Pic related.
Aoba is cute, so no issue
All those crazy demons might pose a problem but otherwise I'm fine with this.
>>157509349
I'm Goku I guess
>>157509349
Not bad
Can I pick one of the girls or do I have to settle for Kyouya's boipussy?
>>157509349
>Hanabi from Kuzu no Honkai
>Eromanga-sensei
Shit, do I get to be the MC and marry the imouto instead?
>>157509349
IF its chars counterattack am i married to amuro or char
>>157510562
It's OK when he's wearing a skirt he's a girl.
>>157510913
>tfw best girl doesn't actually exist even in the she appears in
Time to repopulate the earth
fuck
>Pink Aoi
I could do worse. She might make for a fun wife.
I'm not sure it's even legal.
>Hunter x Hunter
I'm currently working my way through Yorknewdubbedso does that mean I'm married to Kurapika?
So fucked...
I'm fucked
>Madoka
Not bad at all
>>157509349
>Dr. Tenma
Welp, it was nice knowing you people.
Absolutely fucked beyond beliefsend help
>>157509349
I'm ok with this
>>157509349
I picked a great time to rewatch GuP.
???
>cute loli wife with the ability to create anything out of thin air
Dear diary: jackpot.
It would be peaceful, but I'd feel bad. Like I was taking advantage of the mentally challenged.
>>157509349
Lum kills me instantaneously.
>>157509349
Fuck yes. I love her so much.
Not fucked at all really, assuming it's just her.
>Married to the mayor of the town
Nice
Absolutely fucked. Guys as dumb as a rock. Never makes any money. My father financially supports us because my husband can't. And he'll basically just abandon me in a loveless sexless marriage to raise his children alone because he's too busy training or being dead.
When he is home I have to spend all my time cooking or repairing his clothes, which he never washes. Then was a mountain of dishes myself. He often leaves holes in the walls.
I try make sure my children get a good education and can be sucessful in life. He goes around behind my back with my so called "friends" to sabotage my efforts.
The only guy that's ever around to help with the housework or kids or offer me any emotional support is the son of a villain and tried to kill my husband and enslave humanity. And whats worse is he doesn't even have a dick, so I can't get any sexual relief from him either.
This gon be good
>>157509349
No just no
>Last manga
Being married to Kaiji would be extremely painful financially.
>Last anime
Being married to Haruhara Haruko would be fun! Fuckin space adventures with robots and shit every day!
Fine by me.
Is he a top or a bottom?
>>157512471
You mean, "I'm boned", right?
>>157512471
He would be a good husband
>>157513041
>implying doctor piccolo cant give his doses
>>157509349
Who is the MC, Six?
I'd marry Six
I'd prefer Ran though
who's the main character of GuP? Miho?
Who is the main character of K-ON?
>Paprika
Alright, could do worse.
>>157509349
It'll be a good time.
She's the MC, right?
>>157509349
I'd probably be worried that she is going off to die before every mission.
>berserk
I'm not sure how this fits in with caska.
>>157509349
I won.
welp..hope we can get it done in 3 minutes,
>>157513148
>Last manga
Manhandling ZA WARUDO sounds fun.
Not bad I guess
>>157516632
If I was a girl I'd marry Guts. He's very well put together. His personality is great too. Of course I'd have to inherit his demons...
>>157516977
Don't break this ship.
Could be worse, she abit under done for a wife but that can be fixed with time.
>>157517057
It is too late, we are already married.
OP said so.
>>157517206
wrong picture, but now we're cursed
Good Luck little duck
>>157509349
Do I get to pick which one I am?
>>157517207
You can still file for divorce, anon--for the greater good.
>>157517285
Papers and panties are meaningless. She is mine now.
Comfy husbando
I would watch an anime about two gay otaku.
>tfw get to be cute little girl
>have best mom
>tfw will suffer like crazy
>its okay because the best girl will protect me through series
>tfw get to become literal god
>save the everyone
>tfw best girl dethrones me and now becomes god so i get to go back to SOL and have easy cozy life with a sexy danger demon protecting me
Sounds good to me
Could be worse.
>>157516405
you are married to a canary yellow Yamaha Rick Marotta HipGig drum set with Zildjian A series non-brilliant cymbals because this is the true MC
At least she's smug.
I am perfectly okay with this. Ninja shrimp is awesome.
Well at least I get to use a pink caddy
>>157516196
Maybe he could stretch his fingers like he does his arms and make a close approximation of a penis.
If I was ChiChi I'd definitely have gotten some strange after Goku died to Cell and didn't come back for years.
I don't even know why she took him back and let him move back in there after he chose to willingly stay dead for years. I wouldn't. I think if my spouse died I'd move on.
Infact I think it's really weird ChiChi didn't move on. She should divorce Goku and make him move out to King Kai's or Master Roshi's or something.
He's seriously the worst husband you could have. The only possible way he could be any crappier is if he had an alcohol or drug addiction.
He even went SSBKK and knocked out his son recently, that's domestic violence.
>>157519704
>I think it's really weird ChiChi didn't move on
It really isn't. No one wants a dirtpoor oldhag with two sons.
>>157512551
Same boat as me, I guess I'll have to take this guy
This is good.
But I'm not gay...
>>157522861
You are now
My wife is into some weird midget stuff, and a little overly cynical, but I still love her.
>>157509349
>watched einzbern consultation room last
Now married to irisviel I guess, pretty good
Can Popura be the MC?
>>157509349
Now I am sad again.
Do I get to drive her?
>>157509349
Oh I just finished rewatching Haruhi too.
I'm afraid it's illegal!
Also why do people act like the true MC of their show isn't the male one? Face it, you're screwed.
>>157524469
>watching anime with male leads
Son you are gay
>>157524587
B-but those are made to appeal to young herbivorous heterosexual males in need of self-insert
YATTA
>Devoted and goofy husbando
>would be the best dad
I won I guess.
>>157512856
>Not fucked at all really
You are right about that at least, enjoy your frigid codemonkey
i aint gay tho
RRRRRRRRG is a kind fuccboi, so I'll be okay
A real hero.
>>157525586
>airi
>MC
Silly faggot, females can't be protagonists in a hentai series unless they're fucktoys by faceless old men
>>157524884
You are aware what your first wedding night will be like?
While he holds you down, he will gently whisper in your ear......"I love Emilia."
So I get to put my dick between their lips while they make out?
Or do I get cucked by lesbians every night?
Not at all.
>>157509349
koybayashi san sort of fucked if it comes with the dragons
Nagisa-kun
I got pretty lucky here
>>157509349
>Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu
I'm completely safe. Any and all threats will be promptly disposed of with high explosives and I can feel comfortable in the company of men.
>Akko
My wife is a baka.
>>157509349
its a fucking dude
Shouya's my husband? I feel pretty bad for Nishimiya. We'll he's a decent dude, but I hope he gets his pep back. Doesn't really seem like a great conversationalist, but we can share an avoidant personality type together. And he's a hard worker, so I'm sure we'll get by fine.
Haruhi was the last show i watched as well and i couldn't be happier!
>>157527310
>>157524187
>>157509349
Isn't Kyon really the MC though
So happy I watched this today.
>>157512546
lmao same here
>>157524884
Why is his hair fixed to be more generic and less ugly?
>>157509349
I think I just hit the jackpot, boys
As long as he stays in this form, fine with me.
>You are now married to the MC of the last anime you watched! How fucked are you?
Hell, that's pretty much the premise of this anime. I've only seen the first two episodes, trying to impress Papa might just kill me.
>>157527578
>fucking a racoon dog
Gross, man. What's wrong with you?
>>157509349
the last anime i finished was 2 months ago
>>157513658
>tfw you will never watch code geass for the first time again
>>157509349
does this mean eren armin or mikasa
i guess that means eren
well it's been nice knowing you all but mikasa is already teleporting behind me
nothing personnel i guess
>>157527644
That season 1 cliffhanger was brutal. I thought it was the end of the series.
>>157509349
Well I'm married to an autist now. I'd rather marry Char or Artesia instead.
im fine
Who is the protagonist, Sisti or Rumia? I'm fine with both anyway.
Your implying Genos will let me take his place
>>157527335
This guy's right. You morons are now all married to Kyon, and a reality-warping hormonal female high schooler is coming for you.may kamina and madoka have mercythey won't
Do I get to sneak a dick into his haremettes?
>>157509349
A wife that geh-s me everytime I come home and has a crazy ass best friend always cockblocking me.
Well still better than what I currently got. I'll take a Kumiko.
>>157509349
>married to a 9 year old
I'm ok with this
I win
>>157527594
>>fucking a racoon dog who can transform into a hot schoolgirl
And it isn't even a trap. If he can do total transformations, he must have no problems turning his boypussy into a real one.
I'm okay with this
Somehow I think she'll make a beautiful and loyal wife, with marriage and settling down taking off the edge off her character.
And of course we don't have to fear for burglars.
>>157528301
>>157510169
You're aware of her sadist tendencies, right?
I'll try my best to turn him into a no-good youkai
>>157509349
I'm okay with this.
Aqua Sama, hmm. Ye I'm fine. Would've preferred megumin tho ;-;
How do we have sex without her turning into a dragon?
>>157528384
You say that like it's a bad thing
>Usagi
Why couldn't Mercury or Jupiter be the MC?
>married to lelouch
what the fuck
the luckiest fucker on this board
I'm okay with this.
>all these faggots thinking they'll marry a female character
OP meant actual MCs, not their girls, you guys will all end up with gar cocks up your assesincluding meand I don't mind
>>157526673
You know the answer anon(
>>157509349
Cozy adventures await.
I'm very happy with my wife Shouko
>tatami galaxy
>watashi
I can't marry myself though
>>157509349
Life is good.
>>157529398
>anon is so lonely he wouldn't even marry himself
>>157529398
Not with that attitude at least
>>157510827
No.
>>157509349
Takahashi-sensei would take good care of me
>>157528699
Read the title again. You're married to Kazuma.
>>157509349
>Akari from Aria
Thank God! My wife is so cute!!
>Shangri-la
Being married to Kuniko would probably be mostly comfy, with chances of just getting executed by the government anyday. I'm in.
>>157528673
Same here
The world is full of light
I'll be screwed one day
Shit, that's gay
Okay, Anons, who here has the best luck?
>Zeta Gundam
At least it's a cute boi
being married to Tamako is pretty ok I guess
better start learning how to make mochi now cause it seems like I'll be making that shit till I die
>>157533830
Technically, it's >>157533526
Anon needs luck to get a girl this lucky
You think she'll be made if I make memes of my wife's face?
Is it degenerate to marry your daughteru?
>>157534387
Forgot pic
>>157517206
good luck little duck
>>157509349
>tfw you're married to a sexy bag
>>157509349
>Cobra
b-but we're both 200% straight
>>157513110
Mikado would make a fine husband. If a mentally unstbale one.
You're in luck anyway, though, since Celty is MC.
I'm fine. It would be nice if my wife was into men, though.
>>157513658
He switches.
>>157519314
She is not the MC, idiot.
>>157509349
>utena
>married to a fucking lesbian
Just fuck me up Proust.
>>157509349
I never asked for this.
autismo
>>157512692
It's just the opposite. Sora won't survive on her own, she needs someone to protect her.
>>157509349
My God is better than your God.
I can live with this.
>>157512471
You're gonna be a lot happier knowing that when some fuckstick king waltz into your backyard with an army and Ainz repels them with just a pregnant goat.
>>157509349
Shit, I'm lucky I finally decided to start watching this. I regret not doing it sooner.
Might as well marry a body pillow
Wtf I'm in prison now.
>>157528384
Good point, but oh well. I got what I got.
>>157533908
>Tfw you will never get to deliver tofu late at night with Takmui drifting everywhere
>Tfw you will never get to suck his dick inside his comfy Trueno
I mean, could certainly be worse, at least I get to be the queen (male) of half the galaxy.
Why do i always get the short end of a stick.
>>157516437
>be this anon
>be married to a spice
>wanna make some goulash
>end up using 2 tbsp of my wife
>>157529330
Nope, you need to get married to Shouya
>>157523655
You can't get married to thin air
>>157520338
Isn't she a princess or some shit?
>>157509349
I hope he's a bottom cause i'm pretty sure he would destroy me.
>>157524978
I get the feeling that she would be cool and collected type that vents all of her sexual frustration with a bit of alcohol.
>Replying to 11 hour old posts
>>157512471
No , it says in the NLs he can't have sex with this body.
>>157540467
There must be a spell for him to obtain a human body temporarily. Maybe even a female one.
I'm wa shocked
>>157509349
My God is better than yours
>>157527644
I didn't need those feels.
Wait, so am I marrying Killy? Or that one cute chick Zuru?
>>157528346
Burglars have to fear for her.
Honestly seems like the perfect wife desu.
She's still a kid so I'll wait until she turns 18.
>>157540585
You should invest in some lube.
>>157540504
It says it drives him mad that he can't fudge albedo or bloodfallen. I'm pretty sure if he had that spell he would have used it.
>>157540762
But anon, she's an eldrich alien monster of god knows how many millenia old. It's ok.
>>157540890
I'm calling the cops
I'm good.
>>157540914
She can just make her body more mature if you ask.
>>157509349
My wife is manlier than I am
>>157541401
>>157509349
I'm sure the sex will be nice.
I-I guess this is ok.
>>157513658
I got him too, at least he'd kill people for me.
>>157509349
Assuming I have the option of MC of opposite gender. Who's the main female MC of Konosuba, Aqua, Megumin or Darkness?
I certainly wouldn't complain.
Akarii~
Oh wait. Who?
I'm fine with Pink Miyamori
>>157544008
>implying Akari is the MC