her his arm to play with. Girl wants her calcium.

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>>157719046
The girl
>>157718558
Step 1 - Use the genderbending belt on Ainz. Doesn't matter if he turns into a human girl or feminine skeleton.

Step 2 - Molest Ainz(female)

That's what i would do

>>157718558
Something something boner.

>>157722759
Season 2

>>157718558
I'd bone 'er

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Rape until pregnancy is always the only right choice, just remember to use some special protection like a anti soul-steal ring.

Weep non-existent tears of joy that I have left behind my shit life

Fuck her in the ass

>>157724236
>Rape
No.
Consensual lovemaking.

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A cute.

>>157718558
Beg Ainz-sama to keep feeling me up.

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>>157724704
But this is the cutest.
PA and Narb is the real OTP.

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>>157723603

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>>157718558
Get aroused, tell her to leave, and call for Shalltear.

>>157718558
RIP AND TEAR

I was super invested in the first episode of this anime until this exact scene. Who checks on their reality by grabbing someones tits?

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>>157725128

>>157725463
Oh Ainz pls I need some translations.

Touch me Shalltear-sama
And SIT on me!

>>157725518
>not sitting on the stoolpire
Subs pls

>>157725303
Any lewd action means instaban in the Game(SJWs instituted a no rape law in videogames), if he can do a lewd action it means he is no longer in the game.

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It's time to put an end to all this Shalltear chair bullying meme

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>>157725847
>bullying

But she loves being treated like a chair

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>>157725847
Would rather have a REAL Vampire

should i watch this anime for her?

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>>157725847

>>157726492
LN is more elaborate, but you can look up the Albedo scenes on youtube if thirsty yanderes is all you are looking for.

Would they still like Ainz if they knew he was a human?

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>>157725847

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>>157726769
Yes

>>157726769
Ainz is ainz, he could be a pile of dirt and they'd still call him a god and want him inside them.

>>157718558
Since skeletons can't have sex, I'd probably seek some magic to become fleshy.

>>157726769

They would love Ainz no matter who he is, simply because he is the only master who did not abandon the guild and the npcs.

Ainz should have played as a vampire, he would still have a dick to impregnate Albedo and immortality.

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>>157722475
I want it to be an Enri vol, she BTFO of the demons with help from the dwarves and momon and saves ainz from jaldoboath.

>>157718558
fuck her. I'm tired of anime characters not fucking the sex beasts being thrown at them for no reason other than "shit, if he actually gets laid then the pathetic perma virgin neet can't self insert as well.

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Why was her voice actress so good? The performance really stood out.

>>157728566
Kinda hard to dick her when you are all bones

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>>157728603
Cause Aoi Yuki.

>>157728357
Nigga liches are far better then vampires. First you have no base needs/instincts ruling you like hungry or sleep. Second no glaring weakness (sunlight etc). Third vampires are for faggots

>>157728603
Madoka

>>157728654
What about your boner?

>>157728603
Some of the lines must have been quite hard to do, sounds like there would be quite a bit of straining.

I really liked her character, even her death felt good.

>>157728357
No more fucking Vampires, I NEED more Liches in any form of media.

>>157729055
youre a humerous fellow arent you?

>>157729296
i guess you could say he really spongebob

>>157728729

I understand that liches are on a better power level than vampires, but the lack of a dick really hurts the lich situation.

If I am going to be stuck in a alternate world with a yandere succubus, at least I want to have a dick to enjoy her.

Truth be told, being a half-dragon/half-human hybrid would be better.

>>157718558

Hey she's into it may as well go for the other hand

>>157718558
Suck skeletor dick.

>>157718558
Nothing. What can you really do as a pile of bones?