Megumin Monday

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Megumin is old and busted

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any drawfag willing to take a request of Kazuma and Megumin making passionate love like the spoiler?

worthless JC slut

>>157521089
>worthless
She is not worthless if she can be used as groups cock-sleeve.

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>>157520885

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Explain to me what is happening at this scene.

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>>157521816
Crimson Mage got ahold of her next copulation target.

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>>157520965
>two months ago
>"Aqua is the new hot stuff now!"
>Megumin actually remained the hot stuff despite barely appearing in S2
What did they mean by this?

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>Monday

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>>157522796
Aqua is literal shit?

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>go to restaurant with Megumin
>make her order from the kids menu

>go to amusement park with Megumin
>go on rollercoasters she is too short for

>offer to teach Megumin how to drive
>she can't touch the pedals

>buy house for you and Megumin
>store everything in the top shelves she can't reach

>she expects another prank
>tell her you love her

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>>157520965
>>157521089
>>157521128
>>157521283
>>157522796
>>157523214
Megumin Monday has always been friendly and drama free. Please be nice for her!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJHC_qBt4Y ~

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Megumin has a HUGE brain that is requires so much energy that it prevents chest growth. Post your most euphoric and manipulative Megumemes.

>>157523613
Will Bakuen go on to adapt Continued Explosions or will the main manga do it?

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>>157523619
It may not look like it, but pic related is Megumin functioning at her highest capacity. After casting Explosion, her brain functions skyrocket and she starts solving hundreds of difficult equations while experiencing mana depletion euphoria.

>>157523613
Even tho Cecily's personality disgusts me. She is pretty hot.

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>>157523552
she's so cute!

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>>157523830
Cecily has all of Aqua's flaws increased tenfold. I am worried about such a dangerous woman being around Megumin!

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>>157523830

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>>157520885
I want to share my Fig Newtons with Megumin and her cat.

>>157524006
she molests her in the bath but we don't know to what extent

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This is the ideal female body.

>>157520885
I really wish this show got another 60 or so episodes

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>>157524080
>she molests her in the bath
Why is the Axis cult so full of pedos and degenerates?

>>157524184
honestly that's borderline too thick

>>157520885
What's the appeal of this shit chuuni?

>>157524225
Because of Aqua's shitty doctrine

>>157524221
Maybe if you'd quit sinning, anon.

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>>157524282
She's actually on the thin side, her hips are just too wide.

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I want to treat Megumin to a meal.

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>145cm
>roughly 40kg

More like Manhandling Monday

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>>157524533
And tomorrow will be Rejecting Tuesday?

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>>157524533
The lack of new content has made me want to lewdpost less. I really miss her desu.

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>>157524533
To be entirely honest I regret screencapping that anon's post and re-posting it several times...
There really was no reason to screen cap it. Only got two replies, but it just sounded so hot at the time.

>>157524643
Why though? It's not really a negative pasta. It doesn't hurt the character like the Yunyun miscarriage pasta.

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>>157524720
Eh.
I guess you make a good point, but I actually liked the Yunyun miscarriage pasta since it was actually creative.

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>>157524619
If I was a millionaire, I'd spend a chunk of my fortune to fund S3 myself

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>>157524774
Yes, but now people can't post Yunyun without someone posting the comic. Meanwhile the manhandling pasta has made its way to the Eromanga-sensei threads and isn't exclusively associated with Megumin.

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Your going on a date with her! What would you like her to wear?

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>>157524786
I'd fund a movie adaptation of volume 5 first, then S3

>>157524615
No.

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>>157524821

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>>157524844
Her clothes in pic related is what I want!

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>>157524844
We've been over this before, but just so it's clear...
Light red sundress, light tan wide brim sunhat, her leather choker, and sandals.

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WIP

Only have base colors and some of the cloths dark shading do so far....

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>>157524844
Call me unoriginal but her Alcanretia clothes were just perfect.

>>157524225
>Start a cult where youre allowed to do anything you feel like.
Its not really that suprising its filled with people who want to do things that th rest of society finds sickening

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>>157524972
Oh man this is seriously adorable.

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>>157524972
>the color choices
>that coloring

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>>157524972

>>157524972
why does kazuma look like he wants to fuck me?

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I don't really feel like lewdposting anymore

>>157525054
Those colors are faithful to the anime you baka

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>>157523265
>tell you love her
>tell her you got a gift for her
>it's shampoo
>for kids

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>>157525074
Same. I feel like comfy bedposting now.

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>>157525182
Sounds good to me

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>>157524972
SOON
O
O
N

>>157525020
Thanks
>>157525054
Won't be too much left of them by the time it's done, the base colors are just the mid-range of the set. I'm using screen grabs plus the Cheers art book as reference...That said, I've been doing color for only about a month so I'm no pro.
>>157525071
?
>>157525072
He's supposed to both happy and embarrassed by his family there a bit.

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>>157525211
The amount of details in this one is amazing.

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>>157525212
>"Wow, this looks like some cute vanilla!"
>tags: cervix penetration

>>157525221
>?
I'm old, cute things make me sweat.

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>>157525247
This is pretty common in vanilla doujins desu

>>157525233
But the doll ruins it every time.

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Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>157525264
Ahh well..that's good I guess?
>>157525211
I wish I was this good...
>>157525212
I wish this was translated, too many good Megumin doujinshi untranslated...

>>157525247
The cervix is the next hymen, silly.

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>>157525449
I'm the guy who translated Kono Yuetsu ni Hitarisou Nandesu ga. I'm currently translating Kono Bakuretsu Musume ni Ecstasy wo and I intend to do more if no groups pick them up.

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I-i-is it weird that I would like to massage Megumin's feet and suck on her toes?

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Hey guys it's me, Megumin!
That Aqua girl is pretty cool, don't you think? Haha

>>157525635
But that girl is from Kancolle.

>>157525534
You are doing God's work then! The best Megumin doujinshi have cute banter and awkward first time sex...so not being able to read them takes allot of the potential appeal away...

>>157521057
Well I'm not sure if this counts but I'm working on a drawing in which Kazuma takes Megumin and passionately brushes her teeth

>>157525693
I agree, that's actually why I picked up doujin translation. It sucks that most Megumin doujins don't get picked up because they're difficult to clean.

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What do you guys feed your Megumin?

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>>157525804
Now if only someone else then decensored them the world would be improved in full.

The world needs more Megumin, especially pajamas cuddling Megumin!

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>>157525879
A balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins that cause a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions within her body to break down her food into usable energy.

>>157525879
Love juice.

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Where do crimson demons place on the chart?

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>>157525879
Whatever she wants off of the guild menu.

>>157526088
>snail soup
>sauteed worms
>escargot
>snake stew
What kind of guild is this?

>>157524972
Adorable

>>157525799
>brushes her teeth
nisemonogatari.gif

>>157526135
Vietnamese guild maybe.

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>watch the show wondering what the fuss about Megumin is
>end up falling for her

>>157526525
i wanna nibble on her inner thighs

>>157526525
The greatest thighs in all of anime.

>>157525569
Foot fetishism is pretty low-tier on the degeneracy chart. For instance, do you know what I want to do with Megumin?
Handholding.

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>>157527005
Why is it so low?

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>>157527196
Exploding castles together is much more degenerate!

>>157527450
It's a shame Komekko eats the chocolate...

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>>157527499
Komekko is so fucking cute.

>>157527725
She is, but after her kitchen stunt and the chocolate eating I kinda wanted Megumin to spank her some....

Still, I like to imagine her as the prototype for Meg x Kazuma kids!

>>157526077
On Nymphomaniac.

>>157524972
>mirin my gains?

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>>157528749
I wonder how many times Kazuma does the "hai hai" joke to his kids.

Why do people like Megumeme? She's nothing special
>inb4 muh LNs
Who the fuck reads light novels?

>>157524972
cuuute

>>157529390
Because she's special, even going by the anime alone. The way she's bent on living her life the way she wants is ridiculously cute, she's never boring to watch and she's a distinctive character. The real wonder is how can people dislike her.

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>>157529390

>>157529558
>reading light novels means not reading anything
I mean, if I want to read books, I'll pick an actual book, not young adult pulp fiction

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>After I finished my dinner at bar, I opened up Megumin’s purse to pay off the tab…

>“…”

>The purse was filled with coupons and almost-complete point cards, I dug through them and found a 1000 Eris bill.

>“100 Eris is your change. Thank you and come again!”

>Why do I feel so guilty over spending Megumin’s money?

>With all those point cards and coupons, I had a vague the feeling that she would make an excellent housewife. But spending her money weighted heavily on my conscience.

>She’s entrusted me with just about all of her money, and she sends most of her withdrawals home to her family.

>Alright, she’s getting more of her money back next time, even if she objects.

What did he mean by this?

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>>157529815
He feels really bad about using his poorfag girlfriend's money.

>>157529711
>if I want to read books, I'll pick an actual book
And if people want to read light novels, they'll read light novels. Your statement implies that all light novels are the same and all books are the same.

What's wring with wanting to read a light novel of Konosuba if you want more story and information regarding Konosuba?

You're trying to be pretentious but you're just making yourself look stupid.

>>157529815
Why is Megumin so poor,
Anons don't you feel bad for her?

>>157529711
Wow it's sounds like you're taking reading very seriously. For me it's not a big deal to read books, it took me five evenings to read all konosuba books.It was pretty good reading to relax my brain before sleep.

>>157526088
I wish this shit was on PC. I want to play again and blow some shit up as the Wizard but there's no way I'm hooking up my PS3.

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>>157530039
I do.

>>157530039
Megumeme has no one to blame but herself for being poor though. She could easily be a top tier mage and take on a whole variety of quests if she didn't focus so much on explosion magic.

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What does her Bandage smell like?

>>157530188
sweaty feet

>>157529815
Is this stuff from volume 11?

>>157530232
Yup. Volume 11 has a few nice scenes like this one.

>>157530179 #
The thing is, she's not poor anymore. Kazuma feels bad for using the money she sends home.

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She is a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb.

>>157530388
is Vol 11 being translated yet? Or is it just up to Vol 10 for now?

>>157530443
Volume 11 hasn't been translated yet except for five scenes. yuNS is currently working on Continued Explosions.
Here's the 5 scenes in question and a summary:
https://pastebin.com/bXq8svVp
https://pastebin.com/xN6FuZF2
https://pastebin.com/8MTNaJ9y
https://pastebin.com/LFJcsHAw
https://pastebin.com/WiaVrDzW
http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/157230361/#q157287915

>>157530480
Nice, good that it's picked up by someone.

>>157530480
>the Yuiyui excerpt
everytime

>>157530927
She truly is best mom. She gave birth to our favorite tactical missile and she's even rooting for best ship.

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>browsing nyaa.pantsu.cat
>click Megumin

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>>157531164
Fucking amazing.

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>>157524972
>>>/deviantart/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/gaiaonline/
>>>/reddit/

Fucking normalfags and their cancer shitting up muh Konosuba.

>>157531227
>>157531164
It's not the first time I see posts like this, but I can't find her anywhere

>>157531284
Change to night mode

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>>157531262
Relax. Eat some watermelon.

>>157531311
Ohhhh I see...

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>>157531284
Click the sun next to the banner. If you still can't see Megumin, clear your cache.

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>>157531358
Her voice isn't as cute as I remembered.

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>>157531262
People from here are the ones who requested this though. Do you not like cute things?

>>157531408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJHC_qBt4Y
Listen to this.

>>157531464
>This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc.. It is not available in your country.
Land of the free.

Ill look it up on google.

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>>157531475
Nevermind it's impossible to find on google. I forgot how mainstream Konosuba got and the search results are flooded with shitty remixes and covers.

>>157531530
Try putting pwn in front of youtube in the url. That's how I watch shit

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>>157531530
https://my.mixtape.moe/rtophd.mp3

>>157531530
I dunno will it help you or not.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30965322

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>>157520965

>>157531530
>actually having this reaction to that scene
and I thought I had issues

>>>/e/2076645
Are these the perfect Megumin proportions?

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reminder: she's thirteen

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>>157532075
legal in her world

>>157532075
She's 14 now

>>157531627
I want Rie to voice Megumin again!

>>157532145
15 actually

>>157532222
She's almost 15, but not yet.

>>157532247
Once she hits 15 90% us will stop finding her attractive.

>>157532312
>implying we actually care about her age

>>157532222
Too old.

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>>157532331
could you say the same thing in front of that?

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>>157532742
My love for Megumin is unconditional.

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do not reply to canadians

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>>157532899
>tfw I remember /spa/ and the comfy Megumin thread

>>157520885
>some people STILL haven't grown tired of megushit

>>157532978
yeah, the majority

>>157533013
>threads on life support

>>157533050
check the ip count

>>157533050
>fast threads
>/a/
You arrived 3 years too late.

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Why do shitposters shitpost on threads they hate?

>>157533222
anons are allowed to post on any thread they want to if you want megumeme monday it's not going to be a pure circle jerk tough shit

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>>157533222
They lack a containment thread.

>>157533290
The point is that you entered a thread full of things you don't like. Do you enjoy being angry?

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It's time for the best grill mates.

>>157533374
It's time for you to make a separate thread actually.

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>>157533374
Every time I make a Konosuba thread somebody posts lolicon, I'm sick of it.

>>157533412
>we should have seperate circlejerk threads for every waifu in every show as opposed to one containment thread
nope

>>157533468 was meant for >>157533412

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>when the 3-man Aqua IRC raids the Monday thread

Aqua is cute, but she's definitely no megumin.

How do you guys cope with megumin not being real? I've never felt this melancholic before.

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>>157533617
As long as she's finding happiness then I'm fine.

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>>157533617
>How do you guys cope with megumin not being real?
Lots of Megumin art, rewatching my favorite episodes. I also ordered the nendo.

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Megumin belongs to Russia.

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>>157525879
Meat

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>>157533861
Explain pls

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>>157534958
it's a russian saying, "fork in the eye or once in the ass"
she chose the former

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>>157534750
What kind of meat anon?

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>>157535114
Pogos, shishkebabs, hot dogs, smokies, sausage, burritos, things like that.

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>>157533468
Make an Aqua thread and state nicely in the OP that you don't want anything else being posted. If someone tries to shit up your thread, hide and ignore.

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>>157535114
MEGUMIN IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK DIGNIFIED AT ALL TIMES
THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED, DEEN!

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>>157521089
What's wrong with being a slut?

>>157520965
>Megumin is old and busted
>posts Aqua
???

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>>157531947
>Are these the perfect Megumin proportions?
Fuck yes.

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>>157535609
>t. aqua

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>>157535609
Is there anything slutty about Megumin though? She only wants one man.

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>>157536320
Megumin is the purest of them all!

>>157536320
She will transit to adulthood in volume 12.

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>>157535094
but why

>>157537524
The biggest Russian imageboard is owned by a huge Megufag and he put her all over the site. She's a genuine Internet icon there

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>>157530188
gunpowder

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>>157535094
>slavs

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>>157537772
Megumin can be slav too!

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>>157537772
I'm sorry for posting that picture. No one likes seeing wounded Megumin even if she did it herself.

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Just how smug can a Megumin get?

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>>157537983
Little girls shouldn't be allowed to be smug!

>>157520885
Daily reminder that Megumin belongs to people of Russia

Мегумин принадлежит России. Everyone who disagress will be reported to Kremlin immediately.

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>>157538187
America dropped a Megumin on ISIS not too long ago. More proof that Megumin belongs to the western world!

>>157538187
Megumin has enough love to wash over the entire earth.

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>tfw current situation forces me to nofap but can't stop thinking about Megumin

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>>157538187
Oh fuck off, Megumin belongs to no one!

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Megumin is so desirable entire nations fight over her

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brute force

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>>157537524
>>157537604
>>157537772
>>157538265
It's true though.

>>157538761
Fapping is degenerate and lowers your testosterone, you'll need energy when Berkeley tries to start a Communist revolution anon.

>>157538955
Only the strongest nations deserve a perfect waifu.

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>go for a nice walk in the wilderness with an adorable little minx
>witness the power of the atom brought upon the beautiful countryside
>get lots of exercise hiking back home with a 40kg backpack, holding her by her smooth soft thighs
>wash her depleted body in the bath

I would gladly make this my daily routine even if it took 8 hours out of my day

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>>157539466
Kazuma complains all the time but he's genuinely living the dream.

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>>157536320

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Why will nobody draw a Megumin & Miuna crossover?

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>>157540433
It's an unlikely pair. I don't think any pixiv artist has any interest in our Monday frenzy.

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>>157539634
I wonder if she secretly hopes he takes advantage of her after an explosion

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>There's people who like the fake alcoholic goddess and the 11-year old dumbass when this blonde queen exists.

>>157540872
Reducing characters to archetypes never works well. I could reduce Darkness to an useless pervert too.
Besides, what you did for Megumin is just calling her names.

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>>157540533
What does her butt smell like?

>>157540977
>to an useless pervert too.
Hey, she's definitely not useless.

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>Finally got around to watching Konosuba S2
>Episode 9 already
>Don't want to finish it.

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>>157538955
Just imagine resting your head on her chest with her arm on your back. So comfy.

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I want to become Megumin!

>>157541323
Let me manhandle.

I want to gently lie Megumin down on my bedroom's floor, then place marbles on her chest to make sure the room is level.

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>>157541373
Uh oh, she started chanting.

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Will it ever be topped?

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>>157541363
Only if you are Kazuma

>>157541513
its a tie between the doujin you posted and https://nhentai.net/g/193922/

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>>157541621
I am Kazuma.

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I'm so sorry

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>>157541794
It's fine. At least you made it yourself and aren't reposting content from FB.

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>>157541794
>kissanime
kys.

>>157541845
Why does everyone ship Megumin and Kazuma when they aren't even the main couple?

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>>157541751
Sorry twerp but I'm Kazuma, and Megumin is mine to fuck alone.

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>>157541995
But they are, secondary-kun.

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>>157541997
Sorry, but Rance can't touch this.

>>157541929
This guy created Megumins race what sort of reward should we give him?

>>157542161
megumin stop posting

>>157542199
That's the Alcanretia bath manager, the magic scientist who created the Crimson Demons died centuries ago.

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>>157542161
Fine, you little asshole. Let's do this!

>>157542142
First girl always wins.

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>>157541997
I am not your toy to be manhandled, I am a Megumin, the most fearsome practitioner of explosion magic on this planet, and commander of my own destiny. Leave us be this instant, or become cinders in the embrace of crimson hellfire.

>>157542461
Aqua is not a girl.

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How does she twist her body like that? Why is it so beautiful?

>>157542461
Tractor girl is definitely going to win Kazuma's heart.

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>>157542486
I got explosion magic of my own, just to let you know.

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>>157524844
I pick NATURAL.

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>>157542615
She has spine problems, hopefully they are never corrected.

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>>157543220
I'm sure she's just puffing her chest out to make it look bigger, but she'll really end up with back problems if she keeps doing that.

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Was it rape?

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>>157543544
No, but the excalibur thing on the other hand... it changed him forever.

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>>157543372
I'm not sure if she is capable of standing up straight.

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>>157544016
She is, that's when you notice most how charmingly slender her body is.

>>157544112
How /u/ is yunyun?

>>157544924
Wanting to fuck your female friend is pretty /u/.

>>157521057
/fit/ approved sexual relations

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18 year old Megu

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25 year old Megu

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32 year old Megu

>>157545616
>>157545651
>>157545677
Where's 40 year-old?

Give it to me straight, /a/. Is this show any good? It and Re:Zero have been hyped incessantly by my friends for a while and I need to know.

>>157546185
It's very funny and won't disappoint you.

>>157546237
Thanks anon, I'll take your word for it.

Also, what the deal with the so-called "invisible panties?"

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>>157544112
T H I N N

>>157546415
Just a meme the anime conjured up. Think of it as Hestia's boobs string thing.

>>157532843
>DING
ok anon wanna tell us the truth now?

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I... I wrote a song for Megumin.

"You are my Megumin,
My mage Megumin
You make my heart explode,
when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear,
how much I love you.
Tractor-kun, please take
my life away."

I hope she likes it.

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>>157539466
I can't. This is just too ideal.
Megumin is the blessing the title refers to.

>>157529390
Baby's first waifu

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>>157547652
>Tractor-kun, please take
>my life away.
hits very close to home

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>>157547652
>Tractor-kun, please take
>my life away

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i just saw an awful and shocking megumin pic please comfort me

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>>157548394

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Post the exact moment you fell in love

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>>157548949

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>>157548949
She was already my favorite but that scene made me one of her worshipers.

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Waga na wa Megumin!

https://roundwavecrusher.bandcamp.com/track/bakuretsu-mahou

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>>157549388
>Megumin-inspired music
I wouldn't like it if it wasn't Megumin but thanks for sharing.

>>157549540
If the track stops playing for you (there is a limit), just clear cookies for bandcamp.com. Or just download the mp3.

>>157521089
>JC
She doesn't even go to school, fgt

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>>157550818
She did.

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>>157547652
Tractor-kun, come for me.

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>>157551186
>tractor-kun sends you to Australia
>something wrong happens and you're reborn into a goblin
What would you do?

>>157551344
Still better than a miserable Megumin-less life desu

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Anons, newfag on anime here, i want to read everything from Konosuba, but where?

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>>157551525
http://skythewoodtl.com/fanfic-gifting/
https://crimsonmagic.me/konosuba/
Have fun.

>>157551525
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/0B0aIS-pg2QnOa2R2dTFNc1NMSFk

>>157551525
Take your time and don't rush through it.

>>157551571
>>157551589
>>157551616

Thank u all

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>>157551616
>He can't speed read
I bet you watch your anime at 1.0x speed too.

>>157552078
You did well to delete this. I was about to trace you and stuff.

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>my Megu folder on my phone now has more images on it than the rest of the images on my phone combined

I'm scared to let normalfags handle my phone.

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>>157552759
I actually have two Megumin wallpapers on my phone, so I never let people touch it because I can't bring myself to remove her.

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>>157552827
>>157552759
Guys, explain me one thing. Why are you giving a fuck about what others will think?

>>157553095
>friend looks at your pictures
>sees a bunch of pics of a 14 year-old anime witch being sexualized

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>>157552827
You live life on the edge, anon.
>>157553095
Because if people start talking about how you have hundreds of pics of a little cartoon girl on your phone, there are real life consequences. Normals love drama and judging people about things they don't understand.

>>157526344
Viet here, can confirm
Shits delicious

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>>157537604
What the fuck
What's the biggest one here? 2ch? 0chan? dobrochan? Ы-chan? the fuck I haven't seen Megumins

>>157553286
2ch.hk

I've been skipping this show since last year
Should I regret this?

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>>157553500
Yes. Please join our ranks.

>>157547652
The fuck

Have you also written a YunYun one? Cause it's like 90% the same shit

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>>157553146
>>157553095
>>157552827
>>157552759
>doing war games operation
>take picture of something that is classified
>50 year old warrant officer tells me that he wants to witness me deleting the picture for security reasons
>open my image folder, picture of the object is surrounded by dozens of a 13 year old anime witch, half of them pornographic
>delete picture without him seeing it
>warrant asks me to scroll through all the pics on my phone to make sure I deleted it
>just delete entire folder instead and lose over a thousand Megumins accumulated over 10 months

>>157553500
Yes, you missed the good threads
All that's left now is image dumping, blogging, and a smattering of discussion

>>157553633
>the good threads
All the threads we've had after episode 5 of S2 were utter shit.

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>>157553600
Good lord anon, that must have been stressful.

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>>157553146
First of all - who knows she's 14? You can't tell how old is 2D girl just by looking at her. And second - why do you need lewd Megumin on your smartphone? There are a lot of cute Megumin arts here.
>>157553170
I dunno, maybe it's just my acquaintances who doesn't care. One of my friends has a Suiseiseki on his debit card, the other one has Chloe Moretz sticker on the window of his car and the third one has porn stars wallpapers on his phone.

>>157553769
>why do you need lewd Megumin on your smartphone
Onani.

>>157553600
Life is suffering.

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>>157553804
Ok, i personally can't fap on her - she's too cute, but i get it.But why you have to save all this images?Internet is everywhere nowadays, you can just watch them online. You also can use cloud to store pictures like this

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>>157554104
Good point. I guess I just want to save as many images of my waifu as possible in case things get lost. I didn't think about using a Cloud though, thanks for the suggestion.

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Is there anything wrong with lewding Megumin? I think as long as you keep it vanilla and avoid hurtful bullying there's nothing wrong with it. She wants to be seen as a grown woman and is smart enough to know she dresses sexy after all.

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>>157554250
You're welcome, bro.

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AQUA