Path of explosions
any drawfag willing to take a request of Kazuma and Megumin making passionate love like the spoiler?
Explain to me what is happening at this scene.
Crimson Mage got ahold of her next copulation target.
>two months ago
>"Aqua is the new hot stuff now!"
>Megumin actually remained the hot stuff despite barely appearing in S2
What did they mean by this?
>go to restaurant with Megumin
>make her order from the kids menu
>go to amusement park with Megumin
>go on rollercoasters she is too short for
>offer to teach Megumin how to drive
>she can't touch the pedals
>buy house for you and Megumin
>store everything in the top shelves she can't reach
she expects another prank
tell her you love her
Megumin Monday has always been friendly and drama free. Please be nice for her!
Megumin has a HUGE brain that is requires so much energy that it prevents chest growth. Post your most euphoric and manipulative Megumemes.
It may not look like it, but pic related is Megumin functioning at her highest capacity. After casting Explosion, her brain functions skyrocket and she starts solving hundreds of difficult equations while experiencing mana depletion euphoria.
Cecily has all of Aqua's flaws increased tenfold. I am worried about such a dangerous woman being around Megumin!
I want to share my Fig Newtons with Megumin and her cat.
>she molests her in the bath
Why is the Axis cult so full of pedos and degenerates?
She's actually on the thin side, her hips are just too wide.
More like Manhandling Monday
The lack of new content has made me want to lewdpost less. I really miss her desu.
To be entirely honest I regret screencapping that anon's post and re-posting it several times...
There really was no reason to screen cap it. Only got two replies, but it just sounded so hot at the time.
I guess you make a good point, but I actually liked the Yunyun miscarriage pasta since it was actually creative.
If I was a millionaire, I'd spend a chunk of my fortune to fund S3 myself
Yes, but now people can't post Yunyun without someone posting the comic. Meanwhile the manhandling pasta has made its way to the Eromanga-sensei threads and isn't exclusively associated with Megumin.
Your going on a date with her! What would you like her to wear?
a movie adaptation of volume 5 first, then S3
Her clothes in pic related is what I want!
We've been over this before, but just so it's clear...
Light red sundress, light tan wide brim sunhat, her leather choker, and sandals.
Only have base colors and some of the cloths dark shading do so far....
Call me unoriginal but her Alcanretia clothes were just perfect.
>Start a cult where youre allowed to do anything you feel like.
Its not really that suprising its filled with people who want to do things that th rest of society finds sickening
Oh man this is seriously adorable.
I don't really feel like lewdposting anymore
>tell you love her
>tell her you got a gift for her
Same. I feel like comfy bedposting now.
Won't be too much left of them by the time it's done, the base colors are just the mid-range of the set. I'm using screen grabs plus the Cheers art book as reference...That said, I've been doing color for only about a month so I'm no pro.
He's supposed to both happy and embarrassed by his family there a bit.
The amount of details in this one is amazing.
>"Wow, this looks like some cute vanilla!"
>tags: cervix penetration
This is pretty common in vanilla doujins desu
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
Ahh well..that's good I guess?
I wish I was this good...
I wish this was translated, too many good Megumin doujinshi untranslated...
I'm the guy who translated Kono Yuetsu ni Hitarisou Nandesu ga. I'm currently translating Kono Bakuretsu Musume ni Ecstasy wo and I intend to do more if no groups pick them up.
I-i-is it weird that I would like to massage Megumin's feet and suck on her toes?
Hey guys it's me, Megumin!
That Aqua girl is pretty cool, don't you think? Haha
You are doing God's work then! The best Megumin doujinshi have cute banter and awkward first time sex...so not being able to read them takes allot of the potential appeal away...
What do you guys feed your Megumin?
Now if only someone else then decensored them the world would be improved in full.
The world needs more Megumin, especially pajamas cuddling Megumin!
A balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins that cause a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions within her body to break down her food into usable energy.
Whatever she wants off of the guild menu.
>watch the show wondering what the fuss about Megumin is
>end up falling for her
Why is it so low?
Exploding castles together is much more degenerate!
I wonder how many times Kazuma does the "hai hai" joke to his kids.
Because she's special, even going by the anime alone. The way she's bent on living her life the way she wants is ridiculously cute, she's never boring to watch and she's a distinctive character. The real wonder is how can people dislike her.
>After I finished my dinner at bar, I opened up Megumin’s purse to pay off the tab…
>The purse was filled with coupons and almost-complete point cards, I dug through them and found a 1000 Eris bill.
>“100 Eris is your change. Thank you and come again!”
>Why do I feel so guilty over spending Megumin’s money?
>With all those point cards and coupons, I had a vague the feeling that she would make an excellent housewife. But spending her money weighted heavily on my conscience.
>She’s entrusted me with just about all of her money, and she sends most of her withdrawals home to her family.
>Alright, she’s getting more of her money back next time, even if she objects.
What did he mean by this?
He feels really bad about using his poorfag girlfriend's money.
>if I want to read books, I'll pick an actual book
And if people want to read light novels, they'll read light novels. Your statement implies that all light novels are the same and all books are the same.
What's wring with wanting to read a light novel of Konosuba if you want more story and information regarding Konosuba?
You're trying to be pretentious but you're just making yourself look stupid.
Wow it's sounds like you're taking reading very seriously. For me it's not a big deal to read books, it took me five evenings to read all konosuba books.It was pretty good reading to relax my brain before sleep.
Megumeme has no one to blame but herself for being poor though. She could easily be a top tier mage and take on a whole variety of quests if she didn't focus so much on explosion magic.
She is a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb.
Volume 11 hasn't been translated yet except for five scenes. yuNS is currently working on Continued Explosions.
Here's the 5 scenes in question and a summary:
Fucking normalfags and their cancer shitting up muh Konosuba.
Click the sun next to the banner. If you still can't see Megumin, clear your cache.
Her voice isn't as cute as I remembered.
People from here are the ones who requested this though. Do you not like cute things?
Nevermind it's impossible to find on google. I forgot how mainstream Konosuba got and the search results are flooded with shitty remixes and covers.
could you say the same thing in front of that?
My love for Megumin is unconditional.
>tfw I remember /spa/ and the comfy Megumin thread
Every time I make a Konosuba thread somebody posts lolicon, I'm sick of it.
As long as she's finding happiness then I'm fine.
>How do you guys cope with megumin not being real?
Lots of Megumin art, rewatching my favorite episodes. I also ordered the nendo.
it's a russian saying, "fork in the eye or once in the ass"
she chose the former
Pogos, shishkebabs, hot dogs, smokies, sausage, burritos, things like that.
Make an Aqua thread and state
nicelyin the OP that you don't want anything else being posted. If someone tries to shit up your thread, hide and ignore.
MEGUMIN IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK DIGNIFIED AT ALL TIMES
THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED, DEEN!
What's wrong with being a slut?
>Are these the perfect Megumin proportions?
Is there anything slutty about Megumin though? She only wants one man.
I'm sorry for posting that picture. No one likes seeing wounded Megumin even if she did it herself.
Little girls shouldn't be allowed to be smug!
America dropped a Megumin on ISIS not too long ago. More proof that Megumin belongs to the western world!
>tfw current situation forces me to nofap but can't stop thinking about Megumin
Oh fuck off, Megumin belongs to no one!
Megumin is so desirable entire nations fight over her
It's true though.
Fapping is degenerate and lowers your testosterone, you'll need energy when Berkeley tries to start a Communist revolution anon.
Only the strongest nations deserve a perfect waifu.
>go for a nice walk in the wilderness with an adorable little minx
>witness the power of the atom brought upon the beautiful countryside
>get lots of exercise hiking back home with a 40kg backpack, holding her by her smooth soft thighs
>wash her depleted body in the bath
I would gladly make this my daily routine even if it took 8 hours out of my day
Kazuma complains all the time but he's genuinely living the dream.
Why will nobody draw a Megumin & Miuna crossover?
It's an unlikely pair. I don't think any pixiv artist has any interest in our Monday frenzy.
I wonder if she secretly hopes he takes advantage of her after an explosion
>There's people who like the fake alcoholic goddess and the 11-year old dumbass when this blonde queen exists.
>Finally got around to watching Konosuba S2
>Episode 9 already
>Don't want to finish it.
Just imagine resting your head on her chest with her arm on your back. So comfy.
I want to
It's fine. At least you made it yourself and aren't reposting content from FB.
Sorry twerp but I'm Kazuma, and Megumin is mine to fuck alone.
I am not your toy to be manhandled, I am a Megumin, the most fearsome practitioner of explosion magic on this planet, and commander of my own destiny. Leave us be this instant, or become cinders in the embrace of crimson hellfire.
How does she twist her body like that? Why is it so beautiful?
I got explosion magic of my own, just to let you know.
She has spine problems, hopefully they are never corrected.
I'm sure she's just puffing her chest out to make it look bigger, but she'll really end up with back problems if she keeps doing that.
No, but the excalibur thing on the other hand... it changed him forever.
I'm not sure if she is capable of standing up straight.
She is, that's when you notice most how charmingly slender her body is.
I... I wrote a song for Megumin.
"You are my Megumin,
My mage Megumin
You make my heart explode,
when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear,
how much I love you.
Tractor-kun, please take
my life away."
I hope she likes it.
I can't. This is just too ideal.
Megumin is the blessing the title refers to.
>Tractor-kun, please take
>my life away.
hits very close to home
>Tractor-kun, please take
>my life away
i just saw an awful and shocking megumin pic please comfort me
She was already my favorite but that scene made me one of her worshipers.
Waga na wa Megumin!
I wouldn't like it if it wasn't Megumin but thanks for sharing.
>tractor-kun sends you to Australia
>something wrong happens and you're reborn into a goblin
What would you do?
Anons, newfag on anime here, i want to read everything from Konosuba, but where?
>He can't speed read
I bet you watch your anime at 1.0x speed too.
>my Megu folder on my phone now has more images on it than the rest of the images on my phone combined
I'm scared to let normalfags handle my phone.
I actually have two Megumin wallpapers on my phone, so I never let people touch it because I can't bring myself to remove her.
Guys, explain me one thing. Why are you giving a fuck about what others will think?
You live life on the edge, anon.
Because if people start talking about how you have hundreds of pics of a little cartoon girl on your phone, there are real life consequences. Normals love drama and judging people about things they don't understand.
What the fuck
What's the biggest one here? 2ch? 0chan? dobrochan? Ы-chan? the fuck I haven't seen Megumins
>doing war games operation
>take picture of something that is classified
>50 year old warrant officer tells me that he wants to witness me deleting the picture for security reasons
>open my image folder, picture of the object is surrounded by dozens of a 13 year old anime witch, half of them pornographic
>delete picture without him seeing it
>warrant asks me to scroll through all the pics on my phone to make sure I deleted it
>just delete entire folder instead and lose over a thousand Megumins accumulated over 10 months
Good lord anon, that must have been stressful.
First of all - who knows she's 14? You can't tell how old is 2D girl just by looking at her. And second - why do you need lewd Megumin on your smartphone? There are a lot of cute Megumin arts here.
I dunno, maybe it's just my acquaintances who doesn't care. One of my friends has a Suiseiseki on his debit card, the other one has Chloe Moretz sticker on the window of his car and the third one has porn stars wallpapers on his phone.
Ok, i personally can't fap on her - she's too cute, but i get it.But why you have to save all this images?Internet is everywhere nowadays, you can just watch them online. You also can use cloud to store pictures like this
Good point. I guess I just want to save as many images of my waifu as possible in case things get lost. I didn't think about using a Cloud though, thanks for the suggestion.
Is there anything wrong with lewding Megumin? I think as long as you keep it vanilla and avoid hurtful bullying there's nothing wrong with it. She wants to be seen as a grown woman and is smart enough to know she dresses sexy after all.
Even though you're right about Megumin. I still can't fap to her. Especially doujins with her and Kazuma. While reading about their relationship development over time in the LN. I can't bring myself to fap over something that's pure and elegant. Do you know what I mean?
Explosion is funny the first time because of the overkill factor. After that it's funny because of how everyone in Axel just comes to accept it as a part of daily life. It's also funny when she threatens to unleash it in inappropriate situations.
>As I was wondering how to shut Aqua up, Megumin took off her eye patch and said:
>“Very well, since you want to think of Kazuma as a terrorist, I will show you what a real terrorist is like… Hey, what are you doing!? Release me!”
I really wish I had her beautiful, svelte little body. Imagine being so small, so slender, so flexible.
Imagine her standing on her tippy toes while grabbing your collar to pull you in for a kiss.
she has her moments, but she's way better in the anime thanks to voice acting. Megaman and Aqua both hold up better in the LN. Darkness is mostly for the other characters to make jokes at her expense.
Darkness was already by my least favorite by far, a shame she is even more boring in the LN. At least she's hot instead of a cowtitted fatty.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
>pillows on chairs to look normal sitting at a table
>bars at chest height
>needing stepladders to reach ANYTHING
>getting carded for EVERYTHING
>honest to god 'you are not tall enough to ride this' moments
>kids section or tailors for life
>trying to dress appropriately and getting laughed at for wearing 'grown-up clothes'
I honestly overhear people sometimes who are apparently scandalized that 'my parents dress me so inappropriately'. Someday I'll just turn around and scream "I'm __ years old you shitcans!"
Oh, no, my mistake. I do it every chance I get and drink their shock and revulsion like sweet ambrosia.
>doesn't work for Yunyun
>Megumin somehow manages to be even cuter
How can any girl ever compete?
What are your hopes for the OVA(besides a sequel announcement)?
I'm hoping for a beach episode.
Megumin would look cute in about anything. I actually want to see her cosplay Aqua or Wiz.
Well, I can't really argue against your experience, but I still hold that I'd rather be her than me.
same thing happened with the Emilia/Megumin swap. I think the main factor is actually that Megumin's outfit is designed to fit her specifically. Big, floppy hat and cloak on a small girl looks cuter. Red matches her color scheme. Belt, wraps, and gloves for the chuuni factor. Yunyun is a less developed character (though still pretty developed for a side character) and her clothes aren't necessarily designed with her personality in mind.
What was your reaction when you got to this page in the LN?
I thought it was a succubus dream at first, but then "it" happened...
That's your prerogative, I'm just reminding you everything has it's price.
Then you can have people do everything for you and feel like a waste of human life that's incapable of independence?
Or you could always become embittered to your lifestyle, refuse all help and struggle to learn to do things you never had to before, not only dealing with the issue of your size but the crushing embarrassment and mortification that you're only learning how to take care of yourself this late in life.
But at least you're still cute.
For however long that lasts
And now I'm ranting. Ugh. Inb4 go back to /soc/
Same here. I want to see her wear a wide assortment of outfits.
How long it take to put on her leg bandages every morning?