All those crazy demons might pose a problem but otherwise I'm fine with this.
Can I pick one of the girls or do I have to settle for Kyouya's boipussy?
It's OK when he's wearing a skirt he's a girl.
>cute loli wife with the ability to create anything out of thin air
Dear diary: jackpot.
It would be peaceful, but I'd feel bad. Like I was taking advantage of the mentally challenged.
Fuck yes. I love her so much.
Not fucked at all really, assuming it's just her.
Absolutely fucked. Guys as dumb as a rock. Never makes any money. My father financially supports us because my husband can't. And he'll basically just abandon me in a loveless sexless marriage to raise his children alone because he's too busy training or being dead.
When he is home I have to spend all my time cooking or repairing his clothes, which he never washes. Then was a mountain of dishes myself. He often leaves holes in the walls.
I try make sure my children get a good education and can be sucessful in life. He goes around behind my back with my so called "friends" to sabotage my efforts.
The only guy that's ever around to help with the housework or kids or offer me any emotional support is the son of a villain and tried to kill my husband and enslave humanity. And whats worse is he doesn't even have a dick, so I can't get any sexual relief from him either.
No just no
Being married to Kaiji would be extremely painful financially.
Being married to Haruhara Haruko would be fun! Fuckin space adventures with robots and shit every day!
Is he a top or a bottom?
Who is the MC, Six?
I'd marry Six
I'd prefer Ran though
I'd probably be worried that she is going off to die before every mission.
Manhandling ZA WARUDO sounds fun.
Could be worse, she abit under done for a wife but that can be fixed with time.
wrong picture, but now we're cursed
Good Luck little duck
Do I get to pick which one I am?
Papers and panties are meaningless. She is mine now.
I would watch an anime about two gay otaku.
>tfw get to be cute little girl
>have best mom
>tfw will suffer like crazy
>its okay because the best girl will protect me through series
>tfw get to become literal god
>save the everyone
>tfw best girl dethrones me and now becomes god so i get to go back to SOL and have easy cozy life with a sexy danger demon protecting me
Sounds good to me
you are married to a canary yellow Yamaha Rick Marotta HipGig drum set with Zildjian A series non-brilliant cymbals because this is the true MC
I am perfectly okay with this. Ninja shrimp is awesome.
Well at least I get to use a pink caddy
Maybe he could stretch his fingers like he does his arms and make a close approximation of a penis.
If I was ChiChi I'd definitely have gotten some strange after Goku died to Cell and didn't come back for years.
I don't even know why she took him back and let him move back in there after he chose to willingly stay dead for years. I wouldn't. I think if my spouse died I'd move on.
Infact I think it's really weird ChiChi didn't move on. She should divorce Goku and make him move out to King Kai's or Master Roshi's or something.
He's seriously the worst husband you could have. The only possible way he could be any crappier is if he had an alcohol or drug addiction.
He even went SSBKK and knocked out his son recently, that's domestic violence.
Same boat as me, I guess I'll have to take this guy
But I'm not gay...
My wife is into some weird midget stuff, and a little overly cynical, but I still love her.
I'm afraid it's illegal!
Also why do people act like the true MC of their show isn't the male one? Face it, you're screwed.
>Devoted and goofy husbando
>would be the best dad
I won I guess.
RRRRRRRRG is a kind fuccboi, so I'll be okay
So I get to put my dick between their lips while they make out?
Or do I get cucked by lesbians every night?
I got pretty lucky here
Shouya's my husband? I feel pretty bad for Nishimiya. We'll he's a decent dude, but I hope he gets his pep back. Doesn't really seem like a great conversationalist, but we can share an avoidant personality type together. And he's a hard worker, so I'm sure we'll get by fine.
Haruhi was the last show i watched as well and i couldn't be happier!
Isn't Kyon really the MC though
As long as he stays in this form, fine with me.
>You are now married to the MC of the last anime you watched! How fucked are you?
Hell, that's pretty much the premise of this anime. I've only seen the first two episodes, trying to impress Papa might just kill me.
>tfw you will never watch code geass for the first time again
Well I'm married to an autist now. I'd rather marry Char or Artesia instead.
Do I get to sneak a dick into his haremettes?
>married to a 9 year old
I'm ok with this
>>fucking a racoon dog who can transform into a hot schoolgirl
And it isn't even a trap. If he can do total transformations, he must have no problems turning his boypussy into a real one.
Somehow I think she'll make a beautiful and loyal wife, with marriage and settling down taking off the edge off her character.
And of course we don't have to fear for burglars.
You're aware of her sadist tendencies, right?
I'll try my best to turn him into a no-good youkai
How do we have sex without her turning into a dragon?
Why couldn't Mercury or Jupiter be the MC?
I'm very happy with my wife Shouko
>anon is so lonely he wouldn't even marry himself
Takahashi-sensei would take good care of me
You think she'll be made if I make memes of my wife's face?
>tfw you're married to a sexy bag
I'm fine. It would be nice if my wife was into men, though.
>married to a fucking lesbian
Just fuck me up Proust.
You're gonna be a lot happier knowing that when some fuckstick king waltz into your backyard with an army and Ainz repels them with just a pregnant goat.
Shit, I'm lucky I finally decided to start watching this. I regret not doing it sooner.
Might as well marry a body pillow
Wtf I'm in prison now.
Good point, but oh well. I got what I got.
I mean, could certainly be worse, at least I get to be the queen (male) of half the galaxy.
Why do i always get the short end of a stick.
I hope he's a bottom cause i'm pretty sure he would destroy me.
My God is better than yours
Wait, so am I marrying Killy? Or that one cute chick Zuru?
She's still a kid so I'll wait until she turns 18.
I'm calling the cops
I'm sure the sex will be nice.
I certainly wouldn't complain.
I'm fine with Pink Miyamori