Studio Ghibli director Hayao Miyazaki cancels retirement for

>>157436408
My formatting came out fucked up, don't know why. You get the idea

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>coming out of retirement AGAIN to make anime

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

>>157436408
Who cares about this old grumpy faggot

>>157437910
You do clearly.

>>157436408
Again?

>>157436408
>Miyazaki
>Out of retirement again
Gee, what a surprise.

>>157436408
Again? The old man should just give up, we know he's never going to retire

>>157438281
That's like the 4th time this week.

>>157436408
The old man just keeps saying he's retired because admitting that he's just a filthy and lazy anime NEET in between films embarrasses him to no end.

>>157436408
One day he will die and at the casket ceremony he will announce he's coming back from the dead to direct another movie

>>157436408
Hell be fine

Kek he's so butt blasted about Your Name shattering his records.

>>157436408
Man wants his shekels after all.
>muh art

>>157438387
Don't you dare

>>157438454
I wouldn't be surprised if this was the reason.

Hayao "War is bad but fucking small children is ok'' Miyazaki. Fuck this guy tbqh

>>157438552
Are you saying killing is better then fucking?

>>157438552
To be honest, I'd rather fuck lolis than go to war.

>>157438552
>Killing countless people including children is ok, but sticcking it too early is the worse thing you could possibly do
Found the murican

>>157438552
What's wrong with fucking small children?

>>157438690
Surely fucking is not so different from going to war. And everyone knows going to war against children is a terrible crime.

QED, quid pro quo, etc.

Next Week:
Breaking news, Miyazaki is dead, new movie cancelled.

2 days after that:
BREAKING NEWS, MIYAZAKI CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD, BEATING JESUS' RESPAWN TIME, NEW MOVIE STILL ON TRACK FOR RELEASE

In all honesty, how many times he has done this?
I wanna drive the point home how funny this is to my friends.

S
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>>157438336
He stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back.

>>157436408
I think word he is looking for is vacation

I like to think every time Miyazaki retires he goes to a log cabin, and then every time Ghibli needs him an animator gets sent by helicopter to the cabin to pull him out of retirement.

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>>157438336

>Miyazaki dies
>His family begins the process of cleaning up his home to sell it.
>Finds a room filled with IDOLM@STER shit and thousands of loli doujins + onaholes.
>mfw

>>157439013
There's a 100 different words for the concept of 'overworked into suicide' but there's not a single word for vacation in the japanese language.

>>157438690
>implying war is bad

Killing subhumans is doing Mother Nature a favor to survive.

>>157439098
That's not Miyazaki that's Miura

>>157439183
You aren't tough or cool

>>157439183
the subhumans already won a long time ago. What's 1945?

>Miyazaki comes back from the dead every 100 years to make one last film

>>157436408
Every time.

the hack who cried retirement

>>157436408
"Hayao Miyazaki was a mistake"
-Anime

>implying I'm not already applying as a chance to get a Japanese work visa

Ill show you mom, those 8 years of drawing commissioned furry porn will pay off

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>>157439605
Sorry, pal.

I'm already here and I delivered my application by hand.

Hayao-ojisan said he'd make me the manager.

>>157436408

What theme do you guys think is he going to make? Do you think it's gonna be another fantasy or something with more realism like Kaze no Tachinu?

>>157439732

I can only hope he'll make something which bashes the otaku neet industry market to buttblast all of them before he kicks the bucket.

The greatest and most week known anime film director of all time is going to make another film, of course /a/, or what passes for /a/ these days, would be throwing a fit over it.

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>>157439927
>throwing a fit
Did you even read the thread?

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>>157438716

Why not both?

>>157439732
Pedo love story

>regardless of nationality
Nips are sick of his shit Ghibli has to go begging to foreigners.

Didn't he die already?

>>157439732
It will star an underaged girl, and there will be a nude bath scene just because.

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>Sir, Makoto Shinkai's film made more money than yours.
>Hold my beer.

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>>157440000
>Why not both?
Because that loli is scary.
Lolis are supposed to be cute.

>>157439732
It's gonna be about a boy falling in love with a girl but is unable to confess so he somehow ends up calling the girl's alternate universe counterpart.

Deja Vu.

>it's another hallmark greeting card movie
Miyazaki's a good animator but a horrible writer. If you're gonna watch one of his movies, do it with the sound off.

>>157441333
I've just been in this place before.

>>157441736
Higher on the streets

>>157441536
>do it with the sound off
Why would you miss Joe Hisaishi's music? Just turn the subs off and focus on the OST.

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>>157439732
>valuable companions passed away, which caused him tothink deeply about his own mortality

Death, obviously.

>>157436408
>Hayao Miyazaki cancels retirement for last feature film
Holy shit this nigger.

>>157442128
And I know it's my time to go

PONYO TWO

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>>157436408

>>157438973
He did it with The Wind Rises. His farewell film my ass.

>>157436408
Nice, I'll be looking forward to it. Directly targeting young or amateur artists is a really cool touch, too.

>>157443121
He realised what a piece of shit Wind Rises is and wants to correct the record.

>"retirement"
>"last" film

He does this every movie, why do people keep falling for it?

>>157438314
*hour

>>157443105
Nice tumblr non anime reaction image faggot.

>>157439114

休み

>>157439767
This

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>comes out of retirement
>produces another mediocre film
>a film that shows off how much of a Luddite he is
>a film that shows no innovation and just plays into Japanese nostalgia
>every review gives him a free ride because he's Miyazaki

If I was Toshio Suzuki, I'd tell him to make a fucking Sci-fi. One that actually shows it as a good thing. Get out of your comfort zone, you old fucking fart.

>>157443381
that's obviously just some scribbles.

>>157441536
>but a horrible writer
gb2/tv/ you fanfiction script drool and argue about Marvel capeshit

>>157443491
You're saying an awful lot of dumb things, there.

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>>157440881
Loli can be cute and scary. In fact, it's the best kind of loli.

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>>157443491
>The movie bombs
>He starts complaining how youth has mediocre taste.

>>157443615
No, I'm not.

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>>157439098

>mfw they found that huge trove of furry art from Osamu Tezuka

God only knows what they'll find in Miyazaki's old storage.

>>157443643
>pic
who didn't do that?

So, he's gonna get the Oscar this time right?

>>157436408
>last
Unless he dies immediately after this, it won't be his last.

>>157443690
One of my proudest faps. Not going to lie.

>>157443690
lots and lots of loli panty shots. and nopan shots

I'm really fucking happy about this news. I've almost completed my collection of his films. I had them all but then sold them so I could rebuy the asian releases in blu-ray.

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>>157436408
>Miyazaki was coming out of retirement “for no other reason than he had found a subject worthy of making“.
Based technophobia man

Saw that vid, seems more like he was disgusted by the subject they used for the CG more than the CG itself. it's still their fault because they should have known better than to show that to mr. wholesome anime. Know your audience.

>>157439927
>joking about how he always comes back out of retirement is throwing a fit
It's not like we're unhappy, it's just funny.

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>>157443743

Hell we don't even have to wait till he's dead for that.

>>157443802
Forgot to link:
>>157443923

>>157443664
Really? For one your idea of leaving a perceived "comfort zone" is to pander to you with crappy genre fiction. That's a dumb thing. You also think he gets a free ride from the critics, another dumb thing, also ignorant. Mediocre films? Old fucking fart? I can't think of a good reason to become angry or hostile in this situation, so that's another dumb thing. You get what I'm saying?

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>>157443690
>Those thighs
Im gonna fap to this right now

>>157443923
The thing they showed to Miyazaki was literally something meme tier, I don't know what the fuck they expected.

>Miyazaki can never retire until anime stops being shit

>>157443802
>that image
To be honest their presentation was shit.

>>157444000
Christ, why don't you just wank Miyazaki off like everyone else.

>>157444085
It's what I'm saying, it wasn't the CG itself but the content.

>>157444151
There he goes again, seriously what upset you?

>>157444160
Pretty much

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What's the point of a retirement if you go back to your job? That's called taking a break, not retiring you senile fuck

Not a single good movie. Maybe that's why he can't bring himself to retire.

>>157443690
>his daughter leaked this secret to the world

Such a piece of shit daughter.

>>157444304
He should have dicked her then, maybe she would have been more loyal.

>>157443698
On the condition that there's no Disney movie coming out that year.

>>157439098
>Miyazaki dies
>Studio Ghibli announces new moeshit line
>Miyazaki cancels his own funeral to stop it

>>157444229
You actually believe that? What are some good anime movies?

>>157443491
>Miyazaki Sci-fi
Holy hell, I need this.

>>157444304
But it's such a damn nice secret.

>>157444904
Future Boy Conan? Nausicaa?

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>>157436408
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>157444886
Exiled from Paradise.

>>157444886
Keit-Ai

>>157443958
Pipi? seriously?

>>157445175
What's wrong?

>>157444985
I thought of robots-and-space stuff but more like Nausicaa would be awesome. I guess that one and castle in the sky are my favourite.

>>157436408
Is there even someone more handsome than Miyazaki in anime industry?

>>157445259
Have you seen Conan?

>>157445207
I feel out of touch, did I miss something? I thought someone wantet to make Ronja into anime.
I won't complain, they can adapt everything from Michel to Lord of the flies, I'll watch it.

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>>157445287

>>157445472
Don't you have something better to be doing right now, Yamakan?

>>157445472
This, I'm not Yamakan btw

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>>157445287
This handsome fellow.

>>157445472
The fact that I totally don't get to see this handsome face in the mirrow everyday is truly saddening.

>>157436408
When will people stop falling for this man's memes?

>>157436408
Oh for fucks sake.

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>>157444304

>secret

>>157446272
>Miyasaki is a lolicon
>OZ was a furry
Has anyone ever involved in animu and manga not been a perv?

So basically Miyazaki retires every year?

>>157436408
Retirement was a mistake.

>>157446532
Like a phoenix! Dies only to rise from the ashes once more!

>>157438454
more like Your Mad

>>157447066
More like, just like /a/. Drop anime every week

>>157439732
it'll be for an age-group that is incapable of understand that the movie is made for them.

>>157443690

Do people just learn how to draw so they can enhance their fetishes

>>157447457
I imagine being able to put whatever sexual desire you have onto paper would be very motivating to get good at the skill, yeah.

>>157443690
>snake tiddy

tezuka was really next level

How old is he? Isn't it risky to start making something when you could drop dead at any minute?

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>>157448142
>die during production
>free publicity
>forever memorialized

just as planned

>>157436408
Is Your Name still in theaters making money? Miyazaki with his huge ego is probably aiming to outperform it since it did so well. There can be only one.

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...and in this thread you can see contrarian faggots in their natural habitat

>>157446379
>Has anyone ever[...]not been a perv?
No.

>miyazaki on suicide watch after kimi no nawa
>gets help
>tries to make a comeback by making a new film

>>157448678
This. If he doesn't outperform kimi no nawa he'll surely kill himself.

>>157448579
Among all otaku and humans in general, Anno is pure.

>>157446379

>Miyazaki is a lolicon

based on what?

>inb4 amerifat who was Totoro

>>157436408
I honestly feel like hes done this like 3 times.

>>157448842
We can only hope.

>>157436408
>you must have Japanese ability, which is necessary for production purposes

>superior japanese ability
>folded 10000 times

>>157449791
Probably just speak japanese.

>Shitkaifag think their meme movie is a threat to anyone

If anything, a person with half a brain would see your name as nothing more than a mediocre piece of shit and only went viral thanks to marketing and bunch of normie who haven't watched more than 2 anime

Next Shinkai films will be a total fucking flop and you could only be that much of a hack once.

>>157450315
Still pissed off Miyazaki enough to want to make another movie.

>>157450315
>and only went viral thanks to marketing and bunch of normie who haven't watched more than 2 anime
Sounds like every Miyazaki film to me.

>1800$
>Tokyo
Is this some kind of joke?

>average wages for an in-between animator come out to about 60,000yen ($540) a month. Animator Tetsuya Akutsu revealed he had once spent five hours on a frame for which he was paid 200yen (under $2).
>Ghibli offers 200,000yen
Based Miyazaki,

>>157450315
>went viral thanks to marketing
It went viral thanks to /a/ meming it, what are you talking about?
>normie
Oh.

>>157438491
Here we see an ugly woman despairing for (you)s.

>>157452590
He's so nice.